#stan x bill

[camenxi]

thinking about what if bill visited stan a few months after the ford-portal accident and he sees stan being the most miserable pathetic depressed grieving man who just chugged his 8th bottle of beer looking absolutely sleep deprived and a mess and bill considers it hot as fuck

[justsomecouscous]

*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them

*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns

[keennachotraveler]

Them <3

[meanyart]

"Do we have a deal?"

[mumatsi]

Billey is their ship name, right

[inkblot-embalmer]

I've been going insane. Gravity Falls AU that's an offshoot of Reverse Falls.

Okay that's all.

[velnoni]

Stanbill is hilariously so toxic that the comics folks make have me laughing. It'll just be Stan and Bill trying to out con each other, and then it's pure tension. He hates Stan so much in BOB.

That scene where the monkey kisses Skipper? It's literally them.

[liv45no]

Bill: I can’t believe Stanford’s gone. It was so out of the blue!

Henchmaniac: well, not entirely. You did possess his body against his will, he put a spell on you and threatened to erase you from existence and then you said you didn’t care and almost erased yourself and then when you were halfway gone he started denying your existence and thus triggered your maniacal self and almost caused the end of his home dimension.

Bill: and then boom! Out of the blue! Divorce papers!

[spencil-mertinez]

Do you prefer image 1 or 2?

[evilbookworm]

Can stenbrough shippers be my moots because they are underrated 😔 (and Reddie too I love you reddie)

[rattraptmnt]

Bill and Stan's ship name should be called pyramid scheme

[camenxi]

stupid

[keennachotraveler]

Toxic yaoi amirite

[ryminsteddiesashanne]

Back on my shit

[aphroditusiscorroded]

I love the idea that Bill’s manipulation tactics are horribly obvious but Ford is so socially inept that it works on him perfectly

“He was a masterful manipulator.”

No bestie he was just nice to you and you folded like a house of cards

[paintedcrows]

It is imperative to me that Bill and Stan do torrid Duchess Approves roleplay and argue about character motivations