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instead of 'truth is stranger than fiction' i bring to you 'truth feels like bad writing'
#according#to#all#known#laws#of#aviation#should#there#is#no#way#a#be#able to#b#fly#its wings are too small#to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees#dont care#what humans#think#impossible
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So I've seen some MLP DP crossovers but hear me out-
Danny's ghost form as a Changeling. Changeling-esque ghosts.
#my art#danny phantom#danny phantom crossover#danny fenton#mlp#mlp crossover#mlp au#mlp x dp#dp x mlp#If the sketch is too light#Danny's mark is a crescent moon with a small sun/star#Yes he's a pegasus & yes his wings are all broken- he got electrocuted!#Sam is definitely a unicorn#earth pony Tucker but the scepter formed red-energy horn & wings while he was under its control#Does this mean Tucker was alicorn in a past life? maybe yeah#Jack is an earth pony & Maddie is a pegasus#Jazz is also an earth pony#Vlad is a unicorn#might sketch them later
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The sillies!! Might gonna change Demon Laios' design later and I still need a name for whatever this AU is
#dungeon meshi#delicous in dungeon#dungeon meshi AU#au#winged lion#art#fanart#doodles#digital art#what do I call this#Some people thought that it was manipulating Laios in the comic but no it legit wanted to be human#ive got a short comic in mind to explain out its reasoning why#But it sorta doesnt care what happens to Laios in the meantime so ermm#As you can see Demon Laios is in fact getting confused by his multiple heads#He also has trouble keeping a complicated form because his small human mind isnt built for keeping track of so much#When he was transformed into a monster by the winged lion in cannon his mind was warped too to accommodate#but he doesnt get that here....... so uhhh he might not be OK long term!!#I dont have anything particularly planned out rn#Mostly just vague ideas#dungeon meshi spoilers
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
#uesp#the elder scrolls#lore#daggerfall#legends#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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"Aww, who made you cry princess?"
They whisper with their fingers down my throat, their hand around my neck and their strap deep inside me.
#wlw nsft#lesbian is me#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#lesbian#i have a bunch of these in my drafts idk when to post them so im just eyeballing#i wonder how long tags can be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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It was late into the night and Renee was back at the station. She needed to find the problem with Vincent's phone and why his messages didn't send. Renee relayed all the information Vincent told her and he emphasised using the hospital wifi. They figured his phone was hacked this way and someone was spying on him, preventing him from making calls or messages. With the cyber security knowledge of Captain Vazquez, they tracked the IP address of the device used to intercept Vincent's phone. And the location was Strangerville.
Now Renee had all sorts of thoughts in her head. Despite it being late at night, she found the whole process fascinating. And all the links to Strangerville. The police may be the only way to uncover more about the place and find out what the hell is going on there. Perhaps she should switch from her history course to criminology and become a detective. Yes, she will do that. Renee doesn't like history as much as she did anyway and she liked the idea of solving crimes.
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#postcard legacy#postcard gen 3#billy reichmann#renee reichmann#kali vazquez#i know nothing about hackers and police tracking im just winging it#its sims anyways doesnt have to be fully realistic whatever makes sense for the story imo! they hacked paytons too#but i didnt write it up there#i linked intercept to that post#bc of hackers intercepting a device not like a kidnapping 'intercept'#i was trying to mislead everyone there on purpose to make you#think vincent was caught and disappeared like that!!! i love my plot#now the barista and bodyguard links to everything and strangerville#all these small clues 😏 and im not following this generations rules entirely im making my own twists to everything 😏
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eepy ahh
#osc#osc art#object shows#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#tpot#bfdi#tpot tennis ball#tennis ball bfb#bfb tennis ball#tengolf#tennis ball bfdi#bfdi tennis ball#golf ball bfb#bfb golf ball#bfdi golf ball#golf ball bfdi#tpot golf ball#theyre so cute#tb would prolly be a good cushion#hes fuzzy right#how long can a tag be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
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enjoy your stay!
#w101#wizard101#w101 fandom#wizard101 fandom#dasein#sal art#finally did a full-body piece of his post-canon fit for his and aedan's verse!#in their canon things go a bit differently at the end of novus#which means wallaru doesnt happen#so for a while dasein just kept his Pajamas Form (the blue smokey one)#but i decided that was more of an interim look than anything else and he needed something a little more permanent#and made this one!#right side crystal-esque pattern of his outfit is mostly based on the aeon armor#as is the blobby bits on his sleeves (which move!) and his rings (which mimic the gems on the hands on the back of the robes)#(since as far as im concerned he created the aeon gear and the hands are meant to be him literally 'having our back' so theyre His hands)#left side is based on both his canon post-wallaru fit as well as the gmod missing texture pattern#its a little too small to see but he has a collar chain that's got little eyes as the pins :]#he keeps the blue-grey color but gets his wings back and also isn't constantly shifting anymore#and he also keeps the old one's converse those are a permanent fixture--#the little eye fellas are like scouts/messengers and let him keep track of multiple parts of novus at once#without getting too overwhelmed#sighhh i could talk about this guy forever#one day i'll actually finish his and aedan's fic
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May I request a hug from fake pep?
why, certainly! my good boy's always available to give big loving hugs!
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.... now, anyways, since i've got you here...
care to tell the class who sent me the entirety of Color Of The Sky/Bee Movie in my asks?
#the Fake Peppino will be keeping you in a hug stronghold until i've finished scrolling through it by the way.#.... which. could take a few days. get comfortable my friend.#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#according to all known laws of aviation a Fake Peppino should not be able to fly. its wings are far too small
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My god I actually managed to finish this
#gabriel ultrakill#v1#v1 ultrakill#doomguy#minos ultrakill#ultrakill#id tag samuel hayden and v2 but theyre pretty small#listen... i love helmetless gabriel headcanons but i also love eyes and rings and wings and#an angel so beautiful that you dare not look at it#because if you do youd find that its perhaps too much to bear#yadda yadda stuff like that#my art#fanart#*plays with gabriel's ring head like a fidget toy*#v1 being a little fucker as it should
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new Siwon doodle (OC)... I think I finally figured out how I want to draw his hair😳 I like how this came out hehe...🐶 excited bc i was able to solidify his design more...!!🥹
#wanted to bring back some of the cuteness from my initial drawing of him...#but implement some of the changes he's had since then... i think I succeeded YAY ^__^🧡#i think i finally struck a good balance btwn curly and straight w his hair...#and fluffy and soft... but not too fluffy that its like way too big??#i also got rid of the mullet (longer hair on neck) for sure... imagine that its p short in the back#i used to draw his hair poking out under his ears but got rid of that#also happy bc his hair doesnt look too similar to how i draw milk cookie KDJS that was bothering me a lil... phew#some more small changes:#slightly thicker eyebrows#as well as a more solidified eye shape (eyelash wings/sharp ends)#+ made his base skin hair and eye color imperceptibly darker#+ incorporated the larger frame that ive been drawing him with lately KFJSKD#he rly underwent detwinkification ig...#milkcookiefication...#my art#OC#baek siwon
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NARRATOR:
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws of aviation,
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there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
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Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
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because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
and ive always said that
#'its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground'#WHY ARE WE BODY SHAMING BEES#made me laugh tho#cant even lie#but i think i get the overal message here#message received☎️#anonymous
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steps up 2 the mic. silkmoth angela. discuss
#<- buggyifying her because i think itd be funny to subject her to bugqui#piktalk#something something theres Some sorta symbolism there but i gotta buffer about it#its not a huge part of anything or anything but the 'wings too small to fly' thing means something . 2 me.#catch my ass giving that to so many characters. wings as a half-realized symbol yet completely nonfunctional in the eyes of--#--what wings are typically seen as meaning.#love a character that threat displays like an owl yet is ultimately flightless.#thinks abt falin. anyway. (<- that also is a barely anything due to my having Not Finished Reading but it MEANS. to ME.)
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impulsive slugcat design go. this is clouddancer, its wings arent big enough and never will be - they're just kind of there. a sona of sorts, i suppose?
#rain world#rainworld#rain world art#slugcat#slugcat oc#rain world oc#sunpool's colorful skies#cant believe aerie is projecting its phantom wings being too small to fly onto a slugcat. look at what we're doing#artnomalous#oc tag: [clouddancer]
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"Can he fly?" He can kind of hover. And fall very slowly.
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Looking at my notes i realized i have both made nightmare a cannibal and maybe a little too fucked up
#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmares gang#nightmare!sans#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.#Ooh#black and yellow!#Let's shake it up a little.#Barry! Breakfast is ready!#Coming!#Hang on a second.#Hello?#Barry?#Adam?#Can you believe this is happening?#I can't.#I'll pick you up.#Looking sharp.#Use the stairs
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