#this is so dumb bhai

[hindulivesmatter]

H r@ndiyo ko use krke dustbin m throw kr dena chahiye yhi aukat h teribenchod saali kis gutter ka paani peeti hai tu gutter ka peeti hai ya cow piss se satisfied rehti hai suna h H mardo ki lulli choti hoti h to tere jesi h randiyo ko apni chut na jaane kis kis se marwani padti h chut marne me mja nhi ata tm logo ki chut se badbu aata h ghatiya si paseene ki hygienic nhi hoti na h girls ab kya kare teri jesi ghasti ladkiyo ko chodna chahiye jor se jab tak teri chut fat ke bhosda na ban jye aahhhh kya mza ayega group m chudai krke tu bolegi jaane do pls chod do lekin tje pta h baki H bois ke lund m stamina ni hota 1 minute me khtm h chudkar mdrchod ldkiyo ki kaali chut ko bade or mota lund ki pyaas hoti h joh 1 ghante tak saari chut ko destroy krke nipples ko kha ke gandd me sariya ghusa de

i'm seeing some projection here. khud ki insecurities ko address karo pehle 💀

[artcinemas]

asoiaf fandom post 2018 is so wild like if i say something like "i love arya/sansa" this three word sentence will get misinterpreted as "oh so you hate sansa/arya then why do you hate feminine/non confirming women?" like hold up?!? when did i say that?

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

real

[melaniepilled]

broooo moonbin was part of astro not stray kids

[the-og-oggy]

So hiii y'alll

I am ur very own oggy🐱the sweet cute blue neighbourhood cat😃

let me present U my family(they are my enemies too but yaa it's tooo complicated)-

@og-jack-bharmand-ka-papa (mera eklauta bhai jo real me mera bhai hai bhi ya ni idk kyuki we don't even have a single common feature,thode dumb h but kya hi kar skte h family h jhelna pdta h)

Three roaches jinhone meri naak me hi nhi puri life me dam kr rkha hai (both literally and figuratively)meet the bane of my existence:-

@jhakaaas-sa-jhaplu (the leader of the cockroach gang who is the mastermind behind all of them)

@paplu-dada (mera fridge khali krne m jiska sbse bada haath hota h,oops pet hota h)

[kishmishorkissish]

Lafda:- part 1

The things in MI camp weren't going well . The banters , pep talks, pranks which were the integral part of the camp was missing. From outside it's looking like everything is good but it wasn't.

All were practicing it was the end session, so no one noticed the absence of 2 lads. After the practice when everyone started to go inside the stadium they saw a fight was happening. It was just a verbal fight, all were pissed like you are back from practise and see the first thing happening is fight. They tried to stop that. But those two weren't even listening to them.

Ishan's pov:-

When I came back from the practice, I saw tilak and hardik Bhai fighting. Oh gawd not again. But hardik Bhai was with me how he ended up fighting him . Ohh dumb Ishu you forgot bout him. First let's stop them.

Ishan:- bhai it's enough, now stop.

Hardik:- ishan go back.

Ishan(to tilak):- Tilak leave it na bro please, all are tired and why doing this hmm.

Tilak:- Ishan step aside I ain't talking to you and why should I stop huh , this guy over here has divided the team, performs bad and blames us. Today I won't Stop and you go from here otherwise it won't be good for you.

Hardik:- Who the hell are you to say this thing and I divided the team weren't it you guys who are ganging up , and why can't you give me chance huh.

Ishan:- (holds hardik' s hands so that he can't attack tilak) bhai leave it na let's go. And Tilak calm down why causing ruckus leave it. And there is nothing to cry bout spilled milk so leave it na .

Tilak:- We are ganging up so you should have known the reason too. And ishan how can you be with this guy don't you know what he did or you are with him for benifits only and why can't you stay away from , every time you come in between the fights no one even wants you but you , do you think you are mother teresa. And tonight even you can't stop me you midget , go and be with your hardik Bhai no need to preach me.

(Ishan was hurt listening to all this , cause one year back they were happy and now all this rift. And Tilak's words weren't doing any good . In that time Hardik has pulled his hands from his grip.)

Hardik (to ishan):- do you wanna listen more , just leave and leave all this to me and I know what am doing. Just go , (pushes ishan towards the door.)

Ishan was feeling helpless and sad so he just went from there.

Now back to Hardik and tilak

Hardik(to tilak):- You ,how dare you to say all these things to him , you don't like me that's fine but saying things bout him, (saying that he pushes him like not that hard). Ofcourse I know I did the wrong thing but ain't I trying to mend the things but you guys ain't even listening. Now you know what I ain't gonna do that.

Tilak:- We don't want to make it right, like I can't even imagine how you did that ungrateful piece of shit.(pushes him harder).

So the verbal fight became real fight . Db , akash and nehal were trying to stop tilak while others were stopping hardik. But they weren't in the mood to stop the fight.

(so Tilak's friends were trying to stop him in the start too but he ain't listening so they stopped. Ishan went back cause all this was hard for him to deal with it like he has so much things to deal with it and what Tilak Said hurted him.)

Now the trio came , boom and sky stopped hardik and Rohit stopped Tilak as he wasn't listening to anyone and only Ro could stop him. So now the rift was sorted out. The trip went to their rooms

Tilak dashed out of the room , with Aakash, Nehal and DB following him behind. Cause they know it won't be wise decision to leave Tilak to be his own.

Hardik too went towards his room. He was very angry. To calm himself down he took a shower and decided to call his family, so that he can distract himself. In between Natasa asked him bout Ishan then he remembered how he pushed Ishan and he didn't even asked about him, he cursed himself for forgetting bout his kiddo. Then he heard the knock on the door. He opened the door and found Ishan who was looking like he was going somewhere, he entered inside the room.

Ishan:- bhai get ready.

Hardik:- For what.

Ishan:- We are going somewhere, now be fast.

Ishan saw Natasa was on call he started talking to her. Hardik just laughed at this and went to get ready...

Dekho criticism is allowed rudeness isn't. How is it.

Title name is given by @shanaya009 🎀🎀

[frickwhat]

I WANT TO DO THE REVIEWS THINGY TOO.

1. MOONLIGHT CHICKEN:

personally i think everyone should give it a watch because it is worth it. would i rewatch it? probably not the whole thing is very heavy for me but i would watch limingheart scenes ,THEY WERE IT. the acting omg, it's so fucking hard to believe that it was their first gig. they showed us their problems individually, like they were their own characters with their own struggles but they also were there for eo. communication was on point. liming had problems, real problems with college and money. he wasn't afraid to stand up for himself the kid's a fucking icon. and he is baby i will protect him forever.

2. NEVER LET ME GO:

the plot could be better, the acting was good but could be more natural, the chemistry BHAI. have i watched it 9 times? yes. the thing that stood out the most was their relationship they met eo and palm was ready to die for him (yes i know it was his job whatever) ??? palm is so in love with neung it's disgusting but so is neung. he hides it with quips and scolding. i read somewhere and they explained that the water shows how free they are on the beach. they can be themselves and no one would judge them. they could forget their status, family expectations and all. they're my beach boyfriends and i love them.

3.BAD BUDDY:

family hates eo so they hate eo? yes. childhood rivalry? yes. enemies to friends to lovers? yes. chemistry? yes. acting natural? yes. pran liked pat bohot pahle se and they showed ki he was reluctant to be with pat. nanon ate this role and left no crumbs. there are so many things i could write but i feel lazy so go and watch it if you haven't (shame on you). they're my slut bfs.

4. MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT:

its actually a close first but idk why it's on fourth (i forgot about it). this show is so fucking wholesome that i cried (yes my friend has proof i hate her) tinn is so green flag babygirl bf. and gun is so dumbass oblivious but not babygirl bf. confessing to my crush? no become the school president and be rivals with him so he will like me. the dance scene has my whole fucking heart and i love it. idek what to say they're idiots and i love them. gun is such a complex character in my opinion. he has layers like we see that he is not very good in school but he has his musical talents and leadership qualities to make up for it. my man is actually very observant and he has the kindest heart. he deserves everything nice and so does tinn. he really was fighting for his life to get gun to like him. i would have given up in two months but that wasn't all. tinn was a really smart character and he knew how to comfort people. ahh i love him but i can't find words. geminifourth played the hell out of this. everyone should give it a watch the storyline is cliche but refreshing too and who doesn't love high school lovers.

5. NOT ME/ BE MY FAVOURITE:

a) not me: the whole premise of the show is genius and important for thai people but like also everywhere. they danced under a fucking lgbt flag and helds hand. i deserve that. the scene makes me cry everytime. sean knowing that it was black not white was nice i am thankful they didn't make him dumb. the show is politically woke so points. i don't really know the political status of thailand so don't come after me. seanwhite are my be gay and fight the government bfs.

b) be my favourite: honestly i wasn't expecting anything from this show but it surprised me. fighting for queer rights? pisaeng coming to terms with his sexuality without his love interest? kawi realising that he can't change some things and he has to accept it? him noticing that he was slowing becoming an alcoholic? max as a tired gay bestie? pisaeng loving every moment of him being a sugar daddy to kawi? kawi making him understand that they have to equals in a relationship? pisaeng being a clingy bf? everything is fucking perfect. and the time travelling part is well done too tho it makes no sense but yeah. also them actually giving pear a personality and storyline? thank you.

special mentions to:

1) the eclipse (my crybaby bfs. they deserve their own posts)

2) my love mix up

[anouchan-jpg]

Wow 😂 gaining few likes on your post about me won't make me mentally and physically unstable 😂, plus I had to call out the bull shit,hn bhai le tu poetry from pussy destroyer and preach out pedophiles while talking about having a daddy 😂

buddy what is wrong with youuu LMFAOOO

1) I'm on tumblr because shit ain't about likes or followers here. This shows that's what you care about which is..not my problem.

2) Being obsessed with humbling random women shows that you're so insecure that you need to pull others down to feel better about yourself. "Had to call out the bullshit" bhaii😭 kitna nek kaam kar diya ekdum pure app ko justice mill gayi apke iss nek and bahadur karya se.

3) You're too dumb and engulfed in your own emotional rage to be able to interpret me having a mutual with such a name so nvm that

4) I never said i have a daddy. I showed that i recieve such asks but I'm not interested because its such a deranged concept. I've never called anyone daddy nor will i ever because i despise the whole concept and I don't think it adds anything in a relationship. YOU are the one obsessed with concepts like Daddy (nahi milega)and princess(like wtf I'm a grown ass women and I'm not even a romantic to indulge in such labels) and "girls who talk about sex"(whatever tf that means in your dictionary)

bhai i come here to do bakwaas, be silly, post some sunset, look at cats and pretty girls, indulge in some discourse and fandoms, obsess over art and literature. koi takleef???????????????

[zoobie-doobie]

Suno??

My name's Megha

I'm a fun person bhai,down to earth poora. I'm vv self obsessed but not in a narcissistic way...mein khud ki tareef or bezzati krti hun (taaki koi aur mazaak na bnaye👍)

I post random bullshii here, whatsoever comes in my mind.

People say im humourous baaki jesi jiski soch xd

Im happily taken now, so my love life is not like ranbir kapoor’s anymore haha

And i believe in "...end mein happys endings hojata hai aur agar nhi hua matlab picture abhi baaki hai mere dost"

Also check out my besto's blog @modern-anarkali she's just like me... brainless only

Partner in dumb fuckery<3

Feel free to send asks whatsoever! I'm not good w tumblr cause haaaye im also a middle aged person new to tech shit.

And PLEASE KOI ULTE ASKS NHI BHEJEGA CAUSE BETE DILLI SE HUN GHAR AAKE GAAND MAAR DUNGI if you send me asks related to sex nd all that.

baaki aap log dhoom machate rahiye!

Alsoo enjoy muah!!

[icebearfromnorthpole]

Phewww!! The Kerala story has definitely got potential to trigger some people!! So here is all i got to say !!

It is just a MOVIE guys! Just a movie, which highlights the particular incidents of girls being manipulated to join terrorist organisations from Kerala! And yes shouldn’t we talk about it!? But the problem is that we are only talking about the film and not what the core messaging of film is!!

It targets muslims!? Yeah probably because the main antagonist was one! I mean are u that dumb!? Can’t u see it targets the society, the parents of the girls who could not make her confident enough to speak about what wrong has been done to her and rather went on to believing ki wearing hijab would save them!! Why could not the society make her believe that if she shouts and ask for help they won’t judge her, rather the wrong doer would be punished!?

More than the propaganda and all, y don’t we realise it also talks about what all they have suffered!?

Ye agar ek bhi ladki k saath hua tha , to film ban ni chahiye thi, akhbar m articles chhapne chahiye the, kitabein likhi jani chahiye thi! Didn’t we do the same for NEERJA !? Ek hi to jaan gyi thi!? Fir bhi baat hui thi na!?

And yes a lot such projects have already been made

Article 15 ( antagonist non muslim)

No one killed jessica ( antagonist non muslim)

Delhi crime ( antagonist non muslims)

To bhai esi movies/ series to hmesha se banti aai hain! Jo gunhegaar hoga uski ko tehraya jayega na!?

Why is it such hauwa this time!??

Yes, forced conversions were done! Girls were made victims by muslims in this particular incident! Kya ye baat galat hai!? Nahi!!

Kya ISIS hindu chalate hain!? Nahi !! Its full form is ISLAMIC state of iran and syria!!

Yahan gunhegaar musalman they, ek islamic kattar wadi ideology thi to thi!! Y take it against all!? Mujhe nhi pata !! Apki kam budhi pr mujhe taras ata hai!!

Rather than sympathising with victims and promising to never let it happen again, we are fighting again!! Wohoooo!! Pata nhi kisne itni samjhdari se shadiyantra racha , but kamyaab hua!!

Take the learnings:

Ese hi kisi ki bhi baton mein mat aya kro , do ur own homework

Speak against anyone who is wrong be it HINDU,MUSALMAN,SIKH,ISAI etc etc.

Ab bhi kisi ko mujhe ISLAMOPHOBIC kehna hai, to apka swagat hai!!🙃😙👍��

[hindulivesmatter]

bhai saab hum bhi hindu hain paar tumhara blog is so utter bullshit, bhai ganja khake likhte ho kya? Dimaag aql kuch toh hain nehi bekar bekar aa jate ho roz roz bettamizo jaise baate karne. Kamino ke aulat kuch sharam khao, khudke izzat nehi. Eh tumlok kya chalate ho roz roz. Padai likhai career toh tum saalo ki hogi nehi, jo karte hein unki izzat nehi karte ho kuch kuch gawar nri bhi jama lete ho apne in gadho ke clubhouse mein. Bhagwan ne dimaag diya hain istamal karo. Aur tum salo jab 'critical thinking' ke baate karte ho na hasi aati hain. Jao touch grass or something 🤢🤮 Chomu chutiya aadmi mahilao ka sangha wtf man grow up and get a life desh ki naiya tumhare liye hi doob rahi hain janyar logo ka bhi tumse zyada sochte hain. Muh hain toh kuch bhi kahoge saala brainless creatures 🙄😤💀

You don't understand, I am fucking dying of laughter over here. Absolutely hysterical. This ask is so unserious please😭😭😭😭😭

"gadho ki clubhouse" "ganja khake likhte ho kya" the use of those dumb emojis PLEASE YOU DON'T GET IT I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHENEVER I READ THIS.

when I get more hate mail PLEASE let it be like this THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING HELP

[chappellrroan]

bhai i was so dumb to fall for someone who can never understand hindi songs & dedicate them to me that should've been the first sign

[yehuserdumbhai]

Appreciation post for @stfuprashu 👉👈

I met him at the post random time,jb ye naya nya aaya tha to mereko iske blogs bilkul samjh nhi aaye, kyuki itne bhari English likhta h bhai ye ladka😭( Hindi bhi) to mere sar k upr se jate the but then desi shitposting aur itna relatable memes dalta tha ,i wasike mera fav blog page h ye 🤌.But i was too scared baat krne m cuz i was like bhai kitna intellectual insaan m, meri dumb baatein sunke block krdega ladka to then somehow hamri baat hye and kitna amazing Banda h bhai ye.Aur uski writing to we all know 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️✨.Haaan kbhi kbhi dark humour k naam p thoda zyda dark ho jata h seh lenge thoda toh😂.My fav memory is our 3 am chat abt *ahem ahem* ykiyk .This guy made me feel so wanted here aur haan 3rd patchup hoke rhega,kisi aur k saath ho jaayga but patchup to maine tera karana he hai🗿🙊.Also hv you guys seen his Face reveal post?Bhai Prashant as a child can give complex to all the child actors 🤌✨,abhi bhi same he hai bs fav katroi ki shaktiyon ka glt istemal kr rha h😂♿

Chadi mujhse yaari Teri aesi

Jaise daru desi

( chakna khtm ho gya aur bhejva de🗿)

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

GUYS OKAY

1. there is this girl in the office she's like 2 years older than me i think and she's very pretty and very smart and diligent okay so she was wearing a kurti today and she was wearing winged eyeliner (!!!!!!) and we're not exactly friends but i think she like pities me or something so she asked me to have lunch with her and other ppl and they were talking about clothes and NO ONE was telling her how pretty she looked like they were talking about clothes and kahan acche milte hai and i was like how are u guys even thinking about this literally my brain is just screaming GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND ok so when we were alone i was like fuck it she deserves to know so i said aapka eyeliner bohot pretty lag raha hai and she. GIGGLED!! and she said ty and was complaining about how no one else dressed up so i said yeah your kurti and everything aap bohot pretty lag rahe ho!!!!!! she was just like giggling cutely :((

2. like i said she's very smart so like this ma'am she told me to learn from her how to do an audit thing and she was explaining about like tally and shortcut keys and scigst but we were sitting soooo close on the pc together our legs were touching and. and i think i kinda spaced out staring at her winged eyeliner BECAUSE SHE SAID bhai mujhe kyun ghoor rahi hai pc pe dekh mein baar baar nahi sikhane wali 😭😭 but like she wasn't angry okay she was just amused (?) i think she thinks im just kinda dumb and slow to understand new stuff which lol i def am. but like anyway caught in 4k!!!!!!!

[diorrings89]

My Self Care

As a student, I often don't get too much time to unwind and relax. And the thing is, everyone around me feels that this is how it should be. "You are young, you don't need time to relax." Well, I don't want to end up like you, sir. I want to be interesting and energetic all of my life, not boring and tired. But, I can't do much about it. So, I try to break the cycle little by little. I am going to make sure this working cycle ends with me. So, here's my self-care as a student.

Number 1: Skin Care

I love doing skincare routines. Even though sometimes I skip it because I am lazy or getting late. But, the process is just top-tier. I have a great vanity kit (Thank you, Mumma) and it has almost anything. I used to wish for something Dior, but I don't care. I just have too many things to care about. I have so many types of stuff, and I love it.

Number 2: Out of the window

I know, after number one, you are like, "How?" But, yes. I love going out. I don't like doing that many outdoor activities, but I surely appreciate a beautiful view. It doesn't matter whether I am sitting on top of the waterfall or on top of a building, overlooking the city. I just like sitting there, staring at beautiful things. There is peace in nothingness. And I promise you, I'll live this life of peace one day.

Number 3: My friends

Whenever I feel tired, I go through my gallery. Why? Because I know Vanshika Chauhan must have recorded herself doing stupid shit on my phone. She is so cute. Plus, I have recorded a lot of my friends doing dumb shit. Lol. They are so cute.

Okay, this is it. This post is short because I don't have anything else to write. I love love love my free time. And I love writing these blogs. I am a little inconsistent but ykw, I am consistent in being inconsistent (Azooz bhai on Youtube). Check out my Instagram: @mahi.hasija

[shanti-ashant-hai]

I confessed to my crush and guess what?

He likes me back.

He is also my bestfriend and I was kinda oblivious about his crush on me. smh smh.

Why am I so dumb in these sort of stuffs?!?

Give me some tips to not be dumb please😭.

AYYYO GET SOME QUEEN

lmao i relate to that, i didnt know my best friend liked me back for two whole years until i confessed first bhai, so im the worst person to ask for tips to not be oblivious lmao

BUT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU