#jon and kathy

[spicy-apple-pie]

Broke: Damian uses his voice mimicking for vigilante stuff

Woke: Damian uses his voice mimicking for prank calls with his friends.

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[spider-jaysart]

Saving my boy's personality with these edits✨️

Bro was so freaking desperate in the og, that I fr got second hand embarrassment from it💀 like Dang, do you need some WATER or something to calm down that obvious thirst, boy???? (I would've thrown it at him too asgshfdhsdfhd)

Og below the cut

[askdamijon]

I have a question (and some follow ups) for the batfamily! :D What are there thoughts on Jon? Is his crush on Damian obvious to them? And are they either protective over Damian or do they ironically feel bad for Jon?

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[incorrectbatfam]

I need Dick's reactions to Gen Alpha Dami and Jon, maybe if he's babysitting or chaperoning them both or smth? Thank you!

Damian: Grayson, my friends are coming over.

Dick: I'll run down to the gas station for some snacks.

Damian: Tt. That's nothing but chemically treated junk peddled by megacorporations who fund deforestation and violate human rights at the cost of our health and taxpayer dollars.

Dick: Well we don't have much at home so I'll take you out to eat.

Dick, muttering as he leaves: Deforestation and taxpayer dollars...

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Damian: Grayson, these are my friends. You already know Jon, Colin, and Billy. Meet Maya, Maps, Kathy, and Suren. Guys, this is my fossil of a brother, Richard.

Dick: I'm only 27!

Maya: 2024 minus 27...

Maya: You were born in the 1900s.

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[in the car]

Dick: So, Kathy, where are you from?

Kathy: *stifles a laugh*

Kathy: Ohio.

The kids: *high five*

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[at the arcade]

Dick: They're charging four tokens to play Doodle Jump? I played this for free on the school iPads in junior high.

Colin: Inflation.

Dick: How about your game, Suren?

Suren, wearing VR glasses: *whacks Dick with a plastic sword*

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[at the prize counter]

Maps: I'll take that.

Maps: *points to a box*

Dick: What is it?

Maps: I don't know. It's a mystery. Now record me doing an unboxing for my gacha channel.

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[at the pizza parlor]

Dick: Where's the menu?

Damian: It's the QR code on the table.

Billy: Mine's not loading.

Maps: Womp womp.

Dick: Here, we can use a print one.

Billy: *tries to zoom in on paper*

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[at home]

Bruce: How was your day? Did you have fun?

Jon: Yeah. We even saw an influencer at the thrift store on the way back.

Damian: Tt, more like a they/them catboy Karen.

Bruce: That's... nice?

Bruce: *looks to Dick for an explanation*

Dick: *shrugs*

[chelbea-art]

Parody

[camo-wolf]

Damian-my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him what should I do

Maya-dump him

Kathy-tackle him

Colin-kick him in the shin

Jon-NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN

[devine-fem]

Kathy: Jon, no!

Jon: Jon, yes!

Maya: Jon, NO!!

Jon: Jon, YES!!

Damian: Jon. No.

Jon: *sniffle* Jon, no…

[pocketmolly]

One thing that is definitely different about the Delos team is how they communicate with the senior teams.

Unlike Young Justice (show), they don't have a mentor-guardian and they aren't exactly cheering for a JL endorsed mission. Like they will somehow capture Darksied and Damian will lock him in a cell without food or water instead of writing a report to the JL.

The justice league finds out about Darkseid a month later and the West twins and Jon are grounded for a year by their respective parents just for knowing about it while Damian gets off scot free despite committing a literal war crime. (Hal Jordan hauls Tai back to Oa for an ethics class)

Superman and Batman definitely try to get Maya and Kathy to spy for them but to no avail. Clark gives them a long winded speech about safety while Bruce offers 50k in cash for info. Kathy just plucks the money out of his hand and the girls walk off.

All I'm saying is that this group of kids is the JL's absolute worst nightmare because they could literally be off on another planet and even Batman wouldn't know!

[rad-batson]

Kathy: Why do you keep letting Damian “kidnap” you? Can’t he just invite you over?

Jon: Oh, that’s just his enrichment.

[yhroa]

Maybe DC killed Jon.

Why don't you stop bothering with Damijon?

A minimum of self-criticism...

You were part of that...

I don't understand how you don't understand that true friendship can exist between men or women, you always say that friendship doesn't exist between women and men...

But you show that you don't have friends of the same gender...

If I were DC, I would decanonize Jon

First, The only person outside Damian I could agree with DC for now as Jon lover is Kathy Branden, if you read about Jon you also know about her, by the way I have so many friends of same gender and also in Asian culture judge people by their thought of a 2D character is a stupid thing ever

Secondly, if you like Supersons being friends so just do it, I didn’t put a knife on your neck forced you to ship them

And there are many worlds that Jon can have a normal childhood with his friends and his family, like you said Jon Kent dead in canon but there is many universe out there he still alive, for example Dceased,…of course I love Jondami and Jondami is big ship for 7 years so why I give up on them because DC screw up so many canon things? To be honestly with DC I never care about their canon because in the end they just hire someone outside to write for them so it’s just like fanfics, some of them didn’t even read about their character story too and there is many examples of this situation like that, the Jon Kent dead is Jon in currently canon, the forced to aged up because the author didn’t know how to write a superman’s child

Finally, I said many times that if anyone don’t like me or didn’t agree with me can freely block me, English is not my mother language but I’m sure my words easily to understand

[g1rlr0b1n]

I like to think that no matter what it's hard to keep Jon and Damian apart.

Like they get grounded? They're going to find a way to sneak off and meet up with each other in secret.

So much so that that their parents just give up on separating the two as a punishment.

You can't separate it buy one get one free deal

Absolutely, they are joined at the hip!!! Gonna add to this and say even their friends have given up on keeping them apart. They are essentially one being and their friends jokingly treat them as such (romantic or platonic they even have a "couple name" with their friend group).

Maya: Hey Kathy, have you heard if DamiJon are coming to the party this weekend?

Kathy: They can't, Jon has to work so Damian is gonna stay home.

Colin: Geeze, you would think they're married! Can't they be apart for five minutes?!

Kathy: That would be impossible, they share one brain and it looks like Jon needs it tonight 🤣

[spicy-apple-pie]

nothing is more fun than skipping class, hanging out with your friends, and using your father's credit card to pay for your ice cream.

Don't worry, Goliath got a treat as well (and only mildly traumatized the ice cream shop employee)

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[cinematicjourney]

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) | dir. Jon Avnet

[askdamijon]

At the end of shopping, how are the boys dressed? And how do they feel about the upcoming date?

I swear I'm going throw up... -Jon

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[incorrectbatfam]

I know we already have retail Steph, but could we also have substitute teacher Jason? (how did he get this job? he's a bat), the reason? he really enjoys the idea and the bonus of annoying his younger siblings and keeps the eyes on them

[art class] 

Jason: What'cha sculpting?

Damian: Your updated tombstone.

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[English class] 

Jason: Jon, can I talk to you for a sec?

Jon: Is it about my book report?

Jason: Yes. You were supposed to write a report on The Outsiders, but instead, you wrote about the menu at Outback Steakhouse. However, since it's really well-written, I'm giving you a B. 

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[math class] 

Colin: *raises his hand*

Jason: Yes?

Colin: Can I go to the bathroom?

Jason: What do I look like, your handler? Just go. 

Colin: *leaves with his backpack*

Colin: *walks out the school to patrol while Jason watches from the window*

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[health class] 

Jason: Can anyone tell me the most important food group?

Billy: Your mom.

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[social studies class]

Jason: Who can tell me Nanda Parbat's biggest export?

Suren: Assassins. 

Jason: Other than that.

Suren: Zombie assassins. 

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[science class]

Jason: Today we're going to learn about the circle of life.

Maya: You would know a lot about that, wouldn't you?

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[music class]

Jason: Girls' side, can I hear that first verse from you again?

The girls: *singing*

Maps: *inhuman screeching*

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[gym class]

Jason: Where are your gym clothes?

Kathy: At home.

Jason: M'kay, go get some extras from the lost and found.

Kathy: No thanks, black's not my color.

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[recess]

Jason, on the phone: I think my first day's going pretty well—

Jason: *gets hit by mud*

Jason: ...I'm gonna have to call you back. 

[chelbea-art]

The goober gang. If I had things my way I would put them all on a team together lol. Damian leads. I can't come up with a an actual team name though :,) More on this later.