disgruntledexplainer
The Disgruntled Explainer
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I'm just a very, very angry Catholic with autism, who studies history for a living, and I'm the closest thing you will ever get to a religious nihlist. this is where I voice my opinions loudly into the void. You can ignore them, or you can send me hate mail. whatever. This is a safe space for Catholics, Jews, Quakers, Buddhists, and friendly atheists. I'm not a fan of relativistic morality, absolute predestination, calvinism, the ccp, or western civilization for that matter. I am absolutely pro-life, at all stages in the human life cycle. Nazis, Kluxers, Satanists, Eugenicists, Pedos, and any other asshole who wants to hurt people I care about will be mercilessly mocked until they leave. Also, Coomers are idiots, and I will gladly mock you too.
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disgruntledexplainer · 12 hours ago
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She finally wrote me back like 30 seconds ago. It looks like she is finally taking it seriously, but doesn't know what coat to get:
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Do you have any suggestions? She's buying this on a barista's salary.
(note: she is in British Columbia)
it looks like she took my suggestions regarding thrift stores and is going to test them by getting herself a warm hat so that she learns how they work.
Things on my agenda for this week:
>Finish the Gospel of Mark, which I have been putting off for FAR too long.
>Listen to an audiobook of Robert Hugh Benson's "Lord of the World" and Kurt Vonnegut's "Player Piano".
>Binge watch the 2000s superhero cartoon "Static Shock" from beginning to end.
>And make sure my ex girlfriend buys a coat so that she doesn't freeze to death in canada this winter.
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disgruntledexplainer · 13 hours ago
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when my head begins to fall apart i kill my brain, and trust my heart
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disgruntledexplainer · 13 hours ago
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disgruntledexplainer · 13 hours ago
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poor Julius can't catch a break.
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disgruntledexplainer · 13 hours ago
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Things on my agenda for this week:
>Finish the Gospel of Mark, which I have been putting off for FAR too long.
>Listen to an audiobook of Robert Hugh Benson's "Lord of the World" and Kurt Vonnegut's "Player Piano".
>Binge watch the 2000s superhero cartoon "Static Shock" from beginning to end.
>And make sure my ex girlfriend buys a coat so that she doesn't freeze to death in canada this winter.
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disgruntledexplainer · 13 hours ago
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made this month ago aaa
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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mother. friggin’. space. man. x
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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ah, so that's why the Samurai carry both a Katana and a Wakizashi at the same time.
ah, an opponent arrives... [draws my sword and turns around] hm. your footsteps made you sound taller... [sheathes my sword and draws a second, smaller sword]
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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I like to think that before the "No marriage" rule, couples would swap lightsabers to show they literally held each other's lives
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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Time To Clear This Up For Good:
This is a GOLEM-
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This is GOLLUM-
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Furthermore, this is a GHOLA-
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This is a GOAL-
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This is a GOOOOOAAAAAAALLL-
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And THIS is Dave Grohl-
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This however is a GULL-
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And this here is a GUL-
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Not to be confused with a GILL-
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A GILA-
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Or a GEL-
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Or especially a GAL-
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GALL-
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GALE-
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GAIL-
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Or most importantly, a GÉEËL-
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Thank you for your comprehension, quiz on Tuesday.
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disgruntledexplainer · 14 hours ago
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(also praying)
[I'm sending this to multiple moots so if you see this multiple times sorry] I just applied to nail tech school and would really appreciate if I could get some prayers that I get accepted/can afford the tools that I will need. As for school itself it will be paid for and I have a job already lined up if I do get accepted, I just need to get accepted and pass the class/license exam for that to pan out.
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disgruntledexplainer · 15 hours ago
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Regardless of religion, people are allowed to be ticked off and uncomfortable when their customs and holidays are stripped down into a vague, distorted, and easily-marketable husk.
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disgruntledexplainer · 1 day ago
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My mother passed away today. If you would, please pray for me.
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disgruntledexplainer · 2 days ago
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OK, I sent her the locations of several thrift stores in her area. hopefully she can find a coat for relatively cheap in one of them.
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disgruntledexplainer · 2 days ago
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