#jacob is sherlock

[kkangkkangie]

HPHM Character Headcanons for my Orwell Chess story

I just made MC and Jacob the Holmes family b/c let's be honest Sherlock would 10/10 go missing in his pursuit for the Cursed Vaults.

Mycroft Holmes

certified eldest, eldest. he acc attended during the Marauders Era where he was a prefect of the Slytherin House when Snape and Lucia entered

brilliant wizen, but his professors somehow never caught on to his lazy attitude. the one student who doesn't study but gets perfect grades.

but he's in Slytherin for a reason. his ambition is to live the laziest life he can but with every privilege. acts as a sort of foil to Vincent Phantomhive, who's in the same year.

he became the unofficial parent to Lucia Moriarty with Francis Phantomhive b/c he'd be damned if the most interesting gossip went missing.

he's a natural occlumens somehow. Lucia suspects it has something to do with his super high intelligence as one needs to be able to navigate their victim's memories well to be a good legilimens.

Sherlock Holmes

he's reckless (as Jacob is within the game), but he's not careless/arrogant. every plan for the Cursed Vaults was made meticulously with his brilliance

he too is a genius like his brother and family. a natural inclination for Potions and Charms. but he's not skilled in the Mental Arts. In fact, he became good at deductions b/c he lacks in Legilimency.

has several journals that detail how to create spells like him, but no one ever really reads them b/c they're so dense. the only ever person who read them was William Moriarty (Lucia's younger brother) & he's the only person to do so

the only Ravenclaw within his siblings. he doesn't care for position or fame—he wants to know magic. it's the reason why he gets along with Lucia so much. she created magic from ancient runes and practically gave him a whole new project.

best friend is still John Watson, a fellow Gryffindor, and Molly Hooper, one yr younger Hufflepuff. They're one of the only inter-house friendship at the time surprisingly.

Violet "Viola" Holmes

the MC of HPHM & Slytherin (despite knowing that we're supposed to follow in our older brother's house).

the most magically gifted within the family, but the least intelligent (which means nothing b/c Sherlock and Mycroft is not the norm). but her brothers didn't really care about that. in fact, they were more interested in magic.

she actually resembles Sherlock more than Mycroft, which she proceeds to deny every single time like siblings do. the resemblance gets worse when she puts her hair into a ponytail like he did

her magical education was stunted b/c of Sherlock's disappearance & her parents stopped encouraging magical experiments and such, which is why she's not as up-to-date at Hogwarts.

She's actually closer in age with the Phantomhive twins as they're four years apart. she became a mentor/older sister to them (they're legally related to each other b/c Lucia was adopted into the Phantomhive family and her brothers was 'married' into the Holmes family—quite complicated).

[ib3li3v3you]

The day i stop obsessing over non canon silly gay ships is the day the universe swallows itself whole. That day is not today.

[nitttstdsdtoastd]

just so you guys know, jack and davey in an alternate universe are megamind and roxanne,

todd and neil in an alternate universe are gingerbrave and strawberry cookie

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[cippicat]

Jacob meets Sherlock Holmes

S: Sir Frye this outfit is quite ridicolous

[ken-doll-roy]

I literally don't have the patience to watch a show where there's no gay kissing ! Thinking about all the shows I used to watch where they'd convince you that there'd eventually be gay kissing but then never delivered on the gay kissing front.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2556

Nice try, though. (Dialogue from Bluey.)

[thatsmylog]

[yepthisiskay]

do we think davey would fw sherlock holmes (im projecting)

[b-plot-butch]

rotating the concept of jacob anderson as elementary!sherlock in my head

[figuerockfaeth]

they should be the sherlock and watson in a big-deal adaptation that are finally explicitly textually visually gay with each other do you see the vision

[monsieur-du-le-slut]

Something about watching Sherlock back in the days to just get queerbaited to watching Hannibal expecting to get queerbaited (and instead finding out the opposite is the case) to seeing Interview With The Vampire knowing beforehand Lestat and Louis will be as explicitly gay as possible which is just so fulfilling.

We’ve come a long way and I really love that (I do wish that we had more wlw though).

[ib3li3v3you]

Little rant session sometimes i wonder what its like for people who can enjoy things a normal amount yk. like wdym you saw saltburn and just went on with your life?? you didnt research the actors and obsess over one and watched their entire filmography and made that saltburn your entire personality? like there are shows years later i still think about and have a mini obsession over them again from time to time. Like im over here still thinking about merlin and sherlock and hannibal even tho i havent seen those shows in years. idk its a weird concept to me that things affect people differently

[loumauve]

I love them, your honour

[incorrectuksies]

jack: i said don't get clever.

davey, crossing his arms: i can't just turn it on and off like a tap.

[nonheinous-20thcentury]

[we-are-inevitable]

give me superwholock davey or give me death

RIGHT ?? i think, in order of preference, he would be a sherlock-spn-doctor who fan, but theyre like. his top three shows either way