#its just gross lmao

[sidsinning]

Ai's grave is gonna become a rock tumbler with how much she's rolling in, they gon dig her up and find out she's sparkling like a polished piece of quartz

She didn't die in the most brutal way possible imparting the first true words of pure love and adoration to her kids before going limp and lifeless, all for this bullshit to happen in her memory for a movie that's supposed to be a semi-tribute to her 😭💀🙏

"Can you not make this movie about me where my own kids make out as me and their dad? Thanks"

[paintedcrows]

Biting you. Biting you. Biting-

[babaganoushhh]

my favorite oncologist 🫶💞

sorry this is so garbage and the camera quality is so bad lmao

[doubledyke]

edd cutting ed's food for him any time they have lunch together as little kids

[eggcats]

Me: I'm a fully grown adult who can take care of myself

Me, not working for a week and so doesn't have a set schedule to follow: (realizes I haven't eaten since Tuesday when I almost pass out in the shower) ...oops

[tchaikovskaya]

I cleaned my apt thoroughly for the first time in months pls clap 🧍🏻‍♀️

[fawnforgold]

should i write this really gross albedo smut drabble idea i have? because i wanna write it but like i worry you guys are annoyed of albedo 😭

[selfcarecap]

Bro I’m anxiously waiting at the dentist office and now this child came in with its parents and it won’t stop coming up to me and staring at me??? Take your child away before I kick it

[perenlop]

insane how i went full circle on charizard. went from disliking it bc i didnt like ash’s charizard at the time, squirtle being my favorite kanto starter, then bulbasaur being my favorite overall starter for a time, all the while resenting charizard for the special attention. and now its my favorite kanto starter line and im getting tagged in posts with it and getting super excited over it. just because i made a shitty woman oc with it

[corvidaedream]

roommate w no self-awareness sent an angry text to the group chat about how he was finally pushed to "deep clean the kitchen" bc no one was cleaning up after themselves

get home half an hour later

counter covered in dirty dishes. it looks like he wiped down the stovetop. the cleaning supplies are all out. several dishes and things on the counter and table are all his.

???

great uh. deep clean, man.

[knoproblem]

Maybe the fog’s here because I want it here.

Is that why I opened the windows?

Maybe I asked the fog to come…

-MAG170: Recollection

[vampyroteuthid]

currently making citrus glazed chicken and brussels sprouts. is this what it feels like to eat like an adult

[squarebracketsmileyface]

I love TMA and I love the slenderverse, so I kinda mixed them together? We have a Habit in our system, and he has lots of eyes, So i thought, huh, what if i made this drawing of him into a TMA thing? Then I added myself how I look in IW and our boyfriend's sona as avatars too, because why not.

Anyway, Full WIP sketch with Habit included under the thingy because his eyes are so many and all grouped together so they could trigger trypophobia? They do for Vin, so

also the fear of eyes? What's that called? Scopophobia

yeah, anyway

Currently a very rough sketch, but I'm so proud of it and oh my god it's taken me HOURS. Literally 11 hours of actually working on the drawing lmao, it's so much

Habit is an avatar of the Hunt that got taken over by the Eye

Vin's sona is an avatar of the Stranger and the Lonely

Mine is an avatar of the Dark and maybe something else but idk (my initial idea for me was Dark and End, but im not really sure about that anymore? There's not much that's End-y about the design for me lol, I'll have to do some more thinking for that). Maybe the Vast, because space. I love space and the moon and space is dark so it goes well with the Dark. I'm just rambling now lmao)

[pup-pee]

friend of friends here. genuinely asking how you've never tasted apple pie because it's like. idk one of the common ones ? (I'm not even an apple pie lover- catch me with some cherry or blueberry over apple anyday if we're talking pies)

hello friend of a friend :D

OK SO LIKE

ive never actually had any pie OTHER than pumpkin pie & the reason 4 that is bc my older brother doesnt like any other pie

he has texture issues & just, ??? bc he didnt like it my parents never interacted w/apple pie or any pie outside of pumpkin since? asklfhdsjk

this happens w/all kinds of food & also just other thingssss

this is y ik nothing of starwars; bc my brother h8ed it so i just never got 2 watch any((dont ask how weird that was i just assummed it was a rule & havent made time 2 watych it idk kfjhdsfkj))

also NO1 SELLS ANY APPLE PIE HERE I DONT GET IT

im from goddamn the west of west & just WHERE IS THE APPLE PIE ALL I SEE IS PUMPKIN PIE & CHEESECAKE 4 MILES 2 COME

[qqweebird]

ok fine i admit my bias against insects for mammals in the case that i see a cockroach in my room and feel violated and disgusted and fearful but i just fully saw a mouse in my room and despite the fact that they also carry disease and on top of that will shit everywhere and can start electrical fires and can bite i just think oh… baby mousie 🥺🥺

[hindulivesmatter]

H r@ndiyo ko use krke dustbin m throw kr dena chahiye yhi aukat h teribenchod saali kis gutter ka paani peeti hai tu gutter ka peeti hai ya cow piss se satisfied rehti hai suna h H mardo ki lulli choti hoti h to tere jesi h randiyo ko apni chut na jaane kis kis se marwani padti h chut marne me mja nhi ata tm logo ki chut se badbu aata h ghatiya si paseene ki hygienic nhi hoti na h girls ab kya kare teri jesi ghasti ladkiyo ko chodna chahiye jor se jab tak teri chut fat ke bhosda na ban jye aahhhh kya mza ayega group m chudai krke tu bolegi jaane do pls chod do lekin tje pta h baki H bois ke lund m stamina ni hota 1 minute me khtm h chudkar mdrchod ldkiyo ki kaali chut ko bade or mota lund ki pyaas hoti h joh 1 ghante tak saari chut ko destroy krke nipples ko kha ke gandd me sariya ghusa de

i'm seeing some projection here. khud ki insecurities ko address karo pehle 💀