#but fun day

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

GUYS OKAY

1. there is this girl in the office she's like 2 years older than me i think and she's very pretty and very smart and diligent okay so she was wearing a kurti today and she was wearing winged eyeliner (!!!!!!) and we're not exactly friends but i think she like pities me or something so she asked me to have lunch with her and other ppl and they were talking about clothes and NO ONE was telling her how pretty she looked like they were talking about clothes and kahan acche milte hai and i was like how are u guys even thinking about this literally my brain is just screaming GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND ok so when we were alone i was like fuck it she deserves to know so i said aapka eyeliner bohot pretty lag raha hai and she. GIGGLED!! and she said ty and was complaining about how no one else dressed up so i said yeah your kurti and everything aap bohot pretty lag rahe ho!!!!!! she was just like giggling cutely :((

2. like i said she's very smart so like this ma'am she told me to learn from her how to do an audit thing and she was explaining about like tally and shortcut keys and scigst but we were sitting soooo close on the pc together our legs were touching and. and i think i kinda spaced out staring at her winged eyeliner BECAUSE SHE SAID bhai mujhe kyun ghoor rahi hai pc pe dekh mein baar baar nahi sikhane wali 😭😭 but like she wasn't angry okay she was just amused (?) i think she thinks im just kinda dumb and slow to understand new stuff which lol i def am. but like anyway caught in 4k!!!!!!!

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[singswan-springswan]

In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[daydreamerwonderkid]

FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

[goddamnshinyrock]

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

[gaylactic-fire]

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

[eggwishing]

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

[hell-is-a-teenage-girll]

I'm gonna add since people misread.

No the point is not empathy in this post.

There is nothing wrong with different types of empathy levels, all are valid 🩷

What is the point tho, is that people decide what autism is, that we are all the same, what empathy is and automatically assume we either don't have it or must be a bad person if our empathy level is not the same or what they think it should be.

So please, don't speak badly of people with low empathy or whatever level. Cause I say it again.

I don't allow it, I don't condone it, and you are just as valid ��

[isjasz]

Stellar death

[areyouscaredyet]

im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)

its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!

happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D

[modmad]

I love terrible comic day can we make this an international holiday

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[pickled0ctopus]

my dear comfort zone