#john arthur greene

[aconfusedgoose]

AND DAN AND PHIL ARE BACK???

I started this year making a meme about John Green being back and I thought that would be the wildest thing to happen this year... Clearly I was wrong. I feel like the universe is just confused about what year it is... I'm in my mid 20s now and I don't need to be going through this again.

[wonderjanga]

JL meets C.C.

So, the Justice League goes back in time to 1957 because some villain, let’s say Lex Luthor travelled to back then too for whatever reason. So now they have to stop him. Cue shenanigans and then while they’re trying to find Lex, John (I think this is my first post with John Stewart as GL) sees a newspaper that has C.C. and Marilyn on it. The newspaper talks about an Incan artifact they found. As they have literally nowhere to go, they go to see if C.C. can help them as they could use the extra firepower. (They think he’s Marvel and also literally everyone is against them, Lex turned the government against them by calling them foreign invaders. Remember this is both less than 15 years after WW2, and this is also two years into Vietnam.) C.C. would get dragged along because Lex thinks he’s Marvel so he’d also get shot at and all that. Here’s some interactions I think would happen:

Batman: *Takes off cowl because there’s no way Marvel should know him, and future Marvel already knows his identity*

C.C.: *stares at Bruce for a bit and thinks he’s Thomas Wayne* “Hey… you’re Patrick’s boy, right? Why’re you running around in a bat costume? Also how did you age thirty years in the two months since I last saw you?”

(Let’s say this is the same universe as the Great Grandpa Wayne and C.C. post)

Batman: *Gets flashbacks*

or

*Under heavy fire from robots because Lex teamed up with the government to mass produce robots for the war effort, money and so he could kill them. C.C., Flash, and GL are all kinda laying on the floor while bullets rain above them*

C.C.: (By the way, all of them are yelling over the sound of the bullets, cause bullets are really loud) “Can we wrap this up? I want to get back to my wife.”

Flash: “You have a wife?!” *completely shocked and betrayed one of his best buddies didn’t tell him this*

C.C.: *grabs some stuff from around them and starts making something* “Yeah.” *pauses his making his thing and sighs dreamily* “Marilyn.” (Bro really loves his wife) *goes back to making whatever he’s making*

GL: “What’re making?”

C.C.: “What?”

(Again, they’re yelling over a bunch of bullets)

GL: “What are you making?”

C.C.: “Oh! A shrapnel grenade!” *Finishes and throws it out of one of the many holes made by the bullets*

*loud explosion, guns stop. The three lay on their stomachs on the ground in silence*

GL: “Why do you know how to make that?”

C.C.: “I wasn’t able to dodge the draft.”

or

C.C.: “You’re an Atlantean?” *Slowly looks over to Arthur* “Tell me everything.” *pulls out pocket notebook that’s decorated with stickers, courtesy of a seven year old Mary*

Aquaman: *Happy to share anything about his culture and people* “I can tell you anything but its location.”

C.C.: “Fine by me! I just want to know everything.” *suddenly gets super intense*

*League looks at each other cause this is a rare time Marvel is actually actually serious*

[dailydccomics]

Absolute Power artwork by Dan Mora

[frownyalfred]

I need a comprehensive list of who in the JL fucked Batman. And! Who fucked Bruce Wayne.

Because the idea of, for example, Ollie realizing that he and Dinah had a threesome with Batman has infinite comedy potential.

Oliver: Bruce Wayne, threesome with Dinah and on his own a few times

Dinah: also Bruce Wayne, Batman one time on the Watchtower

Hal: Batman (very tense rare fwb situation)

John Constantine: both, more times than Bruce wants to ever admit

Zatanna: also both (good friends as both)

Clark: wants to make a move on both; too embarrassed to make a move on either

Diana: Batman, post-mission bonding 😏

Arthur: Batman, one time, they don’t talk about it. always felt weirdly attracted to Bruce Wayne for some reason

[izel-scribbles]

strangler fig - the crane wives

(click for hd/closeups under the cut)

every single crane wives song fits malevolent (fight me on this. i'll win)

ty to @ganem-ouchie for giving me this idea last month in the replies of a random shitpost

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Do you think Clark jealously grumbles to himself when he hears (his boyfriend's) Bruce's vitals ever so slightly spike whenever any one of these members strides into the meeting room looking this hot ?

Diana :

Wonder Woman (2023) #3 // The Brave and The Bold : Batman and Wonder Woman (2018) #1

John :

Green Lantern War Journal (2023) #5 // Justice League : No Justice (2018) #4

Dinah :

Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-page super spectacular (2021) // Justice League (2018) #63

Hawkman :

The Savage Hawkman (2011) #4 // Hawkman (2018) #24

Arthur :

Justice League (2018) #64 // Aquaman (2018) #51

[rhinexstone]

I love how the Justice league founding members (especially at the start) include some people who are deeply unsettling.

Like J’onn and Bruce always make others uncomfortable when they first meet, most iterations have Diana early in her arc so she’s really difficult to work with if y’all disagree most green lanterns are kinda glad to be back home but have other shit to do, shayera is always going through it, Arthur just always hates human, in fact most of the league aren’t like. SUPER fond of humans to begin with

Literally the only characters with an ounce of charisma at first are Clark and Barry, they CARRY their whole PR department like an iron cross

[troubled-bog-witch]

If you think about it "I will not let you drown" was a crazy ballsy thing to say in Bedrock. Ok yeah there's like a 40% chance it's exactly what Arthur needs to hear, but that leaves the 60% chance that it will trigger his trauma and have him spiraling even harder about a topic John can't afford to fuck up on again. And he really said yeah I'll roll those dice

[gotham-at-nightfall]

The Justice League!

By Jonas Pina

[thenyougetbackup]

juice league designs :3

wonder woman n flash were the most fun to draw def my fav designs in this bunch but i also had a lotta fun w batman n superman's logos

[jetslay]

Chibi Justice League by Andie Tong.

[froggywentaprincin]

[wonderjanga]

Billy and Cooking

Billy’s surprisingly good at cooking. Like not Gordon Ramsay level but good enough that he has the specific cookbook that’s super worn down and has a bunch of sticky notes in it with his own recipes and tweaks. So, let’s say the Justice League has some type of cooking duty where you have to make something for the other leaguers. (By the way that’s from a fanfic I read about the rabbit marvel taking over for Billy while he’s gone on a honeymoon) Billy, isn’t a picky eater and his Marvel form doesn’t need to eat, so he just makes the first thing any leaguer who gets to him first wants. This results in an all out brawl gunning to get to Marvel first so they can get whatever dish they want made. I.e. Marvel leaves the meeting room early so he can head to the kitchen, as soon as the meeting ends Barry zips to the door only to be tripped by Hal. Then, John uses his ring to trap the both of them in a bubble while Arthur jumps over Flash, through the door and starts sprinting to the kitchen with Diana, Bruce, and Clark following after. See, all three of them have actually agreed on a dish, gumbo. So, because the trinity are in cahoots, Clark flies up and Bruce and Diana each grab onto one of his arms, giving the two a boost. This left Arthur in the dust, yelling that the three were cheating. The three make it to the kitchen only to find J’onn talking to Marvel, requesting dumplings. He phased through the walls to get to Marvel the fastest. So, he made them chicken, pork, and veggie dumplings. It was still delicious. He’s so happy cause he gets to make extra too to take to his little hidey-hole.

[dailydccomics]

the Justice League by Dan Mora

[niiwa-angel]

Justice League Uncanny Valley Headcanons.

The members of the Justice League are all very uniquely trained and most of them aren't human but have to ACT human in their day to day lives. But despite them trying their best, normal humans can still tell something isn't quite right.

Clark Kent has no give to him. Superman is the Man of Steel but as Clark Kent, people find it awkward to hug him, shake his hand, or cuddle because his muscles and skin feel too tough.

Diana Prince is weirdly strong. Her coworkers struggle to move cases of artifacts because they're heavy but she has no trouble. When they ask, she always just says she knows the right way to hold things or push them but never elaborates.

Bruce Wayne is just a normal human, but he's trained himself into a weapon. His reflexes are sharper than anybody else's. Whenever he gets caught on camera catching something before anybody else, or dodging something most people couldn't, he always waves it away as "dad reflexes"

Barry Allen moves very deliberately. Every action looks like it's rehearsed and planned, yet he's twitchy when he thinks nobody is watching.

Hal Jordan spends so much time in space that it's vacuum has removed his scent. It's not something most people would notice but when they spend a lot of time with him, they get the sense that something is missing.

Arthur Curry blends in pretty well in Atlantis but in the surface, some of his Atlantean traits seem odd. His webbed feet and hands are particularly noticable. "A birth defect" he'll say and never elaborate on. Everyone else is a little nervous to ask

John Jones looks photoshopped. His features seem too semetrical, his expressions are too well done. He almost looks like an AI generated image, but he's standing in front of people, they can reach out and touch him. He's real. But his features just seem too perfect.

Clark Kent knows things before they happen. He knows when a storm is coming, he warns people about incoming hail before their weather apps even alert them. He'll look in the sky for a few minutes and eventually, everyone else will see a plane or helicopter coming from that direction. He'll ask people about their colds before they even show symptoms.

Diana Prince seems wise beyond her years. She'll tell stories from when she was younger but will never give anybody an exact age. When asked, she'll just laugh and say "older than I look" and eventually, people are too unnerved to keep pushing.

Bruce Wayne makes no noise when he walks. He's a ditzy playboy, always leaning on things, talking loudly about nothing, and he loves a good cocktail... And yet his steps make no noise. He can sneak up on people, despite his size and clumsiness. It's completely out of character and it confuses people at Galas and parties.

Barry Allen is very prone to static shock. He'll shake someone's hand and zap them, only to apologize and say he's nervous. Touching him feels like holding an overcharged battery and nobody understands it. Sometimes people's arm hair stands up around him and people have to explain it as goosebumps or the chill, because there are no other explanations.

Hal Jordan drops things a lot. Not in a clumsy way, not like "I didn't put the whole bottom of the cup on the edge of the table" kind of way. He'll just straight up let go of things he's holding. He always has some excuse. He was looking into your eyes and got lost. Someone pretty walked by. But sometimes he does it and seems just as confused as everyone else.

Arthur Curry's skin feels bumpy and cold. It's like his circulation is terrible but he never complains about a chill. When he isn't wearing a long sleeve, people notice that his skin has a weird looking texture, but some brush it off as old scars.

John Jones seems to know everything another person is about to say, even before they say it. He's answering questions that haven't been asked, only thought. "Good intuition" he'll say or "I'm a detective" but it makes people nervous.

[nitpickrider]

All here in the PERFECT place to break out and wreck the place the instant this plan goes wrong Action Comics 443