#its such a funny ship name
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“you do things to me.”
TR: I hate you.
DF: I know.
TR: I want you dead.
DF: I know.
TR: One day, I’ll be the cause of your collapse.
DF: I know.
TR: I hate you, I’ll kill you, I’ll sabotage everything you stand for—
DF: I know.
DF: I love you.
TR: …
TR: I know.
#this is SO CORNY#actually top tier cheesiness levels in the caption#‘stal we get it you’re a huge romantic’#this was actually so fun to draw LMFAO#iterator logs#il toxic yaoi#yes im making that a goddamn tag#its such a funny ship name#the other option is ‘pavement’ but it doesnt slap quite as hard#distant frontier#twisting roads#does this go into the rain world main tag????#rain world#rain world iterator#id say ‘that caption made me myself cringe’ but actually im not going to pretend like i hate this#toxic yaoi ft df’s inability to realize he’s in love bc hes a dumbass#‘why does my chest feel all light and fluttery?? must be a system malfunction.’#body horror warning#das if you see this um.#sorry for bastardizing your characters LMFAO
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.
#obviosuly this a joke I dont actually feel that intesnely about ship names#its just funny to me#and yes i know there are other semi-popular ship names for this pair#they just dont seem to be the mainstream ones#jonmartin#jmart#the magnus archives#tma#tma shitpost#stick stick sticky stick
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self indulgent vizzy art lol
#vizzy#murder drones vizzy#murder drones v#murder drones lizzy#lizzy murder drones#v murder drones#serial designation v#v x lizzy#if they have another ship name lemme know pleaseeee#otherwise Im gonna call it meangirlshipping bc i think its funny#murder drones art#murder drones fanart#murder drones artwork#this is canon actually i work for glitch /j
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr textpost#hsr memes#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail meme#boothill#hsr boothill#argenti#hsr argenti#sunday#hsr sunday#aventurine#hsr aventurine#black swan#hsr black swan#argenhill#boothill x argenti#i love their 'guns n' roses' ship name a whole lot but im not trying to unintentionally put this in the actual band's tag lmao#i dont have a good concise title for this one its just like. 50% Boothill and 50% my other fav hsr men. thats it thats the theme#also. dont fuckign come at me like 'but the 6th one isn't accurate! he wasn't born in a test tube!!' listen. i know.#he was found abandoned in the snow or smthn idk i haven't dug into his lore leaks yet but i Know. the first half isnt all that accurate#but the overall vibes of it are funny enough to me that i had to make it anyways. let's all just learn to suspend our disbelief a bit#for the sake of laughs. also also. hopefully it goes w/o saying but if something ever lacks a source it's bc i found it like that#i always leave the op's handles even if they dont fit the characters but sometimes the posts i find have already had them cropped out#which irks me bc i Try to be a stickler for giving credit. but anyways. enough overthinking the making of these silly memes#also. some of these are prob a bit more accurate only if you've seen some of Boothill's voiceline and message leaks but eh its fine
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Shang qinghua behind you-
[ID in plain and alt text: digital drawing of shang qinghua and shen qingqiu from scum villain. shang qinghua has one hand on his hip, the other hand pointing up, eyes closed and smiling as if saying something philosophical. Above him is a speech bubble where he quotes a tumblr post by user klezmurlocs that says "calling a work of fiction 'saccharine and masturbatory' to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off". shen qingqiu is behind him with a murderous glare, swinging his fan towards shang qinghua as if it was a baseball bat. End ID]
(shoutout to @princess-of-purple-prose for the idea I took from her tags)
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#<- its not ship art but the ship name is too funny not to use#my art
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draw these two being a cute couple
Hey fun fact, I ship them as well so have a sketch dump of them actually
#cult of the lamb#the ones art#cotl leshy#annabe#leshy x yellow cat#leshycat#i feel like i need a distinct ship name for my yellow cat and leshy hmm#cotl kallamar#cotl shamura#cotl heket#cotl narinder#(these two are small. tiny even)#pujulon#huna#i swear i need to make a chart of the relationships of my cotl stuff because they've changed a couple of times as i do my own thing#leshy and annabe are slowburn to me. its funny if the ex being of chaos takes ages to confess because he's too embarrased
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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🦖👖👍.
#mati draws#jjba#jjba fanart#steel ball run#sbr#dinopants#thats such a funny ship name i like it a lot#also these 2 r funny like as a concept. its so much less than i expected and that makes it better i think#diego brando#hot pants
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the !! them!!! and random serpentine that arent any existing one particular
#ninjago shipping#ninjago cole#ninjago geo#ninjago dragons rising#geodeshipping#lostshipping#i forgot what their other ship name is#need to stare at a pic of their kids because it feels so incomplete drawing just these two without them AGHH#these two look so good together and they are so. so shoujo#yk i wanna brainstorm about geo. he was in the lost realm because literally none of his fellow munce wanted him right#just cuz hes the colour of a geckle#sighh...but we didnt see him in master of the mountain so he was probably already in the lost realm by then!! amd then theres#bonzle and the kids#the kids i cant really assume how long theyve been there...probably post-merge cuz theyre well. kids...unless there are some really#neglectful parents in ninjago...which yk what isnt totally impossible#bonzle had been travelling around realms for a bit so i feel shes definitely been around the longest butttt...aggh idk its 6 am man#i find it a little funny cole ended up in the lost realm ppst-merge because he was quite literally forgotten once T.T destiny!!#teshfarts
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sorry I got posessed by the wattpad demon I'm normal now (lying)
+alt version that didnt fit the #aesthetic but it better represents my #vision of them ^_^ hashtag couplegoals
#I am not immune to 'she can fix him'-ism. jk that's not why I like them#got#game of thrones#joffrey baratheon#margaery tyrell#my art#sorry 2 the marg fans I haven't drawn her in so long and this is what I give you. if it makes you feel better I'm also disappointed#ok jokes aside im actually really happy w the like. messy scrapbook vibe it was so fun :3 I need to do it more ^o^#I'm so jealous of people who fill up their canvas like this n I finally did it yipeee#whats their ship name btw is it just a slightly misspelled version of one of their names that would be funny. does anyone even ship them#...I know what this looks like but um ackchually I like them in a ironypilled divorcecel way. it's different -_-#and I also like drawing them being cute but um its because ☝ um. well its fun :3
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they match each others freak in a way that is concerning to the grand necropolis.
#dragon age#veilguard#emmrich volkarin#rook#emmrook#is that the ship name???#playing mourn watch was the greatest choice it is so funny when it has its moments#and the weirdo to weirdo communications with emmrich are a delight#meet doe ingellvar my strange little crypt baby#!fanart#doodles
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guys do we think celia is like. web martin. im tired as shit but also this has been popping up in my mind ever since ppl called out the parallels. if martin got webbed up would he be like celia
#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#tmagp#the magnus protocol#celia ripley#ink is thinking#jonmartin#samcelia#also its just. vv funny to me that both protocol and archives have the generic ship named for they mcs#iconic#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 30#tmagp 30 spoilers
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A Shakespearean comedy of errors
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#ain't somebody gonna match my freak...#no hate to shippers! i think you can do whatever you want with nick and miles as long as its funny#i do personally enjoy them as ace and not necessarily romantically interested in each other but like. They're freaks about each other 4 sur#i also still haven't started apollo justice so if they're out of character IM SORRYYYYY#i'm the slowest gamer ever#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#apollo justice#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#naruhodo ryuichi#mitsurugi reiji#klavier gavin#athena cykes#ema skye#idk are you supposed to use ship names when tagging nonromantic iterations#i guess not#ace attorney comic#ace attorney fanart#the hardest thing about creating fan content before playng the apollo series is I don't know what they call Nick#bc they're adults they COULD call him nick but i'm guessing they don't bc japanese translation and honorifics?#i don't know what klavier calls nick. surely something snarky bc all prosecutors are required to be sassy to him by law#i should just play the game I KNOWWW I KNOW I KNOW#asexual phoenix wright#asexual miles edgeworth#asexual#my art
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ill-advised double date at burger hovel
roger: happily chatting about who-knows what gingi: Devouring. peter: feeling mildly nauseated at the sight. wishes he wasn't doing this. randy: paralyzed by awkwardness, is merely resting her hands on her burger without the courage to begin actually eating it due to the Scene unfolding before them. his burger's getting sweaty
#art#dialtown#roger jones#peter kennedy#randy jade#phonegingi#and- stay with me here-#randingi#funny name. good name. randIIInggiiiiii#i really. really want to call peter/roger poger. because that's a really funny shipname.#but the tag is already taken by a ship between Two Dudes From The Real Life Band The Who (also named pete(r) and roger)#i just. im sorry. i refuse to call it peteroger#its just not a funny name.#poger.#now that's funny. but i CANT USE IT
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back on my shit
bonus: it worked (idea by my brother n friends lol)
#actually posted this on twitter first but it was 7am when i did and i forgot to post it here so uhm#I always think vhad is a really unpopular ship until i post it on twt and i swear they come outta the woodworks#I MEAN. im happy to see these two more its just funny to me slkjfsdf#also Cyn/The Solver was the flower girl btw and yes she wears two bows <3#ok enough rambling for now#i wanna make more stuff after this. apologies on bein absent !!!#murder drones#murder drones thad#serial designation v#vhad#serial designation n#uzi doorman#murder drones lizzy#sentinal? does he have a name?? hes a registered priest now. with a cowboy brim hat obv
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