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space cat
#nebula#space#cat#kitten#pet#game development#digitalart#art#fluffy#Woa#woaaaaaaaaaaa#wooow#wow#owowowowow#wowowowowohbdhjkfvcgeihjrf#fcui3ehncdflnpw#f#f0qw=-8f90e#According to all known laws#of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#Yellow
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#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:#(Barry is picking out a shirt)#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.
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Top 10 worst images known to The City
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Submitted for classification by @waltzing-with-my-inner-geek
"This is a plume moth. Somehow it can still fly."
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hairless cat?
picture this, if you will
a creature on all fours that looks vaguely humanoid yet so so wrong
entire body is wrinkled, little nightmares-esque
head is completely bald
eyes are nonexistent, just two holes, as if you’re staring into the void and it’s smiling back
two sets of teeth, one in front that are on the left and right the other behind, top and bottom
no visible gums
arms too long
hand have visible bones
fingers are also too long
no nails
entire creature looks malnourished
legs bend twice
walks on all fours
#featherless biped#fatherless quadruped#haha cats are bastards#get it?#you get it#I know you do#god there's so many tags#too many tags#it's several times longer than the post itself at this point#btw#how long can tags get?#I have to know#even if it kills me#Bee Movie#By Jerry Seinfeld#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
#uesp#the elder scrolls#lore#daggerfall#legends#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The dragon of course flies anyway because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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"Aww, who made you cry princess?"
They whisper with their fingers down my throat, their hand around my neck and their strap deep inside me.
#wlw nsft#lesbian is me#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#lesbian#i have a bunch of these in my drafts idk when to post them so im just eyeballing#i wonder how long tags can be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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When you made your version of nightmare a little too nice in his past so you gotta get him to make killer kill, cook and eat his own cat
#kidding not kidding#:3#he's just silly guys dw#killer!sans#killertale sans#killertale#killer#killer sans#cw animal death#cw animal injury#cw animal abuse#cw animal cruelty#undertale something new#something new sans#something new#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmare!sans#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#noot noot#NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation#: there is no way a bee
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#doctor who#4th doctor#the robots of death#He said the fuckign bee movie line#He legit said the “according to all known laws of aerodynamics it's impossible for a bee to fly”
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eepy ahh
#osc#osc art#object shows#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#tpot#bfdi#tpot tennis ball#tennis ball bfb#bfb tennis ball#tengolf#tennis ball bfdi#bfdi tennis ball#golf ball bfb#bfb golf ball#bfdi golf ball#golf ball bfdi#tpot golf ball#theyre so cute#tb would prolly be a good cushion#hes fuzzy right#how long can a tag be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
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safe words r kinda silly like js imagine like ur getting freaky and then they be like “MANGO 😨😨😨😨😨🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️‼️‼️🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️“
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May I request a hug from fake pep?
why, certainly! my good boy's always available to give big loving hugs!
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.... now, anyways, since i've got you here...
care to tell the class who sent me the entirety of Color Of The Sky/Bee Movie in my asks?
#the Fake Peppino will be keeping you in a hug stronghold until i've finished scrolling through it by the way.#.... which. could take a few days. get comfortable my friend.#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#according to all known laws of aviation a Fake Peppino should not be able to fly. its wings are far too small
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i tried drawing brisket biscuit bucket bracket Bridget guilty gear.
the question is, did i succeed?
also how the FUCK does she have an entire FUCKING town inside her how the FUCK am i supposed to draw that
#guilty gear#bridget guilty gear#bridget ggst#gg strive#ggst#According to all known laws of brisket#there is no way a bridget should be able to have a town inside her. Her body is too small have a town inside her. Bridget of course#balls anyway because bridget doesn't care what humans think is impossible.#fuck it#WE BALL#oh well#brisket#guilty gear strive#guilty gear bridget#brisket guilty gear#me when town inside me:#trans#transgender#< and if you dont agree#you can kindly stop balling#thank you#:3 :3 :3
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YEAAAH WH69P DE D69. S9 ANYWAY, I DREW THE MER VERS 9F MYSELF 6ECAUSE I’M AN AUTISTIC LITTLE FREAK WITH T69 MUCH TIME 9N MY HANDS. F9CUS 9N THE SEC9ND 9NE. FUCHSIA BL69D. AIN’T THAT THE DARNEST THING. 6ASHING MY HEAD INT9 THE FUCKING FL69R!!
#homestuck introject#homestuck sourcecall#source call#sourcecall#whatever the fuck this is#introject#homestuck#karkat vantas#bloodswapped#blood swap#bloodswap#I KNOW ITS A LOT OF TAGS#A MAN IS DESEPERATE OUT HERE#what tags do i even put here#uhhh#davekat#dave lalonde#john harley#surprise I’m actually a fuchsia#storm is going to cull me LOL#fictive#can I get an award for most tags because Jesus fucking Christ man I’m trying#sburb#scooby doo#where are you#we got some work to do now#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly#did osdd#karkat peixes
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How the nights been going.
#blu-ish edits#fav#sonic#according to all known laws of--*gets shot*#My moms tired of my shid#but too bad I was her idea so here I am#I think I make a pretty good point#EGWJDEJDGWDHWDJGWJDG#NIGHT TUMBLR DOT COM#the bee movie#<-- LMAO DO I TAG???#IDK OH WELL
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This is a test post
The One Who Waits be like:
#badabing#if there were two men on the moon and one shot the other dead how fucked up would that be#according to all known laws of aviation#ya like jazz?#HEY EVERY !!#[abandoned to the slime]#axel kh2 voice: two?!
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