#just embarrassing.

[whoredmode]

i just realized. i feel like the saints could use someone on their side w like. actual medical knowledge? not just like someone who can do chemistry/drug making (like laura). i mean like. someone who has knowledge of effects and can perform some procedures when needed. like sure in the context of the game you just respawn at the hospital, but in the context of a story, wouldn’t you want someone who can sew up wounds effectively, knows how to properly tourniquet injuries, has a more encyclopedic knowledge of drugs and injuries and how to deal w them? like we saw how effective the saints are in this situation when johnny got stabbed in sr2 (yeah that insane car ride to the hospital was just a game mechanic/they were getting chased but still). a later mission proves they’re just sitting ducks in a hospital anyway. wouldn’t you want someone on standby if/when your insurance fraud gets a lil too dangerous.

anyway i’m just saying this bc like. depending on your canon/interpretation the saints potentially get two computer geniuses (kinzie and matt, and even shaundi canonically has a good amount of computer knowledge), but like who’s their medic. sure i bet they’ve all got some passing idea of what to do in some situations but god forbid someone need emergency treatment when there’s nowhere to go

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[incandescent-mushroom]

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

[lastoneout]

No shade to OP as a person but believe me, this is a sign that something is DEEPLY fucking broken. Like they announced ONE new IP out of like eight films. I genuinely think within the decade they're just gonna stop making original films all together. That's what they learned from Elemental and Wish, just don't make anything new if you can help it.

Like they've unironically turned into what people pretend Dreamworks is, a sequel mill. The real downside is that Dreamworks actually knows how to make a good sequel, Disney never really figured that one out, bar a couple of outliers, and I have no faith in them pulling any of these off. Absolutely soul-crushingly pathetic. Thank god other animation studios exist.

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen, truly.

[quixoticprince]

So how's playing tf2 again going?

I basically picked up where I left off I suck lol

[justagirlluckyme]

Spotify wrapped was lowkey boring this year, no top album, no genre sandwich, and no music listener personality, no city </3 also what in the world were those “genres”

[shikisei]

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

...I got fiddlestan brainworms

hehehe funny spongebob reference