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discord was acting up and turned jerma into this
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i put on jerma streams for background a lot and it’s so concerning when he goes dead silent. i went to check on the tab thinking it was stuck or buffering and he was just
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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings
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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language
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I am generally anti-censorship, but I think it might be best to leave the Epstein files alone, I'm not sure people are ready for what's in them. Remember, Epstein wasn't just into human trafficking, he also spent time with physicists such as Stephen Hawking.
Tell me, have you watched the Doctor Who episode "Extremis"? And are you familiar with something called "simulation theory"?
I suspect that Epstein found evidence that strongly suggests we live in a simulation. This is why multiple Administrations, Democrat and Republican, in the USA have kept it secret.
Even people who said they would reveal it, the moment they read what was in it, they changed their minds. Insane as it may sound, I think maybe Epstein DID take his own life, or at least didn't put up a fight when Bill Clinton arrived to silence him. I think he couldn't live with what he learned.
i have not watched extremis, no, im familiar with simulation theory though! also im happy to see you've rediscovered my tumblr after mostly reply guying on twitter lately
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whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio
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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Y'know Dracula got lucky with the fact that his name is still reasonable backwards. Imagine if Godzilla, Frankenstein, or Mothman had to do that shtick? Allizdog, Nietsneknarf, and Namhtom would not be very inconspicuous. Any you can think of that could pull it off?
I can't come up with a cogent response because I'm stuck on the mental image of Godzilla needing to adopt an alias in order to buy real estate.
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