#made me laugh tho

[wikipediagf]

Accidentally told my dad that I think one of his nieces is secretly mormon but doesn’t wanna tell anybody and his only response was that she’s not mormon she’s just bored and that caught me so off guard like maybe he won that one my mistake

[tspultradeluxe]

To the guy driving in front of us straight up just watching something while driving please never touch a wheel again ❤️

[catboii]

((I tried to draw the cuddle beanbag pile but I'm stopping here bc I hate this now but it's still a cute idea in my head that I can't portray lol

I tried to make it doodly and cartoonish but I'm just not gonna be able to get it. if you use your imagination it's cute tho

I have a thing abt awkward complicated poses bc if photos are candid and the characters are chilling out then they're probably in a really weird position that's not great for photographing

also wtf are wings these sprites are killing me

Tii (middle) is showing Davepeta (right, also my muse but not on Tumblr atm) something NSFW. whether its furry porn or if its something more. personal. we'll just never know!

Tii is wearing a sparkly dress and DPS is wearing a cute lil jumper and skirt, but isn't good at remembering to be polite and sit w their legs closed. I was gonna try and put a santa hat or one of those cracker paper crowns on Davesprite (@asskraehe) but idk why I just could not draw his face after like 5 attempts so I gave up 😭 he is getting all of the attention from the kitty cats tho

[s1renatheconfused]

Oh yes, let me be less concerned just because its consensual.

[theforestknowsmydreams]

and I can't even fucking deny it. it really is

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

[morningsaidthemoon]

WATCH THE I DONT WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL PILOT ‼️‼️

[roseandbee]

I think I just blocked an actual random fuckboy wtf

[miffyxl]

I love using Reactionary instead of Aggressive

There's something about saying "this chihuahua is reactionary" and making people wonder just what that lump of anxiety's thoughts on immigration and welfare policies are.

[anemovisionuser]

You're welcome

Wriothesley's fatui priority list:

Make sure the young lady is comfortable

Save that boy from drowning maybe

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The brother will turn up eventually

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The harbringer? Ah right. Tagliatelle or whatever. Idk

[spiridakos]

Have you read the spoiler? People are claiming Jay married Erin in Bolivia and they are coming back to the States!!!!

No way! That's crazy. I hadn't heard about this spoiler yet.

[inkskinned]

okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."

once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.

i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.

however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:

someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.

[thelheo]

we found it, the worst rpg idea.

All RPGs are D&D.

Walk in, grab whatever rulebook the GM has, throw it in a fire. Put the DM's guide in their hands. All games are D&D whether they start that way or not.

[daemaid]

AU type thing where instead of imprisoning him, the Bishops somehow manage to wrestle the red crown off of Narinder and he is reduced to his mortal form.

[overheardschoolbus]

- aw man he didn’t do the Mating Call™ when he got off the bus today

- yeah I’m pretty sure his neighbors begged him to stop doing that

[nekofiredemon]

submitted a support ticket today

[triaelf9]

"average apostate mage betrays hero once a Dragon Age game" factoid actualy just statistical error. average apostate betrays mostly 0 times a game. Betrayal Solas, who lives in sad fade land & betrays over 10,000 people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted