#featherless biped

[cannibalchicken]

[allmightyroden]

i'm 100% sure at least some of you guys did the same mistake

[thestarlightprincess]

I should post this more. More people need pangolins on their dashboard..

Btw there needs to be more pangolins in monster hunter wilds. I know there is one but it's not enough.

[arewebeholdingaman]

So an honest man walks into a bar...

Now that we have your attention, please be seated for the following announcement:

This is a gimmick blog.

We all love diogenes. He was so right about men.

The criteria:

□ Is the subject featherless?

□ Is the subject a biped?

If both criteria are met, we have achieved "Man"* and beholding must take place as necessary.

If only one or no criteria is met, the subject does not classify as a man and thus shall be restricted from beholding activities.

You may submit your potential men to us through our ask box, where they shall be judged in public and rewarded (or chastised) for their humanity.

Note that due to personal life matters (and a rather beastly case of ADHD) our posting schedule is generally irregular, usually coming as two queued assessments per day for a short period of time then an indefinite period of radio silence. Do not worry during such times, I am incapable of dying.

For further inquiry on matters beyond the concept of man, please contact @salamie-baby , our primary blog on this website.

*The term man (from Proto-Germanic *mann- "person") and words derived from it can designate any or even all of the human race regardless of their sex or age. In traditional usage, man (without an article) itself refers to the species or to humanity (mankind) as a whole. – Wikipedia

[cookthepenguin]

[sincerely-sofie]

I had a thought about Ark being the one to come out of being formed alongside Cresselia without any feathers and now I'm wheezing at a subsequent joke.

Featherless???? CHECK.

Biped????? NOT FREQUENTLY BUT HE'S GOT A PAIR OF LEGS IN THERE SOMEWHERE. CHECK.

BEHOLD A MAN

[gnarptado]

This morning I got frustrated because someone made a bad joke

[kittydragondraws]

Featherless? Biped?

Behold, a man.

[bruneburg]

featherless biped time

[borzoikavka]

RAY on X: "大きくなったね🫶 https://t.co/8ReaWuKpko" / X

[rothinnpanna]

[usernamesaresohardimconflicted]

You watch while Sisyphis is continuously rolling boulders towards the top of a hill. Right before he gets there, The Boulder goes through one of two slits.

One leads to the Grand Hilbert Hotel. With an infinite number of rooms, it seems like they can easily accommodate the boulders, but all of the rooms are full, perhaps we can move some people around?

The other leads to the Ship of Theseus, but all of the pieces have been replaced over time. If a Boulder hits the ship, is it truly destroying the ship of theseus?

If you stop watching, the boulders will go through in a wave pattern instead.

If it hits the box with Schrodinger's Cat, the cat has a fifty percent chance of already being dead, but you won't know unless you look inside the box before the Boulder reaches it. If the boulder reaches it before you check, then there's a fifty percent chance that the cats death is your fault, but you will never know.

If the boulder hits Tantalaus, he is starving and undoubtedly can not fend off a rolling boulder, but he also would be unable to touch it if he tried.

If the boulder heads towards the featherless biped, it might kill a man, but some people argue that featherless bipeds are not necessarily men, so does it count as murder?

Does this still count as a trolly problem?

[sirswooshnoodles]

Not man as in human male or human of masculine gender but man as in featherless biped

[itsmergb]

Featherless? Biped? This is a man.

[Familiar/Human skull/Bald mutation]

[lizardrosen]

tumblr, i have a very important question for you: