#jade dni

[jadeshifting]

— DON’T FEEL GUILTY FOR YOUR MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME

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on “the fact that i scripted this is so embarrassing” “ew you’re y/n in your DR” “scripting for attention” “why do you have to be the center of attention in your DR” in all it’s glory, why it’s completely normal, and why you should STOP being embarrassed about it

FEELING UNIMPORTANT IN YOUR CURRENT REALITY

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current reality? sometimes it’s just not it. maybe you’re feeling like an NPC in your own life—just another face in the crowd. it sucks, but guess what? that’s the old script. shifting? it’s your big rewrite. becoming aware of an infinite amount of realities where you’re not just noticed—you’re impossible to ignore

in this reality, people might miss the little things—your killer sense of humor, your kind heart, or how you’re way smarter than people give you credit for. but in your desired reality? everyone’s clocking it. your talents, your quirks, your whole vibe—it’s finally getting the standing ovation it deserves

in your desired reality, your name stays on people’s lips. you’re the plot twist everyone’s been waiting for. no more feeling like an afterthought; you’re finally front and center, with the spotlight right where it belongs—on you. you’re no longer the underrated gem. people are lining up to appreciate everything about you, from your sharp mind to the way you light up a room. it’s not about changing who you are—it’s about stepping into a reality that actually sees you for the star you’ve always been

in a world that works so hard to devalue especially women, and brush past even the qualities you’ve worked the hardest to have, don’t let anyone make you feel bad for using the control you have to finally get the recognition, admiration, and attention you deserve

EMBODYING THE CINEMATIC ENERGY WE’VE ALWAYS IDOLIZED

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we allllll know the scene where the main girly walks into a room, and everything slows down—the music swells, heads turn, and she’s indisputably it? shifting is the awareness that you can become the star of your own cinematic masterpiece. we’ve spent our whole lives watching them, not only worshipping them ourselves, but watching everyone else worship them too—why wouldn’t we want to emulate them? stand on that pedestal ourselves? see what it feels like to be the star, rather than just a planet in it’s orbit

your life becomes a montage of iconic moments—sipping lattes at golden hour, dramatic declarations of love, perfectly-timed witty comebacks. “directed by Sofia Coppola,” with a sprinkle of “scored by Hans Zimmer.” the mundane? not in this reality. you don’t have to romanticize it, it’s effortlessly romantic regardless. every day is a movie, and you’re the lead

FEELING LIKE YOU HAVE TO EARN THEIR LOVE (after all, you’ve loved them for how long?)

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let’s talk about it—so many shifters have spent hours obsessing over their comfort characters. like, not just casually liking them, but worshipping every single thing they do. from their messy hair to their stupid one-liners to how they hold a coffee cup—clocked it all. you’ve been practically crawling through the desert for their every move, memorizing their quirks, and feeling tsunamis of emotion over the tiniest details. they yawned? perfection. they glared? iconic. they exist? life-changing. i don’t have to explain this to you, you get the picture

so when you shift your awareness to your desired reality and meet them—right in front of you? yeah, it’s a whole new ball game now. you’re face-to-face with this person you’ve basically put on a pedestal for years, and suddenly it’s like, “i’ve gotta play catch-up now?” because seriously—you’ve already poured gallons of love and energy into them, but they’re just meeting you for the first time. they don’t have the context, the fanfiction, or the Pinterest boards. they don’t know you’ve been their day-one, silently adoring them from across realities (well, depending on what you script of course. maybe they do *shrug*)

it’s completely natural to feel like you’ve gotta put in the work to even things out. you’re out here thinking, “how do I make them see me the way I see them?” through your script you’re trying to charm them, show off your personality, and make sure they fall as hard as you already have. you might feel like every move has to be flawless, like you’re auditioning for the role of Most Important Person in Their Life

gentle reminder that your comfort character isn’t just a walking aesthetic—they’re layered, real, and perfectly imperfect (which, tbh, is probably why you fell for them in the first place.) and once they catch even a glimpse of who you are, it’s game over for them. they’re gonna feel that energy you’ve been radiating for years, and it’ll be magnetic (they’re gonna be sooo glued to you you’re gonna be looking at them like they’re crazy.)

so why does it matter? at the end of the day, script whatever you want the people in your DR to feel about you, script experiences to bring you closer until your fingers fall off and your head pops—their unconditional love for you is inevitable, so why should anyone be concerned about the rest stops on the trip there?

FINALLY HAVING ACCESS TO WHAT YOU DESERVE

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let’s cut to the chase: shifting is likely the first chance you’ve ever been aware of to claim what’s always been yours. you’re not asking, you’re taking. whether it’s love, fame, adventure, or just a life that feels like a dream, shifting found you, and it’s your time to reap the rewards

this isn’t about being selfish or having a need for attention—it’s about self-love. you’ve waited long enough, played it small long enough. now, you’re stepping into a world where you don’t just survive—you thrive. no guilt, no apologies, just you living the life you’ve always deserved. main character energy? that’s your birthright, babe. go claim it

love u all immensely :^) xx

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[milessluvr]

1610 miles would allow you to see in his sketchbook n’ also you would pose for him to help him in his sketches.

1610 miles swings you up on rooftops when you’re upset and he holds you too cheer you up.

1610 miles takes you to a abandoned place to graffiti each others name.

1610 miles doesn’t like getting up early in the morning when he’s laying in bed with you.

1610 miles gets really happy when he sees you in school.

1610 miles buys matching Jordan’s for the both of you (mostly red or yellow.).

1610 miles takes naps on ft with you after school taking screenshots while you sleep.

1610 miles uses silly nicknames like pook/stink/etc.

1610 miles remembers every lil detail about you and every thing you favorite.

1610 miles loves playing video games with you letting you win if your not good at the game.

1610 miles is really good with kids and sometimes gets baby fever.

1610 miles accidentally shocks you while he sneezes😭.

42 miles wears matching hello kitty pjs with you.

42 miles would admire you while your studying on a test.

42 miles when you get your period he will try his best to comfort you any way.

42 miles FaceTimes you when he first wakes up instead texting you😒.

42 miles 1v1s you in mw2 and actually shits on you.

42 haves your birth date on the back of his phone case.

42 miles sends you the most cringest stuff on TikTok and expects you to watch it all💀.

42 miles steals your bonnet then claims it as his.

42 miles gives you the side eye when you make corny dad jokes or something 😭.

42 miles being a flex and showing you off at school or on the game.

“ I gtg ima go hang out wit my girl “

“sorry I’m having lunch with my girl “

42 miles throws paper balls at you just in case your bored in math class.

@ entox 2023

[pillowmints4lloyd]

Ninjago Actor AU!

The ironic thing is that Harumi and Lloyd's actors are best friends, to the point of seeing each other as siblings. They're like Mk and Mei.

Harumi feels absolutely horrible everytime she has to act out doing something bad to Lloyd. Lloyd finds it funny. Oh, and they're both Llorumi haters!!! Lloyd ships Greenflower and Harumi ships Lloykita.

[nessberry]

Fake I don't give a fuckers I saw you giving a fuck

[radwere]

valid reasons to be transid :

"I feel like the universe messed up by not making me x!"

"Not being x makes me extremely dysphoric :( "

"I wish my x was worse so people would take me more seriously!"

ALSO valid reasons to be transid:

"I just rlly like the vibe yknow!"

"I think x is super cool!"

point is all transid beings are totally valid no matter the reason behind why they identify like they do!!

[fingerless-glovez]

Alternatively:

And y'know what, fuck it

[nyaskitten]

On the One hand I like the idea of Lloyd being forgiving in nature and always seeing the best in others… on the Other hand, as much as I love Harumi, this girl has gotten people killed, has done a bunch of attempted murder, 2 kidnappings, terrorism w/ her biker gang, assault, funded slavery for Vengestone mining operations, and pledged her allegiance to a cause dedicated to eradicating the world. Lloyd, buddy, I love you, I love Harumi, but there are other fish in the Endless Sea I swear 😭 😭 😭

[psipaka]

Original picture just SCREAMED Karen, soooo

[muwwwsky]

homestuck beta kids & trolls height headcanons!!!

I just think that trolls grow faster and bigger than humans

YES, I MADE DAVE THE SHORTEST. FIGHT ME GRRRRRRRRRR /silly

[loverboyplural]

— JADE HARLEY THEMED LONG STIM BOARDD :33 for awesom cool friennd ben (i hvnvt finsihed homestuck hlp)

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*i wanted 2 filter th rest of the imgs to be less colorful 4 personal aesthetic reasons but im too eepy :'3

[jadeshifting]

— THINGS THAT MY BOYFRIEND DOES THAT PISS ME OFF ( in my HOGWARTS DR )

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it’s tooooo easy to put our DR on a pedestal—especially the person we love there. sometimes it takes simple day-to-day annoyances to ground us, hence this new series. while i love him to death, literally—let’s talk about the things MATTHEO RIDDLE does that drive me mad:

⋆˙⟡ when he smiles while we’re fighting. as if whatever he already did isn’t bad enough, he has the audacity to grin at me while i’m yelling at him, as though my anger is more entertaining than threatening. oooooh i’m getting heated thinking about it

⋆˙⟡ coming to my dorm in the middle of the night—or, even worse, to one of my late-night study sessions—with that “i’m bored, entertain me,” bored smirk on his face. we always end up getting into trouble when he does that. all because he’s fidgety at night and refuses to leave me alone over it

⋆˙⟡ leaving his clothes (or himself) all over my dorm and my stuff, which makes everything smell like dark chocolate and burnt wood chips—Mattheo smells amazing, but it overpowers my perfume !!

⋆˙⟡ the way he acts when he’s drunk. messy and shameless and irritable, if he’s drunk enough he gets even more belligerent when he thinks someone is flirting with me, and when he’s in a good mood he’s trying to press sweaty kisses all over my face and drag me away to a dorm or corner somewhere. leave me be

⋆˙⟡ terribly inappropriate timing. he tries to be cute and kiss me in the middle of potions class, right as Snape glances over at at us. i end up stuck in detention with him, when i was practically a victim !!

⋆˙�� when he’s in one of his moods, hexes someone and then won’t even own up to it. Mattheo will turn someone’s juice into something disgusting at the breakfast table (because they made one comment he didn’t like) and then he’ll look around all innocent. the worst part is, he’s so good at doing sneaky magic, usually i’m the only one who clocks that it was him

i got kinda mad writing this but i also weirdly miss him from it.

[jadeddangel]

KINKTOBER Mulri-Fandom

Ft: My Hero Academia, One Piece, Arcane, Hazbin Hotel, Jujutsu Kaisen

These stories are not meant for minors. If you plan on interacting, please have your age stated clearly in your blog or in your bio. Of course, I can not stop minors from reading, so I only ask that you do not interact with me or my stories. Having said that:

Get your freak on~:

Summary:Exploring your boyfriend's body is always fun, especially after missing him for so long

1:VIBRATORS/TOYS (Ft. Cyborg Franky)

Warnings:Smut,sex toys, fluff, tooth-rotting fluff, franky is completely whipped for you

2:BRAT TAMING (Ft. Dabi)

Summary:stepping all over your suprisingly swee boyfriend is all fun in games, until he snaps that is.

Warnings:Rough sex, brat taming, brief quirk use, mentions of cheating, Mean dom!dabi, sub!reader

3:SOMNOPHILIA (Ft. Law)

Summary:Due to many restless nights of your boyfriend working on paperwork and mission plans for the raid on Kaidou, Law barely has any time for you, but that's ok. He still gets to use you

Warnings:Dub-con, somnophilia, Raw sex (wrap it before you tap it), very little prep is implied, overworked!Law

4:ANAL PLAY (Ft. Rayleigh)

Summary:After spending time around rayleigh, you trust him and his expirence enough to allow him to show you wonderful using your other hole is

Warnings:Older men, mentions of cheating, Anal sex, first-time anal, buttplug, smut, younger! reader (18-20 is implied), Safe word mentionsed (not used)

5:CNC (Ft. Doflamingo)

Summary:Ever since you joined the donquixote family, there was one part of your deal you always seemed to regret

Warnings:DARK CONTENT, Manipulation, extreme overstimulation, dacraphilia (liking crying), brief mentions of somnophilia, Boderline Non-con

6:BRANDING (Ft. Sabo)

Summary:After aquiring the Mera-Mera No MI, Sabo insists on discovering everything he can do with it, along with helping you practice your haki

Warnings:Fire, mentions of blood, mentions of battles, smut, scars, fresh wounds, aftercare

7:PUBLIC SEX (Ft. Ekko)

Summary:Learning to love the thrills life could provide was just part of being a firelight, so what's wrong with indulging?

Warnings:Public sex, light spanking, mentions of getting caught, mild degradation

8:PREDATOR/PREY (Ft. Shoji)

Summary:Convincing your boyfriend to lean into his villianous side, you, a precious little hero, gets hunted through the woods

Warnings:Being "hunted", pretador play, prey play, innapropriate use of quirk, dub-con?? idk if it can be considered that, basicaly you put up a "fight"

9:CUCKING (Ft. Adam and Lute)

Summary:Adam, although a gluttonous bastard, loves seeing you fall apart for his 1st commander and girlfriend, Lute

Warnings:Adam is a warning himself, beware the lesbians ig? scissoring, mentions of a strap-on being used, cucking, being watched, wingplay, hard dom!lute, bindings mentioned

10:BONDAGE (Ft.Aizawa)

Summary:Although Shota prefers seperating home and work, when his wife is acting "villianous" he desides to treat her like one

Warnings:BDSM Dynamics, bondage, safe word mention, mean?aizawa

11:Moresome (Ft. Kiri, Tamaki, Fatgum, Tetsutetsu)

Summary:After marrying fatgum your sex life was always new and adventurous, so what's wrong with this new idea of his?

Warnings:gangbang? Tentacles, food play, head (male and female receiving), experimentation kink? Mild cucking

12:PERIOD SEX (Ft. Toga)

Summary:Toga was never bothered by blood, especially yours, so your excuses of being unable to have sex due to your period wete ignored and proved wrong

Warnings:Blood kink, blood play, oral, female receiving, knife play, biting, toga being unhinged as expected

13:MONSTER FUCKING (Ft. Jinbe)

Summary:After courting attempts from the Fishman go over your head, he decides to show you how he feels

Warnings:monster fucking obvs, non-human genitalia, mild Insecurity, nibbling

14:INTOXICATED SEX (Ft. Red-haired Shanks)

Summary:After overhearing some of your crew bring up sex was like under the influence, you trust your husband to explore it with you

Warnings:DUBCON, reader and shanks are both intoxicated, mentions of alcoholism, established relationship

15:CHOKING KINK (Ft. Tomura Shigaraki)

Summary:finally convincing tomura to indulge in his kinks despite his destructive quirk

Warnings:Choking, mentions of quirk use, bruises, biting, fingering(female receiving(

16:PHONE SEX (Ft. Portgas D. Ace)

Summary:After your boyfriend left for a mission, your transponder snail had gotten alot more use

Warnings:mild angst, mentions of death, nudes, long distance, mild paramount war spoilers

17:MUTAL MASTURBATION (Ft. Iida Tenya)

Summary:Walking in on his fiance wasn't on his list, but he may as well enjoy the show

Warnings:voyeurism, caught masterbation, established relationship, pervert!Iida

18: KNIFE PLAY (Ft. Dracule Mihawk)

Summary:After practically begging your husband for something new in the bedroom he gives in,only to find thay he too enjoys it

Warnings:light knife play, mild blood play, wound licking, established relationship, mild sadism

19:CUM PLAY (Ft. Izuku Deku Midoriya )

Summary:izuku always did have some perverted want to cover your body in his cum

Warnings:cum play, sweet talk, inappropriate use of quirk

20:FOOD PLAY (Ft. Monkey D. Luffy)

Summary:luffy loves food, and he loves you, so why not mix the two together

Warnings:Luffy being mildly stupid, food play, luffy being luffy, inappropriate devilfruit uss

21:PET PLAY (Ft. Corazon/Rosinante)

Summary:Corazon always wanted a pet as a child, and now he's gotten one, and it's perfectly trained

Warnings:Soft dom!Rosinante, pet play, "training", gags, butt plug,

22:SHIBARI (Ft. Doflamingo)

Summary:if you won't stay still then he'll make you sit still the hard way, he'll bind you, but might as well make it pretty

Warnings:extreme dub-con, manipulation, blood play, wound licking, rough sex, bondage, bdsm, humiliation

23:HUMILIATION (Ft. Jinx)

Summary:getting caught as an enforcer was often frowned upon but you just couldn't help yourself

Warnings:Humiliation, knife play, mommy kink, fingering, strap-on

24:BREATH PLAY (Ft. Smoker)

Summary:smoker always wondered if you and hun could get closer, and by using his devil fruit he sure can

Warnings:inappropriate use of devil fruit, smoke, drugs? Power imbalance

25:VOICE KINK (Ft. Shinsou)

Summary:After the world seems to be crumbling around you, a hero decides to help

Warnings:inappropriate use of quirk, dub con? Fingering,dom!Shinsou, established relationship

26:SPIT KINK (Ft. Violet )

Summary:finally your best friend from childhood is out of jail, and she just need to see you

Warnings:hard dom!VI, fingering, clit slapping,oral, mean sex

27:BODY WORSHIP (Ft. Blackleg Sanji)

Summary:as insecurities eat at you sanji is desperate to prove that stupid part of you mind wrong

Warnings:Soft dom! Sanji, gentle sex, body worship, fluff

28:THROAT FUCKING/TRAINING (Ft.Toji Fushiguro)

Summary:finally getting back into dating toji finds you and trains you to take him, ALL of him

Warnings:Rough sex, Oral, praise and degradation, throat fucking obv, corruption kink

29:BITING KINK (Ft. Bartolomew the Cannibal)

Summary:Meeting the strawhats was bartolomew's dream, but getting to sleep with one was even better

Warnings:oral, blood play, wound licking, aftercare, bart being a big fan boy, praise, worship

30:DOUBLE PENATRATION (Ft. The Vees)

Summary:being one of val's favorite actors had its perks like being able to sleep with your bosses

Warnings:The vees are a warning themselves, val being a nasty creep, face sitting and so much more that I'm sure you can assume because well it's the vees

31:HATE FUCKING (Ft. Eustass Kid)

Summary:Just cause you were on a crew he was allianced with doesn't mean he has to like you, or respect you

Warnings:Mean!Eustass, Degradation, slapping, spanking, spitting, hair pulling, biting, extremely rough sex, humiliation

[saccharine-dean]

They should have let me help with the early seasons SPN promo. I was like less than a year old but my point stands

Reference photo under the cut!

[tyrianluda]

Spy/scouts ma coded

wait that first part </3

[regretsys]

New special interest

THIS BANGER BY LSE

bought for 6 smth dollars

[iridescentshifting]

merry shiftmas!

⌗ 𝟗. snowflakes ; What are some headcannons you have about people in your dr?

it’s strange to say headcanons about people that i’m going to meet, but as far as my twst friends…

deuce and ace started dating after leona’s overblot and are trying to keep it secret! unfortunately for them, they aren’t discreet at all

epel is one of the only people in this world who understands english without a translator spell (since it was the language his grandparents spoke) so we talk smack in english all the time

jack’s hair bristles when he gets mad. sometimes he looks like a puffball

vil is transfem! she’s the one who oversees most of my beauty treatments and she takes care of me well! (she’s also a lot more chill than she is in canon? like she’s still crazy ambitious but she takes time to slow down and smell the roses sometimes)

idia is a hellenic polytheist! probably one of the only religious folks at nrc, but you can often hear him mumbling prayers to cthonic deities

pretty much everyone is autistic. deuce, riddle, jack, azul, jade, floyd, rook, idia, sebek and malleus show it the hardest but everybody’s neurodivergent somehow

the ghosts in ramshackle dorm are only three of many! they’ve lost most of their identity over the years, causing that pillsbury dough boy appearance, but most of the ghosts in the dorm remember who they are, so they keep their living shape… with some minor adjustments