#just divorce already

[notfitforconsumption]

Dad: just cause I still haven't divorced your mom doesn't make all my girlfriends mistresses.

Also dad: why won't you let me introduce my grandbaby to my mistress girlfriend?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[lgbtiwtv]

in light of recent events

[ocdhuacheng]

So laios and fallin have been ostracized by society since they were children, Marcille has lifelong grief from constantly outliving her loved ones that leads her to dark magics, kabru’s village was destroyed by monsters, senshi and mithrun both have horror movie level backstories, izutsumi was sold as a freak show attraction, and then there’s chilchuck, who is a normal ass divorced middle aged man. And somehow he’s the most shady and secretive out of all of them

Edit can y’all please let me live I didn’t make this post bc I think chilchuck doesn’t have his own trauma or doesn’t experience racism or that being a union boss is a walk in the park or whatever I made it because him lying that he cheated on his wife to get the others to stop asking about his family was funny as fuck. Come on.

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[blessednereid]

my ability to act

like I'm happy

when I'm dying inside

comes from having to act

like I'm distracted and can't hear

my parents arguing when we go

on road trips.

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[ivysos2001]

I think jeff and britta’s entire dynamic can be summed up by the scene in basic sandwich where they’re in that tunnel loudly shushing each other like children but the second someone else tries to shush either of them they immediately turn to shushing everyone else *together*

[theminecraftbee]

you know the excellent quadruple life fan comic has me thinking about double life again. and MAN. thinking about the soul bonds mechanically. like, before I get into my meta-analysis it’s worth noting that non-diagetically the soulbond mechanic being based on how many hearts someone has is basically the only way I can think to do it in minecraft that’s sensible, but diagetically…

so do you ever think about how the marker of what made people soulmates in double life was pain?

like, soulmates share injuries/pain! that’s the whole premise! like, to the point that day one people were making up elaborate ways to hurt themselves so they could test for their soulmates! you met your (very romantic-coded) partner and confirmed they were the person you were looking for by hitting each other, generally!

being a soulmate in the double life universe isn’t about being compatible, it’s about literally sharing pain, and it’s just… I think about how for some pairs, they share the burden between each other, and it brings them closer. for some pairs, though, the only way they know how to communicate is by hurting one another. and the thing is, this isn’t just a literal thing. like, mechanically, the thing soulmates do is share pain and communicate with pain, but metaphorically, can you say desert duo doesn’t have trouble communicating because half of how they know how to exist is either sharing in pain or causing it for each other? can you say that ranchers’ strength wasn’t a pair of people who understood each other’s pain and desperation to be better than they’ve been before? can you say that divorce quartet isn’t, well—

so pearl wins after scott hurts them one last time don’t you ever think about that,

[feliformiaboy]

[lovegrowsart]

personally i think katara is completely within in her right to be angry at and never forgive the man that killed her mother and in turn zuko is also within his right to be angry at and never forgive his abusers who gaslit manipulated scapegoated maimed banished and tried to kill him multiple times and neither of those things would make katara and/or zuko lesser than or bad people

[royaltea000]

Pose practice! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[petricorah]

zuko alone pt 2

lovingly inspired by this [ids in alt]

[icarusredwings]

What if Saxteen walks around communicating through telepathy and out of no where 14 just starts dying of laughter because Sax just walked by and Donna is extremely confused, except the joke doesn't translate well to English so he cant even tell her.

He's just somewhere else and suddenly gets told "I see you" through telepathy and he just turns around like "Alright WHERE are you ya bastard!? I know you're here!" And saxons hiding behind a dumpster giggling. So 14 looks like a mad man in the middle of central London.

You just walk into the room and see them staring at each other and suddenly, out of no where the Master goes "Hey!! You take that back! I was not!" And 14 shrugs, looks away and goes "I dont know what you're talkin about. I even didnt say anything."

Poor shauns just standing there like "what the fuck is actually going on?"

Theyre so toxic I love them.