#yap fest

[getgored]

He's the only thing to ever matter to me ever.

Jackson Jekyll in Ghouls Rule

Requested by anonymous

[abbyspup]

thinking about taking care of abby when she gets sick. she strikes me as one of those people who rarely ever get sick, not even a cold, but when she does it hits her hard. i’m talking can barely stand without getting dizzy. she’s so stubborn too, insisting she’s fine, telling you that you need to attend your classes or work, explaining that she’s a big girl, and can handle herself.

after a looong time of insisting that she needs someoen to take care of her, someone to help her move around, she caves, huffing and pouting, trying to pretend she’s not internally thrilled with the idea of you playing nurse all day.

once fed and medicated this woman is all over you, curled into your lap like an overgrown house cat. she’s kissing your hands (she’d make a show out of frowning and shaking her head each time you’d kiss her mouth, reminding you she’ll get you sick), murmuring soft “thank you”s and “don’t know what i’d do without you” as she drifts off into a heavy sleep, snoring and mumbling as she has the craziest fever dreams that she will force you to listen to the second she wakes up, no matter what hour it is, or if you’re sound asleep.

[tapwater118]

kinda random thought, but people don’t give mepad enough credit. he’s a smart guy, and while at least initially he was not very emotionally intelligent, his time on ii and being around the contestants has allowed him to learn things on this front

he stands up for toilet because he can see how much mephone’s dejections hurt him. and despite his code of honesty, he lied to mephone about the whereabouts of marshmallow, because he knew that leaving the show is something that marshmallow needed

and now he’s applying these lessons to taco. he recognizes that something is wrong with her, that she needs help but can’t bring herself to seek it, and he wants to be there to help her

he wasn’t getting manipulated there. all throughout the second half of the song we see him refuting the horrible things taco wants him to believe about herself (and she’s not garnering for sympathy points, she earnestly believes the things she says about herself there are true, and that he should despise her as much as she despises herself, but that’s for another post)

he genuinely held all of the power in that situation; he said it himself (well, implied, but still) that taco never actually disabled his ability to teleport on his own, that he could have just ditched her if he so desired. but he didn’t, because he can see that she’s troubled, and he wants to help in whatever way he can

give the guy some credit, won’t ya. he ain’t stupid

[getgored]

Joel SmallishBeans making an appearance on the TommyInnit channel was about as embarrassing as I'd expected. I feel like my mother just told me she wasn't mad, just disappointed, but if it were in a youtube video.

[koiblossom5]

As a chinese-canadian and a long-time user of xhs (xiaohongshu/little red book) I thought it might help to have some information and gentle reminders addressing the many rules + what kinds of content you can post on the app :)

To start, there's a lot of misconception about being able to post anime content. We aren't averse to Japanese content or media- as a matter of fact, there's a pretty big anime and cosplay community, especially on xhs!

Here are some photos from my trip to suzhou! (dungeon meshi and skip to loafer content was a mythical pull lol)

With that being said, it is disrespectful and offensive to post media and content containing or associating with the glorification/apologia, themes, symbols, etc., of Japanese imperialism and involvement during WWII. This includes AOT, MHA, and many other other popular animes.

Please note that I do not support censorship: I believe that people should have the freedom to post, express, and create media on social media platforms as well as have the ability to watch different kinds of shows - but considering xhs is an app from a foreign country, it is important to contextualize its local policies through historical lens. I strongly implore non-Chinese users to research Unit 731 and the Nanjing Massacre to better understand why certain types of content from Japan are banned and blacklisted in China.

2. There are active LGBTQ+ communities on xhs- and for many queer people in China, where the country's ideologies are still pre-dominantly conservative, social media platforms is one the few safe spaces where they can express their sexuality and/or gender identity, particularly for wlw (or le). It is important to keep in mind that progress in the LGBTQ+ rights movement in the East, specifically China, is at a very different stage compared to the West; please be respectful of the fact that the Chinese LGBTQ+ community has their own culture, their own slang, and their own ways of expression in a country where LGBTQ+ people continue to face legal and social discrimination.

3. When you first create your account, you might be quite daunted by the long, long, long list of rules and community guidelines, specifically the first section, where it states, "1. Values - XiaoHongShu encourages users to post content that aligns with current positive social values. All content posted should:

Adhere to the Chinese Constitution and laws.

Practice the core socialist values. (A list of values promoted by the Chinese government, which includes: prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendship)

Promote patriotism, collectivism, and socialism.

Spread the correct views on history, nationality, state, and culture.

Promote the excellent traditional culture of the Chinese nation.

Uphold social ethics, professional ethics, family and personal virtues, and respect public order and good customs.

Promote scientific thinking and popularize scientific knowledge.

Advocate a positive, healthy, and progressive lifestyle and social trends."

No, this does not mean the content you post or interact with has to be about praising the CCP or saying, "I love communism!! 🤩". It just means you cannot be comparing Xi Jinping to W*nnie the P*oh (ifyyk).

The point is, try to avoid political discourse or criticism regarding the Chinese government on xhs, especially since xhs is a platform more akin to Pinterest or Instagram, where its more so a lighthearted place for travel tips, recipes, aesthetic fashion and makeup tips and inspiration, cosplay, cute animal videos, productive lifestyle and snapshots of simple life, etc! You can still discuss different things about Chinese culture and society, such as healthcare system, attitudes toward foreigners, income and spending, etc. But please be mindful that there are real people behind the screen; people who are not their government. I promise you, Chinese people are just as capable of poking fun, referencing brainrot, and interacting with non-Chinese people normally 💀.

Anyways, please take the time to review these rules and guidelines, especially since xhs is very strict about implementing them and can potentially lead to your account getting banned. This includes things such as:

excessive displays of wealth (be considerate of others' financial situations)

only sharing scientifically proven information/avoiding misinformation (no pseudoscience)

respecting boundaries (no nudity or sexual/sexually suggestive behavior; you can definitely show skin, but if you're making a grwm video please don't show up in your underwear - even on tiktok I never understood why influencers do that 😅)

etc, etc.

Many of the community guidelines are in line with social norms that are prominent in East Asia, which is understanding that a social media platform is a public space to be shared with others in a civil and respectful manner. And many of these guidelines refer to explicitness as a measurement - (fake) blood is fine, but gore and other such obscenities are not. You can kiss your significant other in a cute video, but you shouldn't be posting each other fornicating (this applies to both heterosexual and homosexual couples). You can swear, but you shouldn't be yelling racial slurs. Honestly, a lot of this is just common sense - xhs is supposed to be a wholesome, inspirational, and chill space!

4. Take this as an opportunity to learn about another culture, another language, and even make new friends! As long as you're civil, kind and respectful, xhs is super fun and entertaining! Of course, it's not representative of the Chinese internet space as a whole; the majority of users are women (so consider using "sis" or 姐 instead of "dude" or "bro" ). With that in mind, please be respectful in your comments - many of the women posting makeup edits or fashion videos are seeking appreciation, not sexual harassment 😅 even if a someone is posting a thirst trap, try to be tastefully humorous! If you're trying to communicate in Mandarin, I would suggest using the simplified Chinese Pinyin keyboard (QWERTY) and start learning the four different intonations of each character so you are able to sound out and type sentences using the alphabetical keyboard!

I hope this was helpful and legible, even if by a marginal amount (if this was actually incoherent, I apologize, I learned English by watching My Little Pony💀), and I hope everyone has a really fun experience on the app!

[kritterbonez]

something i noticed while rewatching the doomstar requiem:

at the end of "some time ago" when toki is trying to convince the band to let him audition he says "something tells me this was meant to be, do you feel this electricity?", talking about the connection he feels between himself and the band. something's telling him he's supposed to be there, to not to give up on the audition despite already missing it.

then jump forward to when he's rescued, when dethklok fulfills the prophecy and they're all ascending, theyre surrounded by a bunch of LIGHTNING!!!! which is a really cool coincidence when you consider that they're in the same place where toki had his audition, the same place he felt that "electricity" between them all those years ago!!! it's obvious that none of them were aware of the significance that place would hold and its so cool to see it reflected at the end of the episode like that.

in general i love how the prophecy is foreshadowed. little moments throughout the series that you'd think have no real significance until you look back on them and it's like woah that actually meant something!!! maybe this was obvious and im just stupid but.........whatever.........i love metalocalypse

[forsoobado137]

Nations and Medical Treatment

I feel like nations in Hetalia don't have good histories with hospitals. Due to their mysterious functions and inhuman nature, it's difficult to find solutions to their complex medical issues. I have a list of headcanons on how nations are treated medically. tw for medical malpractice.

In the modern day, nations are usually assigned an extensively trained physician. Multiple nations often see the same doctor.

Certain hospitals that are frequented by nations are often equipped with trained staff. Training videos are provided to every hospital.

Anaesthesia was historically administered rather poorly to nation people. They were either given too little, none at all, or way too much based on biases on how nations tolerate pain. The latest publicized incident occurred in 2014, when America underwent an appendectomy without any anaesthesia. This event and the following lawsuit resulted in a bill being passed making it illegal to deny anaesthetic to nations.

Nations often have physical medical conditions confused for symptoms of being a nation, and vice versa. As a result, a nation’s concerns may be blown off as untreatable, while others are overmedicated for something that is caused by domestic events.

Female nations are less likely to receive proper treatment than male nations. The reasons behind this are due to the lack of studying on female nations as well as misogyny.

It’s a common occurrence for nation medicine to not be government approved or tested properly. Very rarely are nation medications actually tested on nations. They are usually run through human trials and then magnified to meet perceived “nation levels”. The largest ever recall for nation medicine was in 2010, when a popular anti-depressant was causing paradoxical side effects.

It’s a common occurrence for hospitals to turn away nations due to the perceived difficulty of treating one.

Many medical textbooks used for training doctors often perpetuate misinformation about proper treatments and dosages, such as the myth that nations have extremely high pain tolerances compared to humans.

Some doctors have expressed contempt for nations requiring medical assistance, believing it to be a “waste of time” due to overestimating their regeneration abilities. Another common belief is that nations are “seeking attention” so they can mimic human experiences.

Due to negative experiences with doctors, many nations have developed hospital-related anxieties and phobias. They often refuse to seek medical attention until it’s life-threatening.

Psychological issues are rarely treated properly. It's common for bosses and government officials to hold off on what they think is unnecessary treatment. Though not all nation psychiatrists are bad, many are only really interested in the paycheck.

[notemojustsad21]

Modern/normal life Highschool AUs

Luffy: sophomore failed a class or two so he’s in some freshman classes which is how he became friends with chopper. The cafeteria lady’s worst nightmare. Gets sent to the principals office a lot but normally doesn’t get in that much trouble. Teachers know him because of Ace and Sabo. Freshman year they were like well I hope you’re better than your brothers but then it turned out he was 10 times worse.

Zoro: sophomore. He also gets sent to the principal a lot because he and luffy tend to get into a lot of trouble but nothing extreme ever happens because Mihawk makes big donations and he’ll threaten the school. Like a C average thanks to cheating and Nami’s tutoring. He’s in forever debt to her because of how much she has to help him with school.

Nami: sophomore. First met luffy in zoro because they were helping her get away from trouble after causing said trouble (they all still got detention) always makes jokes about ditching them but she doesn’t have any other friends and she loves them too much (though she’d never admit it.) has no classes with Chopper, luffy, zoro, or Sanji because she’s in all the smart kid classes. She has an art class with usopp though and maybe an ap class with robin. Tried out for a school play and got casted as a random who had like five lines and died before act two (yes this is a reference) popular because she’s friends with luffy and zoro.

[sugarbear2001]

Reading up on Haddotin Yaoi history. Unfortunately, early depictions of the ship were negative, exploitative, and used for shock value.  Fortunately, these awful depictions of them were lost to time. 

This part of the wiki article I found interesting. So I searched to see if I could find a copy of Tintin in Switzerland, and I happened to find one available in the Internet Archive.

Warning there are very dated and racist depictions within this fanzine along with sexual content. I honestly would not recommend reading it. I just skimmed through a few of the pages and that was enough for me the zine was really bad and weird as fuck. At the end of the zine there is a very crude drawing of Haddock and Tintin where they are shown having sex.

[khandiieeyy]

nobody understands mephoj like I do

I absolutely love mephoj it's my favorite ii ship ever. I always add it first when I'm ranking ships. I love mephoj I understand it on a spiritual level I i see the ups and downs and what makes them work and what doesn't. Everyfay I think of mephoj. I draw them everyday. theyr3 the first thing I think of when I wake up. it got so bad I DREAM of mephoj. I fear I am THE #1 MephOJ fan until proven otherwise

[getgored]

He's the only thing to ever matter to me ever

🎧 Holt Hyde in Ghouls Rule

Requested by footballer-22

[lyyyyynnnxxx]

yap #1

SO TODAY. i tried to shut my self up bcs i kept yapping about twilight and how much i dont like jacob ( theres no reason i just hate him) AND GUESS WHAT some1 listened to my yapss ( i was in class talking with nomi and IHFJOEUFGHIFGH i luv her.)

i cannot stop myself from just saying TWILIGHT REFFERENCE im crazy,,,, anyway

WHENEVER I SEE JACOB IN WOLF FORM I WILL ALWAYS SING THE ALPHA SONG.

she looks so depressed i luv her.

[tapwater118]

// ii2 18 spoilers

something ive been thinking about is how now the ii contestants are free to live their lives and actually interact with the world, and how people in the rest of the ii world have actual people names, would any of them decide to go by new names as they integrate into society?

made a tier list off of this idea. some of these im confident on and others kinda less so. i also have no clue what most of these actual new names would be but whatevs

and before anyone asks, there isn’t an ii tier list with alive box as of this post, i edited the image to have her not be a corpse

actually addendum because i don’t feel like remaking the tier list now that im typing this, switch salt and pepper i made a goof there

[orangegloom]

in the zombie apocalypse world theres 3 main "rulers" of the southwest (ish) united states

bingo, in the 4-state area who manufactures bullets through slavery. also sexually traffics people, hes the most morally messed up of the three. he was a doomsday prepper who got lucky when the apocalypse came. nobody really liked him, but hes like the ONLY guy who makes bullets and other needed items (the other two just ignore the slavery and rape because it benefits them)

a man (dogs supervisor... no name) in mid-southern california who was in the military and overtook a bunker with some people. one of the saner leaders. had a young daughter who died like 3 days into the apocalypse. militaristic and strict, believes people can be trained similarly to dogs if you do it right. not too sure about how he is very powerful... probably something with having decent "education" (as decent as it can be at the end of the world)

amanda, in the utah-wyoming border who had a safe commune BUT it also functions as a cult, where she preaches that she will be able to end the apocalypse if she has enough followers who give up their lives (none killed yet... just a later promise). despite being a cult leader, her area is somewhat safe and produces food. its just unnerving because its clear something is wrong even if you dont know

the three dont really like each other but theyre the most powerful. bingo and the man are closer because amanda does not really need bullets (controlling healthy food supply is more impactful than guns, in her mind)

bingos the youngest at 38, amanda at 43, and the man at 51 (story starts 10 years after the outbreak began 🙂‍↕️)

picrews... the only reason for the first one is to show bingos mouth scar (slashed in the face) because no other picrew has it. despite this one not being perfect. second one is WAY more accurate

bingo wears a black hoodie (hood up) with a camo jacket over it. has his mask on 99% of the time, even with the other two.

the man has military clothing on mainly... picrew had nothing

amanda has whatever is easier to farm in OR something to make people feel gravitated towards her

[scabbed-angel-wings]

yappjng

am i the only one who literally almost never speaks irl unless when spoken to first due to bullying and people, including my own family "not liking my tone" when i'm not even trying to be rude?? like fine....i guess i won't say anything then....but that pisses people off too...other people are too much for me to understand ig and it hurts. i just want to be normal and have friends that won't judge me..you guys are that for me 🫶🫶and i'd honestly love if some of you happened to live nearby if we could maybe meet and become irl mutuals.

[castlevera]

guys i have a confession to make. i have never gotten into House of Ashes...

it started as "oh ill watch a gameplay soon" but then i started to not want to get into it because a lot of people say "oh HoA is the best, the rest of tdpa sucks comparing the it to hoa." then that evolved to me waiting for it to drop on switch so i can play it myself. but ive lost hope of that happening in time so now i just don't know if i should keep waiting for it to maybe drop on switch or just watch a gameplay