I forgor this account existed and now I'm unapologetically being thirsty on main 23yo, he/him, idfk what attraction I have, somehow on the ace spectrum but I want that old man (and to someday BE that old man, I wanna be a gilf sue me)
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I just *approaches wall* don't understand *grabs wall* why the fuck *leans back* he's so ADORABLE *bashes head into wall* This is a grown man *bashes head into woll* how is he so cutee *bashes head into wall* pookies eyes shine with the light of a thousand suns *bashes head* and he's doomed to have that light extinguished *bashhs hed* by thb ons hed truds thr moss *babses heab* i jst wana squish hid fase *cashes had* fricken cutie
#this is about#fiddleford mcgucket#im predictable#fiddauthor#fiddlestan#both or just one#either way#fids deserves the world#emma may mcgucket#shes so sweet and didnt deserve this either#tate mcguckett#how you guys draw them i stg#its adorable and heartbreaking#i want to give them all hugs#old man mcguckett#ahhhh#do the asterisks make this easier or more difficult to read
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Listen only on tumblr can I say
"idk i just wanna throw him to the wolves and see him ripped apart, it'd be such a cute first date~💖"
And know that at least one person out there understands, and then they add to it and make it worse
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Listen, listen, I'm a simple guy
I walk down the street and notice a man who had seen horrors beyond human compression, his eyes are surrounded in dark circles and his past mistakes nip at his ankles in the shadow of his wake, constantly reminding him of his failures. He's deaf to the world as the memory of whispered words echo loudly and endlessly in his ears, threatening to shatter his ear drums with just a breath. The scars that litter his body ache as tight skin stretches and splits over his ribs as he pulls in the most ragged breaths. The light in his eyes used to cherish something, they speak of a light that shone brighter than the center of a galaxy. But that light fell in on itself and his eyes portray the truth of the raging black hole that he fell in love with...
I see that man and think "aww what a cutie patootie <3 i wanna squish his sad little face"
#honestly any fictional male character#hes seen the horrors#specifically this is about#billford#standford pines#but also imagine its about#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#or even#stanley pines#fiddlestan#bill cipher#listen im a sucker for#toxic yaoi#old man yaoi#toxic old man yaoi#am i spamming tags#maybe#i love them#young ford pines#hes adorable#traumatize him
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the only way im getting fucked rn is emotionally
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This is the only way I imagine feral Ford
He definitely chews on things when deep in thought, absolutely gnawing away
Maybe growls/snarls when people try to steal from him
Imagine he hears bills name and his hair stands up on end
i dont understand the feral ford thing at all but whenever i see it mentioned i just picture the caged moldy krabby patty that growls at spongebob
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Mcscuse I'm at a christmas family gathering i can't be sad
You took away my friend
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I love how people draw old man mcguckett when he's healing
A braided beard, or maybe he cut it shorter
His glasses are back, his hair isn't
He's still a little crazy but now it's portrayed as more eccentric, he plays his fiddle again
Maybe he's still up to some old antics, carrying racoon wife around, building giant death rays, but if you look closely, racoon wife is wearing a little bow that Mabel definitely put on her, the death ray just kills weeds in gardens and leaves the flowers unharmed
Healing isn't perfect but it is beautiful, and there's beauty in imperfections
I just really like how people portray healing old man mcguckett
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make the billford smooch maybe ahahah... wouldnt that be crazy??? i mean you dont have to ahahahah...
sweats profusely
Ignore the haters.
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Oh don't mind me just minding my business-
gnaws on toxic ship dynamics in the corner like it's the best bone ive ever laid teeth on
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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Ship Dynamic: Yapper × Mmm
#how do i pick one ship for this#humming is an answer#sometimes its a hmm#also a mhm#the talkative one always understands what each hmm means tho
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Cooking is just the secret love child of science and potion making
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"I could fix him!" this
"I could make him worse!" that
Leave that little guy alone!
(I know I saw someone else post something very similar but I can't find it)
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There's just something about a fictional man with blood on his face and staining his clothes... the bruises and the cuts...
it could be his blood or someone else's, he could have a determined look on his face as he kicks some serious ass, or tears are threatening to run down his cheeks as he's knocked down once again
There's just something about it that has me gnawing at my enclosure
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