#capslock

[myreputatioooon]

AU so we can all be in denial

Futari Wa Pretty Cure AU with doctor4t and Luxintrus as the chosen Pretty Cures

Content SMP still has it's insanity going on but it got hit with the Boring Modern AU-inator

So let's say that Lux & R4t are both engineers or something else showing of their doohickeys at the same even to gain recognition and hopefully a well or better paying job

Lux is following in her dad Arathain's footsteps but she wants to reach for the stars. He either holds a position with the event holders or is checking it out in support of his daughter and also in hopes of making connections with up and coming geniuses

Cue Arathain finding a really good explosive drill automobile by doctor4t himself who he quickly starts networking with, planning contracts with him and— he could get that Netherite he's eyeing

See there's a place in the Nether the government is eyeing for a potential boon in Ancient Debris. Debris Arathain knows is there but it's gonna be time before the government claims or sells the area to the highest bidder

Unfortunately by the time the area is snagged, Arathain will still not have his contracts with R4t finalized

So it's simple, make some calls, steal and reconstruct r4t's design, maybe pin it on someone else to be sure and he's got his debris. He'll share it with the inventor, he's an opportunist, not a bastard

It doesn't work out evident by Doctor4t showing why he isn't to be fucked around with by hiring mercenary Clownpierce to get confessions out of Arathain's co-conspirators and going after the Mason himself

Lux finds out that R4t is after their dad and is like "what the hell are you doing?" And they fight on the way to Arathain and Lux tries to stop the fight and—

Then golden chains nuke Arathain. Not fun

Luxintrus is present and they're like "R4T WHAT THE FUCK!?" and R4T can only defend himself saying he had no clue what was going on

In comes Folly, or a servant of her, saying that they've been chosen to cleanse an evil from this world, that is already taking lives—Charter

Cue the two getting their magical transformation items and learning they can only become the magical warriors destined to save the world when they're together

doctor4t — Cure Rat. The fact that people out of the never never figure out the doctor rat is the cure rat is a comedy never lost on them

Luxintrus — Cure Moth, she even grows actual moth features when transformed. And keeps the less obvious ones as a human. That's a learning curve for her

[cyanidas]

i imagine kyoko would see kokichi approaching her and just be on sight with that mf and read his ass like a book

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2598

Nooooooo. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[desultory-novice]

"I-HATE-YOU-why-I-HATE-YOU-can't-I-HATE-YOU-I-I-HATE-YOU-be-I-HATE-YOU-more-I-HATE-YOU-like-I-HATE-YOU-you!!"

"...I like you just the way you are, Marx."

-

Sorry not sorry but even without that one manga, this always has and will forever be part of Marx and Kirby's dynamic to me.

[whales-are-gay]

THE FORBIDDEN BOOK HAS BEEN OPENED

[therighthandofvengeance]

a tale told in two parts

[reddie-set-stop]

*wakes up in a cold sweat* why did he say "LETS TAKE OUR SHIRTS OFF AND KISS"

[star-pegasus]

HEY, YOU!!!

YES! YOU!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY!!! OKAY?!

[blusical]

so i went through the list of ice hockey nicknames after seeing that one post going around and I have questions. More importantly WHY DO MATTHEWS, CROSBY, OVI, DRAI, KANE AND TOEWS HAVE SO MANY NICKNAMES AND WHY ARE SEVERAL OF THEM CURSED.

Also, since when did Binnington have the nickname “Sin Binner”???

[fidjiefidjie]

Art du jour ..... un autre défilé 😉 🤗

"Bear to Bull" Holiday Parade

Source: Capslock ai

👋 Bel après-midi

[myreputatioooon]

GET HIM QUEEN!!! 👏👏👏

[campgender]

Rachel Wiley, from Nothing Is Okay (2017)

I SPENT YEARS NOT WEARING RED BECAUSE BOLD COLORS ON BIG GIRLS DRAW ATTENTION AND GOOD GIRLS DO NOT WANT ATTENTION BUT ANYWAY I AM FAT AND THEREFORE INCAPABLE OF GOODNESS

So the dress will be red

like the first time you bleed thru the back of your skirt, red fabric,

spun from the cling of an unashamed lover on a crowded street and

just as soft as their lips there are pockets made of the attic crawl

spaces of old homes for your brass knuckles and your lipstick and

photos of your grandmother feeling bold in her bikini in 1964

and it is strapless

and it can be strapless because the bust line is made from the branches

of pomegranate trees and the backbone of Atlas but with an underwire

made of the weightlessness felt in water the dress flares at the bottom

like a mermaid tail

made of fireworks

and wish-headed dandelions. The whole thing stitched with string

lights pulled straight from a Christmas tree holding

everything you ever coveted

but were denied for not being deemed worthy piled underneath

because we are worthy of wanting this dress doesn’t ask for

attention

it takes

it.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2481

Merry Christmas/Nadolig Llawen! I just feel like Shane and the Mari Lwyd would be buddies, haha.

[walks-the-ages]

Hey "coconut-pilled" people!

Did you know?

If Kamala Harris (and Joe Biden) actually cared about Palestinians and truly wanted a ceasefire, did you know the easiest way to achieve that ...

.... Is to literally halt all US Weapons shipments and halt all the billions of dollars in Military Aid the USA has been sending Israel for months and years?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they could simply stop sending billions and billions of dollars in illegal weapons that are banned as being war crimes?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they wouldn't have troops on the ground participating in massacres?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, we wouldn't be indiscriminately bombing the countries who set up blockedes to stop Israel from receiving more weapons shipments?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they could have arrested Netanyahu as a war criminal the second he landed on US soil?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they wouldn't have given him a standing ovation as they allowed him to speak to one of the highest authorities in the US in a place of honor?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they wouldn't demonize protestors against genocide by calling them "pro-terrorists"?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they wouldn't have invited Netanyahu to do a PR campaign here to begin with?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, we wouldn't be consistently vetoing every single motion the UN and ICJ put forward to make any kind of effort to end the suffering of Palestinians?

Did you know if Democrats were actually serious about stopping Israel's crimes against humanity, they would do LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN CONTINUE TO GLEEFULLY CONDONE AND SUPPORT ISRAEL'S CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY????

[whales-are-gay]

HAPPY RUBY TUESDAY.

[randomslasher]

I’m rereading the Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C Wrede because I loved them as a kid and there’s this part where a princess is lamenting that she’s not a very good princess because princess things never happen right for her (she has a wicket fairy at her christening but the fairy has a great time so she doesn’t get cursed, she gets a spinning wheel and doesn’t prick her finger, she spins straw into linen but not gold, etc.) and one of the things she mentions is being sent into the forest with bread and told to give some to anyone who asks. The second person she gives it to is a fairy in disguise but her ‘reward’ for being kind isn’t the usual “diamonds and roses fall from her lips when she speaks” but “you will never have any problems with your teeth” and as an adult reading that I’m like GIRL YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GIFT THAT IS ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME I WOULD KILL FOR PERFECT TEETH THAT DIDN’T HURT ALL THE FREAKING TIME WHAT HTE HECK