#fae jaskier

[thedemonofcat]

One of the witchers makes a comment about Jaskier “aging well.”

And Jaskier’s like, “Thank you! I put a lot of thought into the amount of wrinkles and grey hair is realistic, yet sexy.”

Geralt, who’s been having a full-on crisis about Jaskier’s mortality: “what?”

With a snap of his fingers, Jaskier gradually transformed, reverting to the youthful appearance Geralt remembered from their first meeting all those years ago. Yet, even then, there had always been something... sharper about him. Or had there? Geralt couldn't quite recall.

"Feels good to get that glamour off," Jaskier remarked with a smile, stretching his arms. "They can get a bit stuffy after a while."

Geralt stared at the bard, utterly dumbfounded. "You were wearing a glamour?"

"I thought you knew," Jaskier replied, his expression mirroring Geralt's confusion. "I’m a Fae. We don’t really age."

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 139

Geralt has noticed some... Things... About his traveling companion, Jaskier. Troublesome things. Like how he's almost certainly of faeblood. It's just little things he does or says or is that make Geralt's imaginary radar go off. He never uses iron utensils, He is truthful to a fault, He's mischievous and lustful, He never breaks a promise, not in an honorable way, but almost in a way as if fate is forcing his body to complete whatever he promised, no matter what. He's also gorgeous. Even in times when the road should've worn him down. Where there should be dust or grime, Jaskier somehow still shines like a freshly polished jewel. And don't even get Geralt started on the impossibility of Jaskier's freakishly vibrant blue eyes. That is NOT human! There are always wildflowers when Jaskier walks in the woods, even sometimes when they are out of season. Trees seem to bend toward him, always making a cover for the rain to keep him dry. When he went swimming, Geralt swears the water looks cleaner afterward. One time Geralt got tired of human-safe food, and decided to cook their dinner that night differently. He cooked one serving all the way, safe for humans, and one only a little, still nice and raw, unsafe for humans. And yet Geralt came back from feeding Roach to find Jaskier happily chowing down on the raw one. Geralt went to warn him, but stopped. Could Jaskier really not tell the difference? Surely the texture and taste was different... And then Jaskier was done. Geralt waited a few days, just sure Jaskier would fall ill, as humans usually did when eating food Geralt has learned is unsafe for them, but Jaskier didn't fall ill. In fact, he seemed healthier than ever. Which could only mean he isn't human. When Geralt talks to Jaskier and hints about knowing however, Jaskier doesn't seem to realize. Which means he must not even know. Geralt paces around camp. How is he to break the news to Jaskier that Jaskier has fae in his blood? Perhaps his mother cheated, perhaps one of his parents were a changeling, perhaps a grandparent wasn't what they said they were, perhaps he, himself, is a changeling... Jaskier returns from a bathroom break and cocks an eyebrow at his witcher pacing around camp like a restless animal. "Geralt? Darling, what are y-" "Jaskier, you're fae." Geralt blurts. Fuck. That is not how he wanted to break the news to poor Jaskier. Jaskier is standing there, face paling, eyes wide, breath coming in short rasps. It's difficult news to deliver, and Geralt did it insensitively. Jaskier seems to be panicking. Geralt will help him, will comfort him. Fae or not, that's his Jaskier. Jaskier is freaking the FUCK out. Geralt found out he's fae! Fuckfuckfuck! He thought he was so good at hiding it! Sure, there were a few slipups here and there, as there is with any big secret, but he really thought Geralt was none the wiser! He should've known the monsterhunter would recognize a monster when he saw one. Now Jaskier must decide if he'll die by Geralt's hand, or try to outrun the witcher, as surely no man wants to be companions with a member of the trickster faefolk.

[hngryazn]

I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD!!

Trying my best to get back into traditional.. As a treat please accept some non-human Jaskier 😌

[hummingburger]

SORRY FOR ABANDONING YALL 💔

here’s some geraskier as an apology ❤️

btw i started using clip studio paint and i’m thinking abt getting a subscription bcus its lowkey better than procreate

[gregre369]

Jaskier and young Vesemir would definitely have fucked.

[parkranger-monster-fucker]

Please someone help me find a fic

Jaskier is fae I'm p sure and goes to kaer morhen with Geralt.

Geralt and Eskel ask him to help make gifts for each other, and Jaskier's dying inside bc he loves them and wants them to be happy.

Jaskier goes and makes them a picnic but goes into heat and gets found by a rotfiend I'm p sure, and Lambert tells them to get their heads out of their asses

[z0mbie2b0y]

This is shit but here

Idk how tags work but here is my gift to the geraskefer fans😭

[blessed-are-the-stupid]

was anyone going to tell me Joey Batey is an accomplished musician and in The Amazing Devil or did I have to read that in the fae!jaskier blog tags myself. The music he made literally fits my Witcher AUs. Spectacular.

[ficsforfundota]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Lambert (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Fae Jaskier, Fae Name Deals but not really, Save a Witcher Bingo, Soft Witchers (The Witcher), In love Witcher, Fae & Fairies, Monster Lover, Faes are Monsters IDK, Monster Lover March, Monster Fucker March, jaskier and lambert, fairy wings, Walking Amongst Humans, bard jaskier, Witchers Bathing, Bathtubs, Worries, teen for bathing, Kissing, Is Lambert Brain Washed?, idk - Freeform, Fae Magic, Fae Love, Bard Jaskier still even though hes Fae, Scared Jaskier | Dandelion, Nervousness, Confessions Series: Part 3 of Witcher Bingo, Part 1 of MonsterMarch Summary:

Jaskier is a Fae, and he never planned to give any human his name, until he met Lambert.

A Witcher.

So he finally gives Lambert his name, but he feels terrible for how long it took and wonders if he may lose his life or lose his lover.

Save a Witcher Bingo Slot Magic + Day one of Monster Lover/F*cker Bingo Rated Teen for a nakey bathtub Witcher and Fae time but nothing more @save-a-witcher-bingo

[thedemonofcat]

It's Jaskier's first visit to Kaer Morhen, and he's brimming with excitement as Geralt brings him along for the winter. In his enthusiasm, he fails to notice the trails of mushrooms sprouting in his wake.

Unbeknownst to him, Jaskier is a changeling, and his dormant Fae nature is beginning to awaken. This shift has not gone unnoticed, drawing the attention of nearby Fae who have become aware of his presence.

Believing that Geralt has abducted Jaskier and is keeping him captive, the Fae are determined to breach Kaer Morhen to "rescue" him.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Jaskier who is the child taken in exchange for a changeling. He's not genetically fae, but he is culturally fae. Like, he loves nature and trickery and cream. He has a distaste for lies and iron. He is the MOST polite about hospitality.

Maybe Geralt has suspicions about Jaskier being fae; however, it’s just how he was raised.

Bonus points if Jaskier isn’t human, he’s just not fae.

That ending is the best part omg I'm crying Imagining some fairy/siren/selkie/??? Jaskier who all the witchers are CONVINCED is a fae and he's just like "No, I just have manners lol."

[hummingburger]

fun doodle page (guess who the unnamed characters are)

also i drew these without reference so if they look a little funky that’s why 😃

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier unthinkingly pulling on Geralt’s medallion for some reason, and the witcher makes a *noise*.

Fae are always drawn to shiny objects, and Geralt had quickly learned that for fae like Jaskier, this included his witcher medallion.

"Jask, stop pulling," Geralt grumbled as the bard made his fifth attempt of the day to snatch the medallion.

"I was just looking," Jaskier replied innocently. "Besides, I enjoy the funny noise you make when it gets tugged."

"That would be the sound of me choking," Geralt muttered, earning a small pout from the bard. Sighing, Geralt reached into his pocket and pulled out a sparkling bracelet adorned with jewels. "If I give you this, will you leave my medallion alone?"

A mischievous gleam appeared in Jaskier’s eyes as he eagerly grabbed the bracelet. "Yes, please!" he chirped. As Jaskier admired his new shiny treasure, Geralt wondered how long this trinket would hold the fae’s attention.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Jaskier never makes promises. He literally never says the word “promise”, and he swears no oaths.

It’s a subtle quirk. It takes Geralt years to notice. When he points it out, Jaskier says with false levity, “I guess I don’t.”

From the bard’s body language, Geralt can see he doesn’t want to talk about it, so the topic is dropped.

Years later—after Geralt screams his fury at Jaskier—the bard says in a broken voice, “Don’t worry, Geralt. I promise not to bother you anymore.”

The promise sears itself onto Geralt’s soul like a brand. One made of chaos, and he can feel it become binding.

Geralt whips around, but Jaskier was gone.

There are a few moments of confusion before Geralt realizes what just happened. Jaskier had promised, and that promise was sealed with chaos. Only the Fae have such an ability.

YESSSSSSS i love this Geralt has to track down Jaskier and prove that Jaskier doesn't bother him, and thus the promise is still ringing true, even as they continue traveling together

[elviehun]

now that '23 has finally kicked the bucket, we can talk about the really important thing:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!

[flavoredfaeman]

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