#snail rambles tag

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Olimar getting interviewed by Jimmy Fallon

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Ralph in spinoff books compilation bc he needs some appreciation

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Happy Ralph day everynyan

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This screenshot is so tender- so loving. Stan made it up yeah but look at him feeding waddles like he's his own newborn son.

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Is it just me or does the collar if the coat make it look like this guy has the facial structure of homestar runner

I always find it funny to think about how suburban neighborhoods with 0 crime are always on high alert in case of, like, a 1950s East German spy.

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Nightmare friend group

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Important distinction

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Ralph breaks the Internet is one of the worst sequels in recent memory and tbh I can come up with better concepts on the fly

IDC (/lh) if you like this movie, I don't and it's my post.

- Hero's duty is a larger franchise. Give Calhoun an existential crisis.

- explain how consoles work in this universe. Instead of quarter alert, it's boot alert when the player turns the game on.

- have the plot revolve around the characters trying to promote a GoFundMe Mr. Litwak starts for the sugar rush controller.

- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MAKE VANELLOPE GO TURBO IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING IN THE FIRST MOVIE

- have FELIX break down over hate comments. Focus on him more emotionally in general.

- acknowledge Turbo's existence and how his actions traumatized Vanellope

- have a virus unleashed because they go to a shady website to artificially boost engagement on posts

- generally have the themes revolve mostly around feeling small and insignificant, but realizing how much you matter to people around you is significant enough.

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Spawned from a joke on the wir discord

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Why is he so cute this should be illegal

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213 notes on the Ralph book compilation, the wrecker man propaganda is workinggggg >:]

Here's another. As a treat.

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We need to talk about Hank and Ronny more they're interesting characters

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CDC in 2020: wear a mask and beat all that approach to with a sanitized 6-foot pole

CDC now: kiss people with covid with tounge, actually

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Man wir fandom lacking on the main guy- look at him he deserves a kiss on the cheek

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<3

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Looking closely at this pic, either Turbo has a awful hairline or he is in fact, bald