#joel adrian

[jewishcissiekj]

Charlie Barnett posted more Acolyte bts on his insta letsgoooooo

+another one, not from his photo dump but just as important to me

[stillinracooncity]

here, waiting for updates on the 999 fanfics I follow without thinking that people have to socialize, study, work, eat, go to the bathroom and sleep.

[demigoddessqueens]

they can’t look in your eyes because if they do, they’ll fall without nothing to catch, because it’s always been you whether you realize it or not

hopelessly falling with nothing to catch but maybe it should be better this way, your hand(s) lifting them to face you and come to grips of what’s long been building for you, everything threatening to bubble up and the words and emotions won’t stop pouring for you

“why do you look away from me?”

because it would be impossible to resist you any other way

[nobitchs-world]

Me someone says they like bfd fics

[hubba1892]

In more than 20 years…easily the most special trophy I’ve ever won. […] I was proud of everyone involved. I was proud of our people, for the way they pushed us. I was proud of the staff, for creating this kind of atmosphere where these boys can just do what they’re best at. I was prouf of our academy, I was proud of our coaches […] It was overwhelming […] how everybody contributed, seeing the faces of the kids after the game.

[bigender-swag-battle]

Bigender Swag Battle: Redemption Round 6 (Match 2)

[runa-falls]

recent reads - spring + early summer '23

I started this list of fics half way through my hiatus so these are just some of the reads i've done and really enjoyed!

this includes fics from a wide variety of fandoms :))

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miguel o'hara (so far)

hanging by a thread - @writefightandflightclub

the death of peace of mind - @tusks-and-claws

miguel drabble - @foxilayde

carbon copy - @devilishcupid

poe dameron

nine - @foxilayde

general dameron - @altangelix04

javier peña

crush - @the-ginger-hedge-witch

joel (last of us)

friends with benefits series - @hier--soir

bucky barnes

branded - wolveria (ao3)

it’s in his bite - kittykittymewmeww (ao3)

captain syverson

lines in the sand - @littlefreya

geralt z rivii

until we meet again - pikapeppa (ao3)

adrian chase

she says that i’m her all time favorite - hollandoats (ao3)

chainsaws and parking lots - @charnelhouse

carmy berzatto

force of habit - @youvebeenlivingfictional

the bear and the baker - fancyladysnackcakes (ao3)

nothing’s gonna hurt you baby - tinybluewitch (ao3)

clyde logan

take me home - madandimpossible (ao3)

[cupparosielee]

I am so excited for series 9 of Inside No.9, the cast list looks insanely good!

Article here

Eddie Marsan! Charlie Cooper! Susan Wokoma! JOEL FRY?!!

And getting Adrian Scarborough and Mark Bonnar back for a Psychoville reunion!

AND STEVE PEMBERTON IN FULL DRAG?!!!!!!

I knew I'd be excited for this but fucking hell this is perfection! I cannot wait to see where they take us this time!

[puckpocketed]

I do not understand American football nor fantasy football but the kings have teams and qb-spenny and laffy-turcs being teammates means a lot to me (here is the link to what I’m talking about)

the whole kings squad (3 people 2 moths and a dust bunny) rolling up to my inbox/dms to talk about the crumbs of lak media we’re being drip fed <3 yayyyy

eye. also don’t know about american football or fantasy but HELLO i love these little teams that’s so cute!! tears in my eyes… our fambily… 🤲

notes from the video… god…

Phillip Danault strutting around tarp OFF. everyone is very Where is My Fainting Couch about it.

whole room giggling at Kevin Fiala’s poor drafting choices while he just sits there. pretty. clueless. not a thought in his head. SEND HELP😭👍

Gavrikov [imitating an announcer] “ESPN PLUS draft ! Comin up next.”

Joel Edmunson + Kyle Burroughs who are sisters but not twins . their fantasy team name “TWO STACHES” i’m losing it <3

Kopi and Juice not in the video BUT listed as paired up !! beverage connection 🫵

LA Kings come back from the war please god i miss yuo i wont even be mean to the random old men you signed ill love them a lot i prommy…

[cassettedude]

all of my designs for the mimic epilogue gang

[average-dilf-enjoyer]

Me after the saying the most vile, obscene, slutty thing imaginable about a fictional character

[demigoddessqueens]

kiss like you mean it

A 5+1 fic, old & new faves // also read on ao3

joel

A loneliness lingered in your kisses together. The sense that if he failed it would be the end for you, and he couldn’t live with himself if that ever happened again. Ellie mattered. You mattered. He would damn any that tried to take what this new feeling was away from him. There would not be a sliver of surviving left in him, let alone living, if you were gone. So he kisses back. Time did not solely heal his heart, which is why he kisses you back. And you feel the difference shift within him. It’s not just the cold anger he’s held onto, but an acceptance that you’re both here now.

“Swear to me Joel. That this is the end of it. Nothing and no one will follow us?”

“Yes, I promise.”

”Okay.”

namor

He kissed with purpose. He loved and cared because it was his duty to, but you made him forget that even just for a second. It’s not just “king” or “feathered serpent god” who guards Talokan when he’s with you. Just a man hopelessly devoted to one who holds his heart. It’s always a union that lets you know it’s home. Fingers thread through his silken dark curls as you feel the grip tighten around your waist.

“I need you. I miss you.”

”I’m here.”

alucard

Alucard kisses for redemption. To start anew a life that he thought only belonged to ghosts. Does it atone for what haunts him before, or does it plummet him further into the abyss of desire? When you hold him like this, and kiss him like that, everything disappears. He’s drowning, falling, flying, but all senses are still full of you. He kisses desperately to remind himself of the coil tied to you. A reminder of the edge he danced on before slipping into such dark madness.

“Do I frighten you? Even after all this time?”

”You never did.”

cassidy

Kisses share the joy that you two found in each other. It’s mirth, all kinds of trouble and a cocky smirk. Albeit it comes more from him than you. Cassidy kisses because it’s a good time for you both, and he’s just drawn to you like how mischief is to you two any other day. You had a gut feeling about him since the first day you met, and you never regretted it since. That cocky smile and troublesome gleam in his eye

”Darlin’, how much do you love me? Truly?

“Till high noon, and many more to come.”

arthur morgan

The memories before feel like such a blur. Names and faces that haunt him still. A woman, a young boy, some semblance of a life before he met you. Those faces morphed into yours and now it was your voice that reverberated through his mind. You hadn’t been part of the gang for long, but Arthur was just drawn to you. It how he always was with situations like this. It was a kiss on impulse one afternoon. By chance, you had found the new sketch he kept in his journal. Your breath caught in your throat at how he saw you, all the soft and gentle parts when other gangs weren’t a concern. You felt your heart flutter at the gentle pencil and brush strokes from his thumb at your portrait. From that kiss onward, you knew it was no simple task carrying his heart and giving yours in return.

“What are you thinking about Arthur? You’ve got that far off look in your eye.”

Your hand snaked carefully into his as he drank in the sight of you just as the sun set.

”Just…admirin’ is all, darlin’.”

[compressednerve]

[anarchic-miscellany]

Terrible Screenplay Ideas: "Clean Getaway"

Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster need a vacation: so where better than New York?! For Shawn, it's a chance to re-enact Beastie Boys videos, and for Gus, more importantly, it's a chance to visit the esteemed Soap Museum in Brooklyn! Jules is on board, but insistent that she be Ad-Rock. Both Shawn and Gus are okay with this (even though Shawn wanted to be Ad-Rock)...

There, they meet fellow tourist Adrian Monk and his lovely assistant Natalie: here to help her daughter Julie on her thesis and extra credit at school, having twisted Mr Monk's arm in order to have him come along and help them here. He actually rather likes it: but has a few problems with the displays not being parallel.

Gus and Trudy trade knowledge of their soaps, and he gets on swimmingly with Monk (who despises the loud and slovenly Spencer), whilst Natalie and Jules also get along swimmingly, and Julie finds Jules cool.

Things take a turn South, however, when the curator turns up horribly murdered! He is another victim of the Brooklyn Butcher, sliced and torn to ribbons, a horrifying case! So, resigned to having to work on a murder investigation, Shawn and Gus and Jules get to work, but also have to work with Monk.

Only not so fast! On the scene are Detectives Jake Peralta and Charles Boyle, delighted to be working a serial killer case and surrounded by lavender respectively. Jake and Shawn bond over their love of all things weird, and he has to take them all to the station for questioning.

MEANWHILE

Amy Santiago is looking into getting a new place for her, Jake and the baby here in New York, but has not been having much luck. She meets a pair of absolute sweethearts at an organic sandwich shop by the names of Joel and Sheila Hammond: "real-tors" who are here to meet a client (Joel is carrying a peace lilly, at Sheila's behest. He is terribly allergic but must make a good impression) and they very quickly chat and get along, she's a sweetheart after all!

Amy comes to the station to do her job and tell Jake, on her day off, about the great times she had. But what is this?! A development in the case of the killer slashing apart innocent people and sometimes devouring the remains?!

Captain Holt has his hands tied: the latest victims were from Chicago, and thus this is a joint investigation. Randy Disher and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer are coming over to liase with their departments. Monk should just go home, but he needs to solve this. Shawn is here to have a good time and solve the case (and beat that smartass Jake Peralta, who's not even Ad-Rock, he's not even "Skee-Lo"! To which Gus responds only HE can be Skee-Lo, and Shawn tells him he's way too cool to be Skee-Lo, and Gus fist-bumps, he is correct there! Not that Skee-Lo isn't cool) and Gus just wants to get to the theatre on time, because he has tickets to "Hamilton" and he can't miss it even though the show is 3 days away. Natalie and Julie are interested if he has them going spare. Detective Carlton Lassiter, upon finding out that Spencer is going to bungle a serial killer investigation, takes his banked 400 days of leave to go to help. ESEPECIALLY when he discovers that the greatest cop he ever worked with (Captain Leland Stottlemeyer) is there on the job, and he gets furious when Shawn and Gus refer to him as a "weird looking House on the Prairie Bloodhound". Unfortunately for Lassie, he gets saddled with Lieutenant Disher, who is eager and keen, but oh so daft... Joel and Sheila, meanwhile, fall into a panic: they are trying to keep some human flesh for Sheila, but the cooler broke (fucking NEW YORK!) and they need some flesh fast. PLUS cops just turned up at the house of their client, who was slashed to pieces, and Sheila left their card there! ("Well excuse me for promoting our business!" "Nobody hates you for that honey, it's empowering and effective, I'm just a little stressed that the cops may figure it's a clue." "Do you think I murdered him, Joel?" "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm... No?" "Good answer honey!") Plus Ms Santiago is very perky and eager, and a police officer, they'll have to keep their cool...

[milliondollarbaby87]

The Boys in the Boat (2023) Review

Set in the 1930s focusing on the University of Washington’s rowing team who are attempting to get to the Berlin Olympics in 1936, pushing the boundaries for the gold medal. ⭐️⭐️ Continue reading The Boys in the Boat (2023) Review

[leafsbabe]

Which sluts do you think would be most likely to get....unconventional piercings?

sure yeah why not yolo

Cole Caufiel

Roope Hintz

William Nylander

Patrik Laine

Joel Farabee

Erik Johnson

Adrian Kempe

Thomas Bordeleau

Tyler Seguin

Laurent Brossoit