#just finished homestuck man

[gerbil-sollux]

Just some bros. idk

hhhhghhh i love them

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: this is why i love hanging out with the amporas

Jade: why shoot something once when we can shoot 46 more times?

[coridallasmultipass]

Now who's made a mistake? Don't you cry, it's mine.

WIP! Since it's the Striders' birthday, I felt like drawing an idea I had for a fantasy lonely prince Dirk. I was trying to figure out what kind of shirt, and as I was drawing sheer sleeves to experiment with a previous design, I got the idea to make it a barong tagalog, which gave me space to do like heart embroidery on it! And then I'm like, 'oohHH bleeding heart vines on the center, yES!' Lol. So, just sharing the start of my drawing, no idea when I'll finish or if I'll keep this pose either.

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

TG: oh FUCK no

TG: fuck

TG: why the actual goddamn fuck is he here???

[gyroshrike]

*sobs* omg the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one

[zeravmeta]

Do you ever plan to get back to homestuck? Asking because the sequel updated after a long period of radio silence.

please forgive this foolish blogger i have never stopped wanting to finish HS but i just keep getting super busy and the liveblog takes a full day to do so even when i want to do it I don't have the time

[sludgeguzzler]

man. i changed so much these past years

[outeremissary]

happy 4/13 who's your favorite character from homedstuck

Happy 4/13 to you as well anon! Now that it is the dinner break for our Pathfinder session I can sit down and answer this. Disclaimer that I have not reread more than like the first two acts of Homestuck since high school, but my inclination? It's still Terezi. Basic ass answer, I know. But it's basic for a reason and that is that Terezi rules. I love that future sight weird girl so much!!! She's so fun and able to project so much confidence, and the fraught relationship she has with Vriska (especially pre-Scratch) is delicious. Especially since it leads up to one of the scenes in Homestuck I consider most memorable, where she kills Vriska. That shit is beautiful. And despite my, uh, various feelings about the later arcs of Homestuck, Terezi setting up the retcons is awesome. I fucking love a prophetic chessmaster. Rewriting reality through John to create the world where they win and laying down in the old timeline to die... she's so cool to me for real, obsessed. Also in terms of cool I love all the dragons and I love the sword cane obviously on all fucking levels she RADIATES kid who you just want to BE. Also I just love a bitch who's always working so hard to be annoying and unsettling. Goals.

Easy second favorite is Roxy, the superior alpha kid. Similar reasons haha. When I took my pre-college exams my little sibling drew me a picture of the two of them together for good luck :) I still have it, somewhere.

[krystalguitarthemums]

Do u think he laughs like Seth Rogan

[lamiaoflilith]

finally… after 7 years… i’ve finished homestuck. somehow i am still confused.

[koharusaysht]

art block? have u tried putting it in homestuck flavored rice

first one was supposed to be jade but then realized it'd be great 2 draw about how im the only prospit dreamer in my session lol

and then in the middle of the first drawing i got the insane urge to draw my kidsona (literally just me) in my godtier so now here we are

[ace-apple]

i really need to make an effort to actually understand whats going on in vast error.

[remma-demma]

Ffxiv characters and their Homestuck aspects :3

Thancred: Blood (bond with Minfillia and Ryne)

Urianger: Void (Secrets, yet unwritten potential of cards and fate)

Y’shtola: Light (KNOWLEDGE, complicated nature of The Truth ™️)

G’raha: Hope (Inspiration… his stories as a boy… Crystal tower… promises… dreams…)

Alphinaud: Mind (rational politicking)

Alisaie: Time (gogogogogofightwhyarewestandingstill)

Estinien: Rage (literal rage turned breaking cycles)

Krile: Heart (idk, super echo soul stuff (probably a seer?))

Tataru: Space (seamstress :3, creating businesses and profit from little)

Generic Wol: Breath (adventure, freedom, leadership, going with the flow)

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Can I ask for your reasoning behind the Jake and Vriska pairing? This isn't out of hate or anything i am just very curious

3/4 of the alpha kids are IMMEDIATELY introduced with "btw, here's the dead troll you're supposed to date".

Your name is ROXY. God DAMN do you love WIZARDS. (Editor's Note: also Princes. A Prince who is also a wizard? Holy shit.)

So he made a couple of coy recommendations for objects of your attraction, and you have hung his COBALT BEEFCAKES here since. He was pretty spot on with the blue Funke, to be honest, since that's like the best show ever. Mr. Cross can blue himself any time, as far as you are concerned. [...] There is also your magnificent SWANSON. Ron Swanson is the PERFECT MAN.

And Jake's is the most blatant, in my opinion:

But who needs chums, when you can enjoy a top notch gander of your GALS OF CERULEAN COMPLEXION, HUBBA HUBBA. You are oft-times the recipient of a good ribbing from Jane on account of your peculiar fascination with blue movie ladies. You don't have to justify yourself to her though. What is even her deal? Any fella would be off his ROCKER not to fawn over all these BODACIOUS BLUE KNOCKOUTS. You want to make out with all of them. Dear, sweet Neytiri from James Cameron's Avatar. Oh, if only you were the one who could have overcome his paralysis on an alien adventure planet to become her boyfriend, instead of that other guy. Then she could have shown you how to be bold and courageous, and stand up to fight for your people, and maybe later, engage in a bizarre extraterrestrial reproductive process involving ponytails, and a magical tree you guess?

So for those keeping score, Roxy and Eridan, Jane and Equius (moment of silence), and Jake and Vriska. It's further proven by how stunningly hot he finds Aranea, who is a dead ringer for Vriska, and further supported by the fact that Jake is very much Vriska's type - she has a weird red, vascillatory thing for Tavros, and briefly dates John. Tavros is a Page, and John shares many genetic personality similarities with Jake, his ecto-grandpa. Honestly, if I were to distill down Vriska's taste in guys into one single person, it would just be Jake.

And yeah, I know that he and Vriska basically have nothing going on between them post-retcon, but I only consider everything after Game Over to be soft canon anyway, since by that point it's clear that Hussie has no intention of finishing Homestuck the way it was originally intended to end (there are way too many dangling plot threads, many of the choices - especially revolving around Vriska - seem genuinely aimed to make as much of the fandom upset as possible, and the tone and themes swerve wildly from their original trajectories in a way that feels rushed and incongruous). Pre-Retcon, the comic is gunning HARD for red Vriska/Jake endgame, and I put more weight on that than post-retcon's weird personality-regressed Vriska.

So I am specifically talking about post-character-development Vriska and Jake - Vriska who's had her feelings jams with John, proper apology and reconciliation with Aradia, Sollux, and Tavros, and is in a stable moirallegiance - Vriska who no longer feels the need to be such a massive bitch all the time and isn't trying to solo the game and steal the spotlight. Vriska at her best would probably be really healthy for him - Jake clearly enjoys a challenge much more than Tavros (though not enough to work well with Dirk), and Vriska clearly has a thing for goofy little failboys. It's not gay but not everything can be a W for us fujos, sadly.

[hyprbeam]

i cannot understate how much i loved psycholonials. for just. so many reasons. i love when stories reward you for paying attention and understanding their themes. when Z explicitly referred to the sword of damocles at the end i screamed because even though it obviously made so much sense because that IS in large part what its about i couldnt shake the feeling until that moment that maybe i was just like. out of the loop and projecting the stuff *i* know about onto it.

i think the stuff it has to say about power and sensationalism and the relationship between the author, audience, and fiction is . really REALLY good and extremely potent. even if i still cant exactly put my feelings about it into words in a way that is coherent or makes me sound smart yet. i think the stuff it has to say about gender and related social systems was REALLY EXTREMELY good . it obviously wasnt the main focus but i found it genuinely compelling and it contributes to the whole EXTREMELY well. not to drag up old shit again but . holy fuck does hussie have some genuinely great and interesting things to say about gender. iykwim.

hussie remains a MASTER of her craft and reading this only justified that belief further. i know im like genetically predisposed to deeply enjoying all this but . fuck she just hit every fucking beat man!!! the character writing was fucking amazing. no notes. the music was also stellar clark powell knocks it out of the fucking park once again. the fucking flare remix scared the SHIT out of me though god that was so cool. the epilogue(i guess? i dont know what else to call it) almost had me in tears. i knew finishing the game that there was going to be . some kinda twist in trying to redo the ending but. good lord. that was extremely well done. hi zhen i love you zhen.

speaking of . surely im not. off base when it comes to reading zhen as transfem right? this feels extremely textual and i am kinda glad it was never explicitly addressed but like. im not crazy here right? zhen is transfem.

i dont know. it was just. extremely fucking good. another fucking hussie banger. i really truly hope this isnt the last we see of her . i would love to read more non-homestuck stuff from her because it is PLAINLY obvious that shes still got it. go read psycholonials. its free on steam. especially if you like homestuck you owe it to yourself to go give it a shot.