#i regret everything

[apendice-chileno]

Poolvertober - Log1

[minimarvelh]

Tony, introducing to the Avengers : this is Peter, he’s 5

Peter: mr. Stark!!! I’m FIFTEEN!

Tony: he is in a preschool.

Peter, blushing like a tomato: highschool, Mr. Stark, HIGHSCHOOL.

Steve, smiling: nice to meet you, Peter. What do you study in school in these days?

Peter: We-

Tony: they play toys and have a good playtime. Now excuse us, we need to get done with our Lego set.

Peter *died from embarrassment*

[y2kbugs]

Presidental debate and Sam and Max annoucnement on the same day?

Worst thing I may have drawn.

[proth-blog]

I love pain 👍👍💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Im adding m-preg and mask-preg to my awfull digital foot print....i regret my choises.....

[gatoburr0]

I’m gonna cry myself to sleep after this

[celesterayel]

ikk lukes the villain and whatever but atp its the casting directors fault, rick knew what was going to happen. you mean to tell me, your gonna dangle a cute hot mf with dimples and curly dark hair in front of me and just expect me not to cave? im weak!!!!! i literally simped over this cutie during his diary of a future president period bc teenage me knew what was up, i regret nothing sorry Percy bby and Annie my love <33333

[moniquegibaeu]

Idk I made this when I was half asleep

It was funnier in my head

[baunenam]

The Papa Cmedic AU comic (page 1)

[next]

good lord i shouldn't have made this a full-colored comic

[zagreusapollyon]

"Do you think it'll stop one day?" Percy asked of him one day, breaking the comfortable silence they both basked in.

Poseidon tilted his head toward his child, raising his eyebrow as Percy laid down on the wooden floor of the dock.

"What, little one?" He questions the boy back, his tone curious and fond.

His son sighs softly, splashing around the water with his feet. He looks up at the lavender-toned dawn, stars shining across the heavens like a divine pattern on the fabric of the world.

"The suffering. The constant struggle for a losing battle where I can never win." The boy says, the reflection of the stars in his eyes, like a swirling galaxy of miracles and wonder.

Poseidon stills.

He slowly turns to his son and closes his eyes as he breaths out his words.

"I'm sorry." He apologizes.

"Don't be," Percy says back, his voice firm but soft. "It's not your fault, and neither it is mine. I'm not blaming you for loving me enough to make my existence a reality."

Poseidon opens his eyes, his gaze filled with sadness.

"Then what can I do?" Poseidon whispers desperately. "Whisk you away to be my side? Keep you chained to this land by immortalizing your body and destroying your soul? You wouldn't want any of that. I am a god and yet I can do nothing to aid you with your pain." He finishes, falling silent as angry waves crash upon the shore and stormy clouds cover the sky like curtains.

Percy glances at the crashing waves on the horizon, at the dark ocean that stretches to eternity and beyond.

"I don't know. And it's okay for you to not know either." Percy says calmly.

"Just be here for me until I won't be here at all."

And wait until comes forth the inevitable end.

[moony-mars-bars]

James "fight or flight,I'd rather die than have to cry in front of you..." Potter and Regulus "fight or flight I'd rather lie than have to tell you I'm in love with you..." Black..

[violetbutterflix]

Baby, I need to know, mmm (Yea, need to know)

Character: Satoru Gojo

Warnings: boobjob, blowjob, gojo cries and whimpers, reader and gojo are dating.

☆Your boyfriend has been eating a lot of sweets lately. He's so addicted to them that you're concerned about his health. You have an easy solution for his addiction: simply give him a new kind of sweetness—yourself instead.

(This is my first time writing smut so please go easy on me guys)

You've been dating Gojo for a few years, and the relationship is great. He buys you a lot of things you've always wanted; he loves to spoil you with love and desserts—oh, especially desserts. Given his sweet tooth, it's no surprise that he buys an extremely large amount, to the point where the pantry in the penthouse is filled with sweets: macarons, cookies, chocolate, and enough more to stock a bakery. It's concerning how quickly he can consume such large quantities.

"Satoru Gojo," you sigh, looking at your boyfriend with a frown. "This is the fourth time this week I've caught you eating cheesecake."

Your boyfriend with a spoonful of cheesecake, looks at you innocently as if he hasn't done anything wrong. "Mmmm, you mad that you didn't get a taste? Sorry, this one is mine."

A playful smirk appears on his handsome face as if he's challenging you to make him change his mind. He's so cocky and confident of himself that you swear you will wipe that shit off.

"Do you not care about cavities? No more sweets this week.”

Does he think that just because he's the strongest, you have to put up with his teasing and he can easily get away with this? Perhaps it's time to put him in his place.

"Nah, I'll simply replace all of my teeth, baby." He doesn't seem to be scared of your warning, rather amused by it.

“You’ll be fine.”

"What? No, I won't be fine—”

Before Gojo can finish his dramatic whining, you quickly press your lips against his in an aggressive way. Gojo's eyes widen at your sudden move. A soft pink hue paints his cheeks as you lick his bottom lip, tasting the remnants of the cheesecake. In that moment, Gojo melts into you, his body craving more of you immediately. His hand wraps around your waist while his other hand finds its way to your back, gently pulling you closer to him as he returns the kiss with more passion.

You take the chance while his guard is down, taking the plate of cheesecake from his hands and placing it on the bedside table. Your hand cups his cheek, caressing his silky smooth skin, making you want to kiss him every day until he's covered with nothing but your kisses. Your free hand travels down to his white t-shirt, roaming over his muscular chest, abs, hips, and stops when it reaches his crotch. You break the kiss, leaving him breathless and whining about how much he wants you through a disappointed look.

You can feel the growing bulge in his tight black pants in the palm of your hand as you slowly rub it. “Aww, look at you. We just got started.”

Gojo can’t even think straight anymore; his bulge against the fabric has started to get really uncomfortable for him, and the addition of your hand around it doesn’t even help at all. “[Reader]...please.”

“Please what, Satoru? Use your words. Baby, I need to know.”

The words seem to be stuck in his throat as his eyes flutter closed, trying to finish his sentence. “Please..mph…touch me.”

You hum, leaning down to unbuckle his belt and pull his pants down to his thighs, followed by the boxers. His free thick cock is right in front of your face, making you drool over it. You swallow your saliva, trying not to rush this moment. Your hands are back to yourself to assist you lifting your shirt over your shoulders, letting him see a nice view of your boobs.

“Fuck…[Reader]...No bra, huh?”

Gojo swears that his breath is being taken away by the sight of you. How can you look so beautiful and perfect like this? That alone turns him on even more.

When you drop kisses on the tip, Gojo loses it completely. He whines, practically begging you for more. “[Reader], please…ngh…need you so bad.”

You parted your lips, taking his entire cock inside your mouth. Your tongue slowly swirls around his thick cock in circular movements as you caress his balls. Gojo’s head slams back against the bed headboard, and his gaze never leaves yours. His hand settles on your head, gripping a handful of your hair in a gentle way to keep his balance before he falls apart even more. Your hands leave his balls, using them to rub your breasts against his cock. The way your soft and squishy breasts sandwich his cock makes him choke on his own saliva.

“Fuck…You’re doing so good, [Reader]...mph…ah..”He whimpers loudly; his grip tightens your hair, but not enough to hurt you. His back arches as he cries out your name in pleasure, feeling even more weak and vulnerable as time passes by. You continue to suck his cock rapidly, and it builds the pleasure up to his brain. His pre-cum is leaking out on your tongue, coming down to your throat.

The looks you give him as you suck him off make his body tremble, and his breath sticks in his throat. His eyes are getting blurry, tears rolling down out of the corner of his eyes as he cums inside your mouth. Your cheeks are filled with his hot cum, causing you to moan his name with your eyes rolling back to your head. Once your lips leave his cock, you stick your tongue out to show Gojo his cum on you, and the strand of your saliva that connects to his cock is enough to make him cum again, but on your pretty face this time. Some of his cum falls down on your boobs.

“Fuck…” Gojo curses under his breath as he lets go of your hair. “[Reader]...ah…You’re too good at this. Good girl.”

You swallow his cum down your throat. The simple words “good girl” that escape your boyfriend’s lips turn you on more than you’ve expected. Gojo’s hand caresses your face, wiping away his mess. Then, unexpectedly, he gently flips you over and pushes you against the bed, your stomach playing flat on the bed sheet while your face is stuffed against the pillow. He leans down, his hot breath against your ear as his hands travel down on your back. “Now let me take care of you, sweetheart.”

Yeah, Gojo doesn't eat any sweets that week. Not when he can eat you out instead.

[shakespeare-official-account]

Hi my name is Strawberry Dark’ness Dementia Raven Styles and I have long strawberry blonde (that’s how I got my name) with platinum and honey tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Taylor Swift (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). this is the story of how i was sold to onedirection

[chaoticgoodthief]

I Can't Believe I Made This

[quiinncherie]

Happy Yuri Tuesday

[thebreadmantm]

I’m making a reference sheet for tma but it’s taking me forever because every time I come back to it I need to redraw Tim and make him cuntyer

[makuta-kotok]

i feel only shame for this

The Crown told us about bed room fun times in the first place, of course they’re joining in on the action.