#: there is no way a bee
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still 2024 for me but im posting this early cause i will not finish a whole art in time for new years expect art around 4am or sum shit
#artwork#art#creepypasta#digital art#jeff the killer#jeffery woods#jeff the killer creepypasta#doodles#new year#new years eve#new years 2025#happy new year#last long ass tag of 2024 feeling silly i wonder if i can fill a whole entire paragraph in this one tag hmmmmmmmmmmm what if#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.
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It’s so poor quality, but that’s kinda the point-.
@miasmirror
#Mama#Dada#honey.#Watermelon?#I thought you said Guatemalan.#Why would I marry a watermelon?#They make the honey#and we make the money#I'm a kid#from the hive. I can't do this#Honey#I'm home#The surface area of the wings#and body mass make no sense.#The mental image was too good I physically couldn’t.#Gary Harrison kills Adam Sandler#This image is so dumb and I don’t regret making it.#according to all known laws of aviation#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway
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I also found out via my on efforts that there is a tag limit as putting the bee movie script in the tags and trying to reblog crashes the site. It did however post but the tags ended up getting truncated and cut off, but you should also include the tags in your calculations as you should be able to get a few thousand more characters in that way.
Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
#Mama#Dada#honey.#Watermelon?#I thought you said Guatemalan.#Why would I marry a watermelon?#They make the honey#and we make the money#I'm a kid#from the hive. I can't do this#Honey#I'm home#The surface area of the wings#and body mass make no sense.#reblog#tags#funny#original content#programming#reverse engineering#tumblr#hacking tumblr#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.
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ive bern up for 40 hours more or less where the fu l am i
#eepyposting#shit's moving that shouldn't move#blåhaj is nice#love blahaj#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.
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I really want to post for the mitsukou week but I'm in a hot car being squeezed and I'm gonna be for like 3 more hours. Also it just came to me how all the art that came out for it today is so pretty and I can't draw digitally and I'm weeping. So yeah I was waiting for this for a long time but maybe I'll join tomorrow idk.
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There’s something that’s just a bit funny about freight trains. They’ll be a kilometre long hauling eight and a half kilotonnes of metal and wheat and rock and whatever else, but it’s all being towed by one or two locomotives with electric motors. It’s the engineering equivalent of “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.”
#railfans#freight train#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#why are those already existing tags?#trains are by far the most efficient means of moving stuff
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custody battle
aka I really reeeealllyyy like the dynamic that @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington gave soundwave and bee. they are adopted father adopted son they adopted each other
#A THIRD FATHER HAS JOINED THE BATTLE#I have a horrible angsty comic in the oven for the two of them. no more happy fun times#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#b 127#bumbleebee#optimus prime#megatron#megop#laser beak#I am never going to draw laserbeak correctly#tf one#tf art#who adopted who first??#bee introducing all the parental figures he picked up along the way like#and that’s my dad and that’s my mom and that’s my dad and that’s my dad#zorangetf
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I just saw a post talking about the circle and I have no idea what that is? Maybe it's only because I've played Veilguard but is it like mage school?
In the northern half of Thedas it's a mage school yes, in the southern half it's a prison and its full title is the Circle of Magi, the wiki page for it is here if you want to give it a gander and this is the one for tranquility while we're at it
#and when I say Northern I mean just Tevinter#this is in no way your fault but I gotta go sit down for a little bit#asks for bee#dragon age#i just got possessed by my Amell and Anders for a sec#oh...#oh wait anon get back her do you know who Anders is
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i think as a society we do not appreciate how epic vector is enough
#i like the way he is genuinely huge compared to most of the other characters#like compare his model to shadows in shads game it is the funniest shit in the world tiny little angry baby#vector the crocodile#shadow the hedgehog#espio the chameleon#charmy bee#black doom sonic#sth#sonic#guys watch this im going to create something awesome are you ready#vecdow#you werent ready#team chaotix#my art
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#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:#(Barry is picking out a shirt)#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.
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They are debating about whether or not to squish you.
btw here's the speedpaint! I don't normally record them but I like the way this one looks.
#birdieghostart#starscream#transformers bumblebee#tf bumblebee#tf g1#transformers g1#macadam#maccadam#starbee#not cus the art is starbee in general but i ship them so therefor this was intended that way#bee is telling his wife “no baby you cant squaish the little humans that wouldn't be very cool” and he's just ignorming him#lol#tf generation one#tf g1 starscream#seekers
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Thought Fiddlestan was a purely comedic ship for a while but now I get it, I see the light. It’s about a man who nurtures and cares for others to the point of heartbreak meeting a man who doesn’t remember what it’s like for anyone to care about him. It’s about them being warm together around the absence of someone they both love. It’s about Fiddleford’s innate domesticity comforting a man whose deepest desire was to come home. It’s about falling in love with the same face again but in a new context that heals your past trauma. It’s about Stan’s unbridled affection finally validating someone who desperately needed the recognition. It’s also about very funny old man yaoi.
#it also completely works in canon if it ends poorly and they both get their memories wiped which is maybe the funniest part#stan my man you do not remember being El Gee Bee Tee but you know who else doesn’t remember? The junkyard hillbilly.#plus the yearning on both ends and the way it also makes sense for Fids to help Stan get the gears rolling on portal fixing#at its best it ends in a future where neither of them are as self destructive as in canon#and at its worst everything proceeds like normal#Fids starts a cult cause he got traumatized by the same damn face TWICE I would go insane too tbh#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines
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“If you want to be saved, a strong but gentle lady sailor is best!” 🍊🌸
#op#one piece#tashigi#nami#namitash#blood cw#did you know. them#BEE THE WAY just cuz i love adding trivia bits Nami’s price for her help was a little kiss on the cheek 💋#I truly believe Namis rizz is insane but it leaves her body the moment Tashigi shows her “strong but gentle” sailor powers#my art
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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