#Bames Jond

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The wifey and I are making a James Bond theme out of Lady Gaga's disease and what can I say? I think it works.

[pinocthepiccolo]

I uhhhhhhhhh *explodes*

[dysfunctional-chaos]

Bames Jond

[carionto]

The Situations of Bames Jond - Human Activist

Intro, panning shot, exterior, mid 21st century Human city Silent music, hip-hop tune over opening credits, give sense of nostalgia (Kpop or EDM?) Establishing shots of office building, then of a ICE vehicle of "muscle car" variety (will have to build a prop and CGI that), people walking around the interior (remember to get ONLY Human extras this time) Cut to BAMES JOND lighting a herb stick (prop) and angrily folding up a retro iPad.

BAMES JOND: "Curse management! These regulations won't keep the streets safe from the troublemakers. I have to take matters of importance into my own two hands,

Again..."

Cut to dramatic montage of Bames Jond's previous incidents. (hold each new shot for at least 2 seconds and lower the exposure, last premiere was a health and safety disaster with the Ker'hrah audiences) Title card: BAMES JOND 2: SELECTIVE JUSTICE SCENE 1 BAMES JOND is talking over a phone, the slim black rectangle variety, while walking around a corner of a lower income population street, and encounters TWO HUMANS in non descriptive purple attire (robes?) using compressed air bottles that shoot paint at a wall (CGI department is gonna be busy with this one, huh)

BAMES JOND: "I'll call you back later, I have an urgent situation on my hands!"

BAMES JOND approaches the TWO HUMANS and folds his hands over his chest, speaks sternly but cautiously

BAMES JOND: "Are you two artists? Did you procure a permit from the municipal government for this visual depiction you are undertaking?"

PERSON 1: "What permit? This is a free society where we can express our grievances in the public domain."

PERSON 2: "Yeah! Who are you to issue such implied suggestion that we are not complying with certain rules that do not even pertain to this situation, huh?!"

The TWO HUMANS exchange smiling glances and do a "high five" (Does anyone remember what that is? Our Human consultant is on parental leave for two more months, but we need these scenes shot quickly. -Do several improvisational takes utilizing their limbs, one has to feel right)

BAMES JOND: "I'm sorry to say that that is not how this works. This structure is legally under the jurisdiction of the local government, and I am an employee of said government. Now show me a permit or your public artist license, or things are going to have to turn unpleasant."

BAMES JOND narrows his sight at the TWO HUMANS, who are now becoming nervous and gain a stutter in their speech.

PERSON 1: "W-we would, but, uh, the thing is um..."

PERSON 2: "I-it got eaten by my pet moose, y-yeah. I am from Florida, so such things happen."

PERSON 1: "M-my license is still valid, b-but I just forgot to get a new one, what with the economy and all."

Cut to close up of BAMES JOND contemplating, insert flashbacks to news articles about Florida Man and various Prime Presidents talking about The Economy.

BAMES JOND: "Well alright, you two appear to be amicable young adults. Let me print you a map to the government building that issues new licenses and handles permits for public artistic endeavors. Remember to bring an identifying document with you, okay?"

PERSON 1: "Y-yes, thank you very much, liege."

PERSON 2: "We will pause our activity for today and g-go and get the legal matters sorted, Sama-san. Good bye!"

BAMES JOND looks on caringly at the TWO HUMANS departing the scene of an avoided unpleasant incident. SCENE 1 END

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Who would be the first to suggest shark Jaune weaponize his shark teeth. Like coating his teeth in metal

Nora: Hey Jauney! Have you thought about getting metal teeth? You could chomp through things like that Bames Jond Villain!

Jaune: N-No? My teeth are constantly falling out Nora. Besides, Aura makes them Stronger than steel, anyway!

Jaune: Although I did glue some to a stick once. I was trying to make like, an axe or knife or something. Didn't work out too well.

[youofsomesong]

Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 6)

thats a richie if ive ever seen one (nah that was his old roommates character)

gollum and voldemort (wrong names but at least one of those fandoms is right)

thats spongebob, of course (askdfjh just from this i know the rest of this is gonna be great)

thats an overworked (but sassy) barista (she is!!! and i love her so much)

crissandra

thats a buck

wilma flintstone and betty rubble

“thats a rob or something” (he sent his girlfriends response who has seen part of this musical so idk why she was wrong) (im also gonna send these to her, she should not be answering on his)

sebastian (maybe i was still reeling at his gf not knowing paul after watching part of tgwdlm but i burst out laughing at this)

white ru paul

zoltar (i was prepared for jafar again, i like that it wasnt jafar)

ludo

mrs. princess

satan and his girlfriend, satan (at this point his gf texts me telling me i brought this upon myself and i know, i wanted funny)

fredonia baggins

i meant frodo, but that works

greaser johnny (honestly...from lore from nmt, he does work on cars if he follows his dads footsteps so...)

thats the same guy (FINALLY!!! EVERYONE ASSUMED THEY WERE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS!

thats andy warhol with contacts

thats a nameless background character from a local theatre adaptation of the film “animal house” (asjdhfjksah he had a name dude. we have a cult for him. i have a cameo from him)

thats peter parker if he never became spider-man (whats with my friends this time and thinking this is either spider-man or a spider-man actor adfkjhas)

bames jond

NPMD SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

michael jacksons character in the “thriller” music video

adam and eve (hes close enough for someone who hasnt seem it)

you drew a picture of her (i did :) its on my instagram (youofsomesong) and my art account on twitter (dontdosadnes))

she looks like that girl from the movie “clueless”

but with more of a 2014 thing going on

ernie

millennial peter pan

neon joe (this dude should be asleep so hes loosing it rn)

akihabara

pokemon gym leader

sportacus

he looks like an evan

[wyrmeleon]

Bames. Jond Bames.

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[dollking081]

i am sleepy

chronic sleepy

I read this like the name's jond bames jond

[countably-infinite-rats]

all of these on a rotating druw bames jond style

via trans.pl8s

[astroaurastuff]

bames name jond

[offworld-lamb]

Explained the 'call a bondulance, bames jond is having a stronk' joke to my partner and he responded with

Call a bondulance, but not for me 🔫👀

[iwatchhentai69]

[ploncc]

I get the layers upon fucking layers of why it's like this but it's still annoying ironic that being intrigued by the Wrong Sort of Monstrousness is so heavily judged

like you're into #darkacademia style intrigue and murder n' shit? enjoy gore? watch scary movies? talk about wanting to go feral and rip politicians to shreds and then eat their entrails?

Cool!

what's that? you're into the bond films and are completely aware that they're light propaganda at best but still find ways to enjoy them and are fascinated by jimmy bond, or even like him as a character?

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

New developments in our absolutely chaotic DnD party

[grimark]

also i just watched the genghis khan music video (the actual one not the one with the cartoon platypus) and that song and video were and are fucking EVERYTHING tbh, i would watch a full length musical that was just That

[weenie-wizard]