#or cooking

[seekers-who-are-lovers]

Aah, one of those Sundays, eh?

[verydeadaten]

Jaune: Hey Pyr! I made you some chocolate cake!

Pyrrha: *looking at the cake*

Pyrrha: …are you trying to seduce me?

Jaune: Wha?

Pyrrha: *taking off clothes* Because it’s working.

Jaune: WHAT

[time-sponges]

Being baked is a weed thing but being fried is just a tired thing? I am confused, How many baking emotions are there?

[femmefighter]

Get to know your mutuals!

Well considering I've been tagged twice, I had better hurry up and do this. Thank you @verdika and @ahsokahearteyes!

Get to know me tag game

Rules: answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

Favorite Colour: First question and I already feel attacked. How do I choose just one?! 😂😭 Alright, fine. Forest green.

Last Song: Puttin' on the Ritz - Taco. I've got a dance to it coming up and I rehearse in my head.

Currently Watching: HOTD, but got so many other shows I need to catch up on.

Currently Craving: Just contently sipping a cup of tea, so nothing! Aside from a better brain that would let me get the writing I should be doing done! 😂😭

Coffee or Tea: Both! Coffee x2 in the morning, teas in the arvos/evenings.

Any Hobby You Would Like To Try: I'm already trying multiple that I've always wanted to do! Dancing, drawing, cosplaying and writing! Pretty bloody shite at all of them, but I'm having fun learning!

Any Au You’re Plotting For ?: IRL? I'm always preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I am surviving that shit! But for writing? Got a couple of canon-divergent/time-travel AUs in the ever-growing list of WIPs, and also a Casino Royale AU... One day!

Alright, I tag YOU @jessequinnfirstofhername @kalevalakryze @tatooinesun2121 @wrenandshinpy @halepo @milkcioccolato @sapphicsparkles @armoralor @timetodiverge

No pressure. But this message will self-destruct in ten seconds...

[xoxosimp]

I love how a lot mike zacharias lovers agree with the headcanon the fact that Mike is a culinary mastermind

[after-witch]

... maybe tomorrow I'll have more than 10 minutes of free time before bed lmao

but not today!!!

(to be fair, um, right after I got home I spent an hour snuggling with my cat because she was being really needy and I feel awful for leaving her home all day--she's not used to being alone for so long! My dear sweet thing.)

[the-insufferable-know-it-all]

does anyone else do a little dance to the D&D Court theme song?

[vinnyandthephenomena]

i want to make cookies tomorrow to fill some sort of void in me

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭