#or cooking

[seekers-who-are-lovers]

Aah, one of those Sundays, eh?

[verydeadaten]

Jaune: Hey Pyr! I made you some chocolate cake!

Pyrrha: *looking at the cake*

Pyrrha: …are you trying to seduce me?

Jaune: Wha?

Pyrrha: *taking off clothes* Because it’s working.

Jaune: WHAT

[tpchicken7]

Imagining if the show had more time or inclination to care about it how Jaskier would absolutely defend Yennefer from Geralt's sword and wrath after the reunited in Cintra in 2x07.

I mean picture it: Geralt is PISSED and has his sword to Yennefer's neck and Jaskier sees this. Knowing that Geralt will absolutely regret it later if he hurts Yennefer, and considering she saved him in Oxenfurt, he sees the big, long stick Yenn has dropped and picks it up. Then he uses the stick to push Geralt's sword away, getting in between the two of them.

At this point everyone would be so confused, especially Geralt. Geralt would yell at Jaskier to get out of the way, and Jaskier would tell him to calm down before he makes any new rash decisions. Arguments would get heated until Jaskier screams at him that this is HIS wife and he will defend her since she saved his life.

COMPLETE SILENCE while Geralt tries to process what the frack Jaskier just said.

Yennefer tries to apologize, but Geralt has regained half his brain and orders Jaskier and Yarpen to take Ciri to Kehr Moren, to which Jaskier totally flips out again. "People that show barely any regard for me don't get to order me around!" To which Geralt would be absolutely perplexed about again.

Jaskier only finally agrees to go with Ciri and Yarpen because Yennefer convinces him to. Jaskier makes Geralt promise he won't kill Yennefer or he's not going to leave them alone.

Instead of being standoffish, Ciri would have sooooooo many questions on the journey and Jaskier might even notice when Ciri gets possessed. Which would've been much more helpful when they got to the keep.

Then maybe after all the drama is resolved, Geralt and Jaskier could have a real heart to heart and Geralt could sincerely apologize about the mountain instead a halfhearted sorry from top of a horse.

But maybe after all these years, I'm still just super salty about the show's totally disregard for Jaskier and decisions to make him the butt of all jokes.

[nobodys-saviour]

no actually i dont understand a thing about walten files i just like watching them silly people do silly things. like child endangerment. and murder

[femmefighter]

Get to know your mutuals!

Well considering I've been tagged twice, I had better hurry up and do this. Thank you @verdika and @ahsokahearteyes!

Get to know me tag game

Rules: answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

Favorite Colour: First question and I already feel attacked. How do I choose just one?! 😂😭 Alright, fine. Forest green.

Last Song: Puttin' on the Ritz - Taco. I've got a dance to it coming up and I rehearse in my head.

Currently Watching: HOTD, but got so many other shows I need to catch up on.

Currently Craving: Just contently sipping a cup of tea, so nothing! Aside from a better brain that would let me get the writing I should be doing done! 😂😭

Coffee or Tea: Both! Coffee x2 in the morning, teas in the arvos/evenings.

Any Hobby You Would Like To Try: I'm already trying multiple that I've always wanted to do! Dancing, drawing, cosplaying and writing! Pretty bloody shite at all of them, but I'm having fun learning!

Any Au You’re Plotting For ?: IRL? I'm always preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I am surviving that shit! But for writing? Got a couple of canon-divergent/time-travel AUs in the ever-growing list of WIPs, and also a Casino Royale AU... One day!

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[xoxosimp]

I love how a lot mike zacharias lovers agree with the headcanon the fact that Mike is a culinary mastermind

[after-witch]

... maybe tomorrow I'll have more than 10 minutes of free time before bed lmao

but not today!!!

(to be fair, um, right after I got home I spent an hour snuggling with my cat because she was being really needy and I feel awful for leaving her home all day--she's not used to being alone for so long! My dear sweet thing.)

[the-insufferable-know-it-all]

does anyone else do a little dance to the D&D Court theme song?

[vinnyandthephenomena]

i want to make cookies tomorrow to fill some sort of void in me

[thelittleruby]

me

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids