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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 8 months ago

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

#molly mumbles #what is it about doodles that gives them human eyes...

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mearchy · 29 days ago

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved #who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction #who follow you around cautiously for scraps #and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again #who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed #totally mystified #boba fett #legacy of the force #din djarin #frank castle #maul #erik lehnsherr #arla fett #wolverine #logan howlett #mine

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marlynnofmany · 3 months ago

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If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

#time zones are a human invention #and sometimes they're downright absurd #spell components #that url for more info leads to a slightly longer article btw #among other things it tells me that someone swam between the islands in about two hours #freezing water btw #that definitely sounds like a quest challenge #'swim from tomorrow to yesterday without freezing to death'#'what???'#'you heard me'#fun facts

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

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lgbtlunaverse · 9 months ago

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

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littlemut · 5 months ago

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#when you’re a humanities scholar #and more #like when they ask me what is your blog about #it’s about nothing but it’s actually everything to me #just found this and thought #wow isn’t it still relevant #i can tell you all about bouba and kiki but you’d be surprised to know how much of the generally quotidian stuff i have 0 clue about #10k

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flufflecat · 3 months ago

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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #what is WRONG with him jfkdlsjklsa #he and bill really WERE made for each other. lord alive man.#ford how many different types of blood have you definitely not sampled to have a distinct ranking in which human blood is the best #ford you wrote this BEFORE you went insane. ford.#this was you at your normalest. comparatively speaking.

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roseforviolet · 5 months ago

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wasabi-gumdrop · 9 months ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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notyourtoday · 1 year ago

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cronchy-baguette · 14 days ago

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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....

#wicked #gelphie #character design #comic #thinking about how elphie ahs probably never been called beautiful by another human being before...#and that makes me want to pull my hair out #she's crying here because she's scared and in love #after glinda comes down from her popular high she does some of her own thinking.#like “why did i say that and actually mean all of it. what's happening to me”

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aterfish · 5 months ago

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