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hairless cat?
picture this, if you will
a creature on all fours that looks vaguely humanoid yet so so wrong
entire body is wrinkled, little nightmares-esque
head is completely bald
eyes are nonexistent, just two holes, as if you’re staring into the void and it’s smiling back
two sets of teeth, one in front that are on the left and right the other behind, top and bottom
no visible gums
arms too long
hand have visible bones
fingers are also too long
no nails
entire creature looks malnourished
legs bend twice
walks on all fours
#featherless biped#fatherless quadruped#haha cats are bastards#get it?#you get it#I know you do#god there's so many tags#too many tags#it's several times longer than the post itself at this point#btw#how long can tags get?#I have to know#even if it kills me#Bee Movie#By Jerry Seinfeld#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:
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