#supposed to be funny

[litterallyme]

litterally me after seeing someone comment smth abt destiel on a sastiel post like we care 😐. pls dont hate crime me for saying this thx!

[angelpuns]

v tired of my hands hurting and my arms hurting and my legs hurting and my knees hurting and my feet hurting and my chest hurting and my head hurting BUT I will not be doing anything about it anytime soon cause I simply do not have time :)

[jauntycosplay]

👉👈

[finnestra]

Karin post-movie trying to get lars a girlfriend so he doesn't date another doll (canon)

[sohcah--toa]

bullet train textposts!! :DD

I forgot the Sir Topham Hatt had a nickname in "Thomas and the Tank Engine"... hahah, I think this works even better now!! Lemon would have fun pretending to be the controller from his favourite show. (who wouldn't???)

[thekookyfeed]

based on true events

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: Screenshot of an Ao3 tag that reads, “supposed to be funny, sometimes it is” /End ID]

[rigby7997]

Just a little voice-over of an rs clip I did for fun :3

I forgot to post this yesterday

[sunny-honeytears]

[hersterical]

Remembering a few months back where I was talking to this twelve-year-old girl whose favorite show is Stranger Things. She very excitedly asked me to guess which guy she has a crush on. I started with who I think of as the more obvious ones. “Is it Steve? Lucas?” She shook her head and did her little 12-year-old girl giggle, her excitement growing. I start listing off every male character in the show that I could think of but she just kept shaking her head and being like “Noooo, you’re forgetting about someone!” Eventually my options to choose from has dwindled to one more option or middle-aged men. With mounting dread I asked “Is it Will?” “YES!!” She then proceeded to go on about how kind, brave and cute Will is. All of this is valid, Will is all of these things. It just surprised me because Will is so obviously gay that even my dad picked up on it and it sincerely shocked me that this girl didn’t know. If not from the show itself then when it was officially confirmed or when Noah Schnapp came out. As she went on for a while all I could think was ‘this girl is going to have a hard life.’ I decided that it wasn’t my place to tell her. At this point her finding out when byler has their emotional confession/first kiss scene is a canon event.

She has both the best and the worst taste in guys that I have seen in any 12-year-old ever.

(Edit: just want to make it clear as possible that this is just joking around, there is absolutely nothing with having a harmless crush on a gay guy, whether you’re aware that they’re gay or not. And Will definitely is one of if not the best character to have a crush on on this show. And when I talk about it being super obvious that he’s gay and I can’t believe other people don’t pick up on that, I mostly mean because of the scene where Will gives Mike the painting and when Will basically comes out to Jonathan at Surfer Boy Pizza. Literally even my dad was able to figure it out from that and he never thinks characters are gay unless explicitly stated. This is all just supposed to be in good fun)

[lupusdei018]

Bruce Dickinson after one week in Hungary:

(I am sorry 😭😅)

[animprovinghuman]

Today was like Y2K all over again for the first time.

“CrowdStrike“ …Yes, Yes you did.

[jauntycosplay]

T-T🩸

[decadentlawyertrashmuffin]

They get to the bedroom, and look around. Beatrice looks at the layout of the room, checking the possible exits, hiding points, how the furniture is positioned. Bed facing the window, couch under the window, a few chests of drawers… above her shoulder, Ava looks at the Colors, the brightness, the space and zooms on the double bed with a smirk.

A: Béa, that couch is too small, we’re gonna have to share the bed.

B: what side do you want?

A: idk, never slept with someone before.

B: I’ll take the side closer to the door then. In case of an intrusion, I’ll be quicker to respond. And I suppose I’ll be up before you in the morning anyway.

A: what if I need the bathroom, like real fast?

B: go around the bed.

A: or I can go over you?

…

B: let’s move the bed.

And that, kids, is how the bed got in the middle of the room facing the door

Published to twitter but was too long so here it is…

[cybernecromancer365]

Another HFW thought that lives in my head....

(Meeting Tilda)

Tilda: ...an energy discharge...an overload of the senses. Gerard and Erik were only momentarily disoriented due to their shields. But it rendered you unconscious while I got you out.

(Long pause)

Aloy: Wait...

(She sizes Tilda's slim frame)

How did you...

(Her eyes shift in thought)

You mean you...flew me here? And carried me to the vault?

Tilda: (quietly nods)

Aloy: But I'm...and my gear is......how strong are you? (Remembers what Beta said about zenith longevity treatments) "Is that what the pharmaceuticals do?"

Tilda: (smirks) My body has many capabilities. You're welcome to see for yourself.

Aloy: (cheeks turn red) I should probably go back down stairs.

[thekookyfeed]

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