#Supposed to be funny

[jauntycosplay]

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[sohcah--toa]

bullet train textposts!! :DD

I forgot the Sir Topham Hatt had a nickname in "Thomas and the Tank Engine"... hahah, I think this works even better now!! Lemon would have fun pretending to be the controller from his favourite show. (who wouldn't???)

[finnestra]

Karin post-movie trying to get lars a girlfriend so he doesn't date another doll (canon)

[thekookyfeed]

based on true events

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: Screenshot of an Ao3 tag that reads, “supposed to be funny, sometimes it is” /End ID]

[rigby7997]

Just a little voice-over of an rs clip I did for fun :3

I forgot to post this yesterday

[sunny-honeytears]

[hersterical]

Remembering a few months back where I was talking to this twelve-year-old girl whose favorite show is Stranger Things. She very excitedly asked me to guess which guy she has a crush on. I started with who I think of as the more obvious ones. “Is it Steve? Lucas?” She shook her head and did her little 12-year-old girl giggle, her excitement growing. I start listing off every male character in the show that I could think of but she just kept shaking her head and being like “Noooo, you’re forgetting about someone!” Eventually my options to choose from has dwindled to one more option or middle-aged men. With mounting dread I asked “Is it Will?” “YES!!” She then proceeded to go on about how kind, brave and cute Will is. All of this is valid, Will is all of these things. It just surprised me because Will is so obviously gay that even my dad picked up on it and it sincerely shocked me that this girl didn’t know. If not from the show itself then when it was officially confirmed or when Noah Schnapp came out. As she went on for a while all I could think was ‘this girl is going to have a hard life.’ I decided that it wasn’t my place to tell her. At this point her finding out when byler has their emotional confession/first kiss scene is a canon event.

She has both the best and the worst taste in guys that I have seen in any 12-year-old ever.

(Edit: just want to make it clear as possible that this is just joking around, there is absolutely nothing with having a harmless crush on a gay guy, whether you’re aware that they’re gay or not. And Will definitely is one of if not the best character to have a crush on on this show. And when I talk about it being super obvious that he’s gay and I can’t believe other people don’t pick up on that, I mostly mean because of the scene where Will gives Mike the painting and when Will basically comes out to Jonathan at Surfer Boy Pizza. Literally even my dad was able to figure it out from that and he never thinks characters are gay unless explicitly stated. This is all just supposed to be in good fun)

[lupusdei018]

Bruce Dickinson after one week in Hungary:

(I am sorry 😭😅)

[animprovinghuman]

Today was like Y2K all over again for the first time.

“CrowdStrike“ …Yes, Yes you did.

[jauntycosplay]

T-T🩸

[decadentlawyertrashmuffin]

They get to the bedroom, and look around. Beatrice looks at the layout of the room, checking the possible exits, hiding points, how the furniture is positioned. Bed facing the window, couch under the window, a few chests of drawers… above her shoulder, Ava looks at the Colors, the brightness, the space and zooms on the double bed with a smirk.

A: Béa, that couch is too small, we’re gonna have to share the bed.

B: what side do you want?

A: idk, never slept with someone before.

B: I’ll take the side closer to the door then. In case of an intrusion, I’ll be quicker to respond. And I suppose I’ll be up before you in the morning anyway.

A: what if I need the bathroom, like real fast?

B: go around the bed.

A: or I can go over you?

…

B: let’s move the bed.

And that, kids, is how the bed got in the middle of the room facing the door

Published to twitter but was too long so here it is…

[cybernecromancer365]

Another HFW thought that lives in my head....

(Meeting Tilda)

Tilda: ...an energy discharge...an overload of the senses. Gerard and Erik were only momentarily disoriented due to their shields. But it rendered you unconscious while I got you out.

(Long pause)

Aloy: Wait...

(She sizes Tilda's slim frame)

How did you...

(Her eyes shift in thought)

You mean you...flew me here? And carried me to the vault?

Tilda: (quietly nods)

Aloy: But I'm...and my gear is......how strong are you? (Remembers what Beta said about zenith longevity treatments) "Is that what the pharmaceuticals do?"

Tilda: (smirks) My body has many capabilities. You're welcome to see for yourself.

Aloy: (cheeks turn red) I should probably go back down stairs.

[thekookyfeed]

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[buckywhoresworld]

Mikaelsons Family Dinner

Request: Can you do a Hayley fluff or just a mikaelson family dinner (with reader)  but like make it funny idk if you understand that but if you have time!

I think I understand I hope you enjoy!!

Mikaelsons x black!reader (platonic)

You smacked Kol hand as you caught him trying to steal a piece of roast off the pan that you had just finish letting slow cook overnight: You decide to cook them a home cooked meal.

"If you don't go sit at that table and wait until I'm done." You told him.

"But Y/n it smells good I just want one piece." Kol says staring at the food.

"5."

"You can't be serious right now."

"4."

"I'm not a child y/n."

"You're acting like one. 3."

He just stands there.

"2."

He rolls his eyes and huff walking out the kitchen. You smirk and quickly get the baked spaghetti out the oven. You place it on the stove next to the roast. Everything was finally done. You had baked spaghetti, rice dressing, sweet peas, potatoes salad, roast and Hawaiian rolls. A meal your momma cooked on a few Sunday's.

You walked in the dining room and started placing the food on the table. When you were finished you say in-between Klaus and Rebekah.

"Now let's eat hungry hippos." Y/n said filling her plate up.

Kol rolled his eyes at your comment as he knew you were talking about him.

"Roll them again I dare you."

Kol pouted as his siblings laughed at him.

Everyone started digging in. You smiled as you heard the groans of goodness.

"I have to say y/n this is really good." Elijah says taking another bite.

"Please I put my foot into this food." You say cutting you a piece of roast off your plate and eating it.

The mikaelsons stopped eating after hearing the phrase.

You watched them in confusion and curiosity. "What?"

"You didn't actually put your foot in this right?" Rebekah ask cautiously.

You started at them before laughing. You were weak!! You started at their serious faces before placing your hand on your stomach.

"Oh my god my stomach hurts. It's a saying." You say between laughs. "It mean I did a hella good job."

You laughed harder as they're faces became blank from the meaning. "We need to get you all up into time. I would never put my feet in food."

You go back to eating laughing once in a while at the situation. "I'm never living this down!

@Tatiwashere21 I hope I fulfilled your request.

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[theragekage]

reading comment sections here is like doing homework. my little pea brain doesnt have enough power to process all these big ass words