#Sheila Hammond

[queenincrimson]

SANTA CLARITA DIET - The Chicken and the Pear (3.06)

[bisexualgoth]

santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this

[creamyberries-lovely]

[juliawvicker]

[undercovercannibal]

THE PLASTIC MURDER SUIT – WHO WORE IT BETTER? HANNIBAL LECTER in HANNIBAL (2013-2015) OR SHEILA HAMMOND in SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)?

[rhcenyra]

SANTA CLARITA DIET | MORAL GREY AREA

[showdown-of-the-undead]

🎉 Congratulations to Gerard Keay for winning the Undead Character Showdown! 🎉

Because I'm excited, the next tournament will be announced probably tomorrow (September 2nd)!

Tournament statistics:

Poll with the most votes: Gerard Keay vs Brook with 1,736 votes!

Poll with the least votes: Sheila Hammond vs Lenore with 57 votes!

Biggest sweep: Ragamuffin vs Brook with 6.1%-93.9%!

Closest round: Kevin Wettsworth vs Missile with 50.3%-49.7%!

[grammatically-incoherent]

[random scd scenes 13/??]

"I was confused. You asked me if I was a pretty good dancer, which I’m not. I’m an outstanding dancer."

[shyjusticewarrior]

If I had a nickel for every piece of media I consumed that featured a character that came back from the dead and a disabled nazi, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

I'm talking about Santa Clarita Diet and Batman: Under The Red Hood btw.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Joel Hammond, not a cannibal, made his wife a spaghetti and meatballs dish made entirely from human meat despite vomiting twice and the risk of ruining their pasta maker. Hannigram wishes they had what the Hammonds do.

[irrolyphant]

THE HAMMONDS — Santa Clarita Diet

[queenincrimson]

SANTA CLARITA DIET - The Chicken and the Pear (3.06)

[susiephone]

We are gonna get that listing.

santa clarita diet, 3.02 - “knighttime”

[iriily]

"will you marry me?" Is basic. It's weak. "Will you help me bury the body of a guy I killed because I was hungry and he was pissing me off and human meat is the only thing I can eat so now we have to go hunting for n^ziz and misogynists together and also the neighborhood evil cop is blackmailing us and you have to coexist with the mysterious red ball I threw up that now has eight legs and I'm infected by an ancient serbian virus and now these Serbian knights are out to kill me and now to keep me alive you have to become a Serbian knight yourself oh did I mention our daughter and the little nerd boy we have next door (whose evil stepdad you killed) are now eco terrorists that the FBI is looking for? Also our neighbour's wife thinks I'm god" is special. It's unique. It's made only for malewives like Joel Hammond

[juliawvicker]

[the-feral-gremlin]

(Yes I’m aware that sheila technically can’t eat anything other than flesh but still)