#made me laugh tho

[if-mirrormine]

NARRATOR:

(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)

According to all known laws of aviation,

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there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

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Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

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The bee, of course, flies anyway

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because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

and ive always said that

[secretscones]

I was just goofing around in live mode and already know what mod i gonna add back as soon thats possible again xDDDD.

Arno the Sim i have while being in the Vanilla save just went to get on his bike IN the bar 🤡to get to the upstairs bathroom. Just to, after finishing buisness, get on the bike again in the bar, to get home x'D

When you really have to show off the new bike you got i guess 😅, i remember how much the vanilla people have to endure/embrace. Depends on the point of view.

[wikipediagf]

Accidentally told my dad that I think one of his nieces is secretly mormon but doesn’t wanna tell anybody and his only response was that she’s not mormon she’s just bored and that caught me so off guard like maybe he won that one my mistake

[tspultradeluxe]

To the guy driving in front of us straight up just watching something while driving please never touch a wheel again ❤️

[catboii]

((I tried to draw the cuddle beanbag pile but I'm stopping here bc I hate this now but it's still a cute idea in my head that I can't portray lol

I tried to make it doodly and cartoonish but I'm just not gonna be able to get it. if you use your imagination it's cute tho

I have a thing abt awkward complicated poses bc if photos are candid and the characters are chilling out then they're probably in a really weird position that's not great for photographing

also wtf are wings these sprites are killing me

Tii (middle) is showing Davepeta (right, also my muse but not on Tumblr atm) something NSFW. whether its furry porn or if its something more. personal. we'll just never know!

Tii is wearing a sparkly dress and DPS is wearing a cute lil jumper and skirt, but isn't good at remembering to be polite and sit w their legs closed. I was gonna try and put a santa hat or one of those cracker paper crowns on Davesprite (@asskraehe) but idk why I just could not draw his face after like 5 attempts so I gave up 😭 he is getting all of the attention from the kitty cats tho

[s1renatheconfused]

Oh yes, let me be less concerned just because its consensual.

[shrimpwave]

Hey, would you ever be interested in doing commissions for free? I don't have money but I could sneeze in your hand in trade for one

[anemovisionuser]

You're welcome

Wriothesley's fatui priority list:

Make sure the young lady is comfortable

Save that boy from drowning maybe

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The brother will turn up eventually

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The harbringer? Ah right. Tagliatelle or whatever. Idk

[roseandbee]

I think I just blocked an actual random fuckboy wtf

[miffyxl]

I love using Reactionary instead of Aggressive

There's something about saying "this chihuahua is reactionary" and making people wonder just what that lump of anxiety's thoughts on immigration and welfare policies are.

[spiridakos]

Have you read the spoiler? People are claiming Jay married Erin in Bolivia and they are coming back to the States!!!!

No way! That's crazy. I hadn't heard about this spoiler yet.

[thelheo]

we found it, the worst rpg idea.

All RPGs are D&D.

Walk in, grab whatever rulebook the GM has, throw it in a fire. Put the DM's guide in their hands. All games are D&D whether they start that way or not.

[darkdragon768]

A classmate mentioned today that they needed to upload something onto Snapchat.

I said "Wait what, that still exists??"

And she replied with "Wow, I expected to hear that from someone who's 30 or something. Not from you."

Damn.

[overheardschoolbus]

- aw man he didn’t do the Mating Call™ when he got off the bus today

- yeah I’m pretty sure his neighbors begged him to stop doing that

[nekofiredemon]

submitted a support ticket today

[homoquartz]

icky

(ko-fi)