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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years
work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years
half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts
shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one
#liz blogs#valve#team fortress 2#tf2#half life#half life 3#what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace#valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE#and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET#in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l#like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time#ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once#crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what#its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie#edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere#but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked
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I started watching Kingdom-legendary war, yes i know i am years late to the party, but thats not the point. The point is pHOW COULD ANYONE CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE GROUPS
#its literal impossible#they ALL have a special place in my heart 😭#i was so heartbroken for iKon on the first episode#i know all these shows are rigged but still#pitting internationally well loved 4th gen with barely active 3rd gen#when you place such a heavy voting power on international fans#is just plain cruel#kingdom
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acrobatic kurt
#x men#kurt wagner#nightcrawler xmen#nightcrawler#i dont have any words on this that dont express my descent into madness#but its worth it for him tho<3 i like drawing him all bent in ways that seem impossible to normal human anatomy#DUDE I HAD TO GO THROUGH LITERAL PDF DOCUMENTS TRYING TO FUCKIN FIND STATIC TRAPEZE POSES#I HAD TO DO HOMEWORK ON THIS SHIT
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[jigsaw voice] hello non-transfem lesbian hornyposter. before you is a computer logged into tumblr dot com. your task is to write a hornypost about a transfem lesbian without making her an aggressive dom-top or a sexual predator. should you fail in this task, the computer will explode into a pile of hammers, killing you instantly. you have 30 minutes.
#spinning my web#anyways im j tired of only ever seeing us represented as dom-tops#like. speaking as a switch/verse transfem.#i love domming and topping but it is literally ALL you TME lesbians post about us.#like its a very obvious pattern and you arent as progressive as you think you are for it#we're more than just dykes with dicks to breed you on command yknow.#anyways idk if i got the format for this right ive never seen saw.#anyways tme lesbians stop being chasers challenge impossible
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can i tell you that i'm empty?
#severance#severance spoilers#mark s#helena eagan#markhelena#ahahhahahhghj this show. oh my god. oh my god!!!#mark and helly had already gotten me so bad but this last ep broke my brain. they are doing m/f previously thought impossible on this show#I DIDNT LIKE WHO I WAS ON THE OUTSIDE. I WAS ASHAMED!!!!!!!#was talking about this on my twitter but helena eagan has extremely strong failchild energy to me. this is just speculation#but i got the impression from s1 that her being severed was both a last chance to like. prove her worth to her family and get in line-#and comparable to women that were lobotomized by their rich families in the 20th century. girl you are too strong willed-#and difficult to control so we are going to do this.#as if all of that wasnt backfiring enough now our girl is blowing the whole family operation because she just HAAAD to jump the bones-#of the first person to give [LITERALLY NOT EVEN HER] positive attention.#incredible. i need helly back like i need oxygen but they could NEVER make me hate you helena eagan.#i hope she keeps being her insane self and also more and more comical things keep happening to her. they should drop a piano on her next#anyway these tags are long enough as it is but crazy how well the lyrics to the song i linked match her... just for the record....#im thinking abt that album all the time bc its one of my favorites but the orange/black scenes from this ep sent me into overdrive#they have different colors of blood. they have power like you never could :-))#art tag
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So Blitzø has an "Emergency Horse" in the Stolas Sex trunk. Which is likely used in the event one of them calls out a Safe Word

Do you think their Safe Word is...
"Hold your horses"
#pfft because i think it would not only be funny but accurate twice over#“hold your horses” as in “stop!”#and “hold your horses” as in “time to literally hold the horse”#please if i ever predict anything canon... it must be this#ive heard longer safe words than that so its not impossible. same amount of syllables as “peanut butter” so like... yeah?#helluva boss#stolitz
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the !! them!!! and random serpentine that arent any existing one particular
#ninjago shipping#ninjago cole#ninjago geo#ninjago dragons rising#geodeshipping#lostshipping#i forgot what their other ship name is#need to stare at a pic of their kids because it feels so incomplete drawing just these two without them AGHH#these two look so good together and they are so. so shoujo#yk i wanna brainstorm about geo. he was in the lost realm because literally none of his fellow munce wanted him right#just cuz hes the colour of a geckle#sighh...but we didnt see him in master of the mountain so he was probably already in the lost realm by then!! amd then theres#bonzle and the kids#the kids i cant really assume how long theyve been there...probably post-merge cuz theyre well. kids...unless there are some really#neglectful parents in ninjago...which yk what isnt totally impossible#bonzle had been travelling around realms for a bit so i feel shes definitely been around the longest butttt...aggh idk its 6 am man#i find it a little funny cole ended up in the lost realm ppst-merge because he was quite literally forgotten once T.T destiny!!#teshfarts
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So part four of book 7 is coming out soon in English, and I'm really excited because that means I can finally go read your comics about it! It's one of my favorite parts of getting new parts of the game because Then I don't have to worry about spoilers lol
YESSSSSS sink further into episode 7 hell with me! I have saved you a seat right over here and have all the reactions lined up and waiting for you. >:D
also, I swear I mean this in a good way, for some reason this is exactly what popped into my head
I live but to serve 🤵
#art#I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS IN ENG!!!!!!#literally every part is its own particular flavor of absolutely wild and i am SO enjoying it#honestly it is a joy to get to relive the magic with you guys#i've just remembered what part 4 is and i'm like :D :D :D :D :D#auuuugh there is so much i want to say but i cannot#(i know spoilers are impossible to avoid in this fandom but still)#(some of you are wizards who dodge every spoiler like an ant in a microwave and i am not powerful enough to interfere with that)
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imagine dying and getting sent to hell lol
#my art#art#digital art#fanart#parkour civilization#parkour civ#parkour civilisation fanart#seawatt#parkciv#parkour hell is either parkour that is Literally Impossible or its the completely and utter lack of parkour aka the void.#either way ur alone forever#WAIT. WAIT. chat. invisible parkour. they lengths between jumps vary between one block and four.#sometimes its a vertical jump and sometimes its a downward jump.#you never know
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Finished galaxy force can you guys guess who my favorite character is
Putting this as a bonus lol my experience watching it ig

#shes sososos cute i love her thanks for the pfp girl#theyre sinlings 2 me#sibling. maukiki spell right challenge impossible epic fail#nitro convoy#override#galaxy force#transformers cybertron#transformers#maccadam#tf#unicron trilogy#transformers galaxy force#tf galaxy force#art#lori#lori transformers#does she have a surname i literally dont remember oh my god😭#lori jiménez#???? is that true. is this a dub thing#whatever#transgender pride#its true. this was fact checked trust me#truthful it be#transformers override#transformers fanart#ugh
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yk when i think about it, especially when im watching the anime with people who havent read the manga, the reason a lot of people who only watch the anime and didnt read the manga misinterpreted saikis character so badly is definitely in part because of how damn fast paced the anime is 😭

like that little smile and eye shine frame is there for not even half a second in the anime, so its easier to miss it and assume that he really did only finish those workbooks to get coffee jelly ☠️ its much more clear if you get a good look at how he reacts here that hes just a silly little tsundere and a fucking liar
#this might be really obvious but im silly#LET ME YAP !!#dont read this as me making fun of anime only fans#i was literally one until like a few months ago#i just think its unfortunate how different the vibe is#obviously i love the anime though#there are still some things i straight up don't understand how people miss though#like people who watch the whole anime and still think saiki hates teruhashi or nendo specifically#like ? he has some of his most affectionate scenes with them#but i think maybe its because they missed so many of the more subtle details#that by the time they see saikis offu or him saying he and teruhashi make a great team.. it appears more sudden to them than it really is#so they either completely ignore those scenes or dismiss them as fanservice#ugh#its. literally not fan service at all and makes perfect sense if you pay attention#idk how u can watch the sweetest line ever 'we're invincible together' and deny that saiki cares about teruhashi#in general its actually just impossible to end the show thinking he hates any of his friends unless u just ignored things on purpose#even if u ended at the first season like a lot of people#but im just saying i guess i get why its a little less obvious in the show#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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species medley ft. gorgug and riz
#fantasy high#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#cw: body horror#tbh mostly for the goblin shark jaws lmao. the rest is like. fine I think#ngl drawing like snouts on a humanoid face is kinda awesome I enjoy it#it is kinda a little bit what I aimed for with how I drew riz at first but I pulled back on it#the elephant remix for gorgug I think actually feels a bit more like orc rather than half-orc#maybe the tusks wouldn't get the same lip closure in half-orcs. tho tbh saying that sharing human and orc heritages would result in#consistent physical traits across the board is already kind of a reach I think. I imagine there would be a Lot of variations#and well. at least in spyre we don't see non-human mixed heritages so far... Ive been in my dunmeshi brain lmao#getting to see ryoko kui's art of mixed humans (dunmeshi in-universe term not irl term) is like coming home. thank u ma'am#anyways uhhh I think. I will have refs for every class swap bad kid (at least the full like per-season sets)#fig I'll post separately and then riz and gorgug I'll just include in like a masterpost kinda thing I think#u already know tf is up with them babey!!! just expressing those designs again for convenience#its been really fun figuring these designs out! and necessary if I wanna draw riz bc its literally impossible to doodle him on his own lmao#hes with his friends a lot actually. theyre literally in each others pockets the whole time#anyways! now I sleep. tomorrow? chillin. waiting to watch new nsbu with friend again. see u!
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whatever go my hyperspecific au of an au
#soup draws stuff#ilove how its impossible to tell if im drawing cyn or tessa at any given time. like literally guess man idk
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well aware that this is common knowledge but it'll always kill me that bruces grief will last forever. Batman is a concept, a character in a comic book and because of the nature of comic books lasting for like ever he's going to repeat the same plots and learn the same lessons over and over and over. Closure quite literally doesn't exist for Bruce Wayne because he'll be in that alley for eternity, he'll keep holding his kids in his arms as they die and failing to save people for eternity. Concepts are eternal, batman is eternal. His grief will last forever.
#on the other hand it makes for some crazy good themes and writing#batman is so tragic and so fun and he circles round and round like a tornados and his mission draws in these children and now they all spin#for eternity but also they love each other and have complex relationships and oouuu#thought bubbles#I LOVE U BATMAN!!!!#i hope you learn to love life and trust ur kids#i wont ask you to move on from ur parents death bcs u shouldnt and also its quite literally impossible#YIPPEE#batman#dc tag#dc comics#the haunted house
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it's so funny to me whenever i see a critic say wicked (Part One™) wasn't gay enough bc like. gelphie didn't kiss with tongue or whatever. which sure fair i guess but also the homoeroticism is such a load bearing narrative element for me that it literally isn't possible for me to see the story as anything BUT a deeply tragic lesbian parable lmaoooo
#likeeee its wild to me them being like this is sooo straight#when its definitionally impossible for the story to be gay fucking schrodinger's lesbian situationship etc etc#the story literally would NAWT make sense without the homerotic subtext#specifically everything from galindas pov lmao#i think an argument for bi elphaba is totally reasonable and welcome at my thanksgiving table even !#but galinda is soooo comphet lesbian master doc coded it isnt even funny#wicked#gelphie
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