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nepdapurrbeast · 1 year ago

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henry: NO! YOU CANNOT MOTOR BOAT ME WHILE THERE ARE CUSTOMERS AROUND!

william:

#I FINALLY GOT OUT OF MY 3 MONTH ART BLOCK #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #henry emily #wilry #willry #its toxic old man yaoi

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago

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we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see

#dredge game #spoilers. technically lol #my friend mim (at mimzalot on twitch etc) streamed dredge at it went the FUnniest way it couldve #two streams in we made a joke abt the collector and the fisherman being in toxic old man yaoi #divorcee-on-widower situationship together. and the joke kept up Literally Until The Very End #iykyk #could not have stumbled into a better way to keep the surprise #and The Best Thing Is. I do still think the yaoi is meaningful to the text #like mim brought up how resurrection is inherently a selfish act. I sat on that for a While #but also I do just enjoy body double. abdication of responsibility through othering a specific part of yourself #pairing that with specifically Being A Villain as like. a deliberate act #u see my vision. u ever played dredge #anyways uhhh caption is from no party for cao dong's devotion #yes its bc red candle game's devotion is like a quarter of my personality but also I do listen to no party for cao dong recreationally #also been really feelin this kind of ink recently. U Will See. Soon Ish #seems I have like... phases of trying to figure out specific textures in ink #a long time ago I was Really into drawing metal with just ink. and a few years ago it was fire. and now: water #one day I'll get all five. and then I will be able to see the future #okay I either finish up a thing or go to bed now... depends. we shall see. take care and be kind to urself yeah? lets draw smthing tmr

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aria-greenhoodie · 4 months ago

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I fucking HATE them.

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#they make me want to kill things with my teeth and hands #also more of my human bill design you will see more of him #I’m probably gonna get the book of bill tomorrow so I’ll soon start being abnormal about its contents too #aria draws #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #human bill cipher #billford #bill x ford #I love toxic (soon to be old man) yaoi #I need to eat drywall I need to slam my head into a wall #nest time I’m at work I’m crawling into that trash compactor just to relieve myself of the illness #they’re in my fucking head I need to kill them both #toxic yaoi #yayyyyy

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meanyart · 4 months ago

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"Do we have a deal?"

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rapidhighway · 9 months ago

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do i need to say anything

#archie sonic #toxic old man yaoi #after writing this tag tumblr immediately suggested hannibal to me which. i guess its good its on my to watch lmao #locke the echidna #king acorn #YIPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bye girl #maxlocke

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calebsrottingcorpse · 2 months ago

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Posting this insane fucking shit on tumblr too because I know you guys can appreciate peak when you see it

#“Toxic old man yaoi” this “Toxic old man yaoi” that until it’s them #please its fucking FUNNY #don’t jump me #“I can fix him“ no you CANNOT #the owl house #toh #philip wittebane #papa Titan #Belpapa #crackship #i hope you appreciate my voiceover as much as my neighbors did (hopefully more)

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tinfoil-jones · 2 months ago

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Tate Pines AU: Parenting Styles

Did Stan ever talk to Fiddleford after the truth was revealed? Yes, they had one direct conversation about it pre-Weirdmageddon, post-Ford return. It went exactly how you think it would go:

Fiddleford: I had to protect him from the portal! You didn't know how to prioritize his safety over your guilt, Stanley- for Gods sake, he committed sixteen felonies by the age of five!

Stan: First of all, they don't count as felonies because he was never caught. Second of all, it was nineteen if you count the different types of counterfeiting. Third, YOU want to call ME out on bad parenting, McGucket!? You literally started a cult!

#tate pines au #tate is a fiddlestan kid au #also Fiddleford has an arm in a sling cracked glasses and a black eye because this is after Ford confronted him aka beat him up #Not shown but Ford is also there but its too keep Stan from murdering Fiddleford #Ford is still on Stan's side because he doesn't know what proper childcare is either #dont get it twisted they still banged right after this (ford left when they started angrilly kissing)#gravity falls #gravity falls au #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #old man mcgucket #tate mcgucket #tater mcgucket #fiddlestan #but antagonistic #toxic old man yaoi

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geraskierfanficprompts · 3 months ago

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When Jaskier's angry or upset, it's always "Don't touch me!" "Get away!" "Hands off!" And then the bard will be gone for hours or days until he calms down.

Now, Geralt understands this kind of reaction. He himself doesn't want to talk to/be around others when he's angry. Much less let anyone touch him. The thing is...Jaskier acting that way never fails to make Geralt feel like shit. Jaskier is usually so affectionate that the sudden cut off is jarring. The first few times it happened, Geralt had been sure that Jaskier was fed up with him and leaving for good.

However, Jaskier always returns. They make amends, and the bard resumes his touchy, affectionate ways.

One day though, they have their worst argument yet. And although he had always come back before, Geralt is certain that this is the time Jaskier will leave forever. If Jaskier walks out that door, Geralt is sure he will never see him again.

So, unthinkingly, Geralt catches the bard's wrist.

Jaskier's eyes widen, panic replaces anger. "Geralt! Let me go! Let me go right now!"

Geralt loosens his grip reflexively in response to Jaskier's panic. Did the bard think the witcher would force him to stay?

He opens his mouth to try to explain.

Only, the world is...spinning? And Geralt's tongue is heavy. And everything is warm. Oh, he feels like he’s going to hurl.

Then, he passes out.

An unknown amount of time later, Geralt wakes. He feels kind of hungover but is otherwise fine. To his relief, Jaskier is sitting at his bedside.

When the bard notices Geralt is awake, he inquires after his health. At Geralt's reassurance that he is fine, Jaskier launched into a tirade about the number of times he had told Geralt "NOT TO TOUCH ME WHEN I’M MAD! AND THAT INCLUDES RIGHT NOW, YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD!!!"

Geralt is a bit confused about how Jaskier being mad and his fainting spell are connected.

Two things are revealed:

1) Jaskier is part fae.

2) Some fae become toxic to touch when they are angry or upset. It is a magical trait, so it fades when the anger does. However, it can still be deadly.

This puts some things into perspective. Like how Jaskier, who seems to feel entitled to his emotions/reactions no matter how inappropriate they may be, is very skilled at cooling his temper. Or how, when he does become angry, he chooses verbal slander over physical violence. Or how when there IS a physical fight Jaskier wraps his hands in cloth and tries to use blunt instruments.

Bonus: Geralt tells all of the witchers not to touch Jaskier when he's mad, and Lambert takes that as a challenge.

I LOVE THIS!!!!!! OH MY GOODDDDDD!!! You take the things we spoke about and add onto it like putting glitter on a macaroni art craft, it's beautiful, It's so beautiful, oh my god! Poor Geralt thought his bard was leaving and poor Jaskier has to watch his stupid idiot Witcher touch him, gAH I love it! I want to read a 5k oneshot about it