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coal855 · 4 months ago
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atleast there’s proof of my existence
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The new apartment is looking nice but this is the section I've been looking forward to setting up for like six months! I printed out all the digital art I could of my characters, hunted down a ton of frames from Goodwill, and got those triangle shelves on great clearance. It is also a great place to mix in my Crit Role art! The desk is full of my campaign books and dice boxes, and it's going to be the home of my laptop for all my online campaigns!
Everything about the wall sparks joy and I finally have a place to keep all of it where i can see it and enjoy it. Marie Kondo eat your heart out!
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dutybcrne · 1 year ago
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Love the fact that Diluc and Kaeya were described to be “like twins” bc I get thinkings of them eerily having like. Smth of twin esp, and it just confusing the HECK outta Crepus endlessly bc only ONE of his boys is his biological son, and yet without a doubt, they were just so attuned to each other, that no matter where they happened to be, o matter how much older they got, they’d IMMEDIATELY beeline for each other if there ever was a shift in mood
#//Nah fr; these two rotate in my brain like in centrifuge#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Anywho this was born out of me thinking about nobody every knowing when Kae got dysphoric bc he’d rather DIE than voice it#//And then I thought; no. Luc would know. he would know but prolly know not what to fucken DO about it#//Maybe sends smth via Noelle or one of his birds; smth small but meaningful to distract him#//Maybe demanding he go and clear out hilichurls near the Winery; bc the knights Clear Need The Head’s Up Or They’d Have Missed That Spot#//Cluld Diluc do it himself; yes. but like this; now Addie can get to see Kae and take care of him; whatever’s going on#//Kae could never resist popping by for a quick hello to his favorite maid; after all#//Prolly why Kae was so restless while Luc was off in Snezhnaya. waking up endlessly; vision or not; bc SMTH happened leagues away#//And the worry suddenly GRIPPED him; and refused to let go until Diluc wherever he was got to safety. only THEN would Kae relax#//Even if only marginally; bc now he’s going to be anxious about what that was for the rest of the day#//Even with the divide the years and Kae’s confession of his heritage put btw them; I’d like to think it still lingers#//They just can’t read each other as well anymore bc they think they’ve wholly changed. And in some aspects; they really have#//Or is it that Luc can’t believe Kae really is still the same kid he knew under the mask; & Kae can’t believe Luc does still care#//Anywho; love the idea of one getting into a depressive slump & the other getting in a cold sweat like ‘I gotta draft a letter-‘#//Bc that’s one of the only ways they can communicate without getting snippy; ig#//I like to think Kae thinks it as Celestia’s big joke on him#//How else could such a bond still linger after what he did to destroy the new of it? Now he’s alwaysgot to be reminded of the broken pieces#//A fitting punishment for a sinner whose greatest fear is to be alone#//The strongest; most trusting jond he’d ever had; now left to tatters in his hands that he can’t begin to fix so easily
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pastacatprod · 20 days ago
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The wifey and I are making a James Bond theme out of Lady Gaga's disease and what can I say? I think it works.
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gideonthe9 · 7 months ago
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just finished the ending fire trilogy and these books had everything to be spectacular but they completely lost the plot in the second book
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pinocthepiccolo · 1 year ago
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I uhhhhhhhhh *explodes*
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dysfunctional-chaos · 2 years ago
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Bames Jond
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viktuurionice · 2 years ago
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I... am weird and might have a slight crush(?) On a worker at the nearby drugstore.
He's always really nice (I know its a plus when working in customer service, ok. I know he's not just nice to me. Its to everyone ok? I get it.)
But he's got a really soothing voice and sometimes he says stuff that makes me blush even though I know its just to be polite. Like I will absolutely NOT be telling him. He doesn't need to know and doesn't need to be made uncomfortable. I'm also a cluster fuck of mental illness. No one needs to deal with that.
But today he was ringing me up at the register and told me to have a nice day and that he appreciated me and I just fjjdjsjdjdjd thank you random dude. I don't think you know how much that meant. I think he saw some of my fresher cuts and may have just... been trying to be kind to someone struggling but like... I think it takes a special kind of person to just... say something that kind to someone struggling. Particularly when you dont know them, or what theyre dealing with. He's got a very soft voice and I... just... I feel unsafe around most men I don't know... and like... weirdly enough I think I'd feel safe if locked in a room with this guy (not an ideal situation btw. But like. Out of most of the men I know or have met, this guy would not make me feel unsafe if i were locked in a room with no out with him. More men should be like this, thanks.) I hope he's having a good day, I hope life treats him kindly. I hope he knows his basic kindness means a lot to me, or to others around him. I won't be saying anything but I really hope, that someday life treats him kindly and sofly.
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carionto · 1 month ago
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The Situations of Bames Jond - Human Activist
Intro, panning shot, exterior, mid 21st century Human city Silent music, hip-hop tune over opening credits, give sense of nostalgia (Kpop or EDM?) Establishing shots of office building, then of a ICE vehicle of "muscle car" variety (will have to build a prop and CGI that), people walking around the interior (remember to get ONLY Human extras this time) Cut to BAMES JOND lighting a herb stick (prop) and angrily folding up a retro iPad.
BAMES JOND: "Curse management! These regulations won't keep the streets safe from the troublemakers. I have to take matters of importance into my own two hands,
Again..."
Cut to dramatic montage of Bames Jond's previous incidents. (hold each new shot for at least 2 seconds and lower the exposure, last premiere was a health and safety disaster with the Ker'hrah audiences) Title card: BAMES JOND 2: SELECTIVE JUSTICE SCENE 1 BAMES JOND is talking over a phone, the slim black rectangle variety, while walking around a corner of a lower income population street, and encounters TWO HUMANS in non descriptive purple attire (robes?) using compressed air bottles that shoot paint at a wall (CGI department is gonna be busy with this one, huh)
BAMES JOND: "I'll call you back later, I have an urgent situation on my hands!"
BAMES JOND approaches the TWO HUMANS and folds his hands over his chest, speaks sternly but cautiously
BAMES JOND: "Are you two artists? Did you procure a permit from the municipal government for this visual depiction you are undertaking?"
PERSON 1: "What permit? This is a free society where we can express our grievances in the public domain."
PERSON 2: "Yeah! Who are you to issue such implied suggestion that we are not complying with certain rules that do not even pertain to this situation, huh?!"
The TWO HUMANS exchange smiling glances and do a "high five" (Does anyone remember what that is? Our Human consultant is on parental leave for two more months, but we need these scenes shot quickly. -Do several improvisational takes utilizing their limbs, one has to feel right)
BAMES JOND: "I'm sorry to say that that is not how this works. This structure is legally under the jurisdiction of the local government, and I am an employee of said government. Now show me a permit or your public artist license, or things are going to have to turn unpleasant."
BAMES JOND narrows his sight at the TWO HUMANS, who are now becoming nervous and gain a stutter in their speech.
PERSON 1: "W-we would, but, uh, the thing is um..."
PERSON 2: "I-it got eaten by my pet moose, y-yeah. I am from Florida, so such things happen."
PERSON 1: "M-my license is still valid, b-but I just forgot to get a new one, what with the economy and all."
Cut to close up of BAMES JOND contemplating, insert flashbacks to news articles about Florida Man and various Prime Presidents talking about The Economy.
BAMES JOND: "Well alright, you two appear to be amicable young adults. Let me print you a map to the government building that issues new licenses and handles permits for public artistic endeavors. Remember to bring an identifying document with you, okay?"
PERSON 1: "Y-yes, thank you very much, liege."
PERSON 2: "We will pause our activity for today and g-go and get the legal matters sorted, Sama-san. Good bye!"
BAMES JOND looks on caringly at the TWO HUMANS departing the scene of an avoided unpleasant incident. SCENE 1 END
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starlit1daydream · 1 year ago
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DESCRIBING EVERY DOCTOR IN UNDER 10 WORDS
hartnell: "screw politeness, i'm a senior!"
troughton: idiot pretending to be smart pretending to be an idiot
pertwee: bond name's the james. name's jond. *car crash*
baker: just in case you were forgetting this guy isn't human davison: cricket player adopts traumatised children, goes through hell repeatedly
baker (2): walking dictionary looks like a rainbow vomited on his suit
mccoy: now ace don't do that it's rude *kills cthulhu*
mcgann: just in case you were forgetting this guy isn't straight
hurt: yeah that surname's pretty accurate actually this guy's life sucks
eccleston: socialist funnyman with post-traumatic stress disorder tennant: "i'm sorry... i'm so, so sorry.." repeat x50
smith: smart guy pretending to be idiot pretending to be smart
capaldi: teacher going through a badass midlife crisis
whittaker: just in case you forgot she isn't straight or human
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 2 years ago
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Who would be the first to suggest shark Jaune weaponize his shark teeth. Like coating his teeth in metal
Nora: Hey Jauney! Have you thought about getting metal teeth? You could chomp through things like that Bames Jond Villain!
Jaune: N-No? My teeth are constantly falling out Nora. Besides, Aura makes them Stronger than steel, anyway!
Jaune: Although I did glue some to a stick once. I was trying to make like, an axe or knife or something. Didn't work out too well.
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the-call-of-cthuwu · 2 years ago
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FUCK YOU JOND
ive been reading The Final Strife and i love jond but im just chomping at the bit for anything between sylah and anoor
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inniave · 3 months ago
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jond is 100% that dad that never wanted a cat but then became the cat's best friend
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youofsomesong · 2 years ago
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Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 6)
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thats a richie if ive ever seen one (nah that was his old roommates character)
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gollum and voldemort (wrong names but at least one of those fandoms is right)
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thats spongebob, of course (askdfjh just from this i know the rest of this is gonna be great)
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thats an overworked (but sassy) barista (she is!!! and i love her so much)
crissandra
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thats a buck
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wilma flintstone and betty rubble
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“thats a rob or something” (he sent his girlfriends response who has seen part of this musical so idk why she was wrong) (im also gonna send these to her, she should not be answering on his)
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sebastian (maybe i was still reeling at his gf not knowing paul after watching part of tgwdlm but i burst out laughing at this)
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white ru paul
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zoltar (i was prepared for jafar again, i like that it wasnt jafar)
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ludo
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mrs. princess
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satan and his girlfriend, satan (at this point his gf texts me telling me i brought this upon myself and i know, i wanted funny)
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fredonia baggins
i meant frodo, but that works
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greaser johnny (honestly...from lore from nmt, he does work on cars if he follows his dads footsteps so...)
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thats the same guy (FINALLY!!! EVERYONE ASSUMED THEY WERE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS!
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thats andy warhol with contacts
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thats a nameless background character from a local theatre adaptation of the film “animal house” (asjdhfjksah he had a name dude. we have a cult for him. i have a cameo from him)
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thats peter parker if he never became spider-man (whats with my friends this time and thinking this is either spider-man or a spider-man actor adfkjhas)
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bames jond
NPMD SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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michael jacksons character in the “thriller” music video
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adam and eve (hes close enough for someone who hasnt seem it)
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you drew a picture of her (i did :) its on my instagram (youofsomesong) and my art account on twitter (dontdosadnes))
she looks like that girl from the movie “clueless”
but with more of a 2014 thing going on
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ernie
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millennial peter pan
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neon joe (this dude should be asleep so hes loosing it rn)
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akihabara
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pokemon gym leader
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sportacus
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he looks like an evan
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outfoxt · 7 months ago
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kames jond bodcast
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ploncc · 2 years ago
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Oh no yeah, like the mother thing is almost outright stated in Skyfall, isn't it?
But I feel like she's more the queen mother than Mother Dearest (derogatory), you know? Mostly I'm thinking about how it's directly after Bond finishes up Mansfield's postmortem mission in Spectre that he feels at peace with leaving MI6, and of how Bond's loyalty to Mallory, Eve, Q, etc. echoes the kind of loyalty you'd have towards elected officials rather than a monarch. It almost feels allegorical for putting monarchy to rest, which to my understanding (not a brit) is where a considerable chunk of the UK has been at for the last couple decades...?
Then again, the idea of "queen mother" is, again, to my limited understanding, an elevation of Mother As A Role to a sort of....divinely appointed ~ Authority ~
so yeah actually, maybe Mother Figure.09 is more apt and since Jhomas "jumped up chit" Bond canonically has zero fucks to give about any other kind of authority I'm just reading way to far into this lmao
alright but Olivia Mansfield was meant to be symbolic of the queen or tradition or monarchy or something, right?
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