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4. if a minimum of two witnesses elicit guilt or you confess voluntarily, we will decide whether your support of JKR constitutes a "serious sin"
5. if it is established that a serious sin was committed, we will elect a judicial committee of three or more elders will investigate your extent of supporting JKR further. you are allowed to bring witnesses to speak in your defense
6. we will try to reach your heart so you will be able to disavow your support of JKR and repent
7. in the process of repentance, you will be excluded from certain activities, such as speaking up in meetings, commenting on our subreddits, or lead us in prayer
8. If you fail to show true repentance for your transgressions, we will have to disfellowship you and you will subsequently be shunned. this includes permanent exclusion and terminating all contact with friends that are still part of the congregation
9. Knowing of another person's support of JKR and not telling the elders is sharing the sin in your heart and will be punished accordingly
#Jehova's witnesses#it's a cult#radblr#radical feminism#radical feminists do interact#radical feminists please touch#gender critical#feminism#gc feminism#gc feminist#gender abolition#radfems please touch#radfems please interact#radfem safe#autogynephilia#agp#listen to trans women#misogyny#reddit#patriarchy#trans cult
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Super weird that it happened just few days after getting this ask, but I actually had jehova's witnesses on my doorstep today!
it was two women, very sweet and pleasant, looking like they're in their 50s maybe, and they excitedly started inviting me to the event of 'Celebrating Christ's Death', which they were organizing globally, they said. At that point I only realized it was 'some religious thing' so I smiled and politely said that I wasn't interested. I also remembered reading that people recruiting for cults are often subjected to resentment and cruelty from people they're trying to recruit, which confirms their taught beliefs that the outside world is cruel and hateful, so I made sure to be extra friendly! I thanked them for coming and expressed again that I wasn't interested but I wished them luck. They then wanted to give me a flier, which would tell me about more events, and I accepted mostly because I wanted to see what kind of religion/cult they were from. They weren't too pushy and let me close the door, and then I scanned the flier and found 'Jehova's witnesses' on it, and figured out who they were.
I've never heard of the 'Celebration of Death', the flier contains some quotes from the bible and specific date, time and address where the event is happening. It also says the 'resurrection is the victory against death', and this celebration was on jesus's orders.
Can anyone give me more info on this? I'm now curious what exactly is going on in this event and how dangerous it could be for people who do attend (can they be pulled into the cult?).
The flier is also designed like a corporative flier, it has stock images of people in suits on it, and a picture of a guy with a beard who is obviously not even closely resembling jesus it's really funny. It feels very outsourced and generic and contains the bare minimum of information.
Thought on Jehovah witnesses
Hey anon, I don't have enough comprehensive knowledge about it to have a relevant opinion, all I do know is that they're a strict patriarchal religion that does a lot of recruiting and their tactics are very cult-like, and they don't let people go free once they're recruited.
If anyone here has personal experience with them or more exhaustive knowledge, please write it down on this post!
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Idea for all you pagans and witches out there: If you get Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons or those sorts knocking at your door, instead of politely turning them away, don on your most witchy, out-there, non-christian-friendly accessories and attire and open the door.
Be cheerful and welcoming! Say you’re more then open to chat about spirituality, take their pamphlets, try to show them any books of your own you have, hell, even invite them inside for a cup of tea by your altar to Odin.
I don’t know how it’ll go down, but I’m almost certain the interaction will be funny af.
#jehovas witnesses#religion#mormonism#paganism#witchcraft#prank#meme#christian fundamentalism#religious meme#making extreme religious groups very uncomfortable in your precense#is very funny
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hyunjin and his friends 💘 fancams by primis, mint, springlookalike, coowoocoowoo + bonus:
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#gifs#when i start going around knocking on peoples doors like a jehova’s witness being like hi#do u have a minute to talk about hyunjin and plushies. the gospel must be spread
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i like that freedom of religion in the USA is like mainly litigated for
jehovas witnesses for the flag salute, the draft, and to be annoying in public
sikhs for not cutting your hair in the military/workplace, carrying a sword
atheists doing a little trolling and/or asking public schools to please teach evolution
christians who want a religious exemption to the civil rights act of 1964 and preferably the 13-15th and 19th amendments
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Amane's birthday flower tweet
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Happy Birthday to everyone born today. Today is also Amane Momose from #MILGRAM's birthday. Her birth flower is Passiflora caerulea (tokeisou/Blue Passion Flower). The name "Passion flower" [tl note: passion as in "the passion/suffering of Christ, not enthusiasm] was used by Christian missionaries, it comes from the stamen's resemblence to the Crucifixion of Christ, with the 10 petals representing 10 Apostles. The passion flower's hanakotoba are "Faith", "Sacred Love" as well as "Religious fervour". Just so you know, this is simply an annecdote about the flower, it's not directly related to Amane's origins. Hanatokoba is purely allegorical. Simply put, just because the blue passion flower has this kind of backstory and hanakotoba, it doesn't mean Amane's religion is the same. Just added this supplement in case this is the first time you've had a run in with the Hanakotoba Guy and found it hard to understand. [Note: 花言葉おじさん Hanakotoba ojisan aka Hanakotoba Guy/Old Man Hanakotoba/Mr Hanakotoba is Yamanaka's nickname for himself when he does these things, he also used the term in Mikoto's birthday tweet]
本日お誕生日の方おめでとうございます。 #ミルグラム では桃瀬遍の誕生日でもあります。 誕生花はトケイソウ。十字架にかけられたキリストに似た雄しべと10人の使徒に見える花弁から別名「受難の花」と呼ばれ、キリスト教の布教に利用されました。花言葉は『信仰』『聖なる愛』そして『宗教的熱情』。 ちなみにこの花に関してのエピソードなだけで、本人の出自とは直接関係ありません。花言葉はあくまで寓意です。 噛み砕いてわかりやすく言うと、トケイソウってお花にそういうエピソードと花言葉があるってだけでアマネの信教がそうだって話じゃないよってことね。花言葉おじさんと邂逅するのが初めてだとわかりづらいだろうなと思って補足。
#amane momose#milgram#ミルグラム#milgram translation#yamanaka's twitter#Side note: Jesus had 12 apostles#11 if we don't count Judas on account of him being a traitor/dead#but the flower only has 10 petals so I wonder which apostle got left off#I bet it was Paul#no one likes that guy#I think some aspect's of Amane's religion were inspired by Jehova's witnesses (the blood transfusion thing) and deemphasis of birthdays#but newer cults often draw from many different kinds of religion so it makes sense its probably not 1:1 with Christianity or any other grou#fun fact: apparently the missionaries that named the passion flower were Spanish#which makes sense since Spain is right next to Portugal#And Portuguese missionaries were some of the first Europeans to trade with Japan#enough trivia for one post ww
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sex is a sacred act. remember, your body is a temple and you should never share it with anyone who hates Eren
#i’ll convert them into lovers i’m the jehovas witness of the Aot fandom#i’ll knock on thy doors and convert thy to Erén fanś#we’re fancy french#we’re a good cult#follow me👵🏼#Eren’s birthday month 2024
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caved into the propaganda and started listening to jrwi . I Get It Now. podded cast………
#jrwi fans literally pop up like jehovas witnesses every time charlie slimecicle does impressive rp stuff#and I GET IT NOW. I HET IT#I GET WHY#hey guys. go listen to jrwi btw. for the sillies .#jrwi#jrwi fanart#jay ferin#gillion tidestrider#jrwi chip#… does he HAVE. a last name?#i’m only on episode nine#scribbles#jrwi riptide
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I swear tumblr wants me to go to church so bad.
#personal#I’m getting Christian communities recommended too now. before it was just the ads.#this along with the jehovas witness who interrupted my devil smut writing session#god is trying to tell me something but I have selective hearing and I’ve blocked his number
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And before you ask, the answer is no, I will not stop posting badly cropped photos of Gale into pictures for memes.
#gale#bg3 gale#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 memes#bg3 meme#baldur's gate#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate iii#meme#gale bg3#jehovas witnesses#door to door#jenovas witnesses#dear god save me
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starting my opla propaganda
#it’s because i care for you and i only want your best#i just want yall to be happy and luffy is the way to achieve eternal happiness#me knocking on your doors like jehova witnesses holding up a picture of luffy like:#“have yall heard about our lord and saviour monkey d. luffy yet?”#one piece netflix#one piece live action#one piece#opla
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tumblr just suggested to me a communist community and a fundamentalist community. I don't think I have felt so personally disrespected by a company since I had to deal with Meta's practically nonexistent yet incredibly condescending support site.
yes I KNOW it's just the algorithm, but it still irks me.
#just because I'm not on board with capitalism doesn't make me a bloody commie#and just because I constantly post about religion doesn't make by a fundamentalist nutjob#at least it didn't think i was a nazi or jehova's witness#i would have lost it
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my classmate from primary school who's pregnant just had A BABYSHOWER all in light blue colours cause the fetus has a penis what kinda yanqui shit 😍
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pov you're my friend and you didn't say no when i asked if you wanted to hear the whole story behind the songs i showed you last week
#i feel like a jehova witness but for a band wtf#tøp#twenty øne piløts#twenty one pilots#skeleton clique#tyler joseph#twentyonepilots#the clique
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#nerv doesnt like jehovas witnesses its one of the few things we agree on#no but shinji reallly does dress like he's holding a bunch of pamphlets for his mom while she hands them out at the mall#ripppppoo#anime memes#canon mangacap#anime#nge#nge memes#evangelion#neon genesis#neon genesis evangelion#shinji#shinji memes#ikari shinji#shinji ikari#nge manga#evangelion manga
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you should all play darkwood (or watch someone play it. i watched markiplier's playthrough) please please please please please do it for me 🥺🥺🥺🥺
i can't do this alone shoving my friend group into brainrot territory can only last me so long i NEED more traction. we can do this together. hold my hand. if you tag me in liveblogs of posts or reactions to it i will respond!!!!!
it's literally everything if you're into gritty survival body horror that transitions to fucked up lovecraftian cosmic horror shit you WILL enjoy it!!! there's a lot of subtle worldbuilding woven into the environment and it makes me insane. RagnarRox did a wonderful video on it which first hooked me on the game and it's a really good dissection of its mood and mechanics and how that ties into the story. HIGHLY recommend you check it out whether it's before or after experiencing the game itself, it does describe a bunch of main plot points but i feel like knowing about them didn't detract from the feeling of experiencing them firsthand.
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but god. i love this game so much!!! it makes me fucking insane!!! if you like pathologic (obsessed with it also) i feel like you'll like this a lot too
#🤖#darkwood#autism game FOREVER#pathologic#<- sorry for coming up to your door like jehova's witnesses i'm diseased just move along if this doesn't interest you
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