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#guess who’s into undertale now#the video games finally got me. I can no longer say I don play video games anymore#anyway had to immediately turn around and connect it to advtime ofc#joke for like three people#also shout out to crabussy their magus design is peak#took inspiration from that so ty crabussy#this is only like the third time I’ve drawn magus I think#anyway take this away from me I have to do homework and stuff now#mispelled draws#misp draws#adventure time#adventure time fanart#undertale#life giving magus#ancient magi of life giving#little dude#flowey#flowey undertale
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it's the musketeers babyyyyy
just shaking off some cobwebs, figuring some visuals out, trying out some brushes. someone get d'artagnan off of that before he falls.
#the three musketeers#from left to right: athos > d'artagnan > porthos > aramis#porthos is Not where i want him to be but we gotta work thru the Not Quite Right before we achieve Character Designs#if you follow me elsewhere then u know that some people. i just do not draw the same way twice#pour one out for brutus of stab caesar fame. if he was not essential to Stabbing Caesar i'd stop drawing him entirely#(<< a joke. that's a joke)#anyway porthos has to look like he can easily fold someone in half but the thing that's fucking me up is the hair style#i am envisioning vs the hair style i end up drawing. we gotta hit the books fellas. we gotta get back to the shojo artists who draw curly#hair. they will hold the information i seek. and then i can make porthos beefier
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some of y’all took abbot’s line of “that being a little too risky to do myself” too seriously. this man has been telling jokes with a straight face and no emotion the last three-ish hours
#the pitt#some people thinking he was seriously putting mohan’s career in jeprody#when he was teaching her those out there procedures the entire three hours of the MCI#she even asked what other tricks he had in his bag! and he said just wait and see#it felt like a very clear joke to calm her nerves and while it just made her confused it wasn’t serious
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The couple:
and the perpetual third wheel:
#timmy#i just realized#the three of them were together with batman through so much#it was just them#and babs and dick are like a thing#its so funny to me#hes like their practice child#all just jokes ofc#dont take anything seriously#i wouldnt usually say that but some people have been taking my lil shit posts as truth or canon#dont make that mistake lol#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#tim drake
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this disability pride month, stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs standing up or walking.
can I stand and walk? sure, for a short while and with pain. the consequences for trying to be out all day without a wheelchair are that I'll be in bed for the rest of the week, too tired and in too much pain to move.
but the government won't give me my own wheelchair because they have the same attitude as these jokes - I can stand up, so I don't need one. exercise is good for you, you should walk!
it keeps me trapped in the house, unable to do anything more than short stints anywhere without borrowing or hiring a wheelchair - one that causes me pain to sit in and relies on someone to push me (usually with difficulty), because they're not going to have a high-end chair for that sort of thing.
it's not a miracle that a wheelchair user can stand or walk. it's something we should aspire to see more often.
#disability#disability pride month#chronic fatigue#fibromyalgia#cfs/me#post exertional malaise#like fucking hell people we should really be long past this by now#why am I seeing these bullshit jokes on my dash in twenty fucking twenty three#i did a short walk to a cafe yesterday because I thought I was up to it#and my right leg has seized up#my ankle can barely take my weight and my hip won't move properly#also lol I almost certainly have hEDS but cannot persuade a doctor to give me a referral#in summary#stop being fucking dense#i would rather people who don't need mobility aids use them than have people struggle because they don't want to be seen as a faker#or have people think that you have to reach a certain level of severity before you need it#also if I had a wheelchair I would bring my cat with me more places but that's by the by
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Good Angel, Bad End duology is up on Itch.io and is now free forever. Check it out <3
#I hate coming up with how to define it. silly? lighthearted? NOT REALLY! but is it serious? no. there's a chara called The Apple 1980#thousands of people die. but mostly it's having fun. there's three characters named Satan's Kingdom#if you like angels and demons thats who its for. angel and demons being Not Human and given POVs and some jokes
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I feel like a lot of people mistake comic relief or goofiness for lack of effort or caring by the creator, and that belies a real lack of understanding of like, writing and humor and art in general.
#i'm thinking about how on 4sd travis and sam talked about the work they put into chet and fcg and veth#all of whom have been treated really dismissively in weird ways#and the people who are like haha they're a dumb joke character invariably stan characters with WAY less effort put in#which is fine! you should like what you like!#but you're not grading on effort clearly so stop pretending you are! it's fine!#this is actually this blog's mission statement. like what you like but stop justifying it with blatant lies#hell for all braius is by necessity not the deepest of characters sam clearly cared enough to rewrite his spoiled backstory!#like i find it just. really...suspicious isn't quite the right word but i'm not landing on the correct one#how people jump to equate their personal preferences with thought and care and effort and quality in the absence of evidence#like man it's ok if you did a wine tasting and your fave was the three buck chuck. drink that and live your truth
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was gonna make a post abt usopp w an image attached but all the images i had saved were too cute so we gotta not do that or i’ll fold and not make the point i wanna make
i can see why people wouldn’t wanna do this because of the insane insane insane INSANE amount of hate he already gets from powerscaling types of people but i wish we as usopp fans would aknowledge the ways that he sucks, a little more. i understand wanting to adopt a ‘my precious baby boy who did nothing wrong’ attitude in the face of all the people who refuse to see even a sliver of good in his character but like….. he is flawed. i wish we could aknowledge that more in a like, normal way.
like, other characters right. like sanji. very common for people to call him a bastard and say they love him in the same sentence. makes sense, the ways in which sanji sucks are a lot lot lot lot more viscerally uncomfortable to deal with than the ways in which usopp sucks.
but a lot of usopp’s flaws are my flaws, so i guess that’s why it feels personal to me. he is so viscerally me and he is so complicated and he is so viscerally still loved by his crew and that’s really special to me. i’m not saying quit the ‘he did nothing wrong’ posts because they’re funny and fun and i get that, but it kinda reminds me of what people do with some female characters too where to combat the hate they just girlbossify the shit out of them and it can feel idk, like a slightly less interesting way to engage with a character who is flawed
TLDR: usopp kind of sucks!!! and i love him!!!!!!!!!!!
#a lot of op characters . well . most. all? no. chopper has genuinely never done anything i can think of#but most. flawed. kind of suck! as people! idk i just don’t like when people flatten characters#and the whole crew has a lot going on. pls don’t flatten them#don’t like to see that 😔#and ik when we (usopp fans) say he has done nothing wrong it’s. all jokes? i assume#but STILL.wanted to make my point#letting a character kind of suck and still loving them makes them feel more like a full person and mkre three dimensional#is my point#usopp#god usopp#sniper king usopp#but i can see when a character is so hated you might not wanna give the haters even an inch#and i get it#one piece
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I feel like there's a trend on both here and Bluesky where it increasingly feels like people have an inability to detect, like, humor
every time something is exaggerated for comedy, every time someone is clearly doing a bit, or even whenever someone asks a rhetorical question for not even comedic effect but for any effect at all, it's just scores and scores of people pointing out OP can't have possibly been doing [exaggerated reaction] bc it's unrealistic or unreasonable or earnestly answering the question or offering help or something
it genuinely feels like everything is being taken completely at face value these days, and you can't do bits or comedic hyperbole anymore simply because an increasing number of people don't grasp that you're telling a joke at all
#not to get serious about it but I do worry about the “taking every statement as face value unadorned truth” as a grim symptom of like#decreasing reading comprehension and media literacy and critical thinking#(yes all three at the same time)#which is a very serious takeaway from “it feels increasingly like people can't detect a joke is being told” but also
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will someone point out to jack that he too was going to get the ring for boss by marrying rosé? and he only didn't because of romantic qualms and not moral ones?
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack & joker#jack & joker the series#these are the questions i ask myself to avoid insanity#because if i focus on how we're back to step one with jack hating joke and joke hating himself i am gonna lose it#and because if i think about toi ting i will actually join her and jennie's character off a balcony#if the three little pigs don't have joke's back in this whole ring business and vocally tell jack off i will be even madder#jack baby i love you and i get it really but focus on getting the real asshole killed#preferably by aran's hand#(after going through the tag and seeing how many people are mad at jack i feel like it's important that i say that he is still my babygirl)#(in this house we love complicated charachters and their fuck ups and their complicated reactions)
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i've just seen another post asking what the gender neutral or nonbinary word is for "sir" or "ma'am" and i'd like to put forth "em" as a solution.
"sir" comes from sire, "ma'am" comes from "madam." "em" then, comes from "eminence" as in "will that be all your eminence?" or "will that be all em?"
it's short and quick to say, like both sir and ma'am, and it's gender neutral and stems from a word denoting nobility like both sir and ma'am
#lgbtq#nonbinary#enby#language#linguistics#i put this forth because currently there really ISN'T one#people are saying to just use 'please' or to use 'friend'#and a bunch of other suggestions that also either don't address someone (like just dropping it)#or don't work in formal situation (like using hon or darlin)#and don't really address finding a one to one solution#and then the joke entries which are fun the first three times but after a while#(and it's been a WHILE like at least over a year if not longer that ive been seeing these posts circulate)#it's like just very tiring#yes yes we're going to call people your highness at our service jobs very funny very funny#also if the price tag fell off the item must be free then ha ha ha see how im laughing#anyway i think em would work well as a new honorific if it can get over the hump of its own newness what do you all think?
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I am once again back with another brackwood edit..
#i was joking that I make a brackwood edit every day#bc I have#and then I pull shit like this#I officially have made brackwood edits three days in a row#with 2 MINUTE MATERIAL#anyway#I still have 2 more edits I wanna make#so yeah lmao you’re not gonna get rid of me and my poorly made edits of two people I’ve known for like 3 days#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd s2#hotd season 2#davos blackwood#davos x aeron#aeron bracken#brackwood
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thank god with the way this week was going I was worried Assad Zaman was pit girl
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got he/him’ed today by a group of women today….i’ve never had a conversation with any of them about trans stuff (let alone an actual conversation- all of our interactions have genuinely been SO brief) so it thrillingly means an assumption has been made about me
#if people read me as trans i usually get a ‘they’#& then it’s been a while since this has happened but i have before gotten ‘she/her’ed’ in a way where it was assumed i was trans fem#but it is so RARELY he i legit lit up and felt a ray of sun directly on me#also it was funny it was these three super normie women who work together and i’ve mostly only interacted with them separately#but one of them like snuck up on the other and scared her & the one that got startled was like ‘you almost killed me just now.#do you want me to die in front of levi? why would you do that to him?’ in the most DEADPAN voice#also it was funny i have never seen these 3 joke around at all
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Excuse me, Solmare, can you not.
#if I had a nickel for the number of people who sent me this#I’d have three nickels#I know it’s a joke but like#solmare stop do not pass go do not collect $200#karasu must be protected at all costs#jes.rambles
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༄ Junpei’s Phone Number
Yuji had just met Junpei and was already asking for his phone number so that Junpei could take him out to the movies the next time he went. He really just sat there and asked him to take him out on a movie date (platonic or romantic it doesn't matter to me). And their reaction when Junpei’s mom finds them doesn't help the atmosphere of the situation much either, lol.



I honestly believe that if Yuji wanted to ask for the number of his old classmate from middle school, he would have done so either from her or Nobara.

༄ (This isn’t meant to sound harsh, it’s just an observation. pls check the *tags* to see what I mean.)
#saturnscherie༄✿༄#itajun#itafushi#itfs#yuji x megumi#fushiita#jjk yuji#jjk megumi#jjk junpei#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#junpei yoshino#jjk spoilers#myrandomthoughts༄✿༄#I just feel sad for her as a fellow girly.#I understand her so much b/c unrequited love isn't something you can get over that easily. But gege it’s been months now. Let her move on.#Like at this point why emphasize twice that Yuji didn’t ask for her number.#All I can get from him not asking for her number was that his type didn’t matter at all to him.#Knowing Yuji’s type only showed us that he’s a good guy and values the small meaningful qualities in people.#But why bring up his type multiple times and give him a love interest that embodies that type? Was it just supposed to be a shonen joke/gag#anywaysss what I think is that his type is completely different than what was stated.#I have a feeling he has a thing for people with dark hair#gege saying his fascination with Jennifer Lawrence came from him watching Sliver Linings#The same movie Jennifer had dark hair?!?!#In the manga the picture he hangs in his room has a lady with dark hair?!?!#Might I add in the dark hair guy Yuji says is ‘looking good’ twice in the span of three days since knowing him?!?!#And to top it all off Junpei Jennifer (in Silver Linings) and Megumi are moody and struggling mentally#It’s safe to say Yuji might have an ‘I can fix them’ mentality for dark-haired people.#imo I guess his favorite cookie flavor had way more to it than I thought…
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