#james is converse

[kats-a-mess]

jegulily is converse-vans-docs core

[blanc-ci]

Captain!! Saying stuff like that only enforces that mindset!!!

[thegeekyartist]

Aspect ratios need to go back to 4:3. For science.

"Operation: Annihilate!" 8x8". Oil on wood. 2025 🖖

(click for quality, as always)

[paddysnuffles]

My mom: So, I think I've come to a conclusion.

Me: Oh?

My Mom: I think that out of all the original Star Trek cast, it's most likely that William Shatner didn't know he was playing a gay character. I just saw a picture of him and Spock and Kirk is wearing the gayest little outfit, and I imagined someone telling him "It's just what people will wear in the future, it's science fiction".

Me: But George Takei would definitely know. He'd be making eye contact with the guy who wrote the famous Amok Time fight scene from across the room.

My Mom: Oh, he would absolutely know.

[that-bitch-kat3]

average conversation in the marauders dorm:

peter: there are two wolves inside of you: drinking and gambling

james: they’re making out

remus: actually i’m pretty sure moony is the only wolf inside me

sirius: same

peter: BAHAHAH

james: (in shock)

[yuttikkele]

how did william shatner unintentionally make captain kirk more bisexual than andrew garfield’s intentional bi-coding of spiderman

[facingreailitysgravity]

James: what's your favorite letter of the alphabet?

Regulus: 'J' for James

James: Now I feel like an idiot cause I was gonna say 'Q'

[valkugo]

Daniel Molloy + first impressions

[ultravioletbrit]

“light” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 792 words

“family gathering” - 25 Days of Jegumas - Day 23 - @noblehouseofgay

Regulus is pacing in their bedroom when James walks in.

“Reg?” James tries to get his attention, but Regulus is too far in his own head to respond. James walks towards Regulus and stands at the end of where he’s pacing. “Regulus?” He tries again when Regulus is in front of him. James reaches out but doesn’t touch him. But Regulus quickly wraps his hands around James’ forearms and looks him directly in the eyes.

“Dark green or light green?” Regulus asks, desperately.

James looks equally concerned and confused. “What?”

Regulus walks over to their bed where there are two jumpers, a dark green and a light green.

“Which one do I wear, James?” He asks, and he sounds frantic. “The dark green is too nice; it’ll make me look like I’m trying too hard. But I wore the light green one last week when I hung out with Barty. And that’s all it is. A jumper you throw on to hang out with friends when you don’t care what you look like.” Regulus rants and starts pacing again. “And I have nothing in between. Which means I should probably go shopping, but that doesn’t help me—”

“Regulus?” James cuts him off softly. Regulus turns to him with an exasperated sigh. “This isn’t about the jumpers, is it?” James asks gently.  

Regulus stares at James for a moment then slumps his shoulders with another defeated sigh. “I’m so nervous, Jamie.” His voice sounds small even to him.

James instantly wraps Regulus in his arms, “Love. You don’t have to go. Not if it makes you this anxious. I don’t want—”

Regulus is shaking his head against James’ chest before he cuts him off “I want to go.” His voice is muffled but firm. “I want to go so badly. It’s just that…” He trails off and shakes his head.

James leads them over to sit on the edge of the bed. He takes Regulus’ hands in his and rubs soothing circles. He doesn’t say anything, he just waits and lets Regulus gather his thoughts. After a long moment Regulus takes a deep breath.

“I’ve never been to a family gathering before.” He starts and James furrows his eyebrows. “We had family events, and it was always a production, a performance.” Regulus explains. “I was expected to be silent and invisible. Tonight, I’m going to have to talk and socialize and I don’t know how to do that. Especially with people I don’t know. And especially with important people. And I want to meet your family so badly but they’re so important to you and I’m not going to know what to say or how to act and I want them to like me, but I don’t want—”

“Baby.” James cuts off Regulus’ spiral and cups his cheeks. “I love you so much.” He tells him with a soft smile. “And I hate that it’s making you anxious and nervous. But it means so much to me that you’re excited to meet my family.”

“James! I’m not excited. I’m terrified!” Regulus cuts in.

“I think you might be terrified because you’re excited.” James says and Regulus narrows his eyes skeptically. James looks at him thoughtfully for a moment. “Okay. It’s okay. You don’t have to go if you don’t want to. I promise—”

“I want to go, James!” Regulus cuts him off again. “I want to meet your family. I want to talk to your Abuela about her poetry, because the poems you showed me are beautiful. And you said one of your cousins is going to Cambridge to study Astronomy and I’d love to talk to him. And Effie is so excited to introduce me to her sisters. I want to go, James. I’m just… nervous and terrified and anxious and—”

“Regulus.” James cuts in with a giant smile. “You’re going to be fine, love” He tells him. “And I’m going to be there the whole time. And mom and dad will be there. And we can always step away if you need a minute to yourself… I know you’re nervous, Reg. But I promise, it’ll be okay.” His smile gets impossibly wider. “And they’re going to love you.”

Regulus sighs and turns to lean against James’ side, and he starts nervously fidgeting with his fingers. He thinks about everything he just said and everything James just said and everything he’s feeling. He’s quiet for a few minutes then he takes a deep breath.

“I’m still nervous.” He whispers.

“I know.” James says simply.

“Okay.” Regulus sighs and nods his head. “Jamie?” Regulus says after a moment. James hums in response. “Dark green or light green?” Regulus asks and James huff a tiny laugh then hums again.

“Why don’t you wear the navy one mom got you?” He suggests.

Regulus sits up straight and looks directly at James. “Well, why didn’t you say that before? This whole thing could have been avoided!” 

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders on a road trip:

Sirius driving at 90

James: slow down, mate

Sirius speeds up

Reg: slow down.

Sirius ignores him

Remus: Slow. Down.

Sirius immediately slows down to 50

[arttsuka]

This scene is always in my mind

They make me sick get them out of my head NOW!

[starlightseraph]

y’all before talking about jokes in house md that wouldn’t fly today, i beg you to check the writers first.

much (not all, but much) of house md was written by the gays themselves, and they deserve to have their work understood in its full context before it’s assumed to be genuinely homophobic.

there is, of course, nuance regarding how the majority of people would have received these lines and how the writers were certainly aware of that. but, still, a good amount of house md was meant to have in-jokes, made by queer writers for queer viewers.

[acowboynamedasa]

So many people misunderstand kirk and Spock’s dynamic and it makes me go a little bit crazy every time.

They are two halves of one coin, like genuinely they can’t make proper decisions without each other, most people get that bit.

Yes Kirk is the “emotional one” and Spock is the “logical one” when you boil it down to its most boring and waterlogged state, but it really doesn’t play out like a left brain right brain thing.

Way more often it’s just “you need this guidance because your falling right now, and I have this shard of wisdom you were looking for” they both fill that same roll. And most of the time it really is not “your being to emotional blah blah blah” and “your being heartless blah blah blah”

They are half of one person, yes, but the person wasn’t cut evenly!!

Kirk is still very rule oriented (constantly putting the safety of the ship above all else even when in extreme panic or discomfort) , and Spock is still chaotic and emotional (him putting Jim’s safety and even just happiness above all else despite knowing the ship’s safety is what’s more important).

Watching any of their interactions as they problem solve shows this so blatantly. often it’s Spock that has the insane “Well lets just fucking kill him” idea and Kirk has to be the “we can’t do that that’s crazy” guy. But they say it in their own words!!

You mistake Spock’s weird grammar and Nimoy’s deep voice for actually logic!!!

You mistake Kirks suave attitude and Shatner’s Shatner-isms for lapses of judgment!!!

Stop it!!!!!

[mischievous-thunder]

Meanwhile Wade:

[asparklethatisblue]

Finding out things about your boyfriend’s Ex and his weird blind spots