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Roach, calling a meeting:"it has come to my attention that someone on the team is mad at me for "talking shit about them behind their back""
Roach:"i promise I did not mean to do that."
Roach:"I meant to do it to your face!"
Roach:"Allen! You're a little bitch and you're ugly!"
Allen:"I WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!"
Roach:"well shove them orders up your ass!"
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I’m rewatching a 09 Modern Warfare 2 playthrough and is Allen one of the playable characters considered important at all? Unless im forgetting lore since it’s been so long I never see him brought up at all or is that just because of the focus on the main 141?
Oh yes Joseph Allen! Yes he is playable. He is one of the most pivotal characters in the game. He is the one MacTavish chooses (that does make him 141 technically) from bravo team (He is your intro character) that is placed with Makarov by Shepherd for No Russian and is killed as the catalyst of world war III.
One can even argue that Shepherd was working with Makarov in order to start world war III and Joseph Allen was but a pawn in their games.
I love talking about the mechanics and technical aspects of the OG games any question you have about that I promise you I know and if I don't I will figure it out for you
I have genuinely played them so many times I know most of the stuff off the top of my head
#call of duty modern warfare#cod modern warfare#09 modern Warfare#og modern warfare#Joseph Allen#resi responds
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hey all just something i noticed about mw
everyone else’s mission profiles
alex’s in mw1
just a cute little detail i’m sure this means nothing at all ahahah
nothing at all :)
#raccoonspeaks#call of duty#alex keller#alex keller cod#cod#call of duty modern warfare#modern warfare 1#cod mw19#alexei borodin#joseph allen
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the fun thing when you don't always understand english very well is that things keep surprising you. i was like 'oh this joseph allen/alexei borodin wasn't in the remake but he sure seems like a chill guy. Is he being send to kick makarov ? oh wait he's now on makarov's team. oh wait he just terroristed a full airport" nvm i understand why shepherd told him the mission was going to cost him a piece of himself
also roach hhhh
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New Cities: Skylines 2 Video Talks Zones, Signature Buildings, And More In a new Cities: Skylines 2 video, Paradox talks zoning, as well as unveiling the brand new and rather exciting Signature Buildings feature.Read this article on TechRaptor https://techraptor.net/gaming/news/cities-skylines-2-signature-buildings
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joseph Allen/Vladimir Makarov Characters: Joseph Allen (Call of Duty), Vladimir Makarov Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Collars, Lingerie, thigh grinding, Grinding, Anal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:
Makarov treats his favorite pet with all the affection he desires.
Canon divergence where Makarov keeps Allen as a prized pet instead of killing him during No Russian.
#call of duty#cod mw#mw2#vladimir makarov#joseph allen#starlight writing#this is the rarest pairing i've ever written for lmao
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Random HCs I have for the Tf 141: Mafia AU! characters :PP
for future plot points hehe
Ghost is a cat person but only came to love dogs because of Johnny adopting Riley and him ending up raising it for most of the time
On the other hand, Graves hates cats and hates you for taking care of the chonky white cat at the alleyway by the bakery (He also hates that you take care of it more than you do with him, like c'mon he wants to be fed by you too)
All of them are boy failures when they try courting you, and you try your best to reciprocate !! (but sometimes that there's so silly and trip over their own shoelaces that its too cute not to stand and watch sometimes)
Those big scary men being love sick fools
They definitely get slack for it from Nonna and Nonno
The two (Ghost and Graves) have the biggest sweet tooth actually, and then run through the entire stock of treats whenever they stop by but are unable to sit and eat
Ever since you started working regularly, the guys try to stop by as often as they can, which makes Nonno and Nonna happy (becuase they were drifting further away until you came)
Only Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz visit often even before you came but even that became harder to do as time went on
So, Nonno and Nonna likes spoiling you with food because of it (not like you knew the intention behind their actions, you were just happy to eat free food really)
Price and Johnny is the type to just drink coffee in the morning then go about their day, only eating meals once or twice
They aren't the biggest eaters, even though Johnny does more physically laboring tasks
But he's more of a protein shake kinda guy, the type to drink his meal if all of it can be blended (he couldn't be bothered to prep his own meals)
Gaz, on the other hand, needs his meals
So he ends up dragging Ghost along with him in the mornings at the bakery for the breakfast special
Ghost doesn't really care to have anything in the morning 'cause his appetite kicks in (for some reason) late at night, so that's when he eats a lot
Alejandro is a 3-in-1 coffee drinker and Rudy is appalled
Even more so at you as you encourage this behavior by making his sachet 3-in-1s fancy with all the extra foam and drawings on top (he's jealous)
Rudy is a plain black kinda guy, but will try anything you offer or have concocted with (he's just a test dummy for your experiments but he's happy being your dummy either way)
Graves loves lattes, hot or iced- you already know what he's feeling for depending how he strolls into the bakery
If he's a bit downtrodden, he needs a cold pick-me-up, but if he's hyper and needs a bit of a cold down? that hot one would be very much appreciated
He also isn't the type to eat a lot, but will scarf down anything you make (he would never decline any of your offers or experiments)
The one who gives you the best critique to your creations is Gaz, Rudy, and Ghost actually-- straightforward, gut-punched, but points of improvement all the same
Graves and Soap sugar coats too much, Alejandro gives simple praises (not wanting to make you hurt for commenting on your hard work) and Price...
Well, a simple nod and smile is enough to make you happy that he doesn't get the chance to as you prance away in happiness
>Bonus part:
Konig and Horangi loves your savory treats, like those quiches, tarts, pies-- everything, the whole menu!
Just send them a picture of your creation and they're quickly finishing off a guy and bookin' it to the bakery in no time
Konig likes the space (table) you saved for them at the side, a bit secluded but still in view of both entraces
He knows you keep it clean, with their favorite condiments stacked to the side, seats fluffed and cushioned, table clear of any food residue-- every. single. time.
Konig also like your personal favorites of treats as well (makes him feel closer to you somehow)
But draws the line at your weird concoctions of combines drinks he's not quite fond of (like that coffee and soda mix? yeah, he did not want to get palpitations thank you very much)
Horangi is one of the few who ready and willing to try out anything you dish out
Even that special energy drink you tried making for Soap once, and let's just say that he couldn't sleep soundly for a week...
He doesn't regret it though, when he sees your gummy grin and tiny hops that you do when you get excited
Maybe...next time...just lower the dosage for his sanity, please?
Alex and Farah are a duo you don't quite see often but wished you did!
Alex pops by at least once or twice a week to pick up his orders, but more often than not, you're delivering their orders to their HQ
Barely having the chance to eat with them makes you sad (they are too), but when you guys do-- you go on for hours
Gossiping is the main source of Farah's entertainment and why both also avoid doing it with you
Because, one time, they went on for hours that lunch became dinner and that became a sleep over
And they had to catch up on so much work
Yeah, they're both yappers
and they indulge you and your interest so much, that they're mainly the ones getting you the things you like and it being displayed in your room
You like that one movie with cars in it? Boom, you have the same race car as a bed
Roach actually helps around more than anyone in the family
Even though he's handling the back more, you sure as damn well know he makes the best food ever
He's sometimes with the 141 guys or KorTac duo, but either way-- you'd seen him come alone to the bakery a lot
Being his ear and shoulder when he needs it, but vice versa as well
the usual culprit that overstays at your apartment really (which makes the others rage)
Roach is the happiest when he sees you eating his food happily, so don't blame him when you become a lil' plump (you're cute either way and he'll definitely lessen it if you ask him to)
Makarov visits the least but always does the grandest of things (he's extra like that)
Surprisingly, Nikolai is tied to hip with him whenever he comes in (he keeps Makarov in check really)
And they either visit super early in the morning or late into closing that sometimes you come in early or close out late just so you could do something for them
they don't want you forcing yourself like this but they appreciate you very much
Makarov and Nikolai loves spicy food, or food that just gives them a kick in the mouth and they love how you adjust it to their taste the best
They are more of tea and beer drinkers really
Water? The tap is dry and so they are
So you have to force them to drink it in between
And that's the moment they leave and try to escape
Just so you know, you have chased them down the street before in nothing but your flip flops and you still caught up to them (not before accurately hitting them on the head with it)
Kate, Allen, and Ramirez often come in together as well, a quick order-in and a pick up thereafter
They're busy with the reconnaissance work but likes making light banter with you
Some scones, mini brownies, or any quick bite- they'll have it and compliment for your hard work
Allen likes his coffee half and half while Ramirez likes it in shots, he needs his bursts of energy being the 'designated' errand boy of the two after all
Kate on the hand, has a jug of tea (you swear) but often takes two to three cups for herself (which you happened to learn was actually all hers once you asked a confused Allen about it one morning)
And yeah, that it (thought it'd be neat to see what i can come up with for their food and treat preferences hehe) Please check out the chapters and other one-shots here in this masterlist!
#cod x reader#cod mw2#tf 141 mafia au#tf 141 x reader#tf 141 x you#tf 141 poly#soap x reader#soap x you#unedited#crackfic#platonic relationships#ghost x reader#price x reader#gaz x reader#graves x reader#alex x reader#farah x reader#nikolai x reader#makarov x reader#kate x reader#roach x reader#konig x reader#horangi x reader#ramirez x reader#cod joseph allen#cod james ramirez
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you know it hits hard
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Soap:"aren't you sad people forget about you?"
Gaz:"nah, at least Im not Roach."
Ghost:"don't be rude!"
Roach:"nah, it's cool. At least I'm not Allen."
Allen:"at least I'm not Jackson."
Roach:"go fuck yourself."
Ghost:"know your place."
Allen:
Soap:"nobody likes you, bitch."
#call of duty#cod mw2#call of duty modern warfare#john soap mactavish#incorrect quotes#incorrect cod quotes#soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#gaz call of duty#gary sanderson#gaz#gary roach sanderson#cod paul jackson#sgt. paul jackson#captain john mactavish#cod joseph allen#joseph allen#ghost mw2#ghost
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Gaz:"you ever wish you were remembered more?"
Allen:"no. I have social anxiety so this is for the best"
Ghost:"who are you talking to?"
Gaz:" Allen."
Ghost:"*who???"
Gaz, turning to see Allen is gone: "what the fuck"
#cod joseph allen#joseph allen#call of duty#cod mw2#call of duty modern warfare#incorrect quotes#incorrect cod quotes#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#kyle garrick#gaz call of duty#cod gaz#gaz cod
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The poll results from "Who said it?" (Part 4)
THE line of every sidekick ever...
Honestly, I thought this was a tough one.
Most of you voted for Tim Drake! Correct or not?
Reveal under the cut!
Who said it? Conner Kent (Kon-El)!
Many of you voted for him though and I really think it was a tough one.
Action Comics #1057 – "Super is as Super Does" (2023)
by Magdalene Visaggio (writer), Matthew Clark (artist) & Matt Herms (artist)
@catgrandpa said they picked Kon because it seemed a little too on the nose for Tim and while I can totally see why you'd vote Tim I just thought that was such a good comment?! Because thinking about it: Yeah, probably.
#ao3statistics#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#who said it#who said it part 4#tim drake#timothy drake#dick grayson#richard grayson#damian wayne#conner kent#kon el#joseph wilson#jericho dc#bart allen#flash#kid flash#miss martian#m'gann m'orzz#superboy
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