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they have a baby
#for context kya was the first child of the *ironic omegaverse au*#its not so ironic anymore#there are like 45 ocs for this au#and a whole gen2 plot#send help#if you look at my last post the oc there is named Kaia#that is 100% on purpose#aceduece have a child named kaeya too#it’s a whole thing#the whole au is built on silly ideas like that#ANYWAY TAGS#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#leoruggie#twst oc#kya kingscholar#twisted wonderland#twst au#omegaverse#shinimout doodles#shinimout twst
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I Am Being Held Hostage. Send Help.
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#in honor of pride month ending: these fruity mfs <3#they won't leave me alone. i have not thought of anything or anyone else in days#i will be driving later and i expect to get so caught up in Them#that in going 80 down the freeway ill hit a pebble and my car will flip and explode in a brilliant flash of light. killing me instantly.#Joking. driving stresses me out too much to get even mildly distracted#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#laughingstock#yk a week or so ago i was shipping them somewhat ironically#Not Anymore!!!! Yeehaw!!!#are they considered a rarepair??? im honestly unsure#i think so... ive seen more unprompted julie/wally or poly frank/eddie/howdy#ive seen No unprompted laughingstock#i have seen it featured in One fic#yeah its a rarepair. me and like. three other people will carry it tho its fine#ive got a strong back. allegedly.#Ohhhhh Shit#mr loverman by ricky montgomery just came on and its laughingstock. To Me.#I LOVE THEMMMMMMM
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some parslies from my sketchbook and then some. and then some dill
#dragon age#inquisitor trevelyan#dorian pavus#the iron bull#pavelyan#now that im looking at all of these piled together i feel like i probably should have separated them in two posts. but also#i drew that comic on paper originally and then just lined and colored it on pc. which is why i wanted to put it with the others#and then the last two fit thematically. god whatever. its 5 am#dylan trevelyan#if anyone's still reading say hi to dill. he's my failed attempt at a templar route inquisitor. never did get past hinterlands#he lives on as an npc now (ex templar who hated his job so he fucked off to become a cartographer. also parsley's older brother)#he's also a short king now. used to be taller than parsley. not anymore#anyway#art stuff
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Hello! I adore your Bodies fanart. I was imagining Karl in 1890 and how much havoc he would wreak. Also Henry and Karl would get along very well, I think, and Karl would be a *terrible* matchmaker for Henry and Alfred... I'd love to see your take on any of this, if anything comes to you 😍
HELLO OMG THANK YOU FOR THE EXCUSE TO JUST DROP HOT TAKES INTO THE BODIES NETFLIX TAG <3 all these drawings are very scrappy and i lost the plot and this became more like sharing all my hcs but still :')
now that you have brought it to me i really do think henry and karl would be unstoppable, i think they'd constantly have a fun, back-and-forth banter !!! i also can see karl dropping multiple not-so-subtle hints, and all of the detectives being quite supportive. gently too, considering the period-typical homophobia. i do think sometime along the lovelorn pining looks, he gets tired of seeing them orbit each other without anything happening, and this exchange occurs:
more doodles and crying under the cut :)
i will die on the "karl weissman bisexuality" hill. HE TOLD ME IN A DREAM!!!! it's just a little messier for him because he really likes women and will not figure it out ever. charlotte hillinghead TO ME also has the exact opposite problem where she is very much in love with her husband and doesn't have any incentive (or freedom considering the time period) to explore her sexuality. the way she accepted hillinghead's feelings for henry, and was less rejecting and more devastated over thinking he didn't love her or polly, just read queer to me somehow. an acceptance because she's like that too, yk? (maybe a bit of a reach but i don't get to choose who my mind designates as being bi)
i like to think that charlotte-karl experience a spider-verse mindmeld "YOU'RE LIKE ME" moment over being bisexual but they're not quite sure why they're feeling that way because they have no idea they're bi. if you are me you will understand perfectly
and i am a henry/alfred/charlotte poly truther as well (please see above discord ranting from my dms with a friend lol)
on more notes of just giving whichever character i want the bisexuality card, hasan is bi to me too. i think hillinghead and her bond a little over that shared religious guilt, of having their respective institutions be homophobic, and the feeling for so much of their life that they're different, so there must be something wrong. it helps her empathise with him and they quickly become closer because of it :) possibly also introducing him to queer lit, and maybe some non fiction lgbt history books
and one last final doodle because i think alfred as the only detective with an active love life where he's pursuing someone would make the others pretend like they can be adults but they want to know SO BAD and they also give advice once in a while because they're rooting for alfred :) they're all pretty good at hiding how badly they're invested in this (think iris 'casually' asking hillinghead how it's going and the other two perk up in the background) like i refuse to believe any of them are totally immune to the equivalent of office-gossip
this was so so long LOL i hope any of that is coherent !!!!! a lot of it ofc is my own projection bc i am bi, but it's real to me <3
#re hillinghead poly..... realistically a V poly with alfred in the middle but if i am allowed to be anymore annoying#literally everyone in the cast is bi to me. so its a triad. PLEASE DONT BURST MY BUBBLE RN LOL#esp the way ashe casually charms charlotte and makes her laugh in like ep 2... BI SWEEP!!!!! THEY ALREADY LIKE EACH OTHER#i do think ofc its easy to read ashe as being gay tho so i understand if some of this is just. not workable#but i will probably die on bi karl hill sorry everyone i know what he is#and also hasan thinks its ironic the moment she manages to get him out of the 3-piece victorian suit#alfred beelines for an outfit that makes him look like a gay history professor on a dark academia pinterest board#ANYWAYS. IF U READ ALL THAT UR A REAL TROOPER THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK#bodies netflix#my art
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the minish cap turned 19 years old on Nov 4
#loz#legend of zelda#minish cap#toon link#link#I was busy that day. trying not to succumb to the thoughts#it was also my friend's birthday. he lives in japan so I celebrated on the 4th#im trying really hard to not fail my math course. i always take the worse math course on earth in fall#ironically the class im taking is the culmination of the other two worse math classes on earth before calc3. im not taking calc 3#i will actually kermit. im so fucking tired. daylight savings ending is kicking my ass and its only day 3#i've been trying to draw because i didnt draw all of october and im kinda losing my mind#and when im losing my mind i usually have some sort of buffer. its not re4 anymore cause i finished so it has to be drawing#im trying to practice the self care of doing my homework days in advance so i can get the weekends off. i hate it here. genuinely#i miss re4 so bad. i miss my wife. i miss my malewife. i miss luis#i forgot to say something about the art. i love the minish cap. its what my username is based on#my other username. not ra-vio. we know what that's based off#wow the colors look weird on pc
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fuck you *ponifies your earth ninja*
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fandom#cole brookstone#cole ninjago#ninjago cole#cole hence#ninjago cole brookstone#lego ninjago fanart#ninjago fanart#fanart#fan art#my art#my artwork#emo cole my beloved#emeralds ninja art#art#artwork#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#small artist#not tagging as mlp because i dont want to be associated w that anymore actually#thats ironic because i just drew ponies a few times today but eh- theyre actually ninja so its fine
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folk/acoustic cover by me and @bennie4twenny. original song by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.
me: vocals, violin, flute, tin whistle, bow bass
bennie: percussion, acoustic bass, mandolin, ukulele, kalimba, backing vocals, cover art, production
#guys you have no idea how long this took hahahahaha. hope its good aagh ive listened so many times i dont even knowww 🦍 anymore#sorry abt the ukulele solo lmfao neither me nor bennie own or can play a guitar ironically enough#anyway. song goes insane hope we it did even a tiny bit of justice#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#king gizzard & the lizard wizard#king gizzard#kgatlw#kglw#king gizzard cover#magma#folk cover#folk music#music#my music#my posts#Youtube#Bandcamp
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HAPPY YAOI DAY <3333
i was thinking about how facebook and twitter were both killing their brands in essentially the same way so. you know =]
#digital art#twitter#x twitter#facebook#meta#this is the wort thing ive ever drawn#twitter/facebook#very bad no good awful#yaoi#100 likes and I'll draw them having hot steamy [TOS] /j#or am i?#yes.#or am i???#is this ironic?? even i cant tell anymore#its also girlfriend day apparently so#this too is yuri#/hj
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xelle already explained this reason to me well but now that i actually have played with him a few times, i am really understanding why i can never win against fools gol.d.
hes a fuckin ANTI LOOPER!! IT SUCKS!!!!
#i was taught how to kite through looping around pallets and windows but characters like fools go.ld and naiad makes me wanna CRY#(VERY IRONIC BY THE WAY. THEYRE MY FAVORITE HUNTERS + PERCY)#they will NOT let you loop kite cuz if you keep doing that you basically risk stepping on their mouse trap that they leave on their trail-#after chasing you long enough (which is normally a loop!!! but they are anti loopers!!!!!!!) his STOOPID COLLASPED WALLS!! (his “mouse trap#i genuinely dont think i ever won match against him. friendly hunters are excluded obviously and its because I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO COUNTE#i cant counter him. the best i can do is just shift from place to place so i wouldnt risk running around his COLLASPED WALLS#BUT HUNTERS ARE JUST GENERALLY FASTER THAN SURVIVORS AND I CANT JUST... RUN OUT IN THE OPEN... GKRKGGRRGJGR#AAAAHHHHHH HOW DO YOU DO ITTT#THEYRE SUCH GAME CHANGERS I GOTTA STOP STICKING TO MY OLD UNDERSTANDING . ITS NOT SEASON 5 ANYMORE ITS SEASON 33
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for once not something utterly deranged. well, okay, maybe a little bit deranged.
it is once again "i want Val to own me so much that he brushes my teeth for me when im having a bad day" hours. like it is INSANE what i would let this man do to / with me. deciding what clothes to wear, where to wear them, who to call 'a friend', what to eat, how much to eat. all that jazz.
but also.
letting him baby me? letting him brush my teeth and pat my cheek for a job well done? letting him kiss my forehead? letting him read me a goodnight story when i cant fall asleep? letting him slip into my bed so he can big-spoon me until i doze off?
valentino immediately noticing when its been a rough day, the second i step inside our apartment? val immediately pulling me to the bathroom for a good, long, relaxing bath? he even lets me use a bathbomb, even though he cant stand the intensity of the scent. val scrubbing my body, massaging my head and shoulders until im so supremely relaxed and pliant? val helping me dry off? i whine softly, and he knows that tone; im a big girl, i can do this myself! val croons at me and continues helping me into fresh clothes. val offering to cook food and promising he wont burn it this time (we both know thats a bold lie)?
fuck.
#text#hazbin hotel valentino#soft valentino#my post#im going to eat glass why is this so fucking appealing#like. on the one hand. i want him to manhandle me and play rough with me because that shit is hot as fuck#but on the other. i want him to be so endlessly soft and warm for his little pet#IM GOING INSANE HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#BANGS FISTS ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE#domesticity with val has me in SUCH a chokehold its not even funny anymore :((((
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Hate it when I see people say shit like "the Violet paradox mons are so stupid and lame, they're all just robots!" like uhmmmmm yea they are and it OWNS ok. blasts you with my beam attack
#the killer robot aesthetic fucks severely and is MUCH scarier#and imo it works a lot better with the plot tbh#iron jugulis and iron thorns are PEAK#iron valiant and iron moth are RAD#iron bundle is SILLAY#iron hands#i ended that tag to early but i forgot what i was going to say there anyways whoopsies#anyways i feel like its fits the unnatural horrors beyond human comprehension vibe a lot better#“theyre all just robots” well all the scarlet exclusives are just dinosaurs. fucker#well guess what my son boy Henry is a robot AND a dinosaur piss your pants about it#the fact that theyre all robots MAKES it scary like. why! how far in the future is this! at what point will every pokemon become a robot!#how terrifying is this future that they had to become robots in order to survive. did they even BECOME anything or#did the people of the future create them to look like present day pokemon that are now extinct.#much more intriguing to me personally than. here is a woolly mammoth. its descendants do not look like this anymore bc idk evolution or wtv#not saying i dont like the ancient pkmn just saying the people who dislike the future ones are WRONG theyre sick as hell ok#anyways more importantly for each version what paradox mon do you think fucked Arven and Mabosstiff up so bad like#ive been thinking about this a LOT#cant be one of the ones you encounter with him present or he probably wouldve brought it up#my bet for Violet is iron valiant since i feel like thats the scariest#i have no thoughts on scarlet but i guess the equivalent#(based on pokedex placement)#would be roaring moon#idk tho i havent thought about it much#either way. fucking terrifying#pokemon spoilers#lobster.txt
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vent moment but my health is a bit worse than i let on, which is weird ik since it seems like complain about it all the time here, and apparently i also look sick, because two separate people in their 40s or 50s asked me, 24, if i needed their seat on the bus. kind of them. but humiliating nonetheless.
#medical stuff cw#i sat on the steps instead of taking their seat#vent cw#i have to take five different pills a day excluding birth control which i also take for health reasons but okay#i have to thank italy for its healthcare system because at least i dont have to pay a fuckton for all that stuff. except birthcontrol.#as i may have mentioned they found quite a bit of blood in my piss so im getting tested for ✨️cancer✨️#also because i've been having health issues which might be rated#my blood work is all off but i didnt get tested for tumoral cells specifically because i may have 'just' an autoimmune condition#so im on heavy duty antibiotics too now bc i also developed antibiotic resistance last year. anyway.#i need to take those and then they'll test my peepee again but this time they will also test explicitly for tumoral cells#because something is off and my previous blood work didnt point out what exactly#terrible anemia and other slightly-off numbers that however shouldnt be off considering my lifestyle#i eat almost everything. drink plenty of water. exercise. barely smoke. not even drinking anymore. i'm not too fat nor too skinny.#so. some of the numbers that are off dont really have a reason to be off which is why they are testing my blood and piss for cancer#but like. in 3 weeks because i have to take antibiotics and iron meds (not supplements. meds.) first#so my mind's trying to convince itself that i dont have a tumor. but what if i do? i know i dont. but not knowing makes me go insane#also i have to get tested for heart disease because that motherfucker is not working properly. doesnt pump enough blood to my brain.#i took an ekg and it came back pretty normal except for tachycardia#now i have to go get an holter ekg - but was told to wait until uni starts again bc i need that exam to be done when i have a daily routine#so basically they slap electrodes and shit on me for 24 hrs while i go do my shit around the city and then see how my heart behaved#because i cant stand without struggling to breathe and sometimes it happens when in laying down to.#sometimes i cant fall asleep because i cant breathe#at first the doc thought it might be a reflux issue but not. all good on that front.#so. we'll see. and i mean. i KNOW it's not cancer. like. i'd be dead by now bc i've been having these symptoms for five months#however. i dont know if it's not an autoimmune disease. and if it is? what am i gonna do?
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🌻 ₊˚⊹ ࿔ 🌳
#the weather is so lovely today. it’s breezy and cool but the sun is warm so it’s not too cold or too hot out.#i wish it was like this forever.#ive been feeling so tired lately. physically n mentally & idk if its an underlying health issue or bc i haven’t been sleeping super well#the past few days i wake up in the middle of the night but im able to go back to sleep fairly quickly. but i STILL feel exhausted.#im supposed to talk about my lab results w my doc tmrw on the phone so. i hope everything is okay but tbh i wouldn’t be surprised if#something wasn’t optimal. my iron was okay last time i checked it though. sigh i just idefk anymore.#im sick of everything. im irritable for no reason. i don’t wanna do anything. like anything. i just want to rot in my bed#and even my interests are slowly slipping away from me. writing? couldn’t care less if i don’t write anything for the rest of the year tbh.#reading? i couldn’t even care to browse the shelves when we went to the bookstore the other day and it scared the shit out of me#kpop? meh.#i have a massive to do list and uni starts in a month and i have no energy. + dealing with my own brain and nonsensical thoughts on top#of that. overthinking anxiety all that super great stuff.#im also sick of putting in 110% into my relationships and getting half of it back. family friends whoever. and it makes me so sad. +#i feel like nobody even understands me. or even tries to or wants to.#im just tired#sick and tiredddddd#actually a bit sick too my throat hurts#anyways whatever#it’ll be fine i guess#i don’t want to give up but i don’t have any desire to push through im sort of just. floating. ill deal with it when i deal with it#♡ dear diary…
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I’ll never understand younger siblings whining about their older siblings moving away like I bet yall were nasty and annoying too like wow all those years and you claim to adore the older sibling and post oh woe is me the older sibling abandoned me … girl … the older sibling didn’t have a parental certificate or anything.
#since when were we friends nor did I have any obligation over you or towards you#we are literally roommates here acting like we’re friends#dora daily#I say this cause I saw yet another younger sibling on tiktok trying to make themselves a victim like the older one is clearly avoiding the#whole family and changing their phone number so u guys don’t contact for a reason like wth did you guys do that’s so bad they would go#through all that trouble#‘older siblings will never understand how doing that affects us physically and mentally’ oh quit whining and cope#I didn’t have an older sibling I relied on only myself heck not even strangers help me when I’m in dire need#I think yall need to cope harder and wake up to the real world#not all younger siblings but a lot of them like my little brother 13yo is good id never want to abandon him but the rest … yeah bye#idgaf you should’ve not been an idiot because believe me ik kids mess up but not like this#and now she’s grovelling at my feet bye grovel harder#like just an hour ago or so she came up to me and was like I’m going to school for the first day are you gonna miss me#I said no because she always tells me no when I ask her if she missed me#and somehow she had the audacity to be upset like okay#the same girl who tells me to move out btw#my mum said oh u have to be her best friend cause if she has nobody here then she will have to rely on strangers#and she would find herself in trouble cause they don’t have good intent oh gee I wonder which person caused me to do that#it’s honestly ironic#like Eris and virtue happened because she couldn’t step up and be a normal mother byeeee#and anyways whyre you acting like having a sibling is essential#it honestly isn’t like why would I be nice to a girl who dogs on me and beats me up and is disrespectful#she’s not that young anymore she’s almost 12#‘oh they have different personalities’ well i hate hers and im not to be forced to like it either its my right
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everytime im reminded that theyre making a live action httyd my year gets a little bit worse
a live action remake of a movie that is BARELY 15yrs old is crazy lol hollywood is really running out of ideas huh
#iderc about casting choices and how much they do or dont look like their characters im just annoyed its being made in the 1st place lol rip#mason thames was great in The Black Phone but itll be rlly hard not to hear Jay Baruchel as Hiccup anymore lol#comes out in june :/#‘first look’ screen grabs it looks so lifeless (ironic) what the hell happened to color saturation lmao why is everything so dull#kats movie rants
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i want him to want me. i dont care if he hurts me, i just want to believe that i can be wanted, and loved, and actually feel it. i want to believe i can be loved.
#i cant imagine it#i dont believe when my parents say they love me: how could they? they would be crazy to love me#and everyone else shows blatantly how little they care for me#i tell myself people must treat me this way because they assume i dont need to be worried about#that there is someone to care for me and love me#that i am not as utterly alone as i am#its ironic#we’re all so violently alone#not really#they may be alone. but they have company#in friends and in happiness#in people who care somewhat#i dont#i wish i could understand why#but im just#strange#unlovable#undesirable#weird and ugly#i do this to myself#it wouldnt matter if i disappeared one day#i want to go some place far away from here#maybe i should pursue accounting#i have no talent in it but atleast ill have no trouble finding a job#ill settle someplace far from here#and maybe ill be happy#just once#i wish i was different#i wish everything was different#i dont want to live in a hole anymore
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