#jokes btw

[shadowlurkerbug]

In my head I’m like this man doesn’t deserve happiness but I’m so happy he’s happy at the same time.

[yourbasicqueerie]

why are all of u on my fy so cheap?

[whenthedeeppurplefalls]

Oh you love your hyperfixation enough to make lots of fic for it and fanart and rewatch/replay it over and over again? That’s cute. I love my hyperfixation so much it makes me physically ill to think about the canon of it, much less replay it or interact with it in any form ‼️

[h4venpha]

if i think abt knives and sukuna looking so similar i start running around. like ok so give knives four arms now wtf man !

[vigilantewives]

Sol, you my girl, and I love you but you gotta truly stop sometimes. because why? Like I get it but why? Why keep doing this to me?

LET'S TAKE SUN JAE AND RUN... AWAY FROM YOU.

[xxmourningdove666xx]

you ppl need to stop being so horny abt alex. he is a lesbian and has a lovely wife, he would fuck none of you

[thorn-of-a-desert-rose]

tntduo was so divorced in dsmp quackity rigged it in qsmp

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[loubella77]

18+ MDNI

I put on a southern alter ego with my name (but extended) sometimes… it’s too much fun!

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[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[dustyhyena]

i have over 90 hours logged in sonic adventure 2

[kurushimiangel]

Average day in SAPR

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[hyperblue]

one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

[tremendously-crazy]

Friends to lovers --> boo, basic, everyone's seen it before

Lovers to best friends with an even stronger bond because they both realized they were aromantic -> new, way cooler, yay, i would pay all i have (2 pennies and a button) to see it

[naptimeclown]

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.