#junior problems

[mad-musician-mayhem]

Alto L: Hey Freshmen!

Alto N and Alto U: Yes?

Alto L: Just a heads up, Alto H will be out of town for softball stuffs and I’ll be out of state at the robotics world championship during the jazz festival after break so you will be the only Alto 2s playing okay?

Alto U: Yes! OMG, Alto N, this is exciting!

Alto N: yeah… *looks like Alto L and Alto H killed their pet*

[sea-buns]

it wasn't that long ago that i was in a high school math class and yet my eyes have never glazed over faster. i was good at math. i enjoy math. you want the fucking train question? in two minutes? omg i didn't know you were so funny haha

[kathaynesart]

Language Before/After Kids

Sorry if the humor is a bit crass, but I've witnessed this phenomena so many times with friends who become parents that I could not help but wonder which extreme side of the line these boys fall on.

This is also a bit of a character dive. I kind of like the idea of Leo constantly censoring himself around Casey Junior, because it gives it even more oomph when he says "badass" in the beginning of the movie since it signals that he now views CJ as an adult who he respects, depends on, and can speak with frankly. No censoring needed.

[pumpkins-and-penguins]

okay this is actually an incredible return to form for fantasy high.

if they returned to school as is, they would mostly be in relationships, having just saved the world, and basically be best friends with every administrator. two of them would be successful rockstars, one of them would be a saint, one would be a successful secret agent, one would be the captain of the bloodrush team, and another would be a literal oracle. there would be no conflict or interest. they'd all just be at the top of the social and academic ladder. but now their principal and vice principal are both gone, 2/3 have broken up with their partners and the one who is still in a relationship is long distance, the in school decisions they make have actual stakes, and there are people they don't know and things they've missed from being gone for like half of freshman year and then for a bit of sophomore year and the entire summer.

fantasy high, at its core, is about the interpersonal relationships and internal struggles we have in high school, told through the lens of a magical world. no one is perfect and successful and has a group of 6 friends who are constantly happy and hanging out when they're 16. they will have to learn to be people, independent of one another and without all of the crazy over powered connections and advantages they've gained since their freshman year. i'm so excited.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

I know a normal amount abt waistcoats

[contakaidigon]

pour one out for your local unhinged teenage girl 🍷

[sophsicle]

Every story needs a monster, right?

or

A Rosekiller origin story

[tea-cat-arts]

I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji

[veethebeequeen]

Ok but t4t Rosekiller.....

Like Evan being too anxious to do his t-shots himself so Barty doing it for him.....

Like Evan making sure Barty takes off his binder because he's absolutely the type to forget.....

Like Barty taking care of Evan after top surgery....

Like Evan taking care of Barty after top surgery....

Like Barty turning his top surgery scars into something cool with some tattoos.......

[lienspien]

Barty is provocative as fuck and James is easy to rile up. Usually, it just leads to James storming off with Barty laughing. One time, James was having his own problems, and Barty came by and started a fight. James said the most offensive personal thing ever that got Barty so mad, he got personal too. Then they both are just yelling at each other, and everyone is kind of scared to pull them apart. Eventually James just tells him to fuck off and Barty does, for the first time, storm off.

They were seen making out later that night

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I feel like this last episode really has been such a big reminder that Jawbone is not in any way trained to be a guidance counselor. Is he amazing at his job yes he’s great he’s helped so many kids but he is not legally qualified, plus there’s the added factor of him only having the job because of a party of students who are currently at the school and his adoptive daughter stepdaughter and the kid whose been living with him for months all go there so he can’t be truly impartial in matters concerning them like he’s supposed to. Do I think he shouldn’t have the job no because he’s amazing at it otherwise but I do think that there should be a second counselor with no connections to any of the students

[love-wing]

I need more people to appreciate I solved the last stand math question (but not in the time limit the intrepid heroes were given, there was no way)

[applebees4prez]

now that fhjy is over, i have to redo the poll

[fanstuffrantings]

Porter and jace: I'm going to manipulate, kill, and transform these children with a one sided rivalry against the bad kids into followers on my god, a plan centuries in the making where discretion is key which is why I'm getting a mastermind rogue in my pocket. What could go wrong

Rat grinders: hormonal teenagers full of rage with little to no impulse control now in forced proximity to their rivals, thus leading to them being stupid teenagers who act impulsively

Porter and jace:

[whatsitzface]

I always had a thing for punk x prep dynamics :))

[justsalpals]

people being actually confused, or somehow disappointed?? by the random npcs in the first episode? couldn't be me. absolute highlight of the entire thing. these are my people.

justice for balthazar, the bad kids deserved to taste that chilli one last time