#snail rambles tag

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I love when bugs stick their front legs out when they fly. It's like they're going wheee

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Our only official look at doc in the turtleneck is from the fucking 'more than a woman' music video where Bob shakes his ass with the jello. I'm not joking in the slightest. We live in truly the weirdest timeline.

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Olimar getting interviewed by Jimmy Fallon

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Ralph in spinoff books compilation bc he needs some appreciation

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Happy Ralph day everynyan

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This screenshot is so tender- so loving. Stan made it up yeah but look at him feeding waddles like he's his own newborn son.

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Nightmare friend group

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213 notes on the Ralph book compilation, the wrecker man propaganda is workinggggg >:]

Here's another. As a treat.

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Spawned from a joke on the wir discord

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Important distinction

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My brush keeps telling me to "get rid of" Mr. House

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Ralph breaks the Internet is one of the worst sequels in recent memory and tbh I can come up with better concepts on the fly

IDC (/lh) if you like this movie, I don't and it's my post.

- Hero's duty is a larger franchise. Give Calhoun an existential crisis.

- explain how consoles work in this universe. Instead of quarter alert, it's boot alert when the player turns the game on.

- have the plot revolve around the characters trying to promote a GoFundMe Mr. Litwak starts for the sugar rush controller.

- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MAKE VANELLOPE GO TURBO IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING IN THE FIRST MOVIE

- have FELIX break down over hate comments. Focus on him more emotionally in general.

- acknowledge Turbo's existence and how his actions traumatized Vanellope

- have a virus unleashed because they go to a shady website to artificially boost engagement on posts

- generally have the themes revolve mostly around feeling small and insignificant, but realizing how much you matter to people around you is significant enough.

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Yes man doesn't sleep so he goes and does clerical shit while you're out, but he always makes sure to be ominously standing over you when you wake up so he can say "good morning! Rise and shine! Up and at em'!"

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What if we kissed in the ominous fix it felix corner

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Goth aesthetics have been on the brain recently, and I realized I had a lack in monster and goth ocs. So, Natasha was born. Turns out, Mothman is a girl and she likes drinking orange juice. More on her later bc I'm kinda busy!!

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I feel Ralph has nightmares about King Turbug after the events of movie 1. Like no way he didn't develop some kind of trauma from this shit