#jon and kathy

[spicy-apple-pie]

Broke: Damian uses his voice mimicking for vigilante stuff

Woke: Damian uses his voice mimicking for prank calls with his friends.

Commission Info / Kofi

[incorrectbatfam]

I need Dick's reactions to Gen Alpha Dami and Jon, maybe if he's babysitting or chaperoning them both or smth? Thank you!

Damian: Grayson, my friends are coming over.

Dick: I'll run down to the gas station for some snacks.

Damian: Tt. That's nothing but chemically treated junk peddled by megacorporations who fund deforestation and violate human rights at the cost of our health and taxpayer dollars.

Dick: Well we don't have much at home so I'll take you out to eat.

Dick, muttering as he leaves: Deforestation and taxpayer dollars...

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Damian: Grayson, these are my friends. You already know Jon, Colin, and Billy. Meet Maya, Maps, Kathy, and Suren. Guys, this is my fossil of a brother, Richard.

Dick: I'm only 27!

Maya: 2024 minus 27...

Maya: You were born in the 1900s.

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[in the car]

Dick: So, Kathy, where are you from?

Kathy: *stifles a laugh*

Kathy: Ohio.

The kids: *high five*

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[at the arcade]

Dick: They're charging four tokens to play Doodle Jump? I played this for free on the school iPads in junior high.

Colin: Inflation.

Dick: How about your game, Suren?

Suren, wearing VR glasses: *whacks Dick with a plastic sword*

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[at the prize counter]

Maps: I'll take that.

Maps: *points to a box*

Dick: What is it?

Maps: I don't know. It's a mystery. Now record me doing an unboxing for my gacha channel.

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[at the pizza parlor]

Dick: Where's the menu?

Damian: It's the QR code on the table.

Billy: Mine's not loading.

Maps: Womp womp.

Dick: Here, we can use a print one.

Billy: *tries to zoom in on paper*

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[at home]

Bruce: How was your day? Did you have fun?

Jon: Yeah. We even saw an influencer at the thrift store on the way back.

Damian: Tt, more like a they/them catboy Karen.

Bruce: That's... nice?

Bruce: *looks to Dick for an explanation*

Dick: *shrugs*

[askdamijon]

I have a question (and some follow ups) for the batfamily! :D What are there thoughts on Jon? Is his crush on Damian obvious to them? And are they either protective over Damian or do they ironically feel bad for Jon?

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[devine-fem]

Kathy: Jon, no!

Jon: Jon, yes!

Maya: Jon, NO!!

Jon: Jon, YES!!

Damian: Jon. No.

Jon: *sniffle* Jon, no…

[rad-batson]

Kathy: Why do you keep letting Damian “kidnap” you? Can’t he just invite you over?

Jon: Oh, that’s just his enrichment.

[g1rlr0b1n]

I like to think that no matter what it's hard to keep Jon and Damian apart.

Like they get grounded? They're going to find a way to sneak off and meet up with each other in secret.

So much so that that their parents just give up on separating the two as a punishment.

You can't separate it buy one get one free deal

Absolutely, they are joined at the hip!!! Gonna add to this and say even their friends have given up on keeping them apart. They are essentially one being and their friends jokingly treat them as such (romantic or platonic they even have a "couple name" with their friend group).

Maya: Hey Kathy, have you heard if DamiJon are coming to the party this weekend?

Kathy: They can't, Jon has to work so Damian is gonna stay home.

Colin: Geeze, you would think they're married! Can't they be apart for five minutes?!

Kathy: That would be impossible, they share one brain and it looks like Jon needs it tonight 🤣

[pocketmolly]

I think every member would call the junior justice league something different and it would totally vary with mentors too!

Damian would try to name it something sophisticated like Delos (birthplace of Artemis and Apollo) but no one else in the group remembers or cares about this name except for Tai who loves greek mythology

Irey and Jai would want Teen Titans to honor Wally's prev team but it doesn't really work because The Titans are still a thing. They are also big fans of 'Superkids' (originating from Flash #797) to the joy of Billy and dismay of Tai and Damian.

Maya and Kathy have somehow gone on a mission to the Marvel universe and decided they want to be called The Avengers for some reason (no one else is even aware of the marvel universe)

Jon has elected the name Legacy League which the rest of the group promptly decided is lame because only 5/8 members have a superhero relative and they are not a JL ripoff! (Damian tackles Jon for coming up with this monstrosity of an idea)

This team name argument goes on for like a month until Batman calls them 'Delos' for their first official mission with the JL (Damian manipulated him) and everyone is so starstruck/terrified by Batman that they simply accept the name... Until Damian lets them into a Wayne gala and everyone's view of Batman is completely shattered by the creature who is flushed red, despite only drinking a sip of champagne, letting himself be passed around like a wine bottle between socialites (They go back to fighting over the name)

[batobbsession]

Underused batfam-adjacent characters

Mia Mizoguchi (aka Maps aka sometimes Robin?) (also Maya Ducard and Colin Wilkes and Kathy Branden and Jay Nakamura and Suren Darga and Nika/Flatline)

Mia is Damian's school friend and like a partime Robin. Also she's a detective who would definitely get along with Tim. The rest are also Damian's various friends (Kathy and Jay are more like Jon's friends but if Jon and Damian are friends then they're probably friends?). Also Jay is/was Jon's boyfriend if that interests you. Kathy is also an alien so that's cool. I'm pretty sure all of them have their own hero identities so they could totally be a team or something. And I think it's sad nobody in this fandom remembers that Map's was kind of Robin.

honorary mention to Damian's cousin, Mara Al Ghul

The rest of the Arrows

So generally I see just Roy,Oliver and sometimes Dinah and Lian as the arrowfam. And to be honest I don't know much about them, but where's Conner Hawke, Mia Dearden and Emiko Queen?

Conner Hawke=Oliver Queen's son who was raised with his mother, Sandra Hawke, and was sent to an ashram to learn Buddhism stuff i guess. He reconnected to Oliver and became the second Green Arrow eventually.

Mia Dearden=She had an abusive father and ended up an underage prositute. She was rescued by Green Arrow and became Oliver Queen's new ward. She trained with him and Conner Hawke and eventually became the second Speedy and joins the teen titans. Also she's HIV positive? Idk the story there.

Also Jason Todd kidnapped her and beat her up so Tim wasn't the only one.

Emiko Queen= Emiko is Oliver Queen's half-sister. I'm pretty sure she's the second Red Arrow now? Her mom's and assassin which is cool. She was also raised as an assassin.

Tim's Friends

Why do people think Tim's only friends are young justice? He's a social butterfly. What happened to Ariana,Darla,Bernard and Ives?

Ariana-Tim's ex girlfriend. Her father was murdered and she was born in the USSR

Darla-Daughter of a mafia boss with magic powers. Tim's school friend and she used to have a crush on him.

Bernard-... you all know Bernard

Ives- One of Tim's closest friends in high school who he called smart multiple times. He was diagnosed with cancer and stayed friends with Tim

honorary mention to Ives's Wizards and Warriors group Callie,Kevin and Hudson

Jaro the Starro

starfish alien who was adopted by Bruce

honorary mention to Harper and Cullen Row and Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and CARRIE KELLEY my beloved

[a-crystalclearsquid]

first time i did something like this and i was just so obsessed with the original audio over this

are they exes?

… well yes …and no? (i’ll let your imaginations run wild with that information)

[ajitomiel]

I saw that you're taking requests!

So what if damian is in a band and jon sees damian singing/playing the guitar or something and instaly falls in love and asks for his name from damians friend or something

i decided to go all out on this request BECAUSE I POSTPONED IT FOR 2 MONTHS CAUSE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DAMIAN WOULD SING AND I KNOW ITS NOT IMPORTANT BC YOU CANNOT HEAR THE MUSIC BUT IT LITERALLY TORMENTED ME FOR 2 MONTHS AND IT TOOK ME 4 DAYS TO FINISH. I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OUT THERE

[spicy-apple-pie]

nothing is more fun than skipping class, hanging out with your friends, and using your father's credit card to pay for your ice cream.

Don't worry, Goliath got a treat as well (and only mildly traumatized the ice cream shop employee)

Commission Info / Kofi

[incorrectbatfam]

I know we already have retail Steph, but could we also have substitute teacher Jason? (how did he get this job? he's a bat), the reason? he really enjoys the idea and the bonus of annoying his younger siblings and keeps the eyes on them

[art class] 

Jason: What'cha sculpting?

Damian: Your updated tombstone.

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[English class] 

Jason: Jon, can I talk to you for a sec?

Jon: Is it about my book report?

Jason: Yes. You were supposed to write a report on The Outsiders, but instead, you wrote about the menu at Outback Steakhouse. However, since it's really well-written, I'm giving you a B. 

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[math class] 

Colin: *raises his hand*

Jason: Yes?

Colin: Can I go to the bathroom?

Jason: What do I look like, your handler? Just go. 

Colin: *leaves with his backpack*

Colin: *walks out the school to patrol while Jason watches from the window*

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[health class] 

Jason: Can anyone tell me the most important food group?

Billy: Your mom.

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[social studies class]

Jason: Who can tell me Nanda Parbat's biggest export?

Suren: Assassins. 

Jason: Other than that.

Suren: Zombie assassins. 

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[science class]

Jason: Today we're going to learn about the circle of life.

Maya: You would know a lot about that, wouldn't you?

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[music class]

Jason: Girls' side, can I hear that first verse from you again?

The girls: *singing*

Maps: *inhuman screeching*

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[gym class]

Jason: Where are your gym clothes?

Kathy: At home.

Jason: M'kay, go get some extras from the lost and found.

Kathy: No thanks, black's not my color.

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[recess]

Jason, on the phone: I think my first day's going pretty well—

Jason: *gets hit by mud*

Jason: ...I'm gonna have to call you back. 

[askdamijon]

At the end of shopping, how are the boys dressed? And how do they feel about the upcoming date?

I swear I'm going throw up... -Jon

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[chelbea-art]

The goober gang. If I had things my way I would put them all on a team together lol. Damian leads. I can't come up with a an actual team name though :,) More on this later.

[kitschysandglass]

Jon: *Gently taps table*

Damian: *Taps back*

Kathy: What are they doing?

Maya: Morse code.

Jon: *Aggressively taps table*

Damian: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-