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[thehecattwins]

Doris, mornin'!

Any chance you might be willing to lend me some notes from yesterday's theoretical Charms class? 🙏 I got so caught up in Professor Ronen's explanations that I didn't take a single note. Now I'm unsure what the assignment even is for today! Pretty please? I'll get you anything you want from the Honeydukes next time I'm there!

The student one table over from you, J. Lee

Good morning, J!

I have them, fortunately for you. And I'm more than happy to let you go over them yourself. You don't even need to get me anything. Although, I'm not saying that it wouldn't be sweet of you.

We can meet in the library or Great Hall, if you want. That way, I could also help you. You know, in case my writing wasn't clear enough. Or if something in general didn't have enough information.

Doris Hecat

[incorrectbatfam]

Ok I need to know what's the comic book equivalent of the Kendrick/Drake beef?

[nonranghaes]

"cute."

felix giggles from across from you, head resting in his hands as he watches you. there's a milkshake between the two of you (your favorite flavor, because felix always remembers and likes to show off how much he knows you), and he's just wiped away a bit of whipped cream from your nose. his "cute" comment comes from the way you grow flustered, eyes averted as your cheeks warm.

"no, you."

another giggle. "oh? you think i'm cute?" he teases you, "i dunno... i think you're cuter."

(no one would guess that you've been dating for well over two years now. these are the things that happens when your boyfriend has decided it's been too long since he's teased you.)

"no, you." is all you can muster up again.

his eyes light up in delight, because he's already won. you know it, he knows it, yet you aren't going to say he won. you never do. "you can't uno reverse your way out of this one, my star-shine. you can't even speak right now, which i think says that you're cuter." he reaches out, gently bopping the tip of your nose. "so..."

"... no, you," you bury your face in your hands. "you're... you're cuter. stop."

his delighted evil giggles fill the air, "babyyy," he whines, "our milkshake is gonna melt."

"let it."

and he giggles again. "okay," he reaches out, taking your hands to peel them from your face. "i'll stop. you're just so easy to tease."

you take his hands, bringing his knuckles to your lips so you can plant a kiss against them. "thank you."

his eyes are still glimmering, though. "and that," he says, squishing your cheeks, "is why you're cuter."

"felix!"

[danineedshelp]

Lee V and Ler J. GRRUFFRUFFBARKBARKBARKBARKBAKRBJABEKTBD-

I was gonna render but I got lazy

Time Taken: 5 hours and 19 minutes 🙃👍

I enjoyed drawing these guys again

[radiant-fanon-maker]

Why hello my good sir *british accent*

could I request some Lee N ler J

heheheheheh yes!!!

J: You. Need. To. Be. Bold. Fo-

N: heh heh hee I-I knoww. Just get off my n-neneck!

J: I think relaxing first will help you.

N: NOHOHI Teeheehee

[gftimelordstwin]

"heeeyyyyyy~ so for no reason in particular~ is your brother single?"

"Uh… far as I’m concerned, yeah, he is."

*Stan eyed the figure approaching him, trying to keep his face neutral even though he wanted to crack up. The fact that it was a Bill Cipher— of all things— asking him this? Yeah, that was somethin’ else. Still, he kept his guard up, just in case. If memory served, this was supposed to be the ‘nice’ variant his brother had rambled on about— some kind of witch, apparently. Lee never caught all the details; it was hard to keep up when Ford talked a mile a minute.*

"Why? You interested or somethin’?"

*His expression shifted into a grin, eyebrow arched as he let the teasing edge slip into his voice. If this Bill really was as harmless as Ford claimed, might as well have a little fun with it.*

[hikarry]

Spencer, bro, I just had a fucking epiphany

Ineffable Husbands Adventure Time AU but fuck Finn: Focus on Marcel Lee and Prince Bubblegum! Crowley has the vampire demon that plays guitar and Aziraphale as the fussy smart scientist prince!

It's fucking perfect!

PLEASE WRITE IT

Even if it's just a one shot, I'll be forever grateful

Omg, my fucking childhood! Right there!

I'm not sure I'm gonna write it, but bro, we deserve some fanart of this idea

Like, Ineffable Husband Adventure Time style, but make it Marshall and Prince Bubblegum! Please please please someone draw this!

[minisugakoobies]

Don't send me down this path, thinking about Romeo!Felix… I do not need to sit here today and dream about him at the party, falling in love with Juliet!Reader at first sight, their eyes meeting, a slow smile spreading across his face…

…

…

fuck.

[giggly-squiggily]

Got any lee!chigiri headcanons or the punk haired dude in your profile in honor of the new theme?

The way I read this and said "Who are you calling a punk?" I can't read this late kjarejkejkr Jin I adore you and you're absolutely right Kurama's hair does got that 90's punk look! I'm a bit sleep deprived but hell yeah! >:D I've got both!

{I'm gonna do like- three each for now but believe in me when I say I have THOUGHTS to share when I'm not sleepy}

Lee!Chigiri (This gif makes me laugh so much)

-His knees are without question his worst spot. Even threatening to tickle him there makes him squeak and curl up. You know the egg crack thing? Yeah, he's gone. Deceased. RIT (rest in tickles) Chigiri Hyoma, he had a good life and a good run in soccer before the team wrecked him.

-He's stupid shy when tickled; he'd much rather hide in his hands than defend his tickle spots making him an easy target for antics. It's not surprising to find him burying his face into someone's shoulder or falling against them entirely in hopes of hiding away.

-Oh, you know what? His chin's ticklish! I've decided that now and I'm pleased with the thought. It's hard to get cause like- he'll bite you. (No literally. Isagi did it as a joke and Chigiri bit his thumb aijrjeajrkejk) You know that old video "Charlie bit me"? They quote that at him when tickling him now and Chigiri is lowkey over it. (But he also loves the attention so he lets it be- what who said that?)

Lee!Kurama (My literal husband god I love him so much)

-Very rarely a lee unless he decides to be one or Hiei gets the upper hand; Kurama is the unofficial tickle monster of the group (Kuwabara calls himself the official tickle monster and Kurama doesn't have the heart to take that away from him) so when he DOES get tickled it makes him so happy? It makes him feel less "Ancient demon among a group of sillies" and more "one of the guys".

-His legs are TERRIBLE. Ducky and I yelled about this already but HIS LEGS. Thighs especially- Kurama cannot handle it if you squeeze them even gently. He automatically grabs at hands with a slightly stiff smile and a giggly "Wahait- hold on!" He's ticklish in different places too but like- his legs are guaranteed death spots.

-Kurama's laugh is so unexpected? He tries to keep it like his usual laugh; soft and kinda airy, lots of "hmhmhmhmhmhm!" But if you get his bad spots it's so FUNNY. You know those laughing fox videos? That's him. Yusuke and Kuwabara damn near lost it when they heard it the first time. Some even say Hiei cracked a grin. The redhead claims up and down he hates it but like- it makes his friends happy so yeah akjrejarjkeajkr

[imblocking-you]

IM BAWLING THEIR FAMILY DYNAMICS MAKE ME GO SOFT RKDNDKSM

[toadallytickles]

U legally have to be bullied to cancel out the horrendous crimes u committed against me and cece yesterday 😪

Oh~? So all is forgiven if I get bullied~? :)c

That means I can continue “such horrendous acts and crimes” against you and Cece @yourlittlettoy forever and ever.. ah, just what you both want~. 😌

[shukakumoodboard]

kellllll I'm sleep deprived and bored lets talk fandom nonsense:

5 and 24 bc those are the most provocative shall we say questions

o boy i lov me some provocative fandom nonsense lets fuckgin GOAUR

5. worst discord server and why

ok i hate to be so boring on such a fun question but i have no personal answer for this :') the only servers i'm ever active in i have no problems with, and i think i'm very loud about the fact the gaalee discord is the highlight of my daily life lmao

so i shall simply say refer to this post because that's clearly the worst one :)

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

god. top/bottom discourse. shut the fuck up. shut the Fuck UP i am putting every single one of u who actually gets shitty about that in the water hissing-frog style. i've talked about this before in the gaalee context, but to continue on my soapbox of rage: every time i see someone have a strong opinion on top/bottom for gaalee, the one they assign to bottom is also like, force-feminised in their headcanons in a way i think is honestly just. yuck. this is, i think, worse for gaara in recent fandom imo, where gaara gets woobified into this effeminate blushing ahegao face guy and lee gets like machoed in a way that just isn't realistic to his character. and then the vice versa always makes gaara some fuckin' yandere and lee a simpering weakling which is also like. what show did u watch.

and this is wildly magnified when one of them is trans headcanoned. i'm not even gonna get into that here because i will blow up over it

of COURSE--one or the other topping or bottoming doesn't necessitate this, there's TONS of fic and art that do such a fantastic job balancing the various "roles" without also boxing the lads into weirdly heternormative gender stereotypes. ur shipping the ninja president and a dude who can run at the speed of light and punch through a meteor. why are you butchering their characters like this

bro what if got asked every single question on this list

[leemontoast]

I never was a fan of the internet She never felt that safe in her own head We both hate the news There for the grace of God goes you Smiling when I ask if she's bored yet We wonder if we took it too far Both taste confused Darling, what am I to do? I'd like to think that I'm The only guy she'll see tonight You can call me what you like As long as you call me And you could kiss the skin from my lips If it makes you feel good I'm not sure if you want it Not sure if you need me too And you can taste the beer On every guy who talks to you But you can't stay awake forever No, you can't stay awakе forever

And so I find myself in your mum's bedroom Fighting with the pink roller blinds It's on pay-per-view Just place your bets on who's lost their mind You take a pirouette under duvet set You sigh with perfect pitch and with time I'm not made for you But what else is new? Oh Lord, she tells me that it's nothing I really hope it's nothing And you can kiss the skin from my lips If it makes you feel good I'm not sure if you want it Not sure if you need me too And you can taste the beer On every guy who talks to you But you can't stay awake forever No, you can't stay awake forever

This just in I am a total fucking dumbass And I've come to the uncomfortable conclusion I'll be spending the rest of my life in a state of constant paranoia Just let me follow you And I'll proceed to bang my head on every doorway And door frame you see suitable for us to go through And I've found that the road to happiness is paved With rows and rows Of very tempting parking spaces I'm not paranoid, I'm a realist I know you're gonna kill me! And you can kiss the skin from my lips If it makes you feel good I'm not sure if you want it Not sure if you need me too And you can taste the beer On every guy who talks to you But you can't stay awake forever No, you can't stay awake forever And you can kiss the skin from my lips If it makes you feel good I'm not sure if you want it Not sure if you need me too And you can taste the beer On every guy who talks to you But you can't stay awake forever No, you can't stay awake forever

@multigrainbreadbread

[gokkyfanboy]

[climbing-starrs]

i feel like nimura furuta and yut-lung lee would be besties if they were put in the same universe

[radiant-fanon-maker]

I had an idea for MD Request. So Maid V was known N is ticklish before Cyn knows. So imagine they read the book at the Library book and V tickles N, while Tessa and J shush Them to be quiet at the Library or Tessa's parents will find out.

Hhhhh they are adorable!!

And I'm happy to draw Tessa in a proper form for the first time ^-^

N: EEEE I love this book. Dogs are so amazing. I'm happy you are letting me show you this!

V: I see why. It's fun learning about those fluffy pets. But, I'd be happy reading anything with you.

V [Mind]: wait

...

V: Well! Uh! No horror! So no idea-

N: Heh heh V...

V: OH! You're ticklish?

V: You get so happy, yet you barely laugh so loud?

N: Ha hee hee tee hee

Tessa: Uh [oh]...

J: Guys, shush! You'll bother [corporate]!

V: No. Nom Nom Nom

N: NOHO STAHAP TEEHEE!!