#jake Fletcher

[breezilis]

i've been playing Growing Up (2021 steam game) off and on for like 2 years now and one character that is soooo interesting to me is buddy from jake's route..he doesn't really like/is jealous of the mc (i think especially if you romance jake), and honestly i'm PRETTY SURE the implication here is that he is into jake in a romantic sense? thats always the vibe i get anyways. i also think that jake and the mc lowkey bully him. like ???? "hey babe, what's with the third wheel?" ?????? "don't be so buddy about it" ??? like this is a visual novel and obv we don't have context for a lot of stuff, but that friendship/group can be interpreted in some v interesting ways if one were to, say, write a one shot. perhaps.

[bobbieisthebest]

Joel holding a Roman candle aloft, running: Will we do it? Will we do The Correct Thing? Hahaha, NEVER! Let's make poor decisions!

Patty: WHOO!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sam: We're going to drink magic thinking juice until we figure out what to do.

Flick: Magic thinking juice?

Sam: Beer.

Kato: That would explain why you nailed a grand piano to the ceiling.

Sam: Did it or did it not fit in the room that way, Mr. Complainy?

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Alicia: You’re a good friend, Juni.

Juniper: One of us has to be.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dad: closes the kitchen cabinet too roughly

muffled sound of glass crashing

Dad: You hear that sound, Sammy?

Sam, visiting the twins for the first time: Yeah?

Dad: That's the sound of somebody else's problem.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Richard: Everyone around here is crazy!

Juniper: That’s not true

Wendy: Let me put down my bag of rubber hands and explain something to you...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jake: you can trust me

Bobbie: I don’t even trust the way you just now said i could trust you.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Joel: Wendy! You’re forcing me to be the voice of reason! And it’s not a good look for me!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Buddy: I’m totally useless.

Bobbie: You’re not totally useless. You can be used as a bad example!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Juniper: I won't say Alicia has a "strained" relationship with the truth... She don't know the bitch. She's never met her.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Patty: Fuck being nonchalant. I love being a chalant bitch. I have never been chill not once in my life. Even when I am asleep, I am clenching my teeth.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nate: It's like feeding two birds with one hand!

Juniper: …Do you mean "killing two birds with one stone"?

Nate, very serious: I would never hurt a bird

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

[owlch333]

Cabin Counselors (Version 2025!)

[pain-is-too-tired]

Apollo kids not getting cold easily,but the colder it is the more tired they get.

Winter mean less sunlight and more generating thier own heat. So they very tired during winter months.

Nico finding Will fast asleep in one of the infirmary chairs

Jake dragging Michael to his cabin to rest with a sun lamp

Lee falling asleep on Luke's shoulder during campfires

Etc.

Just,smol moments of Apollo kids getting taken care of during the eepy months.

[apollocabinrep]

Austin: They only boil for 8 minutes

Kayla: I know it's gonna be undercooked

Kayla: Did you get this video from Tiktok?

Austin: Yeah

Kayla: So I know this food is gonna be undercooked for sure

Lee: Why are you in my kitchen?

Michael: Because I can..bitch

Ethan, about Luke: He's just giving me a bitch look

Lee: That's because he's a bitch

Alabaster: Dead ass look, he's spacing out

Kayla: Shut the fuck up, you ugly oompaloompa

Will: Language!

Kayla: I didn't say anything wrong?

Nico: Yeah you did

Kayla: Huh?

Will: You said, shut the f--k up

Kayla: Oops

Clarisse, hits Annabeth: Shut up

Annabeth: What'd I get hit for? Because I can read!?

Will: Are we good?

Cecil: Mentally? No.

Lou Ellen: Physically? No. Psychologically? Hades no.

Michael: Don't blame me! Your dad is the one that ran you over

Clarisse: And he'd do it again

Michael: He can't

Luke: You want me to run you over?

Yan: This cheese tastes better than it smells

Drew looking at Nyssa: Why are you wearing Halloween pants on Thanksgiving?

Jake knowing she's better off than him: Because she's poor

Connor: You know what I put on my Winter Solstice list? Bill money!

Nico: I thought you said bail money..

Connor: I MIGHT NEED THAT TOO 😭

Jerry: I was trying not to get your feet

Cecil: Oh yeah...not for free

[obsessive2girl]

12 men that I have been obsessed with in my life. I think there might be a pattern.

[melz-367]

My fav ships as Pinterest trope diagrams!!

I'm bored can you tell?

Fandoms are pjo, lotr and tsc, and I hope this all makes sense because apparently this is the most productive I'm going to get today <333

1)

^ Malconnor ^

Malcolm is being slowly corrupted day by day and Connor is have the time of his FUCKING LIFE 🎉 ✨

2)

^ Masonyew ^

I don't think I need to tell y'all who's who, but I think that this is rather incredibly accurate, just give my boy Michael a bit more temper 🔥

3)

^ Lestor ^

ngl, Lee and Castor could be either of the above, but I'm currently rooting for worried but exasperated Cas, and an overprotective Lee who doesn't know when to quit ❤️‍🔥

4)

^ Leeluke ^

now technically I don't ship leeluke, BUT I love the angst and this is really so them so I'm slapping it on here anyway

again, Lee and Luke could be wither of the above, but whichever one is the bigger simp (probably the first one) is definitely Luke 💘

5)

^ Kayssa ^

now, this one is a bit of a shot in the dark but stick with me here

Kayla has the looks of an angel. Bright smile, gorgeous ginger locks, a well-practiced innocent expression, this kid looks like the definition of a trustworthy child you could safely leave you car keys with. Realistically, she will take the car, crash it, leave an IOU note on the bonnet and run off to bully Austin.

Nyssa is a Hephaestus chick, so she's broad and strong and probably has a face like a brick wall half of the time, but actually is the sweetest child on earth unless your name is Leo Valdez. She would hang onto your keys and give you a coffee when you get back, along with a ten minute long explanation on the faults in your exhaust pipe and the name of the nearest car garage. 🔑

6)

^ Solangelo ^

I don't think I need to explain who's who. Just know that underneath that smile Will has so much locked-up anxiety it's giving him high blood pressure. 💫

7)

^ Faramer ^

Faramir is too adorably oblivious because he's had his head in a book for the last three hours and doesn't know what time it is, and Éomer is trying to shoot his shot while holding back a panic attack over such close proximity to the really cute guy he's been freakishly stalking for the past two weeks. Éowyn and Aragorn are laughing their asses off in the background and Boromir is about to walk around the corner. 🗡️

8)

^ Kitty ^

Again, I think it's pretty obvious. Ty has to focus on processing and showing his emotions, while Kit freaks the fuck out so badly he had to run to another continent because he's emotionally constipated. 🤠

[freddie-77-ao3]

Michael:I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Michael: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* A camper, sweating: WILL!!! LEE!!!

[bugwolfsstuff]

The teeth of camp-Half-blood (Hcs)

Nico has itty bitty fangs similar to a cat which he gets from Hades

Pollux has sharp teeth suitable for tearing flesh due to Dionysus' epithet of flesh eater (think leopard teeth)

Luke has snake fangs with Green mamba venom. Its a common enough Hermes trait — tho species and shape vary between kids. He regularly de-fangs himself so they're useless. (tho prior to leaving he helped Lee stock up on anti-venom for future use)

Alabaster magically sharpened his canine teeth to a point to look cool.

Lou wanted to be like her older brother but didn't realize he used magic so she filed one of her canines with a nail file (she got caught before she did the other one)

Lee's teeth are slightly stained yellow from amount of tea he drinks (working at the infirmary and some issues keep him up at night)

Jake Mason has a chip on his tooth from an accident in the forge

Most Poseidon kids, if they existed would have shark like teeth, particularly...money motivated Poseidon kids have been caught selling their teeth and lying about them being actual shark teeth in the past. (Percy is an outlier, idk i just feel he wouldn't have them)

[thestarstoasun]

Some of my PJO ships & why

Percabeth (Percy/Annabeth - They invented love)

Ruegard (Clarisse/Silena - THE LAST OLYMPIAN, THE PARALLELS, PLS)

Clarisse/Chris (*I do not know their ship name, my bad - The Labyrinth, need I say more?)

Silena/Beckendorf (*Idk if they ever had an official ship name - They were so tragic)

Clarisse/Beckendorf/Silena/Chris (Polycule, bc multishipper really)

Jake Mason/Michael Yew (I have a thousand reasons and I don't think any are canon)

Conchell (Connor/Mitchell - THE FANFICS PLS, but some of them need to remember these are minors pls)

Connor x Malcolm Pace (I saw really cute ship art 1 time and I was sold)

Connor/Mitchell/Malcolm (I think they'd be really cute together and I don't care if it's impractical)

Luke/Lee Fletcher (Lukelee - Honestly, its more of a crack ship for me, but some people on Tumblr have me considering how much)

Luke/Ethan Nakamura (Lukethan - I can't be alone in this, pls)

Theyna (Thalia/Reyna - They would make an awesome QPR, and I thought this even before Reyna was revealed to be aroace. They flirt endlessly if only to enjoy the confused looks on their friends faces)

Tratie (Travis/Katie Gardner - Is there anyone who read the books in the 2010s when the fandom was like super big that doesn't ship them? It's big now, but like, still.)

Tyson/Ella (They deserve the world)

Solangelo (Nico/Will - Tbf, I shipped them since The Last Olympian AS A CRACK SHIP, but A WIN IS A WIN)

Grover/Juniper (Just yes)

Sally/Paul (The King that our Queen Sally Jackson deserves)

Shelper (Shel/Piper - The plot twist I didn't know I needed)

Valgrace (Leo/Jason - When I read The Lost Hero, I just thought "these two idiots could definitely work well together.")

Jasper (Jason/Piper - It isn't my favorite, but I think they're cute together. I hate that their relationship was built on the Gods interference, because neither of them deserved that. I would probably like it more if it didn't start because of Hera.)

Ethabaster (Ethan Nakamura/Alabaster Torrington - The fandom is the reason I ship them mainly tbh. I ship Ethan with Luke more, but Ethan honestly deserves better)

Jercy (Jason/Percy - I have read a single Jercy fanfiction and its kind of growing on me)

Cecil/Lou Ellen (They are literally the idiots in love that annoy Will until he gets with Nico {personal hc}, Love them)

Sherman/Miranda (I didn't think I would like this as much as I do, but its in so many fics I've read I'm low-key a little attached. Like, yeah Sherman show off, get your girl)

Damien/Chiara (I couldn't see them with anyone else tbh, but honestly could possibly change that one day, they will always hold my heart as #1 together though)

Frazel (Frank/Hazel - They are one of the sweetest pairings in the series)

Jason/Percy/Annabeth/Piper (Yes, another poly ship. I've seen this in a few fics and honestly, I think the way its written has grown on me.)

Castor/Will (Literally, because of a single fanfic. They were probably each other's first crushes and didn't even know it)

[justaz]

This absolute beauty on tt opened my eyes to the friendship potential between Drew, Malcolm, the Stolls, Will, and Pollux. Absolute cinema. I initially left a comment saying how Drew, Malcolm, the Stolls, and Will were besties bc they all live in the shadow of their older siblings (Drew & Silena, Malcolm & Annabeth, the Stolls & Luke, Will & Lee and Michael). Pollux being the half of a set of twins, forever alone, every time his father looks at him he’ll see his late brother, always being called Castor before they cut themself off and correct themselves to Pollux AUUGGHHHH

[bobbieisthebest]

Jake: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Juniper: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Jake:... I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Joel: Oh look, I survived! Brilliant! Love it when I do that!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Flick: Bobbie was going to run into a metal bar so we yelled ‘duck’

Patty: She proceeded to turn and quack at us before slamming into the bar.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Buddy: Jake’s in trouble!

Richard, not looking up: Jake's always in trouble.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sam: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Kato: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months…and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Nate: Now that's a threat!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Joel: I love unnecessarily ominous statements, and I will still love them when there's nobody alive to make them.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Charles: Jake, are you high?

Jake, clearly high: Hello. Am I what?

Bobbie: High.

Jake: Hello.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Joel, in holding with Wendy after skipping school: Everything will be alright.

Wendy: How can you say that?

Joel: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*During the CnS campaign*

Joel: you’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens-

explosions are heard from his tape recorder

Joel: …but I made a mistake.

Kato:...roll for initiative McGee.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Juniper: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Alicia: What changed your mind?

Juniper: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Richard: Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mort with his gang: Why can’t we all just get along?

Patty: Because most of you are assholes.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Joel: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Charles: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Joel: Yeah, they're all birds.

Nate: *falls over laughing*

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Coach: Fletcher, is that a gun?

Jake, deciding against all odds that he’s going to gaslight himself out of this situation: what gun.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sam to Juniper: I’m in love with you. You just want to be friends. And I’m totally cool living with that constant pain.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Charles: Oh, give me patience.

Patty: I think you mean 'give me strength.'

Charles: If it gave me strength, you'd be dead.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Lad to the other mentors: Are any of you happy?

Elliot: I cross the street without looking.

[pain-is-too-tired]

Michael: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Michael: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Beckendorf: Uh... what's up with him?

Lee: He's been trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Michael: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jake, crying: It's working.

[looney-mooney]

I’m making an animatic for the Summerstuck AU (AU where Phineas and Ferb are Alternian Trolls from Homestuck) and I’ve gotten to the part where their former lusii (fantastical white animal guardians who raise the Troll Children of Alternia, since all the adults are off doing space adventures) are thrown into the Kernel Sprites (colorful floating ghost-like game constructs that base their forms mostly off the player’s deceased loved ones, who act as guides for the players as they play the game that ends the universe and gives birth to the next one) and I’ve decided that Ferb’s former Lusus should be Steve (a kaiju chameleon in the show who Ferb is very emotionally attached to). When deciding how to portray Steve’s remains, I sort of naturally gravitated towards having him be taxidermied in Ferb’s shed.

The unintentional ramifications of this is that I have inadvertently implied that, on some cosmic level, Ferb Fletcher is a Harley.

[apollocabinrep]

Can't stop thinking about Luke Castellan getting turned into a rabbit after Manhattan, an idea presented in @pain-is-too-tired 's discord server. Like, brainrot so bad I have another wip

For those not fortunate to glimpse the chaotic-ness, the premise is instead of Luke dying, he is turned into a rabbit- something that is common in Greek mythology- and only the Hermes campers can understand him. I am leaning towards ferret Michael as well because I love the chaos, plus I can have Jake kinda chilling with Michael on his shoulder when Leo first meets him.

Will: And this is your brother, Jake, and my brother, Michael. They were dating before Michael became a ferret, so Jake is the only one I can leave him with and not have to worry Leo: Please say you're joking Jake: He's not. Apollo saved Michael and this was the cost

[kazoosandfannypacks]

I've never been one to hate a show's ending because two characters ended up getting together but oh my gosh this one stunk