#john isn’t john
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sometimes i think about the contrast between andrea and cas
both are “too far gone”
and in the same episode we get such a stark contrast! benny preserves deans happiness; dean does not preserve benny’s
comparing benny saving cas to dean killing andrea is stark and even bleak
(no time maybe for discussion w/benny but it was a fatal blow to andrea; there was no disablement or consideration for knock out blows, certainly no rational convo with her, or emotional appeal for second chances/how to beat addiction etc etc; so very telling)
i mean, benny was doing plenty of flagrant dismissal-and-dehumanization-and-escalation all on his own, but!
just a flash of teeth and bam
dean chose the coldest, most permanent solution; the hunter’s choice
is it any wonder benny wanted to stay in purgatory? his unfinished business now resides there
#and it destroyed benny#i think i like the idea that this haunts dean well into s10#but his motivations were complicated!#he killed andrea in the time honored spn honor killing#so their loved one wouldn’t have to#now dean starts to battle his demons#and even though he asked cad to take him out he now thinks#maybe he should do it himself#but here is the cool part!#the so called really benny woukd recommend suicide for his cherished ones (andrea) and himself#john isn’t john#mary isn’t mary#benny isn’t benny either as it turns out!#just a fond memory a door left open perfectly preserved and able to be idealized!#i just think about andrea and s10 dean a lot ok#dean rejects suicidal benny as an act self-preservation… NoT truth#*we’re all damned*#the truth is what creates the lovely tension!#andrea kormos is like bela for me#her actress is wonderful give her to me all day!#dean saw benny look on andrea as a monster corrupted… and now deans subconscious is telling him he’s too far gone too as death echoes 10x23#you’re a stain on your family’s memory says death#benny too calls andrea just a memory even as she cries out: i’m RiGHt here!#and she was right there#he just couldn’t *see* her#and how the abandonment theme fits for her so soooo well#not to mention being blamed for her own corruption/abuse#even though if all ppl benny should know better! shoukd understand! shoukd offer hope!#wouldn’t you rather be a fond memory than a constant festering disappointment?#benny would rather he and andrea both be fond memories
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Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.
Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.
Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.
#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price#Don't tell me that this isn’t how it works. i know that. i just think it's funny.#also you totally kick his ass for telling the team about your sex life#john price x medic!reader
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#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soap x ghost#ghoap#my art#cod fanart#doodle#this isn’t what ghost thought soap meant when he said he was gonna ride him 😔
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he finally stopped fumbling but at what cost
#wishing your brothers weren’t kidnapped but for completely different reasons#taking any opportunity to just bother branch#rosiepuff isn’t showing it but she’s internally popping off more than the bros combined#trolls au#trolls#trolls fanart#branch trolls#poppy trolls#broppy#john dory trolls#clay trolls#floyd trolls#bruce trolls#grandma rosiepuff#brozone#brozone fanart#trolls world tour#mini comic
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After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.
‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.
#sometimes columbo’s boybestfriend is a woman but that’s because boybestfriend isn’t gendered#boybestfriend is a state of mind#columbo#hercule poirot#agatha christie#agatha christie’s poirot#sherlock holmes#john watson#arthur hastings#captain hastings#arthur conan doyle
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I had to do it Happy pride month!
#flanarts#pride month#pride#cod#call of duty#call of duty mw3#cod mw3#mw3 spoilers#just in case#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#john price#john soap mactavish#vladimir makarov#traditional art#sorry I know perspective isn’t right but i don’t give a shit it’s a meme lmao
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#reblog if you vote and all that jazz#it’s funny how wide his repertoire is#tim curry#muppet treasure island#long john silver#rocky horror picture show#dr frank n furter#it 1990#pennywise#clue 1985#wadsworth clue#annie 1982#rooster hannigan#home alone 2#the concierge#??? my tag system isn’t working for the small characters#the three musketeers#cardinal richelieu#legend 1985#polls#there’s more he’s done#these are just the ones I’ve seen
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“you’re just so small :(“ “he doesn’t want to hurt ur tiny body” “his fist is bigger than your womb” “his hand is the size of your entire stomach” “:( small baby no hurt by big man soldier”-
eeughhhaa🤨
brotha eeughhhaa🤢🤢🤢👹👹🤕🤒🤒🤮🤧
#cod#i’m sorry#but cod fics bro😭#like#ESPECIALLY#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon x reader#ghost x reader#and then#john price x reader#captain price x you#captain price x reader#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#simon riley#ghost cod#gaz isn’t a victim#mostly because y’all don’t like#include him#kyle gaz garrick#😗😗😗#gaz cod#AND THE KONIG ONES#konig x afab reader#konig x reader smut#that one.
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Ghost who watched his parents tear each other apart in a loveless marriage and now thinks marriage is a waste of time vs Soap who watched his parents flourish in a loving marriage and wants nothing more than to marry Ghost to show his devotion
#Ghost could either eventually come to believe that marriage isn’t a bad thing#Not when he’s with Soap#Or Soap realizes he doesn’t need a ring to show his love because just his presence is enough for Ghost#or perhaps some sort of middle ground?#Either way they will be happy mark my fucking words#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghoap#soapghost#ghostsoap#call of duty#cod#lemonwrap writes
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Arthur: I’m fine guys. *coughing his lungs out*
John (no idea how the human body works): looks like Arthur is fine. Let’s keep going.
#malevolent#😭😭😭😭😭#malevolent podcast#people in the tags taking this literally Asdghkl I know John does actually see that Arthur isn’t feeling well this is a joke
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every few months when I remember this interaction I laugh and then I go “aww” and then I laugh again
#He’s so dramatic sometimes#It’s sweet though#isn’t it?#john watson#acd canon#The Valley of fear#Sherlock holmes#my posts
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something that has me absolutely gutted over john, paul and george is the fact that they met when they were young teenagers.
paul was shorter than john when they met. i’m sure his voice hadn’t fully dropped yet either.
john quite literally watched them grow taller than him (i know he and george were about the same height but my point still stands, he watched his younger friends turn into peers turn into completely realized adult men).
and of course john was growing right with them. the de facto leader in the early years making it up as he went as these teenage boys looked up to him. have you seen a 19 year old try to act put together?
i look back at pictures of my friends from high school and i when we were 14-17 and we’ve already changed so much. round faces are sharper, life experience is deeper. i met up with my best friend from childhood for dinner a few months ago (at a bar, we went from polly pockets to IPAs ((i hate IPAs)) ) and i had the striking thought: suddenly we aren’t little girls anymore. but we still had our entire life shared. all those memories, all that drama from middle school to still rant about.
it was the same for those three boys.
i just think that adds a level of depth to their friendship and band that couldn’t be orchestrated.
think about their inside jokes. think about a 28 year old john lennon laughing at a joke that paul made from when they were 16 and 18. think about a 34 year old george smirking as he mumbles to himself a phrase only they would understand from their hamburg days. think about an 82 year old paul fondly remembering a hand gesture they would do to one another before going on stage and doing it to nancy, trying to explain to her what it meant.
think about how that affected the breakup of the band. after growing up together…did they really have an identity without the others?
it’s like the park bench “we were girls together”… they were boys together.
#ringo i love you too but this isn’t about you sorry#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#mclennon#ringo starr
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RDR2 Text posts that are 100% true
#rdr2#rdr#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#red dead#dutch van der linde#sean macguire#sadie adler#arthur morgan#john marston#abigail marston#abigail roberts#miss grimshaw#hosea matthews#molly o’shea#charles smith#sowwy this isn’t tua content but my cowboy brain rot has taken over#hihomeghere#rdr2 text posts
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This was originally just an InvictusCon Sketch comm but I needed a flat color ref for Charlie and I can’t stop thinking about them. Wasn’t going to post this originally but my dash has been very Charlie focused this morning? So have my donation. Talking about the king.
#malevolent#charlie dowd#noel malevolent#my art#fan art#malevolent fanart#John doe#john malevolent#Arthur lester#do these three have a ship name. I don’t know this isn’t necessarily shippy but it can be if that’s what floats your boat
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does owner!price hand you over to soap while you’re in heat 🥹. you’re just too much to handle for him!! he’s getting old, and giving you 4-5 rounds is exhausting, so why not hand you over to simon’s pet?
price and ghost have a mutually beneficial agreement. both of their pups are at the peak of their fertility, and so when heat comes around, there’s only so much they can do. so, they arrange play dates.
it always starts with fighting. both you and soap are so pent up, so tightly wound with energy that as soon as you get your hands on each other, instincts take over.
it’s a tumble of claws and teeth. soap manhandles you to the ground, one hand shoving your face into the floor while the other pulls your panties down. he’s quick to force apart your thighs and shove his face between them. your scent drive him wild, he can’t help but want to devour your pretty cunt.
it’s only once ghost pulls him off, both him and price sick of hearing you whine and cry for cock, that he finally fucks you. soap is rough, his rut clouding his mind. his hips pound down into yours, making your whole body jolt as you slowly turn cockdrunk.
he fucks you till your slick stains the carpet, the rhythmic ‘slap slap slap’ of his hips against yours fills the room. he growls in your ear, too far gone for words. he finally has something soft and warm to rut into, his thick cock filling out every inch of your wet cunt.
you go round after round, soft tummy getting more and more pudgy as he fills you with cum. by now, price and ghost have stopped talking. their eyes fix on the web of slick and cum that connect you and soap each time the bigger pup pulls back. the way you drool into the carpet as you whimper, and how soaps tail whips back and forth as he ruins you.
soap is mean, he fucks you like he hates you, rubs your throbbing clit as he chokes you out. he grins as you whimper and babble, crying for your owner. it’s not his fault your body can’t take a proper cock like his, your poor puppy-cunt is used to human cock. he practically splits you in half as he stuffs you with his knott. your cunt cumming around him for the nth time.
price is less than sympathetic, kneeling down infront of you. he brushes your hair back, smirking as he notices just how fucked out you are. soap doesn’t stop as price gently cups your cheeks. “just a couple more rounds, okay pup? don’t want you humping my leg all night again.” he chuckles lowly as you whine, tears streaming down your face as you sob, “cmon, be a good girl n take it. atta girl.”
#uhhhhh shit it’s been a while#ik this isn’t my best but i tried 😭#mw2 x reader#mw2 smut#price x reader#john price x reader#price x chubby!puppygirl#ghost x reader#price x female reader#price x reader smut#female reader#ghost x reader smut#soap x reader smut#soap ccs reader#soap x reader#ghoap x reader#goap x pricespup
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can we get a snippet of Dr Watson taking care of Sherlock? :>
“You were foolish—“
“Calculating—“
“Foolish!”
“I miscalculated,” you correct. “Or missed some variable. Being wrong, in some small way, is not the same as foolish. Truly Watson, to think you so against learning, improving oneself by accepting failures—“
“YOU BROKE YOUR TOES!”
“Just the one toe…”
“The important one.”
“I don’t discriminate on such things.”
Watson pushes you down to remain on the bed. “I need to bind it. How’s your pain?”
“Tolerable. Unless…”
“No—“
“Then do not ask.”
Your good doctor had kept you in bed, elevated foot and everything for far too long now. It had been nearly an hour.
There’s tea on your cupboard. Extra sugars. And the very best biscuits, the one Watson hoards for the longest of days.
“Watson?”
They hum a soft sound, an acknowledgment, as they bind your broken appendage with steady and careful hands.
“If I am forced to endure monotony, I shall demand you do it with me.”
Watson looks at you, over those steady shoulders. A small smile across their lips. “I shall remain by your side. For as long as… as you need me, Sherlock. I can promise you that.”
#… uh I don’t know why this isn’t just Watson taking care of MC…#my brain works in mysterious ways (after midnight)#u there#yes you#if it’s past midnight#do one thing that prepares you for bed#so you’re one step closer#when sleep comes#(also. is a toe an appendage? like… it makes sense no?)#(eh. what do I know.)#(I’ll go with it)#watson#sherlock holmes#doctor watson#john watson#jane watson
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