sleep? never heard of her!!!!
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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challenging elon musk to a mere 20 minutes in silent meditation to see if he dies
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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing
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everybody stop the party. go write f/f fanfiction and post it to ao3
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Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.
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the mutual aid los angeles network (malan) has put together a spreadsheet with valuable resources for people affected by the ongoing los angeles wildfires and wind storm. the sheet is constantly being updated with resources such as shelter info, animal boarding info, addresses for distribution centers, volunteer opportunities and so much more.
please share this spreadsheet widely
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watching movies is worse than smoking
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catch me driving 90mph down the freeway with a yankee candle burning in the passenger seat
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
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having a job and knowing how to drive on tumblr is like being a knight who has to live with the serfs
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What do you think of Steven Universe?
come back with a warrant
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christianity is a long con by Big Mediterranean to create the image of a golden cross dangling between monica bellucci's breasts
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
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