#james is fucked.
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Sirius: James we're here!! James, scrambling: Sirius! I- Sirius, entering: Oh! You have a cat?? Since when? James, looking behind him: I-er, yeah. James, fondly: He's adorable isn't he? Sirius: Yeah I suppose. Remus: Pads, I brought the-oh! Regulus, what are you doing here? Sirius, confused: R-Regulus? Remus: The cat. *pointing at it* *Regulus sighing and transforming back* James, panicking: Pads! I can explain, I-um- Sirius, sweetly: What is my brother doing in your apartment, James? James: I- Sirius, laughing: You're dead.
#james is fucked.#and ofc remus knew.#like#platonic moonwater#hp marauders#marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders era#jegulus#james potter#wolfstar#slytherin skittles#remus lupin#sirius black#regulus black#trans regulus#black brothers
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James telling him to come in for regular follow ups just to flirt with him.
Jegulus au where James's is a surgeon and Regulus goes in to get top surgery and his surgeon is this super cute hunky dark guy holy shit-
do what you will with this information
#hippa violations happened#jegulus my beloveds#james is fucked.#dead gay wizards from the 70s#regulus is babygirl
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Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

#idk they’re just so fucking adorable#maybe I’ll draw them from this reference#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spock#leonard bones mccoy#james t kirk#silly star trek stuff
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You cant make this shit up
#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism)#i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible.#hbomberguy#james somerton
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average friendship
#astonishing how many 'we're fucking' jokes can you fit into 10 seconds#house md#hilson#james wilson#greg house
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I love Deadpool and Wolverine for all the normal reasons, but one thing that im obsessed with is that now a whole bunch of people are watching the X-Men movies for the first time because of it. The thing is that, so many years later, its an enitrely new generation and demographic watching those films, and seeing the completely different point of views on Hugh Jackman's Wolverine from a 2000 target audience and now an audiance from 2024 is fucking hysterical.
Wolverine was fucking peak masculinity and one of the only superhero characters in a well-received high budget movie at the time, a really serious character in a really fucking serious film that removed all the comicbook campiness and whimsy to desperately avoid bombing at the box office in lue of Batman Forever's release. Like there is legit no room to question how fucking sick they make him in X-Men.
And now we are watching these movies again in 2024 and the general consensus is that he's just a silly little guy with kitty hair and making shitty girly Wolverine edits is hilarious.
I think if you made a comment about Wolverine having kitty ears in 2000 it would get you socially outcasted, now it gets you over 2k comments on tiktok agreeing with you.
#santi talks#its so fucking funny#wolverine#hugh jackman#wolverine movies#x men movies#x men 2000#the whimsification of wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadclaws#loganpool#logan x deadpool#logan howlett#james howlett
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I know the internet is full of hyperbole but I can honestly say that[to me] every Superman production has missed the mark on the Clark/Superman difference until now. I can confidently say that because it’s irked me for years.
This might be the first production to actually really get into the weeds with some simple changes, use lighting, costuming, hair&makeup (peep the contour!)to convey that Clark and Supes look nothing alike. This is so cool to me!!!!! They finally did it.
Shout out to the departments. Shout out to whoever realized they needed way bigger (longer)eyeglass frames with a thick bridge that would alter the appearance of his nose making him unclockable. Whoever you are, I love this work. I love how the base of the cape on the shoulders and the collar work together. It gets the job done but also looks like it was comfortable to wear during hours of shooting. I love that supes has a bit of contouring in the makeup differing from Clark. Shout out to whoever decided to make Clark’s suits oversized and flimsy! It accurately demonstrates Clark’s attempt to look like a little fish in a big pond. He’s not just like that; everything is a choice with him.
Shout out to Peter King and Lindsay McCallister on the hair design/hair story. They did their big one. Clark’s hair is such a big change(so fluffy and undressed!) and accurately shows how someone would manipulate their curly hair to change their appearance. Superman’s hair really works. Honey, that hair is dressed! It is reminiscent enough to please fans but different enough to feel fresh. I like that it’s rounded on top instead of square.
Also I’ve never seen this actor before in my life but he is embodying my man in the trailer so that is also exciting. I don’t even care if the movie is good. I’m a bit over hero movies but I love me some Supes. Everyone seems to really be invested in the visuals of this project. The commitment to color is commendable after years of dark grey low lit mess. Anyway…
I love new faces. I love movies! I love departments! I love unions! I hate David Zaslav!
#like I love Superman so fucking much 😭#look at Martha’s son!#that is really the Kent boy#I don’t even care if the movie is good. it’ll be fine it’s James Gunn#just release the art book so I can put it on my table.#superman 2025
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the maximum ride books are so fucking insane. james patterson wrote down literally whatever he wanted about a group of weird bird kids, threw in some wild plot about eugenics or global warming or nuclear winter or whatever, did not edit or proofread the manuscript, and then sent it to his publisher. he did this nine times. not once did anything in them make sense. and the books had a CHOKEHOLD on middle schoolers everywhere
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they are 12 year old boys
#their stupid fucking prank wars are so funny#house md#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#hilson#hatecrimes md#house blogging
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@the-lone-star-wolf Youre a fucking illiterate magat racist homophobe who doesnt do their own research and spreads misinformation. Ill show you a fucking nazi, look in the mirror and then at trump and elon.
#us politics#ineffable idiots#fuck elon musk#fuck elon#fuck trump#lgbtq#womens rights#magats#donald trump#elon musk#elongated muskrat#save america#leftist#democracy#democrats#metallica rp#metallica#thrash metal#metal#kirk hammett rp#kirk my beloved#kirk hammett#james hetfield#roleplay blog#jason newsted#cliff burton#lars ulrich#dave mustaine
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house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again
#uh oh. too much gay in their gay chicken#quick!!!! he needs to fuck it up asap#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#hate crimes md
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Sirius: JAMES! Why do you have a Slytherin Tie- James: Pads!! I can explain, Reg-shit *starts running* Sirius, shocked: OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU'RE FUCKING MY BROTHER?! *James crashes into Regulus* James: Hide me. Regulus, muttering a charm: You owe me. Sirius: Where's James. Regulus: He just passed by. Sirius: Thanks. *About to leave* Wait-you're fucking my- Regulus, rolling his eyes: I don't have time for this. *Walks away* James: That was close- *Regulus kisses him* James: What was that for? Regulus: For being an idiot.
#james is fucked.#hp marauders#marauders#jegulus#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders era#regulus black#james potter#slytherin skittles#trans regulus#sirius black#wolfstar#black brothers#regulus loves james
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The way he looks genuinely sad-
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AU where the others find out Jon is going to explore the tunnels in Season 2 and forcefully tag along (Sasha is alive and everything is fine)
I made a part 2!
#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonathan sims#sasha james#martin blackwood#tim stoker#tma jon#tma tim#tma sasha#tma martin#tma season two#just a full season of these four fucking around in the tunnels#they’re all happy and nothing is wrong#they find leitner’s food scraps and get into a full debate about if they can eat it#when they find leitner himself tim and sasha almost commit brutal pipe murder#i just love them :(#bound family
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deadpooldansen anyone
#brainrot has reached critical mass had to turn them into 2000s animation meme#i have never proper animated in my life idk what the fuck im doing hopefully this isnt too terrible#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine and deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett#james logan howlett#wolverpool#poolverine#deadclaws#xmen#x men#marvel#gif#gif art#gif animation#animation meme#art#mikart#mikanimation#<- tag that will never be used again probably
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Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.
And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.
House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.
#like wdym he risked getting killed in prison for pain relief#but he struggles his way through it for Wilson#someone fucking sedate me#house md#hate crimes md#hilson#house x wilson#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#house md spoilers
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