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still 2024 for me but im posting this early cause i will not finish a whole art in time for new years expect art around 4am or sum shit
#artwork#art#creepypasta#digital art#jeff the killer#jeffery woods#jeff the killer creepypasta#doodles#new year#new years eve#new years 2025#happy new year#last long ass tag of 2024 feeling silly i wonder if i can fill a whole entire paragraph in this one tag hmmmmmmmmmmm what if#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.
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It’s so poor quality, but that’s kinda the point-.
@miasmirror
#Mama#Dada#honey.#Watermelon?#I thought you said Guatemalan.#Why would I marry a watermelon?#They make the honey#and we make the money#I'm a kid#from the hive. I can't do this#Honey#I'm home#The surface area of the wings#and body mass make no sense.#The mental image was too good I physically couldn’t.#Gary Harrison kills Adam Sandler#This image is so dumb and I don’t regret making it.#according to all known laws of aviation#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway
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#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:#(Barry is picking out a shirt)#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.
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Don't believe me? Meet me in the parking lot behind Wendy's, we'll talk.
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Top 10 worst images known to The City
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hairless cat?
picture this, if you will
a creature on all fours that looks vaguely humanoid yet so so wrong
entire body is wrinkled, little nightmares-esque
head is completely bald
eyes are nonexistent, just two holes, as if you’re staring into the void and it’s smiling back
two sets of teeth, one in front that are on the left and right the other behind, top and bottom
no visible gums
arms too long
hand have visible bones
fingers are also too long
no nails
entire creature looks malnourished
legs bend twice
walks on all fours
#featherless biped#fatherless quadruped#haha cats are bastards#get it?#you get it#I know you do#god there's so many tags#too many tags#it's several times longer than the post itself at this point#btw#how long can tags get?#I have to know#even if it kills me#Bee Movie#By Jerry Seinfeld#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
#uesp#the elder scrolls#lore#daggerfall#legends#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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When you made your version of nightmare a little too nice in his past so you gotta get him to make killer kill, cook and eat his own cat
#kidding not kidding#:3#he's just silly guys dw#killer!sans#killertale sans#killertale#killer#killer sans#cw animal death#cw animal injury#cw animal abuse#cw animal cruelty#undertale something new#something new sans#something new#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmare!sans#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#noot noot#NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation#: there is no way a bee
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#doctor who#4th doctor#the robots of death#He said the fuckign bee movie line#He legit said the “according to all known laws of aerodynamics it's impossible for a bee to fly”
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eepy ahh
#osc#osc art#object shows#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#tpot#bfdi#tpot tennis ball#tennis ball bfb#bfb tennis ball#tengolf#tennis ball bfdi#bfdi tennis ball#golf ball bfb#bfb golf ball#bfdi golf ball#golf ball bfdi#tpot golf ball#theyre so cute#tb would prolly be a good cushion#hes fuzzy right#how long can a tag be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
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ibe been too quiet on here lately man i need to get freaky again
#anyway in other news#did yuo know that According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its f#me ramblings
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Thanks Miku
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#miku#vocaloid miku#rose toy#motherly love#discord#i really like tumblrs tag system. it is very intuitive and unique#according to all known laws of aviation
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According to all known laws of opera..
..There is no way a phantom should be able to keep his mask on. His face is not sticky enough to keep that skinny little mask on it. Of course, the phantom does not care about this, and the mask stays put on his face anyway.
#erik poto#phantom of the opera#erik destler#the phantom of the opera#2004 poto#poto rp#semi modern poto#the bee movie#barry b benson#according to all known laws of aviation#how does the mask stay on? even erik doesn’t know!
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May I request a hug from fake pep?
why, certainly! my good boy's always available to give big loving hugs!
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.... now, anyways, since i've got you here...
care to tell the class who sent me the entirety of Color Of The Sky/Bee Movie in my asks?
#the Fake Peppino will be keeping you in a hug stronghold until i've finished scrolling through it by the way.#.... which. could take a few days. get comfortable my friend.#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#according to all known laws of aviation a Fake Peppino should not be able to fly. its wings are far too small
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I told my opinion about "Captain America : Brave New World" to my friend and while I was trying to find my words at some point, she cut me off and said "but he's no Chris Evans" and it offended me on a deep and personnal level. I would die for Anthony Mackie being Captain America. Never say shit like that to me again.
#no comparison to be made#but maybe she's not enough of a Marvel fan to know superheroes change from character to character a lot in comics ?#maybe she doesn't know so she thinks Marvel didn't know what to do and only made Anthony cap to try and keep this character?#while us fans have known he'd come to become Cap several years ago and this was the plan all along ?#at least SOMETHING went according to plan in the MCU#anyway#Anthony is my cap and no one can say anything bad about him#it's the law#and i loved how they addressed him not being Steve Rogers in the movie#it was great#and yes#he IS captain america#he's not replacing anyone#he doesn't embody the same values nor the same world#anthony mackie#captain america#brave new world#harrison ford#no spoilers#spoiler free
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i tried drawing brisket biscuit bucket bracket Bridget guilty gear.
the question is, did i succeed?
also how the FUCK does she have an entire FUCKING town inside her how the FUCK am i supposed to draw that
#guilty gear#bridget guilty gear#bridget ggst#gg strive#ggst#According to all known laws of brisket#there is no way a bridget should be able to have a town inside her. Her body is too small have a town inside her. Bridget of course#balls anyway because bridget doesn't care what humans think is impossible.#fuck it#WE BALL#oh well#brisket#guilty gear strive#guilty gear bridget#brisket guilty gear#me when town inside me:#trans#transgender#< and if you dont agree#you can kindly stop balling#thank you#:3 :3 :3
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