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instead of 'truth is stranger than fiction' i bring to you 'truth feels like bad writing'
#according#to#all#known#laws#of#aviation#should#there#is#no#way#a#be#able to#b#fly#its wings are too small#to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees#dont care#what humans#think#impossible
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So I've seen some MLP DP crossovers but hear me out-
Danny's ghost form as a Changeling. Changeling-esque ghosts.
#my art#danny phantom#danny phantom crossover#danny fenton#mlp#mlp crossover#mlp au#mlp x dp#dp x mlp#If the sketch is too light#Danny's mark is a crescent moon with a small sun/star#Yes he's a pegasus & yes his wings are all broken- he got electrocuted!#Sam is definitely a unicorn#earth pony Tucker but the scepter formed red-energy horn & wings while he was under its control#Does this mean Tucker was alicorn in a past life? maybe yeah#Jack is an earth pony & Maddie is a pegasus#Jazz is also an earth pony#Vlad is a unicorn#might sketch them later
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The sillies!! Might gonna change Demon Laios' design later and I still need a name for whatever this AU is
#dungeon meshi#delicous in dungeon#dungeon meshi AU#au#winged lion#art#fanart#doodles#digital art#what do I call this#Some people thought that it was manipulating Laios in the comic but no it legit wanted to be human#ive got a short comic in mind to explain out its reasoning why#But it sorta doesnt care what happens to Laios in the meantime so ermm#As you can see Demon Laios is in fact getting confused by his multiple heads#He also has trouble keeping a complicated form because his small human mind isnt built for keeping track of so much#When he was transformed into a monster by the winged lion in cannon his mind was warped too to accommodate#but he doesnt get that here....... so uhhh he might not be OK long term!!#I dont have anything particularly planned out rn#Mostly just vague ideas#dungeon meshi spoilers
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
#uesp#the elder scrolls#lore#daggerfall#legends#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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still 2024 for me but im posting this early cause i will not finish a whole art in time for new years expect art around 4am or sum shit
#artwork#art#creepypasta#digital art#jeff the killer#jeffery woods#jeff the killer creepypasta#doodles#new year#new years eve#new years 2025#happy new year#last long ass tag of 2024 feeling silly i wonder if i can fill a whole entire paragraph in this one tag hmmmmmmmmmmm what if#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.
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It was late into the night and Renee was back at the station. She needed to find the problem with Vincent's phone and why his messages didn't send. Renee relayed all the information Vincent told her and he emphasised using the hospital wifi. They figured his phone was hacked this way and someone was spying on him, preventing him from making calls or messages. With the cyber security knowledge of Captain Vazquez, they tracked the IP address of the device used to intercept Vincent's phone. And the location was Strangerville.
Now Renee had all sorts of thoughts in her head. Despite it being late at night, she found the whole process fascinating. And all the links to Strangerville. The police may be the only way to uncover more about the place and find out what the hell is going on there. Perhaps she should switch from her history course to criminology and become a detective. Yes, she will do that. Renee doesn't like history as much as she did anyway and she liked the idea of solving crimes.
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#postcard legacy#postcard gen 3#billy reichmann#renee reichmann#kali vazquez#i know nothing about hackers and police tracking im just winging it#its sims anyways doesnt have to be fully realistic whatever makes sense for the story imo! they hacked paytons too#but i didnt write it up there#i linked intercept to that post#bc of hackers intercepting a device not like a kidnapping 'intercept'#i was trying to mislead everyone there on purpose to make you#think vincent was caught and disappeared like that!!! i love my plot#now the barista and bodyguard links to everything and strangerville#all these small clues 😏 and im not following this generations rules entirely im making my own twists to everything 😏
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eepy ahh
#osc#osc art#object shows#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#tpot#bfdi#tpot tennis ball#tennis ball bfb#bfb tennis ball#tengolf#tennis ball bfdi#bfdi tennis ball#golf ball bfb#bfb golf ball#bfdi golf ball#golf ball bfdi#tpot golf ball#theyre so cute#tb would prolly be a good cushion#hes fuzzy right#how long can a tag be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
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you know i really respect how completely irredeemable he is. love how everyone hates him. absolute complete bastard vampire
#arknights#my art#my post#arknights logos#sanguinarch#laqeramaline#bottom 2 are what my usual sanguinarch doodles look like.#one was a rq but its really too funny to not show. i keep laughing at it#i have a lot more art/doodles of everyone here but i don't like dumping everything onto my tumblr#drew laqeramaline's wings bigger because i think its sad how small and thin they are compared to logos'. i want them to match#if you look between hers and logos' sprite they have some differences that i find interesting. logos' hair is like. a bit more gray#their wings look completely different- logos' eyes are pinker and laqeramaline's ears are massive
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enjoy your stay!
#w101#wizard101#w101 fandom#wizard101 fandom#dasein#sal art#finally did a full-body piece of his post-canon fit for his and aedan's verse!#in their canon things go a bit differently at the end of novus#which means wallaru doesnt happen#so for a while dasein just kept his Pajamas Form (the blue smokey one)#but i decided that was more of an interim look than anything else and he needed something a little more permanent#and made this one!#right side crystal-esque pattern of his outfit is mostly based on the aeon armor#as is the blobby bits on his sleeves (which move!) and his rings (which mimic the gems on the hands on the back of the robes)#(since as far as im concerned he created the aeon gear and the hands are meant to be him literally 'having our back' so theyre His hands)#left side is based on both his canon post-wallaru fit as well as the gmod missing texture pattern#its a little too small to see but he has a collar chain that's got little eyes as the pins :]#he keeps the blue-grey color but gets his wings back and also isn't constantly shifting anymore#and he also keeps the old one's converse those are a permanent fixture--#the little eye fellas are like scouts/messengers and let him keep track of multiple parts of novus at once#without getting too overwhelmed#sighhh i could talk about this guy forever#one day i'll actually finish his and aedan's fic
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May I request a hug from fake pep?
why, certainly! my good boy's always available to give big loving hugs!
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.... now, anyways, since i've got you here...
care to tell the class who sent me the entirety of Color Of The Sky/Bee Movie in my asks?
#the Fake Peppino will be keeping you in a hug stronghold until i've finished scrolling through it by the way.#.... which. could take a few days. get comfortable my friend.#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#according to all known laws of aviation a Fake Peppino should not be able to fly. its wings are far too small
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new Siwon doodle (OC)... I think I finally figured out how I want to draw his hair😳 I like how this came out hehe...🐶 excited bc i was able to solidify his design more...!!🥹
#wanted to bring back some of the cuteness from my initial drawing of him...#but implement some of the changes he's had since then... i think I succeeded YAY ^__^🧡#i think i finally struck a good balance btwn curly and straight w his hair...#and fluffy and soft... but not too fluffy that its like way too big??#i also got rid of the mullet (longer hair on neck) for sure... imagine that its p short in the back#i used to draw his hair poking out under his ears but got rid of that#also happy bc his hair doesnt look too similar to how i draw milk cookie KDJS that was bothering me a lil... phew#some more small changes:#slightly thicker eyebrows#as well as a more solidified eye shape (eyelash wings/sharp ends)#+ made his base skin hair and eye color imperceptibly darker#+ incorporated the larger frame that ive been drawing him with lately KFJSKD#he rly underwent detwinkification ig...#milkcookiefication...#my art#OC#baek siwon
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NARRATOR:
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws of aviation,
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there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
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Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
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because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
and ive always said that
#'its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground'#WHY ARE WE BODY SHAMING BEES#made me laugh tho#cant even lie#but i think i get the overal message here#message received☎️#anonymous
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Physical media is forever (Patreon)
#Doodles#Helix#Max Vyer#Dexter Favin#Vent#I'm trying to remember the last time I made a fandom vent rather than my sona.... Probably Vargas-something#*continues to project onto Max* He really is just like me fr#Probably pretty obvious what this is in reference to - turned a bit more malicious and intentional here#Something something it's easier to be angry at a source of intention than to be sad about coincidental bad luck#I'm not about to be thankful for a bad thing happening but the fallout thereof Is interesting in its own right#Like how this probably wouldn't have crossed my mind elsewise - nor would I have started and finished it all in one big sprint#Not much else I could do except get some of the feelings Out#Ft. some of the thoughts I had - self arguments to try to minimize(?) the hurt#Especially of just recreating it since so much of it was my thoughts - Max's dreams are just his subconscious right? Haha#But when you build something over the course of years there's these subtle builds that divorce Then from Now#Not to mention whatever stimuli at the time - if Max's life coincided with specific dreams and both are never repeated#One thing that I think about a lot - ironically haha - is that you only get to experience A Thing for the first time Once#You are then forever changed even if just in some small way - an action that can never be unactioned#Even otherwise recreating the perfect set of circumstances just won't produce the same outcome#It all threads into my thoughts on Legacy as well - if what we leave behind ceases to be - if our butterfly wings are blown out#It could happen at any point - posthumously or while we're still here - and how much does that change in the long run?#It's an interestingly depressing thought haha#It's also part of why I double down on art so so so much - a language that cuts to the core of me#Every picture worth 1000 words - hopefully enough to make up for however many lost (I did a rough estimate and it would've been ~380k)#Somewhere in there are the feelings that lost their voice - were big and loud enough to immortalize in graphite on paper#Scanned and uploaded and maybe even downloaded elsewhere in the world - preserved fourfold in a way a single file on a single computer isn't#Even if one is destroyed it's somewhere else; the danger of only having one copy a kind of trust in program or physicality but no guarantee#Thoughts and thoughts and thoughts - also part of why I tag to tag limit so often I want them saved somewhere outside myself#Seems silly to talk about the art too but I have thoughts there as well haha - like of Madame Vyer asking for Dex's lighter#Dex holding Max back - to protect him from the damage while forcing him to confront it cruelty cruelty
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"Can he fly?" He can kind of hover. And fall very slowly.
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Looking at my notes i realized i have both made nightmare a cannibal and maybe a little too fucked up
#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmares gang#nightmare!sans#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.#Ooh#black and yellow!#Let's shake it up a little.#Barry! Breakfast is ready!#Coming!#Hang on a second.#Hello?#Barry?#Adam?#Can you believe this is happening?#I can't.#I'll pick you up.#Looking sharp.#Use the stairs
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Kaiju-Lantern Catastrophe
Uhhh
#wip I'll never finish#i regret everything#skyscraper softie au#heheheheh... he looks like the ender dragon oops#i feel like this needs a trigger tag.#pregnancy#mpreg#???????????????????????#not literally but symbolically. i guess. it's just his core in there but like. if you know you know.#body horror#that might be it yeah.#ultimately I don't think the worst would come to pass because he'd be let out or he'd twist the lid from the inside.#but in the meantime it's like oh shit. either I'm gonna die or we're gonna need more numbers. or both.#kaiju-squito season inbound#who would win#unfathomable numbers of eldritch nightmares#or one pickle-holdy boi#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
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