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When my brothers were younger I wanted to teach about misogynistic tropes in media without scaring them off by presenting the topic right out the gate as serious and aggressive and intimidating so I pointed out one day that movie dudes usually only ever have three motives- 1. Wife, 2. Daughter, 3. Dog.

And now whenever we watch a movie together and a dude character is about to reveal their angst backstory we take guesses if it’s gonna be 1, 2, or 3.

Which is specifically the most fun to do in bad B-list action movies because you can say “It’s a 1” as it starts and then ten minutes later the ham-fisted Macho Man Tough Guy quietly mentions being married once and you can put your hands in the air and go “AYYY IT WAS 1” like your team just scored a sportsball goal

Truthfully though I think we need more 3’s

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You heard it here!

Jk rowling's going full mask off about her hatred for the rest of the lgbtqia+ community, she said that asexuals are "fake oppressed people who tell complete strangers that they don't fancy a shag"! Excuse me then jk, i have sensory issues, and that effects me sexually too!

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Me and the other echolalia girlies hopping into voice chat

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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

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STRONG meme potential image 

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Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Not all Men are evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

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i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr

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watch the fuck out. if your freak matches well enough you’ll both disappear like in tetris

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

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Being in any fandom:

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

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Really tired of being cockblocked by the universe and then cosmically taunted about it