#jorge ferrari

[zibaldone-di-pensieri]

Sometimes I feel like F1 community is a bit toxic, then I remember I'm a motogp fan too and think "wow, this is even more toxic, F1 community is heaven compared to this"

I can't understand why people feel the need of sharing hate online every single day, I mean we know F1 is full of these dumb hater kids and sometimes pilots themselves argue loudly with each other, maybe some of them still hate each other but the point is: motogp world still seems worse

What I want to see is 20 guys racing on a track, giving their best, making wonderful surpasses and at the end of the race going back home with their own feet, in the meanwhile I hope for Italian drivers and Italian bikes to win.

But nah, the real pleasure is hoping for a driver to crash and hurt himself, his bike exploded? He is bleeding? He lost his head? Wooo🥳 and you know why? Because Marcrash is an idiot who hates Italian. Because Enea will kill everyone to let Pecco win. Because Pecco is a clown and must going down every race. Because Ducati has too many bikes and should go bankrupt. Because Yamaha and Honda ruined all those Spanish and French drivers so fuck them! Send a curse to them! Because Italian are idiots. Because this pilot can only cry. Because that other pilot can only crash into everyone. This should be illegal. That should be forgiven.

Imma go back to F1... 🙄

I mean, there are so many Lando or Charles crybabies around here too.... 👀

But personally I see more sportsmanship in F1's community than in motogp ones....

Maybe it's just me.

Disclaimer: I love both Lando and Charles, in reality I love almost every F1 pilots 🙃 and I like both Pecco and Jorge, I just want to have fun with everyone safe!

[almostarts]

"Butterfly" Chair,

This 1938 B.K.F. chair was created by Spaniard Antonio Bonet and Argentines Juan Kurchan and Jorge Ferrari-Hardoy.

Painted wrought-iron and leather,

34 3/8 x 32 3/4 x 29 3/4" (87.3 x 83.2 x 75.6 cm).

Photo courtesy of the Museum of Modern Art, New York

[lanadelrrari]

This week really was a win for the spaniards huh

[lewishamiltonstuff]

Good Morning, I've memes because I'm extremely nervous for the race

[muxas-world]

There's and enemy on italian soil tifosi shulbd be aware of that

[metal-sludge]

TUFF + FASTER PUSSYCAT + HERICANE ALICE + KEEL at the Troubadour, Hollywood CA in March, 1989.

L-R: Michael Lean (TUFF), Brent Muscat (FASTER PUSSYCAT), Stevie Rachelle (TUFF), Bruce Naumann (HERICANE ALICE), Todd Chase (TUFF), Ian Mayo (HERICANE ALICE), Danny Gill (HERICANE ALICE), Jorge Desaint (TUFF), and Marc Ferrari (KEEL).

[leclercskiesahead]

I can’t keep up with this Ferrari merch drop and motogp musical chairs news and Ferrari admin posting moustache Carlos content happening all at once

[clubcordobaslot]

[jujuygrafico]

Morales participó de la entrega del Cóndor de Oro 2022

#Jujuy #Deportes #Institucionales #GerardoMorales participó de la entrega del #CóndordeOro 2022

El gobernador de Jujuy, Gerardo Morales, participó del acto de entrega del Cóndor de Oro, premiación del El gobernador de Jujuy, Gerardo Morales, participó del acto de entrega del Cóndor de Oro, premiación del Círculo de Periodistas Deportivos  que se llevó a cabo en Ciudad Cultural. El galardonado con la máxima distinción de la noche fue el gimnasta Santiago Ferrari. El mandatario felicitó a…

[dickinfectionbez]

ADORA'S FULL WRITING MASTERLIST

SFU (Safe from Uccio works - do not have Uccio at all)

NSFU (Not Safe from Uccio - he is the main character).

SFJ (Safe from Jorge - do not have Jorge Martin in it.)

NSFJ (Not Safe from Jorge Martin - he is the main character)

Wrench to the Heart - SFU + SFJ (minor mention of Fem!Uccio)

Baby boots and riding suits - SFU + SFJ (minor mention of Uccio)

Chéile Seala - NSFU +SFJ - (Main part of the beginning plot)

Kiss of Death - NSFU + SFJ (Main plot point)

Y/N Satire Part One - SFU + SFJ (No Mention of Uccio at the moment)

Y/N Satire Part Two - SFU + SFJ (No Mention of Uccio at the moment)

Proxy War of the Highest Status - SFU + SFJ (This is a Webblonso fic)

Vengeance served over ice - NSFU + SFJ (This is the sequel to the Buccio fic)

Penance for Old sins - NSFU + SFJ (This is the Muccio fic)

In the shadows - NSFU + SFJ (This is the Buccio fic)

Love & Life - SFU + SFJ (no mention of Uccio)

Journalist jokes - SFU + SFJ (no mention of Uccio this is a Lucalex fic)

When the world ends - SFU + SFJ (this is a Pecco/Enea Zombie Au. No Uccio at the moment)

Mirror - NSFJ + SFU (literally a fic about him jacking off to a mirror.)

Necklace of pearls - SFU + SFJ (It's Fabio Q and Bez having Sex.)

Lacy Trimmings - SFU + SFJ (it's Enea, Bez and Pecco threesome with Bez and Enea in dresses+ next day weed shotgunning and lazy handjobs)

Drops of Jupiter - SFU + SFJ (it's Fem!Marcnaia sex with Valentina catching them)

She acts like summer and walks like rain - SFU + SFJ (it's Fem! rosquez sex post Drops of Jupiter)

And so we try again - SFU + SFJ (Rosquez post reconciliation)

Bubble Pop Electric - SFU + SFJ (Bez/Diggia making out)

Writing on the Wall - SFU + SFJ (Rosquez phone fic)

Take me to Paris - SFU + SFJ (Susie/Toto/George Eiffel Tower fic)

Bubble Bath Babes - SFU + SFJ (Fem!Beznaia bathtub fluff)

Music to my ears - SFU + SFJ (Singer!Vale fic)

Toy - NSFU + SFJ (i don't know why i wrote a diggia/enea/uccio threesome)

Save me tinder date save me - SFU + SFJ (it's fem!peccnea)

Verbal Fishing Guide - SFU + SFJ (its Casey/Enea on a yacht)

Bloodbag - SFU +NSFJ (pecco m!preg abortion fic with vampires)

Fate's String as Red as a Flame - SFU + SFJ (It's Crow!bez)

Gaze upon Prince Albert - SFU + SFJ (Cele gets a nipple piercing and turns out Bez got another piercing too)

There is a special type of grace in your eyes - NSFU + SFJ (its a rosquez retelling of Om Shanti Om, a Bollywood movie)

Red Guilt - NSFU + SFJ (Ferrari!Vale AU)

Endurance Days - SFU + SFJ (its a Valentino/Jenson/Maxime threesome)

Maneater - SFU + SFJ (Marc is a cannibal and Vale is immortal)

[verdemint]

thanks to @bikefuckersoftheworldunite post about Jorge's comic book, here we have Vale's

its written by Vale and Milo Manara (famous italian comic book writer (famous for mostly drawing naked women lol)) in 2006

alternative front cover of the graphic novel

Now I offer you some of my fav Vale comments from the book introduction aka italian men adoring, loving Vale pt84t8398

"Valentino Rossi was already, of course, a comic book on his own, just waiting for someone to bring him into the world of talking clouds, of fantasy becoming drawing [...] At this point, Milo Manara enters the scene, and he understands the extraordinary opportunity offered to him: to retrace Homer's path to tell the sporting exploits and adventures of Valentino Rossi […]”

Also Milo Manara says this about Valentino:

"The difference between a comic book superhero and Valentino Rossi, is practically nonexistent. Except for one small detail: Valentino ride his bike in the real world and with his skill, intelligence and likability he gets up to all sorts of things, more than can be imagined even in a comic book."

the plot from Goodreads is just insane lol I had to add it to the post:

"A famous motorcycling champion becomes involved in an intrigue that winds its way through various stages of the world championship until the final race, amid mysterious dark ladies, kidnapping umbrella girls, and unscrupulous journalists in the service of television networks that hide unmentionable secrets. With the help of his loyal bulldog Guido and the appearances of the chicken Osvaldo, Valentino Rossi finds himself at the centre of a frenzied series of twists and turns that sees him the protagonist on and off the track, fighting for the world championship title and to find out who intends to prevent him from getting it, in the company of the beautiful Linda and the ghosts of some of his legends: Jim Morrison, Steve McQueen, Enzo Ferrari."

like what do u mean the ghost of Enzo Ferrari and the chicken Osvaldo are helping Valentino save umbrella girls?

(also wikipedia goes even further into details and apparently the evil villain hot girl has to find a way to get Vale's cum (????????????) to get his DNA to create perfect superhuman riders??????? NOT EVEN AO3 COULD COME UP WITH THIS PLOT I SWEAR MILO MANARA U JUST WANTED TO FUCK VALE)

(do u guys think is this a metaphor for Vale meeting the aliens post 2006? Are the superhuman rider athletes made with his cum DNA just a metaphor for Jorge, Dani and Casey? lol)

Also there's a DVD version with Vale voice over :))

[coimbrabertone]

Motorsports Christmas: An After-Action Report.

May 26th, 2024 was one of the biggest days in motorsports, and it was freaking exhausting in the best ways possible.

So, everybody knows that the Monaco Grand Prix and the Indianapolis 500 are on the same day, well, the Charlotte 600 is on that day too, making for the triple. This year, the Catalan Motorcycle Grand Prix also fell on that weekend, so there was a quadruple of racing, and I was ready to watch it all.

I woke up around 5:30am - the joys of the Mountain Time zone - in time to watch MotoGP at 6am. Aleix Espargaro took pole on the factory Aprilia and Raul Fernandez on the Trackhouse Aprilia satellite bike lined up third, but it was Pecco Bagnaia in second that turned into the protagonist of the race. Bagnaia held off the likes of Jorge Martin, Marc Marquez, and Aleix Espargaro behind to take a calculated victory.

I was happy for Bagnaia, however, with Jorge Martin in second having a dominant championship lead, it did sort of feel like a pyrrhic victory. Bagnaia gives this controlled, smart victory ride but it doesn't really matter since he only scored five more points over his main championship rival. Add in the fact that Marc Marquez, who is toe-to-toe with Bagnaia in the fight for second, finished third. This means that Bagnaia leaves the Catalan Grand Prix 39 points behind Martin and just 2 ahead of Marquez.

That's not even the worst part.

Enea Bastianini - the rider I support - kinda had a meltdown this race. First, he starts eleventh, loses places off the start, and then got pushed off at turn one by Alex Marquez. Enea cuts the track to rejoin, receives a long lap penalty, refuses to serve it. He then gets gets pushed off again in a second attempt. Enea receives a double long-lap penalty for failing to serve the penalty, serves one but not the other, and then gets a thirty second penalty post race.

In his interviews, he called it a protest against unfair stewarding decisions.

On track, it led to him finishing eighteenth and out of the points.

This is particularly devastating as Jorge Martin and Marc Marquez - the guys in second and third - are fighting to take his seat for 2025. I already did a blogpost about this a few weeks ago and I have a lot to get to today, so I'll keep this brief, but yesterday was not a good day for Enea Bastianini.

The Monaco Grand Prix also happened. Swiftly moving on...

Joking. I'm joking. Monaco was actually pretty good this year. The Ferraris and McLarens qualified 1-3 and 2-4, respectively, so we got a fight between them rather than Red Bull dominance. Unfortunately, they decided to fight by going as slow as possible to prevent anyone else from pitting once they all got a free change of tyres under red following a scary first lap incident between Sergio Perez and the two Haas cars.

Still, it was a fight between Ferrari and McLaren and the top seven all put a lap on eighth place. That was as vintage F1 as you could get. It was also at vintage speeds with them running around four seconds off the pace, but hey, strategy shenanigans are fun.

Charles Leclerc won and proceeded to drop the Monegasque flag in front of the Prince of Monaco, twice. That is objectively funny and probably my favorite F1 moment of the weekend.

So, the Indianapolis 500.

Normally it would start shortly after Monaco, however, a rain front in Indianapolis delayed the 500 into the afternoon. This would wreck Kyle Larson's attempt to do the full 1100 mile double at Indy and Charlotte - more on that later - but it did actually lead to some great moments for me personally. Spending the hours in discords with other motorsports fans talking about when the rain might stop, when the track might dry out, when the race should start, whether Larson would stay or go...it all gave a very wholesome, community feel that I really enjoyed.

Then the race itself. It was amazing.

The clouds cleared, we got a partly cloudy afternoon with filled grandstands and a full 500-mile race around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. We got a little bit of everything. Crashes (where thankfully nobody was hurt), engine failures, competing fuel strategies, sixteen different leaders - that's half the field! - and a last lap, penultimate corner pass for the win.

Now, I'm an Arrow McLaren fan. Alexander Rossi was a driver who I followed in F1 because I was excited at the prospect of seeing the first American driver in a decade. Rossi's F1 hopes with Marussia didn't work out, but he went on to Indycar and won the Indy 500 in his first attempt. Between the peak Andretti years where he had the knife between his teeth bringing the fight to the likes of Josef Newgarden and Scott Dixon, to now, where he's in that beautiful #7 white and orange McLaren, bringing the fight to the likes of...Josef Newgarden and Scott Dixon.

Then there's Pato O'Ward, the exciting, young, charismatic Mexican charger in the #5, driving an awesome orange and black car. It's perfect, he and Rossi have night and day cars, and they were slingshot passing each other in the Indianapolis 500 to save fuel. That was the happiest I was during the race, watching my two favorite Indycar drivers in my favorite team leading 1-2.

Then Alexander Rossi made his final pitstop for fuel.

They were racing to keep track position, so they fueled him just a bit short, and I fear that ultimately decided the course of the race.

Josef Newgarden cycled out in front at the end of the fuel cycle, Alexander Rossi attacked first, got in front, but immediately got overtaken again as he had to save a bit of fuel. Rossi would try again, but Newgarden would nose ahead, as would Pato O'Ward.

Pato O'Ward was a student of the Indy 500, so he knew he had to make the pass as late as possible to ensure that Josef Newgarden wouldn't be able to respond. Pato would lift in turn one on a number of final laps to stay second and keep the draft, before finally making the attack in turn one on the final lap...only for Josef Newgarden to come back at him in turn three.

There was nothing Pato could've done at that point.

Josef made the pass in turn three, got a good exit off turn four, and Pato didn't get enough of a draft to the finish line in order to stop him. Pato was rightfully devastated, Rossi ended up in fourth, behind the lead two in addition to third placed Scott Dixon, as a result of his fuel strategy.

It was utterly devastating.

But that's motorsport. The days that you lose are what make the days that you win more meaningful. The Indianapolis 500 happened in its entirety despite all the rain and the worries. Not only that, but NBC is saying that the preliminary ratings look to be over 5 million viewers for the race. A last lap pass, a back-to-back winner, and a ratings bump over last year. As much as I wish Pato or Rossi could've won that race, I've spent the last day making my peace with it. For now, I'll just be happy that Indycar as a sport snatched a victory from the jaws of defeat.

Then there was the Coke 600 at Charlotte.

I tuned in late thanks to the late Indianapolis 500, and I was pretty emotionally drained at this point, but a charge from Brad Keselowski at the end of the second stage got me motivated again. Brad Keselowski, the owner-driver of the #6 for the team I support in NASCAR - Roush Fenway Keselowski Racing, also known as RFK Racing - pushed his way up the field. He moved into second, and he was hunting down the leader, Christopher Bell.

I began to believe that, after a 1,113-day winless streak, Brad Keselowski would win two races in three weeks.

Unfortunately, as soon as he caught up to the back of Bell, it started raining.

To add insult to injury, Kyle Larson, who had run the Indianapolis 500 earlier that day and completed all 500 miles, finishing 18th after a pitlane speeding penalty, had just arrived at Charlotte. He was about to take over the #5 from replacement driver Justin Allgaier, only he never got the chance.

At this point, I was emotionally drained after three and a half races, so at around 8:45pm, I fully embraced my grandmother era and went to bed.

That wound up being the right decision, because despite waiting out the rain and attempting to dry the track, NASCAR would end up calling the race anyway when they hit the end of Fox's TV window. Christopher Bell would win the race, Brad Keselowski would have to settle for second.

I quite literally missed nothing by going to bed when I did.

So, I sorta got the result I wanted at Catalunya, a full-on positive result at Monaco, and narrowly had my picks finish second at both Indianapolis and Charlotte.

In the grand scheme of things, that's not a bad Motorsports Christmas.

And on June 14th and 15th, we have Motorsports New Years with the 24 Hours of Le Mans, so the Racing Holidays aren't quite over.

[gayferrari]

Is it officially peccover? Or can a Jorge flop/Valentino demonic possession still save us?

It's not peccover in the same way ferrari could win the wcc. stars would need to align tremendously,,,

[muncedes]

the amount of bullshit we’ve endured the last 2 seasons with jorge as lewis’ teammate i need ferrari to allow my man to cook next season in red

[santoschristos]

Moon-Diana, Goddess of Poetry from Astrological=Periodicity by Lyman E. Stowe (1909)

Last week … two people asked me the same question – what’s the use of poetry? And I answered them with: What’s the use of death? What’s the use of the taste of coffee? What the use of me? What’s the use of us? Jorge Luis Borges to Osvaldo Ferrari, Conversations, Volume 1