#i regret everything

[apendice-chileno]

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[minimarvelh]

Tony, introducing to the Avengers : this is Peter, he’s 5

Peter: mr. Stark!!! I’m FIFTEEN!

Tony: he is in a preschool.

Peter, blushing like a tomato: highschool, Mr. Stark, HIGHSCHOOL.

Steve, smiling: nice to meet you, Peter. What do you study in school in these days?

Peter: We-

Tony: they play toys and have a good playtime. Now excuse us, we need to get done with our Lego set.

Peter *died from embarrassment*

[y2kbugs]

Presidental debate and Sam and Max annoucnement on the same day?

Worst thing I may have drawn.

[gatoburr0]

I’m gonna cry myself to sleep after this

[celesterayel]

ikk lukes the villain and whatever but atp its the casting directors fault, rick knew what was going to happen. you mean to tell me, your gonna dangle a cute hot mf with dimples and curly dark hair in front of me and just expect me not to cave? im weak!!!!! i literally simped over this cutie during his diary of a future president period bc teenage me knew what was up, i regret nothing sorry Percy bby and Annie my love <33333

[sulphuricgrin]

Welcome to TES OC Questions 2: Absurd Scenarios Edition!

(Before I start, I'm so so sorry)

Your OC stumbles upon an underground mudcrab gladiator ring. Do they bet on a crab, join the fight, or try to liberate the crabs?

Your OC finds a pair of high stats enchanted boots that- surprise! - once put on cannot be taken off. They also find out that the boots won’t stop loudly narrating their every step. How long before they lose their mind? (And who voices it?)

Sheogorath challenges your OC to a baking contest where the ingredients randomly explode. What dish does your OC create, and how do they survive the chaos?

A skeleton tries to tell your OC bad jokes during a dungeon crawl. Does your OC laugh, fight them, or join in with their own terrible puns?

Your OC is crowned ruler of all nixhounds. What’s their first royal decree?

A crew of pirate mudcrabs hijacks your OC’s boat. What do they demand as ransom, and how does your OC outwit them?

Boethiah forces your OC to compete in an arena battle where all the weapons are household objects. What does your OC pick, and how absurd is their victory (or failure)?

Hermaeus Mora invites your OC to a sea-themed poetry slam in Apocrypha. What bizarre poem does your OC compose, and how do the seekers react?

A giant mudcrab challenges your OC to a game of tug-of-war over a fish. What unconventional tactics do they use to win?

Your OC encounters a cult that believes Nirn’s moons are made of cheese. How do they respond when asked to join a ritual involving catapulting cheese wheels into the sky?

Your OC brews a potion that temporarily allows them to see the player controlling them. What do they say or do with this sudden revelation?

Your OC must audition for a talent show judged by Sheogorath, Mehrunes Dagon, and Azura. What ridiculous act do they perform, and what are the judges’ reactions?

A crew of pirate mudcrabs hijacks your OC’s boat. What do they demand as ransom, and how does your OC outwit them?

Your OC learns a new shout/spell, but it only summons a swarm of bees. What creative use do they find for it?

Your OC reads an Elder Scroll, and instead of cryptic visions, it starts giving unsolicited life advice. What’s the most bizarre thing it says?

GUYS IM DUMB. 6 AND 13 ARE THE SAME 🫠

[baunenam]

The Papa Cmedic AU comic (page 1)

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good lord i shouldn't have made this a full-colored comic

[moony-mars-bars]

James "fight or flight,I'd rather die than have to cry in front of you..." Potter and Regulus "fight or flight I'd rather lie than have to tell you I'm in love with you..." Black..

[violetbutterflix]

Baby, I need to know, mmm (Yea, need to know)

Character: Satoru Gojo

Warnings: boobjob, blowjob, gojo cries and whimpers, reader and gojo are dating.

☆Your boyfriend has been eating a lot of sweets lately. He's so addicted to them that you're concerned about his health. You have an easy solution for his addiction: simply give him a new kind of sweetness—yourself instead.

(This is my first time writing smut so please go easy on me guys)

You've been dating Gojo for a few years, and the relationship is great. He buys you a lot of things you've always wanted; he loves to spoil you with love and desserts—oh, especially desserts. Given his sweet tooth, it's no surprise that he buys an extremely large amount, to the point where the pantry in the penthouse is filled with sweets: macarons, cookies, chocolate, and enough more to stock a bakery. It's concerning how quickly he can consume such large quantities.

"Satoru Gojo," you sigh, looking at your boyfriend with a frown. "This is the fourth time this week I've caught you eating cheesecake."

Your boyfriend with a spoonful of cheesecake, looks at you innocently as if he hasn't done anything wrong. "Mmmm, you mad that you didn't get a taste? Sorry, this one is mine."

A playful smirk appears on his handsome face as if he's challenging you to make him change his mind. He's so cocky and confident of himself that you swear you will wipe that shit off.

"Do you not care about cavities? No more sweets this week.”

Does he think that just because he's the strongest, you have to put up with his teasing and he can easily get away with this? Perhaps it's time to put him in his place.

"Nah, I'll simply replace all of my teeth, baby." He doesn't seem to be scared of your warning, rather amused by it.

“You’ll be fine.”

"What? No, I won't be fine—”

Before Gojo can finish his dramatic whining, you quickly press your lips against his in an aggressive way. Gojo's eyes widen at your sudden move. A soft pink hue paints his cheeks as you lick his bottom lip, tasting the remnants of the cheesecake. In that moment, Gojo melts into you, his body craving more of you immediately. His hand wraps around your waist while his other hand finds its way to your back, gently pulling you closer to him as he returns the kiss with more passion.

You take the chance while his guard is down, taking the plate of cheesecake from his hands and placing it on the bedside table. Your hand cups his cheek, caressing his silky smooth skin, making you want to kiss him every day until he's covered with nothing but your kisses. Your free hand travels down to his white t-shirt, roaming over his muscular chest, abs, hips, and stops when it reaches his crotch. You break the kiss, leaving him breathless and whining about how much he wants you through a disappointed look.

You can feel the growing bulge in his tight black pants in the palm of your hand as you slowly rub it. “Aww, look at you. We just got started.”

Gojo can’t even think straight anymore; his bulge against the fabric has started to get really uncomfortable for him, and the addition of your hand around it doesn’t even help at all. “[Reader]...please.”

“Please what, Satoru? Use your words. Baby, I need to know.”

The words seem to be stuck in his throat as his eyes flutter closed, trying to finish his sentence. “Please..mph…touch me.”

You hum, leaning down to unbuckle his belt and pull his pants down to his thighs, followed by the boxers. His free thick cock is right in front of your face, making you drool over it. You swallow your saliva, trying not to rush this moment. Your hands are back to yourself to assist you lifting your shirt over your shoulders, letting him see a nice view of your boobs.

“Fuck…[Reader]...No bra, huh?”

Gojo swears that his breath is being taken away by the sight of you. How can you look so beautiful and perfect like this? That alone turns him on even more.

When you drop kisses on the tip, Gojo loses it completely. He whines, practically begging you for more. “[Reader], please…ngh…need you so bad.”

You parted your lips, taking his entire cock inside your mouth. Your tongue slowly swirls around his thick cock in circular movements as you caress his balls. Gojo’s head slams back against the bed headboard, and his gaze never leaves yours. His hand settles on your head, gripping a handful of your hair in a gentle way to keep his balance before he falls apart even more. Your hands leave his balls, using them to rub your breasts against his cock. The way your soft and squishy breasts sandwich his cock makes him choke on his own saliva.

“Fuck…You’re doing so good, [Reader]...mph…ah..”He whimpers loudly; his grip tightens your hair, but not enough to hurt you. His back arches as he cries out your name in pleasure, feeling even more weak and vulnerable as time passes by. You continue to suck his cock rapidly, and it builds the pleasure up to his brain. His pre-cum is leaking out on your tongue, coming down to your throat.

The looks you give him as you suck him off make his body tremble, and his breath sticks in his throat. His eyes are getting blurry, tears rolling down out of the corner of his eyes as he cums inside your mouth. Your cheeks are filled with his hot cum, causing you to moan his name with your eyes rolling back to your head. Once your lips leave his cock, you stick your tongue out to show Gojo his cum on you, and the strand of your saliva that connects to his cock is enough to make him cum again, but on your pretty face this time. Some of his cum falls down on your boobs.

“Fuck…” Gojo curses under his breath as he lets go of your hair. “[Reader]...ah…You’re too good at this. Good girl.”

You swallow his cum down your throat. The simple words “good girl” that escape your boyfriend’s lips turn you on more than you’ve expected. Gojo’s hand caresses your face, wiping away his mess. Then, unexpectedly, he gently flips you over and pushes you against the bed, your stomach playing flat on the bed sheet while your face is stuffed against the pillow. He leans down, his hot breath against your ear as his hands travel down on your back. “Now let me take care of you, sweetheart.”

Yeah, Gojo doesn't eat any sweets that week. Not when he can eat you out instead.

[shakespeare-official-account]

Hi my name is Strawberry Dark’ness Dementia Raven Styles and I have long strawberry blonde (that’s how I got my name) with platinum and honey tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Taylor Swift (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). this is the story of how i was sold to onedirection

[chaoticgoodthief]

I Can't Believe I Made This

[quiinncherie]

Happy Yuri Tuesday

[makuta-kotok]

i feel only shame for this

The Crown told us about bed room fun times in the first place, of course they’re joining in on the action.

[zagreusapollyon]

"Do you think it'll stop one day?" Percy asked of him one day, breaking the comfortable silence they both basked in.

Poseidon tilted his head toward his child, raising his eyebrow as Percy laid down on the wooden floor of the dock.

"What, little one?" He questions the boy back, his tone curious and fond.

His son sighs softly, splashing around the water with his feet. He looks up at the lavender-toned dawn, stars shining across the heavens like a divine pattern on the fabric of the world.

"The suffering. The constant struggle for a losing battle where I can never win." The boy says, the reflection of the stars in his eyes, like a swirling galaxy of miracles and wonder.

Poseidon stills.

He slowly turns to his son and closes his eyes as he breaths out his words.

"I'm sorry." He apologizes.

"Don't be," Percy says back, his voice firm but soft. "It's not your fault, and neither it is mine. I'm not blaming you for loving me enough to make my existence a reality."

Poseidon opens his eyes, his gaze filled with sadness.

"Then what can I do?" Poseidon whispers desperately. "Whisk you away to be my side? Keep you chained to this land by immortalizing your body and destroying your soul? You wouldn't want any of that. I am a god and yet I can do nothing to aid you with your pain." He finishes, falling silent as angry waves crash upon the shore and stormy clouds cover the sky like curtains.

Percy glances at the crashing waves on the horizon, at the dark ocean that stretches to eternity and beyond.

"I don't know. And it's okay for you to not know either." Percy says calmly.

"Just be here for me until I won't be here at all."

And wait until comes forth the inevitable end.

[thebreadmantm]

I’m making a reference sheet for tma but it’s taking me forever because every time I come back to it I need to redraw Tim and make him cuntyer

[riemoi]

twisted wonderland Royalty Au

I got bored and wrote this, I might write more on this idea. idk yet. also I gave up at the end sorry.

Tw: this yandere, cringey, I can't write, long,

reader has no gender

Heartslabyul characters

summary - you royalty of a nation that each year holds a festival for all to come and enjoy. As more guests arrive, the more people want your love. but what about the people that aren't guests that want your love? (Sorry for the bad summary.)

Trey Clover --- Chef

Trey, you've known him since you were a little kid. Though Trey was a commoner that worked at the local bakery his family owned. You met him at the age of eight. You were at a Fair, you got lost and were wandering around hungry and looking for food. After a while you sat down on a bench. Looking at the ground on the verge of tears. Until a cupcake came into view. With a wide smile you grab it and start eating. You looked up after hearing a chuckle and saw the person that gave you the cupcake. It was trey. And after that day you started going to the bakery asking if he can play. He was always excited to hangout with you. He liked how you would react to him baking your favorite sweets, liked how happy he felt with you. He loved you. Hey remember when you said you wanted his food all the time. Well he took that as you only wanted to eat his cooking and no one else's. He liked that idea...No, he loved that idea. You only eat what he cooks. Him as your husband cooking all your meals and taking care of you, while you take care of the kingdom. So guess what! He asked your parents to be your chef and they said yes! So that now you get what he cooks only and you two could hangout together when you're not busy. He wants to be the only one to your food so badly that he can get almost as red as Riddle when he finds that you ate something he did not make.

Riddle Roseheart --- Nobleman

Speaking of Riddle. He has been in your life since you were a fetus. You wouldn't be surprised if your parents told you he was born in the castle. Because his mother is the royal doctor he lives in the palace. He even attended some lectures with you when you were younger. You were the only person that his mother allowed to be with. And because of that he was your first friend and you were his. So naturally, he's clingy after all other than adults he only had you. Even with Trey it was you that invited him. In an attempt for him to make a new Friend and not cling to you all the time. It didn't help because he only wants to be with you. He is as strict with you as he is with himself. So not only do you have this red hair guy attached to your hip but he constantly reminds you of how you should act and the weird rules.( you memorize almost all of them.) Did you know that when he is studying in the library he would occasionally pick up books with the friends to lovers trope. Imagining. it was you and him. Hopefully soon he won't have to imagine. he looked it up, and found out the more time people spend together the likelihood of them falling in love is higher. So he has a higher chance of being with you, especially if the person trying to steal your love is a disaster of a servant... Wait, why are you laughing with him! Don't you see your future husband right here waiting for you! No, don't act all worried for me now. asking what happened. You know why I'm red! You did it on purpose, didn't you. You know what we're leaving.

Deuce Spade --- Servant

You only met Deuce a few weeks ago, he is a newbie trying to become a knight. As per the rules of your kingdom Knights must serve six months as a worker in the castle first. He chose to be a cleaner, you first ran into him when you slipped on the soapy water he spilled on the ground while cleaning the windows. He freaked out, apologizing while trying to help you up. Only to then fall just like you. Laughing, you asked his name as you haven't seen him around before. which ceased his panic. A little hurt he smiles and tells you his name happily. After that day, when you see him around you wave and sometimes talk to him. In his eyes he is the Luckiest man alive. You eventually learn the reason he's here and that he is the sweetest mamma's boy ever. but what about the other reason he's here? Did you even know about the other reason, bet you didn't. You didn't know that he knew you long before you two officially met. In your kingdom, when a kid does minor offenses they are sent to clean the castle. Such as cleaning the outside walls, cleaning up animal poop, or carrying the skin of hunted to where they need to be. Except for Deuce. Because he caused trouble even when doing his punishment. To keep him in watch distance he worked inside. That's when he first saw you. You lighted up his entire life. He liked seeing you and imagining talking to you. So he got in more trouble just so he could see you. He didn't care if he got scolded, had to clean, or got injured as long as he got to see you. until he saw his mom cry, it made him rethink everything. he had to stop. But then what about you? Well he could see you during public events... right? No, that's not enough. It took a lot of thinking to get to today. You were getting dragged away from him by a really red guy, was he okay? Even though he was sad that you were leaving him, at least he got to see the love of his life before having to deal with his roommate.

Ace Trappola --- Servant

You only met the foul a week ago, yet you interacted with him a lot more than Deuce. mainly because he keeps getting in trouble, in fact your meeting with him was because he got in trouble. Since the head maid got sick it's been your job to select punishments for workers that get in trouble. He got in trouble for cracking a statue. You gave him the punishment of cleaning 100 windows. Which he made his roommate do. ( That explains why Deuce was cleaning the windows.) When you learned this. You went and grabbed soapy water, found Deuce and asked him where his room was. He told you with a very confused look and when you proceeded to dump said water all over the sleeping Ace. Yelling at him to get his ass up and clean. That's when he fell for you. He liked how you would react to him causing trouble. As much as he hates his roommate he has to thank him(mentally.) for helping him realize his one and only love. You. So he gets himself in trouble just like Deuce did to see you. he likes your feisty side when he would hand his punishment chore to someone else. Of course once you two get together he'll be a good house husband while you take care of the kingdom. You guys could also be partners in crime. Oh doesn't that sound like heaven! He bets you can't yet just like him! He is so caught up in his own mind that he doesn't notice someone coming in the room while you yell at him and give you a kiss on the cheek.

Cater Diamond --- Nobleman/ family Friend

Cater, oh Cater. His existence alone made Riddle mad. Cater Diamond was your second friend and might I say best friend. You met him when you were five. He's the son of your fathers best friend, a grand duke. Cater and Riddle would fight like crazy around you about who gets to hangout with you. you like the non yandere person you are, suggested playing together but no that made them look at you like you're insane. When that didn't work you went with when Riddle was busy studying then you would hangout with Cater and vice versa because of how often Cater was at the castle. That same reason is why you two are close. You were Caters first and final love to him, he loved to be around you and was lucky to be with you a lot. But as you guys got older you couldn't because you two were too busy to hangout. (That made Riddle happy.) but now when he does come by the palace he expects you to spend every second with him and he hates it when you spend time with anyone that's not him So the moment he had a chance to drag you away from that servant he took it. After all, he heard that couples spent most of their time together.