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cannibalchicken · 8 months ago

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#lol #haha #comedy #humor #funny #memes #cannibalchicken #featherless biped

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ladymirdan · 1 month ago

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#tiktok #shitpost #40k #warhammer 40k #warhammer #featherless biped #behold a man

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thestarlightprincess · 2 months ago

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I should post this more. More people need pangolins on their dashboard..

Btw there needs to be more pangolins in monster hunter wilds. I know there is one but it's not enough.

#pangolin #gif #pangolined #best animal #featherless biped #pangolin coming to monster hunter!!#we need a large monster pangolin in mhwilds #monster hunter #monster hunter wilds #mhwilds

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arewebeholdingaman · 9 months ago

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If you are a devout follower of Plato's teachings, it is advised you seek your daily chortle elsewhere.

Now that we have your attention, please be seated for the following announcement:

This is a gimmick blog, and none of you are safe.

We all love diogenes. He was so right about men.

The criteria:

□ Is the subject featherless?

□ Is the subject a biped?

If both criteria are met, we have achieved "Man"* and beholding must take place once suitable.

If only one or no criteria is met, the subject cannot be classified as a man and thus shall be restricted from beholding activities.

You may submit your potential men to us through our ask box, where they shall be judged in public and rewarded (or chastised) for their humanity.

Note that due to personal life matters our posting schedule is generally irregular, usually coming as two queued assessments per day for a short period of time then an indefinite period of radio silence. Do not worry during such times, I am incapable of dying.

For further inquiry or matters beyond the concept of man, please contact @salamie-baby , our primary blog on this website.

*The term man (from Proto-Germanic *mann- "person") and words derived from it can designate any or even all of the human race regardless of their sex or age. In traditional usage, man (without an article) itself refers to the species or to humanity (mankind) as a whole. – Wikipedia

#Diogenes #Behold! A man!#Featherless biped #greek philosophy #Socrates #Man #gimmick blog #gimmick account #Plato #philosophy

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cookthepenguin · 1 year ago

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#diogenes #featherless biped #meme #memes

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dougielombax · 1 year ago

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Behold a man!

I’m not grouping this one in with my series of foxes standing on their back legs.

But it has the same energy.

For sure.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #my poor attempt at a joke #behold a man #diogenes #cats #black cats #not my cat #not my photo #featherless biped #man be upon ye #oik #oiks

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allmightyroden · 10 months ago

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i'm 100% sure at least some of you guys did the same mistake

#return of the obra dinn #obra dinn spoilers #obra dinn #featherless biped

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tychos-huzband · 3 months ago

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REJOICE! for tbh has achieved,,, BIPEDALITY!!!!

#tbh creature #autism creature #bipedal #behold a man #random ramblings #tbh #the autism creature #creature #featherless biped

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sincerely-sofie · 4 months ago

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I had a thought about Ark being the one to come out of being formed alongside Cresselia without any feathers and now I'm wheezing at a subsequent joke.

Featherless???? CHECK.

Biped????? NOT FREQUENTLY BUT HE'S GOT A PAIR OF LEGS IN THERE SOMEWHERE. CHECK.

BEHOLD A MAN

#the present is a gift au #pmd darkrai #pokémon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers of sky #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd eos #pmd2 #pmd #featherless biped #sofie says stuff #queued

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gnarptado · 9 days ago

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